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Post by greyman on Aug 16, 2015 9:10:11 GMT
Scored the first goal I ever saw at Stoke in a 1-0 win over Spurs
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Post by greyman on Aug 11, 2015 11:21:22 GMT
Well I watched the game last night and pissed myself laughing repeatedly at the predictability of it all. I'm not surprised people enjoyed watching that performance and all its oh so predictable features, including the post match delusional / self-serving interview. Maybe Pulis will take them up to the end of this month then quit again because he's not been given £100 million to spend on thirtysomething model pros. If he doesn't throw one of his hissy fits, he'll do a decent job for West Brom, but they'll all want him gone before the season's out. And if you don't think that's hilarious, you're kidding yourself. I don't care what happens to him or West Brom. I do like to see the artists formerly known as the wankstains continuing their obsession with him though. It would form a most fascinating psychiatric case study. Part of the reason we should all get stuck in and enjoy this is the experience of years of footballing purists telling us they 'couldn't watch that'. Well they're bloody well watching it now. |
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Post by greyman on Aug 11, 2015 10:20:40 GMT
They beat us last year in probably our worst performance of the season and there was no messageboard meltdown. Further proof that there is only one side of the debate keeping this alive. The mental fucking wankstains! Well I watched the game last night and pissed myself laughing repeatedly at the predictability of it all. I'm not surprised people enjoyed watching that performance and all its oh so predictable features, including the post match delusional / self-serving interview. Maybe Pulis will take them up to the end of this month then quit again because he's not been given £100 million to spend on thirtysomething model pros. If he doesn't throw one of his hissy fits, he'll do a decent job for West Brom, but they'll all want him gone before the season's out. And if you don't think that's hilarious, you're kidding yourself. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 18:02:40 GMT
We know why they do it. What we need to work out is how to stop them. I think it's important to recognise that people like the OP who don't have English to the level of a moderately intelligent eight year old, cannot be integrated properly into British society. What I would propose is a nationwide network of holding centres, or concentration camps if you will, which would be used for these people to bring them to a level that would allow them to integrate. A harsh and possibly fatal regime would ensure they are properly motivated.
I know this might be seen as racist in some circles, so we'd initially round up people like imallstokedup who have no excuse.
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 13:18:12 GMT
Depends on the team. I'd go for this
Buttland
Johnstone, ShawX, Wollschied, Peters
GCam, Sidwall
Arnie, Adams, Afelly
Mama
Did I tell you about the song I made up about Josely, to the tune of Sloop John Bee?
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 13:03:49 GMT
Drum roll
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 13:00:34 GMT
Ba dum tish
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 12:56:29 GMT
Fewer
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Post by greyman on Jul 30, 2015 12:50:49 GMT
Have. It's not difficult and 'of' doesn't even make sense.
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Post by greyman on Jul 10, 2015 14:25:36 GMT
I never read such bollocks in all my life,apprentices when i was one had their balls blued up with marking out blue,head shoved down the bog and then ball and chained.The do good society we live in drives me insane. Right, and that's just the sort of society we want isn't it. Young people routinely humiliated and assaulted the first time they step outside their home to try and make their own way. Fantastic. To be fair, there's a big difference between a bit of ribbing (long weight, tin of elbow grease etc) and what Muttley is describing which is bullying and assault. If I found out one of my kids had a grown man pulling down their pants and drawing on their genitals, their head shoved down a toilet or been 'ball and chained' on their first day in work I would be looking for the person responsible to be facing far more than the sack. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 10, 2015 13:50:12 GMT
You can be an uptight mardy cunt and still be able to spot gross misconduct, rape or assault a mile off.
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Post by greyman on Jul 10, 2015 13:33:48 GMT
Humiliation as initiation. Fucking hell, honestly. How is that anything other than just shit. Know you place, know where you belong. And as Bollo pointed out, some right creepy fuckers hide behind these 'innocent japes'. I think it's amazing that anybody is suggesting some of the practices described on here are 'banter', 'japes' or whatever. The correct description is definitely 'sacking offence' or possibly even 'criminal offence'. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 10, 2015 12:04:20 GMT
It's easy to doubt the story about Connie Opplesticks but she was famously responsible for an outbreak of retrograde ejaculation syndrome across North Staffs in the 1950s. Literally hundreds of pot bank workers started fertilising themselves and had to be quarantined in the Dividy Road ghetto along with their monstrous offspring. Old Stokie had seven foetuses aborted before he managed to find a wife and turn things around. Literally.  The mayor and mayoress of Bentilee, yesterday |
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Post by greyman on Jul 6, 2015 9:03:43 GMT
The women's game has many qualities that the men would do well aspire to. It's refreshing to see football without players diving, rolling around on the floor every two.minutes, trying to get opponents booked and sent off, arguing with and abusing officials etc. USA and Japan are both technically very good and entertaining to watch imo. I agree about the general behaviour but as for the last bit... technically very good? I don't think so. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 6, 2015 9:02:26 GMT
Understatement of the decade. Their international teams wouldn't beat a blokes conference North side. Infact neither would arsenal ladies. Hence it'll never be popular. I'm not sure what relevance that statement has. 99% of (female) Federations Cup tennis players would not beat 99% of (male) Davis Cup tennis players, would they? Yet women's tennis is popular. And women's football draws huge crowds in some parts of the world - as it did in Britain during WW1. Unfair comparison. In terms of ability, the comparison would be with an over 50s county tennis championship. Much as I'm glad for the women, the standard of play - especially in defence - is what I would have expected from my lads' under 12s teams. We all know the reason people watched women's football during WW1, then stopped afterwards. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 2, 2015 17:23:58 GMT
By the way sheikh. I was on the same train back from London as Tony Scholes last night. I had a chat, shook hands and thanked him for the work everybody puts in at the club and told him to take no notice of your gibbering. I'd expect nothing of a Tory. You can call me anything you like but don't ever call me a Tory. |
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Post by greyman on Jul 2, 2015 17:23:00 GMT
Drawing a wage for five years while his Dad bitched about money for players. Is that what you mean? Or maybe it was the other expenditure of the club's money to extend his career past its real life span. (10 minutes) Utter fucking bollocks. Which bit? Drawing a wage for five years? Check Dad bitching about having no money? Check Other expenditure? Check |
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Post by greyman on Jul 2, 2015 15:33:33 GMT
By the way sheikh. I was on the same train back from London as Tony Scholes last night. I had a chat, shook hands and thanked him for the work everybody puts in at the club and told him to take no notice of your gibbering.
