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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Apr 30, 2024 11:40:17 GMT
When I was a youngster in the early 00s, I had two Arsenal tops To wipe your arse on? |
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Post by ihaveadream on Apr 30, 2024 11:46:19 GMT
I think you should edit the title to Footballing Confessions or you may soon find this thread relegated* to the Everything Else board. A bit like Vale got relegated |
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Post by northstaffycher on Apr 30, 2024 11:49:09 GMT
I don't like the "Bread Song".
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Post by northstaffycher on Apr 30, 2024 11:52:00 GMT
I once saw the ghost of a man outside Maine Road sadly mumbling something about "someone saw that I was murdered, but did nowt".
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Apr 30, 2024 11:54:40 GMT
I don't mind Man City.
What they've done for the club and surrounding area is brilliant.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2024 12:17:41 GMT
I have 4 pieces of signed football memorabilia
2 are Stoke 2 are Arsenal
My most cherished is my signed Bergkamp shirt from the 2002 season.
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Post by Squeekster on Apr 30, 2024 12:20:59 GMT
I don't mind Man City. What they've done for the club and surrounding area is brilliant. Partly but a lot of ground work with the stadium and surrounding area was done for the common wealth games, so they had a good head start. PS I used to work with a citeh fan and he was sound until the oil money then he turned into a right arrogant bell end when talking citeh. |
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 30, 2024 12:38:42 GMT
I wear two pairs of socks at away games, a thin cotton pair and a slightly thicker pair over the top, not through superstition or a luck thing regarding the game. it’s because most beers these days turn my bowels into hot mud, resulting in the charge of the shite brigade in far away boozers. A thin pair are sacrificed each game if there is no bog roll, and I thank them for their service as they are binned 🫡 Why the F do you not just take some bog roll or tissues with you 😂 |
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Post by GeneralFaye on Apr 30, 2024 12:58:05 GMT
Man Utd aren't in my top 5 most hated clubs.. seems to be strange for a Stoke fan, but I dont care about them at all. Much more villainous sides in this country imo.
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Post by pez75 on Apr 30, 2024 13:20:02 GMT
I can accept a murder confession and love the Vale Park one, but there are far too many Arsenal mentions in this thread - shitbin please.
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Post by NassauDave on Apr 30, 2024 14:06:22 GMT
Queen were the support act for a well known band. No they weren't. |
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Post by hughjarse on Apr 30, 2024 18:44:45 GMT
My son is a bindipper
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2024 18:56:07 GMT
I instinctively think any grown many who has a players name and number on their shirt is a loser. I also think the same for anyone wearing a football shirt either away from the game such as shopping or on holiday.
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Post by Linx on Apr 30, 2024 19:03:46 GMT
My first, and second, replica kit was that of Wolves. I liked the colour  . My only excuse is that I was still at Primary School and when I was that age, nobody really gave a shit about replica kits. |
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Post by AlliG on Apr 30, 2024 19:17:49 GMT
My first, and second, replica kit was that of Wolves. I liked the colour . My only excuse is that I was still at Primary School and when I was that age, nobody really gave a shit about replica kits. I can out random you there Linx.  The first replica shirt I had was a 1966/67 Charlton Athletic top!  My Mum brought it from Longton Market in 1968. It was plain red and I used to wear it as a goalkeepers top. |
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Post by Hiram on Apr 30, 2024 19:18:47 GMT
My favourite is the classic Ricoh shirt but I also liked the pinstriped early 80s top and its blue away version. Wouldn't mind seeing a comeback.
Can't stand Warnock and Man Citeh over Arsenal any day.
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Apr 30, 2024 19:26:13 GMT
Man Utd aren't in my top 5 most hated clubs.. seems to be strange for a Stoke fan, but I dont care about them at all. Much more villainous sides in this country imo. Made me think... They come 3rd for me. 1. Birmingham 2. Liverpool 3. Man Utd 4. Vale 5. Cardiff |
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Post by Mendicant on Apr 30, 2024 20:10:43 GMT
I have a soft spot for Charlton, Millwall, Ayr, Gençlerbirliği and Hansa Rostock. None of which I can explain. I quite like Notts County and women in big knickers an all but that’s for Everything Else.
