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Post by daverichards on Oct 25, 2008 19:54:38 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye eats a whole pack of shredded wheat in one sitting
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 25, 2008 19:58:46 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye demands that Man City surrender....to make it easy for themselves against the mighty Stoke City
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Post by sweetandinnocent on Oct 25, 2008 20:23:12 GMT
FACT - My brother works on a building site and he says that on his site nobody needs to wear protective clothing - hard hats, steel toecapped boots etc! This is because on your first day at the site you are handed an "Abdoulaye Faye" signed replica shirt to wear instead! Apparantly its company policy to wear a replica signed Ab Faye stoke shirt! Site manager says its Somthing to do with the safety insurance being cheaper if they are worn! On the building site door there was a sign that said "NO HAT, NO BOOTS = NO JOB It now says " NO BOOTS = NO WORRIES NO HAT = NO WORRIES NO AB FAYE SIGNED STOKE SHIRT = NO JOB!!!!!!!
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jcscfc
Youth Player
City 'Til I Die
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Post by jcscfc on Oct 25, 2008 22:36:53 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye IS AWESOME - FACT
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Post by daverichards on Nov 2, 2008 0:08:22 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye makes Van Persie cry , just by looking at him
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Post by jimisastokie on Nov 2, 2008 0:12:34 GMT
Abdoulaye faye wins a game of connect 4 with only 3 moves!
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Nov 2, 2008 0:16:07 GMT
Abdy Faye would have won the Rumble in the Jungle
Abdy Bumaye!!!
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Post by serpico on Nov 2, 2008 0:47:41 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye wipes his arse with sandpaper. hmm, that just makes him sound weird
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Post by daverichards on Nov 16, 2008 19:59:46 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye can eat a can of spinach without opening it
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 16, 2008 20:02:15 GMT
All this hype! Abdoulaye Faye can suck my fuckin' dick .... If he wants to
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Post by salopstick on Dec 6, 2008 23:07:38 GMT
ABDOULAYE FAYE CAN CELEBRATE SCORING AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAMS - FACT
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Dec 7, 2008 0:09:02 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye may speak with a soft voice...But he's built like a f***ing tank - so there.
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Post by victoriaboothenboy on Dec 7, 2008 0:12:38 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is fast becoming the FIRST man in 30 years who can be compared to the all time Stoke City greats like Matthews,Franklin,Steele,Hudson,Banks,Greenhoff,Ritchie. Not there yet - but well on the way
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Post by victoriaboothenboy on Dec 7, 2008 0:44:15 GMT
On tonights Newcastle Fanzine Ab. is described as "a wanker who belongs where he is" I can't argue with that any more wankers like Ab. -send them to us,you Geordie Fuckwits
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Post by Paul Spencer on Dec 7, 2008 1:20:56 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye says ... "Shhhhhh", St. James' Park shuts the fuck up!
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Post by Tuncay Stryder on Dec 7, 2008 10:37:16 GMT
ChristianityCatholicJewishHinduBuddhaNah, mine is.... Fayeism! (25 A.D) Im a proud follower of this religion ;D
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Post by daverichards on Dec 7, 2008 11:06:01 GMT
which came first the chicken or the egg
which ever Abdoulaye Faye deicded to impregnate first of course
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Post by swipers on Dec 7, 2008 11:34:26 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye says ... "Shhhhhh", St. James' Park shuts the fuck up! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by daverichards on Dec 7, 2008 19:35:00 GMT
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sally
Academy Starlet
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Post by sally on Dec 7, 2008 19:49:19 GMT
42 is not the answer-Abdoulaye Faye is.
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Post by DrGonzo on Dec 7, 2008 20:50:27 GMT
Abdoulaye sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Abdoulaye and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Post by Stoke_FaN_DaN on Dec 9, 2008 17:38:22 GMT
when abdoulaye faye wants pornography, he watches the latest set hes been in.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Dec 9, 2008 17:45:31 GMT
The Stig on Top Gear wears a T Shirt saying " I am Abdoulaye Faye"
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Dec 9, 2008 18:21:47 GMT
Abdy Faye's voice is so high because if we heard his real voice, we would all immediatly perish.
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Post by One-Two on Dec 9, 2008 19:39:16 GMT
abdoulaye faye has no "ctr" button on his computer. he's always in control
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Post by cartwright4 on Dec 9, 2008 21:40:20 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't get colds, colds get Abdoulaye Faye!
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Post by Stoke_FaN_DaN on Dec 9, 2008 22:00:47 GMT
when area's are flooded, its where abdoulaye faye has recently pissed.
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Pottero
Academy Starlet
Legends are made in Stoke.....
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Post by Pottero on Dec 9, 2008 22:02:26 GMT
The Sky remote doesn't control Ab Faye........... Ab Faye controls it!!
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Post by Mozzaa on Dec 9, 2008 22:06:40 GMT
Some say he needs to eat 2.5m chilli's to feel the effect & that he once caused an earthquake by looking at the floor
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Post by bigvern on Dec 10, 2008 18:56:11 GMT
When you find Abdy Faye in bed with your mrs be sure to tuck him in and make sure the central heatings on at his required temperature!!
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