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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 8, 2024 9:27:17 GMT
Protein shake consumption is directly correlated with number and pungency of farts as well. Only some of my wife’s senses have been pleased by my desire to get back into shape 😂 Spot on that mate. I'm on a high protein diet at the minute as I'm losing weight and toning up. Missus still not interested, but my uncontrollable shitting in bed at night isn't exactly turning her on Just pull the duvet over her head, then she will deffo warm to your charms..... (Why dont women find that funny?......Im baffled !)
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 10, 2024 0:55:25 GMT
This is taking the fucking piss now.
We were in Blackpool before the game, there were hundreds of other Stokies there, same as you'd see at any away game in Preston with any other club's fans. Went to that Irish bar, went to the chippy round the corner, literally over the years a million away fans must have done the same thing. I remember it really clearly because Pauline Quirk had just walked past and "The Walk" by The Cure was playing really loudly out of this boozer.
Anyway, I wandered out trying to buy a pack of fags. To be fair, I was singing "We are Stoke and we are here, shag your women and drink your beer" quite loudly on my own.
Anyway... Copper pulls over because of that and because he saw my CP Company goggle coat and says "I'm watching you, dickhead". I got really angry and started mouthing off, but in the meantime, some actual football hooliganism happened and a few lads started chasing each other down the street. My copper stopped harassing me and ran after these lads (I don't even know which teams they supported).
This copper's mate stayed with me and the prick copper collared this hooligan lad and dragged him towards me, the copper was clearly busy arresting this lad but still wanted to finish his conversation with me. Halfway through this re-admonsishment he asked this lad what club he was with and I was dead scared and let out this wild, whistly trump that went on for about 15 seconds.
The cop thought it was this wise-ass 19 year old, looked really angry, stuck him in the car and fucked off.
Three points though! What a day.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Mar 10, 2024 19:14:24 GMT
This is taking the fucking piss now. We were in Blackpool before the game, there were hundreds of other Stokies there, same as you'd see at any away game in Preston with any other club's fans. Went to that Irish bar, went to the chippy round the corner, literally over the years a million away fans must have done the same thing. I remember it really clearly because Pauline Quirk had just walked past and "The Walk" by The Cure was playing really loudly out of this boozer. Anyway, I wandered out trying to buy a pack of fags. To be fair, I was singing "We are Stoke and we are here, shag your women and drink your beer" quite loudly on my own. Anyway... Copper pulls over because of that and because he saw my CP Company goggle coat and says "I'm watching you, dickhead". I got really angry and started mouthing off, but in the meantime, some actual football hooliganism happened and a few lads started chasing each other down the street. My copper stopped harassing me and ran after these lads (I don't even know which teams they supported). This copper's mate stayed with me and the prick copper collared this hooligan lad and dragged him towards me, the copper was clearly busy arresting this lad but still wanted to finish his conversation with me. Halfway through this re-admonsishment he asked this lad what club he was with and I was dead scared and let out this wild, whistly trump that went on for about 15 seconds. The cop thought it was this wise-ass 19 year old, looked really angry, stuck him in the car and fucked off. Three points though! What a day. We are always recruiting for members to join our Farting Around Corners movement. You sound like a prime candidate. Have PM'd you.
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