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Post by dastokie on Jan 17, 2021 12:01:29 GMT
Fitness box to box 9 out of 10 Tackling 5 out of 10 Creativity 2 out of 10 Passing 4 out of 10 Heading 2 out of 10 Positional sense 2 out of 10 Use of both feet 5 out of 10
What a player gives me goose bumps
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Post by slicko on Jan 17, 2021 12:12:17 GMT
Fitness box to box 9 out of 10 Tackling 5 out of 10 Creativity 2 out of 10 Passing 4 out of 10 Heading 2 out of 10 Positional sense 2 out of 10 Use of both feet 5 out of 10 What a player gives me goose bumps Pass completion 8/10 Value 6/10 Team cohesion 7/10 Inspiration for younger players 9/10 Future coach and manager prospect 10/10
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 17, 2021 12:14:08 GMT
Fitness box to box 9 out of 10 Tackling 5 out of 10 Creativity 2 out of 10 Passing 4 out of 10 Heading 2 out of 10 Positional sense 2 out of 10 Use of both feet 5 out of 10 What a player gives me goose bumps Pass completion 8/10 Value 6/10 Team cohesion 7/10 Inspiration for younger players 9/10 Future coach and manager prospect 10/10 Why future coach? His discipline and tactical awareness is appalling.
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Post by slicko on Jan 17, 2021 12:15:39 GMT
Pass completion 8/10 Value 6/10 Team cohesion 7/10 Inspiration for younger players 9/10 Future coach and manager prospect 10/10 Why future coach? His discipline and tactical awareness is appalling. Most are whilst they’re learning their trade. It’s called getting educated.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 17, 2021 12:16:47 GMT
Why future coach? His discipline and tactical awareness is appalling. Most are whilst they’re learning their trade. It’s called getting educated. What? That makes no sense. He’s a 30 year old midfielder still learning the trade of playing in midfield in a disciplined way? I’m lost.
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Post by slicko on Jan 17, 2021 12:18:12 GMT
Most are whilst they’re learning their trade. It’s called getting educated. What? That makes no sense. He’s a 30 year old midfielder still learning the trade of playing in midfield in a disciplined way? I’m lost. Nope, he’s learning his trade in currently doing his A license.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 17, 2021 12:21:44 GMT
What? That makes no sense. He’s a 30 year old midfielder still learning the trade of playing in midfield in a disciplined way? I’m lost. Nope, he’s learning his trade in currently doing his A license. Ah ok. Good for him. Hopefully he learns a few things about tactics and midfield discipline 😂
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Post by slicko on Jan 17, 2021 12:23:53 GMT
Nope, he’s learning his trade in currently doing his A license. Ah ok. Good for him. Hopefully he learns a few things about tactics and midfield discipline 😂 They all do but as an international player and sometime captain of Stoke City I think you’re being harsh. If he had the “complete” game he’d not be with us. He has enough positive attributes that we shouldn’t focus on all of the negatives. That’s only fair and balanced.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 17, 2021 12:34:01 GMT
Reading the thread title I thought that Joe was opening a Remploy franchise .
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 13:13:59 GMT
Fitness box to box 9 out of 10 Tackling 5 out of 10 Creativity 2 out of 10 Passing 4 out of 10 Heading 2 out of 10 Positional sense 2 out of 10 Use of both feet 5 out of 10 What a player gives me goose bumps I don't get the love for him. But I hope now he's back he can improve the team. Although I'd much prefer to sell him on if I had the chance.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 13:21:33 GMT
Fitness box to box 9 out of 10 Tackling 5 out of 10 Creativity 2 out of 10 Passing 4 out of 10 Heading 2 out of 10 Positional sense 2 out of 10 Use of both feet 5 out of 10 What a player gives me goose bumps I don't get the love for him. But I hope now he's back he can improve the team. Although I'd much prefer to sell him on if I had the chance. I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 19:15:14 GMT
I don't get the love for him. But I hope now he's back he can improve the team. Although I'd much prefer to sell him on if I had the chance. I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently. Each to their own. We all see things differently. I personally have never been impressed with him.
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Post by Saul Krakinov on Jan 17, 2021 22:32:15 GMT
Is that how you spell liability?
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Post by fulagoals on Jan 17, 2021 22:47:18 GMT
I don't get the love for him. But I hope now he's back he can improve the team. Although I'd much prefer to sell him on if I had the chance. I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently. Oh no, not Trundlegate again😱
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Post by fulagoals on Jan 17, 2021 22:50:22 GMT
I don't get the love for him. But I hope now he's back he can improve the team. Although I'd much prefer to sell him on if I had the chance. I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently. Mind you, Cristiano Ronaldo is looking to sell one of his houses.The one that he owns in Cheddleton I think. I wonder if that means he leaving Juve?
