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Post by smigchop on Sept 29, 2008 14:41:37 GMT
Abdoulaye faye knows where maddie is.
whoops...........................
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Post by oularesarse on Sept 29, 2008 15:20:39 GMT
Love this thread. Keep 'em coming, heres a few...
Mohammed wouldn't go to the mountain. Abdoulaye Faye took the mountain to him.
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't need to prove he is smarter than a ten year old, noel.
11 August 1999: Solar Eclipse? No, Abdoulaye Faye fancied a siesta.
PS. Well done for making it onto P&G!
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Post by robdog on Sept 29, 2008 15:25:18 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye spins round he doesnt get dizzy , the earth does
When Abdoulaye Faye was born , Jesus bought HIM gold,frankincense and myrrh.
When Martin Luther King Jr said " I have a dream" , it was about Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 15:46:43 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye puts baby in the corner.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 15:52:07 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye’s Rice Krispies don’t go “Snack, Crackle and Pop”, they say “Shhhhhhhh, he’s here”
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Post by jbstokie on Sept 29, 2008 16:37:00 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is the reason why Wally is hiding. Abdoulaye Faye once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. When Abdoulaye Faye does division, there are no remainders. Abdoulaye Faye never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. Abdoulaye Faye doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. Abdoulaye Faye uses tabasco sauce instead of optrex. Abdoulaye Faye can sneeze with his eyes open. Abdoulaye Faye can hold his breathe for nine years. ;D JB
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Post by daverichards on Sept 29, 2008 18:10:25 GMT
The Incredible Hulk is green with envy of Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by stokie25 on Sept 29, 2008 19:54:32 GMT
abdoulaye faye demands that you all join his facebook group at the bottom of IlfordDave's signature! He needs us - and we will conform!
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Post by DelapsWankingArm on Sept 29, 2008 21:37:06 GMT
Abdoulaye faye doesnt watch tele, tele watches Abdoulaye faye
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Post by ricksastokie on Sept 30, 2008 1:07:04 GMT
Two wrongs do make a right, just ask Abdoulaye Faye... if you dare
You can get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter when Abdoulaye Faye wants his tyres changing
Snow only falls when Abdoulaye Faye is feeling a tad warm
Mickey Mouse wears an Abdoulaye Faye watch
The Grand Canyon was formed by an Abdoulaye Faye sliding tackle
Abdoulaye Faye is a girl's best friend, not diamonds
Dinosaurs died out when Abdoulaye Faye burped
Trees shed their leaves in the autumn because they are scared of Abdoulaye Faye
Rafa Benitez and Phil Brown grew beards as a disguise to hide from Abdoulaye Faye
Walkers Crisps have announced that Abdoulaye Faye flavoured crisps is the winner of their Do us a Flavour competition
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Sept 30, 2008 2:21:37 GMT
abdoulaye faye makes the world go round
The world DOES revolve around abdoulaye faye
brick shit house's are built like abdoulaye faye
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Post by boothenpaddock86 on Sept 30, 2008 3:16:11 GMT
abdoulaye faye doesnt win games ,games win abdoulaye faye
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Post by hoopty on Sept 30, 2008 7:12:26 GMT
Water and oil don't mix because Abdy Faye hasn't given them permission.
They say nature abhors a vacuum. It's not nature. It's Abdy Faye.
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Post by Ghostface on Sept 30, 2008 8:16:54 GMT
Abdouaye Faye heard Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and saw it as a challenge. Freddie Mercury is now dead...
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 30, 2008 9:05:22 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye taught Rory Delap how to throw.
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Post by Jug Bank Stokie on Sept 30, 2008 11:28:23 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye shot JR.
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Sept 30, 2008 11:59:00 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye would have kicked Liams dog into orbit
Abdoulaye Faye doesnt back horses, they back him
Rolling stones gather moss when Ab Faye tells them to
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 30, 2008 12:03:36 GMT
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Post by thestatusquo on Sept 30, 2008 12:36:55 GMT
Stoke can win the FA Cup with Abdoulaye Faye.....!!!!!
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 30, 2008 21:41:19 GMT
If Abdoulaye Faye says its Christmas, put your tree up.
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Post by BoothenenderGaz on Sept 30, 2008 22:01:27 GMT
When was it on P&G?
What was said??
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Post by figo85 on Sept 30, 2008 22:25:07 GMT
Faye won the 2003 world poker championship final with a hand made up of the 2 of diamonds, the 7 of clubs, his library card, a green uno card and a beer mat.
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Post by daverichards on Sept 30, 2008 22:30:07 GMT
When was it on P&G?
What was said?? yeah I'd like to know too Carlsberg don't produce footballers , but if they did, he'd be called Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by bogus on Sept 30, 2008 22:33:13 GMT
When was it on P&G?
What was said?? yeah I'd like to know too Carlsberg don't produce footballers , but if they did, he'd be called Abdoulaye Faye It was on last Friday's show. Acres mentioned the thread and how it had been making them laugh all week and then he read out some of the posts.................only ones suitable for 6.00pm local radio
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Post by ginge on Sept 30, 2008 22:59:46 GMT
If Abdoulaye Faye were a football song, he'd be Delilah
Denis Smith would shit-out of a tackle with Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 1, 2008 9:15:19 GMT
Arthur Brown IS NOT the God of Hell fire...but i know who is!
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Post by bigvern on Oct 1, 2008 12:09:48 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is no relation to Graham Shaw, fact!!!
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Oct 1, 2008 12:55:52 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye knows everything there is to know - except the definition of mercy Abdoulaye Faye was once in a knife fight - and the knife lost Abdoulaye Faye built the stairway to heaven Abdoulaye Faye can jump start a car with jump leads attached to his nipples
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Oct 1, 2008 13:12:09 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye can touch MC Hammer
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 1, 2008 16:47:43 GMT
Liam Lawrence didn't fall over his dog did he, Abdoulaye?? Hope he knows where Cressy lives
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