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Post by Linx on Aug 6, 2024 17:25:14 GMT
Anybody remember OldStokie’s sailing ship, the SS Stokie, or something like that? Basically it was some kind of metaphor for the plight of ordinary football fans (sort of Tie me to the Mast meets Captain Pugwash). Necessarily it became quite surreal at times. I was a crewman, Mr Links, I seem to recall, regularly assigned to swab the decks.
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Post by mallorcanstokie on Aug 6, 2024 17:39:09 GMT
Who posted ‘hast thee got your brown wings yet’ funniest post ever ….
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Post by OldStokie on Aug 6, 2024 18:24:14 GMT
Anybody remember OldStokie’s sailing ship, the SS Stokie, or something like that? Basically it was some kind of metaphor for the plight of ordinary football fans (sort of Tie me to the Mast meets Captain Pugwash). Necessarily it became quite surreal at times. I was a crewman, Mr Links, I seem to recall, regularly assigned to swab the decks. Hah hah Mr Links. Daft times back then. OS.
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Post by willieeetmiout on Aug 6, 2024 18:49:26 GMT
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Post by maninasuitcase on Aug 6, 2024 19:31:00 GMT
I start as maninacarrierbag before I upgraded to a suitcase.
Hoping to step up to a trunk or crate one day. 😏😏
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Aug 6, 2024 20:00:25 GMT
Anybody remember OldStokie’s sailing ship, the SS Stokie, or something like that? Basically it was some kind of metaphor for the plight of ordinary football fans (sort of Tie me to the Mast meets Captain Pugwash). Necessarily it became quite surreal at times. I was a crewman, Mr Links, I seem to recall, regularly assigned to swab the decks. And the Mr Men
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2024 20:15:11 GMT
MrSausage was ace. His catchphrase was 'up to but not including the taters'. Funny guy.
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Post by baconburger on Aug 6, 2024 20:25:15 GMT
I start as maninacarrierbag before I upgraded to a suitcase. Hoping to step up to a trunk or crate one day. 😏😏 I used to know a couple of guys who got caught with a man in a crate. They mysteriously disappeared in the middle of the night when the first Gulf war broke out.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Aug 6, 2024 21:14:32 GMT
I start as maninacarrierbag before I upgraded to a suitcase. Hoping to step up to a trunk or crate one day. 😏😏 I used to know a couple of guys who got caught with a man in a crate. They mysteriously disappeared in the middle of the night when the first Gulf war broke out. 🫣🫣
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2024 21:24:51 GMT
Yeah. Isn't he something to do with "soccer in the USA" nowadays. He & his Wife are investing in Falkirk fc in Scotland Is he going to fuck up their club crest next?
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Post by baconburger on Aug 6, 2024 21:26:13 GMT
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Post by maninasuitcase on Aug 6, 2024 21:28:21 GMT
I'll stick with the suitcase then. Seems a safer bet.
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Post by stantheman on Aug 6, 2024 21:29:30 GMT
Harrysburrow was also a top poster, and what happened to jarhead
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Post by jezzascfc on Aug 6, 2024 22:19:28 GMT
I started on here in the fenetre days, 1996 I think it was. Bloody hell, all those years wasted talking to Old Stokie, Merkin and Tel2U.
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Post by foxysgloves on Aug 6, 2024 22:25:00 GMT
rootsreggaepotter has not been seen for a while, was he music or the old Stoke Games ? Hey up mate. That's me. Still read every day but life got in the way of me going to games and stuff so I ain't really got much to say. The YouTube channel still gets shit loads of views but I ain't put anything on there for years. I would like to think it was music and videos. That was my thing. Take it easy mate and cheers for the mention. None of us have much to say but that doesn’t stop us. At least you didn’t say much while maintaining some class and originality. Post more. And do another couple of YouTube vids please!
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Post by foxysgloves on Aug 6, 2024 22:27:50 GMT
I miss RAF.
I think he still posts but less regularly.
We didn’t really get on but I liked him. Pugsley too. Again we often argued but he was decent. Again he’s still here but less frequently and the board is a poorer place for it.
Jamo was great too.
You’d almost get a little emotional reminiscing.
Almost!