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Post by greyman on Jul 2, 2015 15:29:45 GMT
You may have forgoten the small matter of Andrew Davisgate? Most of us would want to in fairness. An apologist certainly would.  There's loads of 'gates' but also coincided with a tremendous period in our history, funded by the king of nepotism in Peter Coates. I mean 6 games, Ant played in all competitions, a matter of minutes. Must make you wankstains feel like a bunch of screaming nancy boys, how you went on doesn't it?  Drawing a wage for five years while his Dad bitched about money for players. Is that what you mean? Or maybe it was the other expenditure of the club's money to extend his career past its real life span. (10 minutes) |
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Post by greyman on Jun 16, 2015 6:38:25 GMT
And just to make sure everybody knows what a tool Hodgson is and how he picks his side, read this. www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/15/roy-hodgson-nathaniel-clyne-englandWhat manager ever says...? "it doesn't matter how good you are and that you're first choice for a successful side, we'll continue to pick the injury and error prone utility player who gets to play for Manchester United every three weeks or so in a completely different position'. |
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Post by greyman on Jun 15, 2015 13:28:42 GMT
Whats the team i support got to do with the fact that Shawcross put in one of the worst defensive performances of his life in his sole England opportunity? He is no better than either of the current two for his club, so what makes you think he will step it up for country? You all bitch and moan about his omission as though if he played we would start winning everything. Not quite as bad as some of Smalling's performances though given that Shawcross was only at fault for one goal. The facts of that game are that he was brought on by the manager as a sub against an inform Zlatan while Gary Cahill decided to go AWOL. Looked like a complete stitch up to me and I wouldn't expect Hodgson to make similar judgements about the various Man U reserves he habitually picks, based on throwing them on to cope with one of the world's best players while more experienced team mates leave them to it. Phil Jones can't even cope with Slovenia's left winger, never mind Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The manager then decides it's all Shawcross's fault and lets people like you hang him out to dry? Fuck Hodgson. |
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Post by greyman on May 31, 2015 21:23:07 GMT
That and he earns so much money he can rise above it all.
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Post by greyman on May 31, 2015 19:49:47 GMT
I doubt any one of them could get a hard-on one on one. Bunch of faggots... Theres a certain sense of irony that this comment condemning the racist behaviour of these planks in done so through the use of homophobic language... |
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Post by greyman on May 31, 2015 19:45:08 GMT
For once sheikhmomo is right. Everybody needs to calm down
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Post by greyman on May 31, 2015 19:36:02 GMT
It surprises me because you don't know me or the people i speak of. I never claimed to know you. I judge you from the comments you've made on this thread. Most people that I know who have been to Thailand (including me) have been to experience the rich culture, natural history and spectacular scenery. Poof |
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Post by greyman on May 31, 2015 19:22:09 GMT
Arf. Five minutes of rambling followed by comedy gold.
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Post by greyman on May 21, 2015 8:54:03 GMT
Fabal Nobblyass
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Post by greyman on May 13, 2015 14:23:44 GMT
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Post by greyman on May 7, 2015 11:53:57 GMT
I was one of the 17,000 cheering on my 'adopted' (by residence) 2nd team, so you can shove your collective attitudes where the Sun don't shine. I'm sure those 17,000 fans would be delighted if they were told the club was moving to Telford to win planning permission for a new supermarket, changing its name and pretending that Telford MK had actually been in existence for some time and had just won promotion. I only wish it could happen so we could see all those shitbags whine and bitch because they've had their League place and history robbed from them by Asda. |
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Post by greyman on May 7, 2015 0:53:30 GMT
I think you'd be surprised. I think the FSF is a fantastic organisation but you should have had nothing to do with Milton Keynes. This is a popular piece of merchandise at this abomination of a club  I don't get why the MK Dons fans would actually want to do that. While we don't agree with the principle of nicking another club's place in the football pyramid, at least it's easy to understand they did it because they wanted a football club in the town, and didn't want to wait to climb the ladder in the usual (decent) way. It makes sense in its own sad way. But I just can't understand why they would want to pretend that the Crazy Gang, Dave Bassett, the 1988 Cup Final victory, the famous top flight victories at Plough Lane, the climb through the divisions - all those things that the world associates with Wimbledon - were actually anything to do with Milton Keynes. It's not like they grew up listening to their dads' tales about standing on the terraces cheering on Dennis Wise and Warren Barton is it? It just makes no sense at all. So what do they actually gain from making that claim to someone else's history? Has your mate shed any light on that? Like I said, we no longer talk about it. If the game in England was run by people with any sort of awareness or recognition of what football is actually about, Milton Keynes would still be making their way up the League pyramid in the right way. |
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