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Post by This is the year on Apr 30, 2024 20:19:13 GMT
I had an arsenal shirt because i loved watching thierry henry
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2024 20:39:12 GMT
I always look at blokes' cocks in the toilet of Block 28.
It's nothing weird, I just like imagining the cocks sitting around in a studio analysing the game afterwards.
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Post by Linx on Apr 30, 2024 20:54:26 GMT
My first, and second, replica kit was that of Wolves. I liked the colour . My only excuse is that I was still at Primary School and when I was that age, nobody really gave a shit about replica kits. I can out random you there Linx. The first replica shirt I had was a 1966/67 Charlton Athletic top! My Mum brought it from Longton Market in 1968. It was plain red and I used to wear it as a goalkeepers top. It gets worse, Alli. I wore it for PE lessons at Longton High - again, replica kits weren’t a thing in the 1970s, so what you wore wasn’t necessarily a sign of your football team allegiance. The PE teachers never knew the names of most of us, so I was always identified as ‘Yellow’. “Good pass, Yellow.” “ Run, Yellow, run!”, etc,, resounding around the football pitches or the gym…… . 🫤😞. Almost scarred for life. |
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Post by Olgrligm on Apr 30, 2024 21:02:35 GMT
This league is absolutely awful and we've been as bad as anybody else since relegation, but there's a lot that I don't miss from the top flight. Regular Saturday 3 pm kick-offs almost makes being in this league worthwhile, as does the lack of VAR and the massively reduced amount of cheating. It's almost enough to make it tolerable. Likewise, my attitude to a further relegation softened somewhat when the new schedule of random kick off times day and night was announced for next season.
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 30, 2024 21:03:29 GMT
We all had other shirts as kids didn't we. I liked Forest, I had the Shipstones one with the white pinstripes down it. Classic 90s shirt
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 30, 2024 21:08:28 GMT
I always look at bloke's cocks in the toilet of Block 28. It's nothing weird, I just like imagining the cocks sitting around in a studio analysing the game afterwards. Are the cocks man-sized, sitting around an oval table talking about the game - or are they cock-sized, just chatting to each other (presumably via the japs eyes) perched on a normal sized stool? Man sized, dressed up and sitting around semi-formally. Like the MOTD studio. |
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Post by potter25 on Apr 30, 2024 21:17:47 GMT
As I have family up there I’ve always had a soft spot for Leeds 😳
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Post by lordb on Apr 30, 2024 21:20:59 GMT
This league is absolutely awful and we've been as bad as anybody else since relegation, but there's a lot that I don't miss from the top flight. Regular Saturday 3 pm kick-offs almost makes being in this league worthwhile, as does the lack of VAR and the massively reduced amount of cheating. It's almost enough to make it tolerable. Likewise, my attitude to a further relegation softened somewhat when the new schedule of random kick off times day and night was announced for next season. Sadly next season half our games will not be 3pm on a Saturday |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2024 21:22:44 GMT
I always look at bloke's cocks in the toilet of Block 28. It's nothing weird, I just like imagining the cocks sitting around in a studio analysing the game afterwards. I feel I need a season ticket in block 28 now. I’d like you to rate mine if possible. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2024 21:24:46 GMT
Oh I have another…. I can’t be doing with Peter Crouch, his whole one of the lad’s shtick is annoying. He’s just not funny.
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Post by stokieinlondon on Apr 30, 2024 21:37:06 GMT
Even though he’s ex-Stoke, I cannot abide Garth Crooks. He’s a horrific broadcaster and his opinions on the game aren’t valid at all. He had this attitude of being quite high and mighty but he’s a hugely dislikable man and I don’t understand why he’s still on telly / bbc media.
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Post by chipsaway on Apr 30, 2024 21:43:44 GMT
I never liked Crouch as a player. He was so ridiculously tall and lanky he made us look like a freak show.
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. My only excuse is that I was still at Primary School and when I was that age, nobody really gave a shit about replica kits.