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Aug 6, 2024 22:36:30 GMT
I started on here in the fenetre days, 1996 I think it was. Bloody hell, all those years wasted talking to Old Stokie, Merkin and Tel2U. I think you and OS were the first I remember I should have seen the signs and quit then 😁
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Aug 6, 2024 23:03:42 GMT
Whatever happened to PoisonedMonkey, whose reply to nearly everything was...
'I would fuck her'
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Aug 7, 2024 0:01:12 GMT
Whatever happened to PoisonedMonkey, whose reply to nearly everything was... 'I would fuck her' Was obviously the days before Feltz banter Even poisoned had his limits
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Post by iancransonsknees on Aug 7, 2024 6:51:26 GMT
Whatever happened to PoisonedMonkey, whose reply to nearly everything was... 'I would fuck her' I reckon his missus caught him, he literally stopped dead, posting one day then never again. Boother was always good VFM. I imagine having to quell that personality due to being in the teaching profession crushes a man's soul.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Aug 7, 2024 6:52:35 GMT
MrSausage was ace. His catchphrase was 'up to but not including the taters'. Funny guy. I had the absolute privilege and pleasure of working with MrSausage for about 6 months nearly 20 years ago. Far less mental in real life.
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 7, 2024 6:58:22 GMT
I used to love UKYESTONY’s rants about Mama. And his Bichon Frise. I always pictured him like Hard Bastard taking it for a walk. Who was the one who got in an argument about academy football results and ended up like a homeless bloke shouting 'ASK KEITH' at the traffic?
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Post by baconburger on Aug 7, 2024 7:06:04 GMT
I used to love UKYESTONY’s rants about Mama. And his Bichon Frise. I always pictured him like Hard Bastard taking it for a walk. Who was the one who got in an argument about academy football results and ended up like a homeless bloke shouting 'ASK KEITH' at the traffic? Dunno can’t say I remember that.
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Post by skip on Aug 7, 2024 10:30:30 GMT
I started on here in the fenetre days, 1996 I think it was. Bloody hell, all those years wasted talking to Old Stokie, Merkin and Tel2U. Likewise. I had to go to Café Surf in Brum to pay by the hour to read The Oatcake. And then I got internet connectivity at home and my life was ruined.
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Post by baconburger on Aug 7, 2024 10:35:00 GMT
I started on here in the fenetre days, 1996 I think it was. Bloody hell, all those years wasted talking to Old Stokie, Merkin and Tel2U. Likewise. I had to go to Café Surf in Brum to pay by the hour to read The Oatcake. And then I got internet connectivity at home and my life was ruined. Internet?? I can remember looking at ceefax and ringing clubcall on premium numbers on the works phone to get transfer info.
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Post by OldStokie on Aug 7, 2024 10:40:21 GMT
I miss RAF. I think he still posts but less regularly. We didn’t really get on but I liked him. Pugsley too. Again we often argued but he was decent. Again he’s still here but less frequently and the board is a poorer place for it. Jamo was great too. You’d almost get a little emotional reminiscing. Almost! Raff still phones me every now and then. In real life he's a super intelligent lad and as sound as a pound. His young lad is growing up now and that's where his heart is nowadays. Top, top lad. OS.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Aug 7, 2024 10:41:33 GMT
Whatever happened to PoisonedMonkey, whose reply to nearly everything was... 'I would fuck her' Was obviously the days before Feltz banter Even poisoned had his limits You mention the Feltz, does that mean you need?....
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Post by ParaPsych on Aug 7, 2024 11:05:46 GMT
There used to be far more interlectewals back in the day. I think they all realised it was pointless trying to be a clever clogs and now merely lurk, probably constantly half typing out well reasoned posts before realising the futility of it all and mashing the delete key. I'm picturing a depressed looking greyman here, with a cognac in one hand, PC sat on an old oak desk with a CRT monitor (no mobile devices here), sat in a Chesterfield captain's chair, look of despair on his face at the state of it all, before going back to watch another YouTube clip of Stewart Lee.
Although I see skip is giving it a go again lately, quoting some bloke from that John Hurt film.
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Post by cymap on Aug 7, 2024 11:12:20 GMT
CCN
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Post by ParaPsych on Aug 7, 2024 11:14:17 GMT
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