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Post by SALIFDIAOOO on Oct 1, 2008 17:05:51 GMT
Salif Diao could have Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 1, 2008 17:53:27 GMT
Salif Diao could have Abdoulaye Faye. He knows where you live..don't say you were'nt warned
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Post by gordonmarshall on Oct 1, 2008 18:09:30 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye DID turn water into wine.
Abdoulaye Faye CAN eat a rowntree's fruit gum without chewing.
ET phoned home because Abdoulaye Faye told him too.
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Post by BoothenenderGaz on Oct 1, 2008 18:22:37 GMT
Not_Nick_H
Any news on the Faye image you submitted so we could put our own Faye'ism on the front and have his squad number on the back??
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Post by Bick on Oct 1, 2008 19:18:04 GMT
abdoulaye faye makes onions cry.... heh. I like that one.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 1, 2008 19:46:45 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
The Big Bang happened when Abdoulaye Faye went back in time to just before the Universe began and every atom in the Universe immediately decided it should get the hell away from there and fast.
If Abdoulaye Faye makes a woman ride on top during sex, she instantly qualifies for the "mile high" club.
Abdoulaye Faye puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Post by Gob Bluth on Oct 1, 2008 20:10:38 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is the only person in the universe to always know where Sammy Bangoura is.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 1, 2008 20:17:44 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once played a game of golf without clubs. He shot a 17.
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Oct 1, 2008 21:17:59 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye would not have been Abdoulaye Faye at all, as his mum and dad wanted to call him something else
but he insisted
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Oct 2, 2008 6:41:25 GMT
The global financial crisis was caused by Abdoulaye Faye playing monopoly
Real hard men eat nails for breakfast. Abdoulaye Faye does all his grocery shopping at screw fix
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Oct 2, 2008 7:05:40 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye challenged Lance Armstrong to a testicle counting contest. He won by five
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Post by sammychung on Oct 2, 2008 10:39:51 GMT
Carlsberg don't make defenders, but if they did.........
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Post by smigchop on Oct 2, 2008 10:44:49 GMT
paul scholes injured himself purposefully because he does not want to face faye on boxing day.
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Post by boothenender on Oct 2, 2008 12:33:22 GMT
.................. advice.......... dont fuck with faye ..... o.k. !
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Oct 2, 2008 13:13:38 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye can kill two stones with one bird
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Abdoulaye Faye
Abdoulaye Faye's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors
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Post by 4kingal on Oct 2, 2008 14:32:00 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye gets paid for hurting people Unless he likes you of course...........................then he'll hurt you for free
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Post by stokielegend on Oct 2, 2008 17:58:53 GMT
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Pottero
Academy Starlet
Legends are made in Stoke.....
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Post by Pottero on Oct 3, 2008 14:59:16 GMT
Mickey Mouse has got an Abdoulaye Faye wrist watch.....
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Post by daverichards on Oct 3, 2008 20:15:56 GMT
Gotham City Police have upgraded their phone system to the new Abdoulaye Faye Phone
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Post by Olgrligm on Oct 4, 2008 11:55:41 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once beat Chuck Norris at a game of noughts and crosses. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
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Post by Premier Endonstokie on Oct 4, 2008 17:38:58 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye built Stonehenge with both hand tied behind his back.
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Post by Malex on Oct 4, 2008 17:53:09 GMT
Abdoulaye Fayes tears can cure any disease know to man. Too bad he's never cried
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Post by rhodesy on Oct 19, 2008 9:44:03 GMT
Quality ;D
Back up for the peoplewho need the sigs.. They are on page 3
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Donkey Oaty
Academy Starlet
never did the eagle waste so much time as when he suffered his self to learn from the crow
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Post by Donkey Oaty on Oct 19, 2008 11:18:08 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye says.... Resistance is futile, You WILL be assimilated.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Oct 19, 2008 11:26:39 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is allowed to do all of this because Denis Smith lets him!
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Post by Fred Astaire on Oct 19, 2008 12:39:42 GMT
I was down the local sanctuary the other day. While i was there i overheard one of the donkies bragging about "being hung like Abdoulaye Faye"
I kid you not!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 19, 2008 13:44:56 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye does'nt buy Diamonds for his lady,he just crushes coal in his hands, then hands the Diamond over to her.
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Post by JoeinOz on Oct 19, 2008 13:48:27 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is immune from pain and can only be hurt by psionic attacks.
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Post by jbstokie on Oct 20, 2008 0:09:45 GMT
If Abdoulaye Faye was a Tottenham keeper, Corluka wouldn't have regained consciousness!
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Post by Paul Spencer on Oct 20, 2008 0:35:48 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye wasn't born ... he was quarried. Abdoulaye Faye makes medicine sick. Abdoulaye Faye can handcuff lightning.
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