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Post by potterburt on Jan 17, 2021 22:53:55 GMT
I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently. Mind you, Cristiano Ronaldo is looking to sell one of his houses.The one that he owns in Cheddleton I think. I wonder if that means he leaving Juve? Christiano ain’t aware of that property - that’s just his UK accountant tidying things up for the retirement (his accountant will do very nicely out in Majorca thanks to that oversight)
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Post by fulagoals on Jan 17, 2021 22:56:34 GMT
Mind you, Cristiano Ronaldo is looking to sell one of his houses.The one that he owns in Cheddleton I think. I wonder if that means he leaving Juve? Christiano ain’t aware of that property - that’s just his UK accountant tidying things up for the retirement (his accountant will do very nicely out in Majorca thanks to that oversight) Oh it exists alright. On the Redrow estate that was built around 15-20 yrs ago.
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Post by potterburt on Jan 17, 2021 23:07:33 GMT
Christiano ain’t aware of that property - that’s just his UK accountant tidying things up for the retirement (his accountant will do very nicely out in Majorca thanks to that oversight) Oh it exists alright. On the Redrow estate that was built around 15-20 yrs ago. Yeah ok 👌🏻 I wasn’t saying it didn’t exist. Just that his old Uk accountant and real estate portfolio manager are probably glad that CR7 gives 0 shits. 💰
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 23:10:26 GMT
I think he does improve us offensively (not defensively). Leads the pres and gets us up the pitch and looks to play forward. Our possession stats are better since Joe has been back. Coincidence? He will go in the summer I think. Sold his house apparently. Mind you, Cristiano Ronaldo is looking to sell one of his houses.The one that he owns in Cheddleton I think. I wonder if that means he leaving Juve? Wouldn't think so but if he sold his house near Turin it might.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Jan 17, 2021 23:19:32 GMT
Determination 10/10 New hair 7/10 but he doesn't look like Joe Allen On balance 8/10 Off balance 4/10 Chuck Norris 5/10 Abdoulaye Faye 11/10
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 17, 2021 23:28:41 GMT
That first touch rating is way too good 😂
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 17, 2021 23:43:00 GMT
Determination 10/10 New hair 7/10 but he doesn't look like Joe Allen On balance 8/10 Off balance 4/10 Chuck Norris 5/10 Abdoulaye Faye 11/10 They must have a sticky keyboard, there’s an extra one on concentration and positioning.
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Post by numpty40 on Jan 17, 2021 23:55:04 GMT
I think since Joe's reintroduction to the team it reads something like: Won - 0 Drawn - 3 Lost - 2
A familiar pattern emerging here..
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 17, 2021 23:58:16 GMT
I think since Joe's reintroduction to the team it reads something like: Won - 0 Drawn - 3 Lost - 2 A familiar pattern emerging here.. Some people still aren’t having any of it though. He’s been a bad luck charm since day one.
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Post by potterpaul on Jan 18, 2021 0:04:15 GMT
Determination 10/10 New hair 7/10 but he doesn't look like Joe Allen On balance 8/10 Off balance 4/10 Chuck Norris 5/10 Abdoulaye Faye 11/10 Just to confirm those ratings are out of 20? If so it's pretty much how I'd expect it a very average player who depends solely on work rate but a quick check at top right hand corner makes me come to the conclusion get fucking rid ASAP instead of setting up around him.
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Post by whatsashig on Jan 18, 2021 1:03:50 GMT
Pass completion 8/10 Value 6/10 Team cohesion 7/10 Inspiration for younger players 9/10 Future coach and manager prospect 10/10 Why future coach? His discipline and tactical awareness is appalling. In the inability of picking from a world squad we are better with him than without him, nzonzi , Hudson areNT warming the bench
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Post by blackpoolred on Jan 18, 2021 5:54:28 GMT
Has been out for yonks - nowhere near match fit/sharp, but still our best player by far even running at about 60%. He and Campbell are possibly the only 2 players we have - who would make it into the squad of the top 6/7 teams in this division
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Post by caine on Jan 18, 2021 7:49:06 GMT
Has been out for yonks - nowhere near match fit/sharp, but still our best player by far even running at about 60%. He and Campbell are possibly the only 2 players we have - who would make it into the squad of the top 6/7 teams in this division Exactly a half fit Joe Allen is tons better than Cousins! Cousins- tackling 7/10 Passing 2/10 Awareness 3/10 Flare 0.01/10
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Post by Gods on Jan 18, 2021 7:53:20 GMT
I'm waiting for the 'Capability Brown' thread :-)
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 18, 2021 7:55:09 GMT
Has been out for yonks - nowhere near match fit/sharp, but still our best player by far even running at about 60%. He and Campbell are possibly the only 2 players we have - who would make it into the squad of the top 6/7 teams in this division Exactly a half fit Joe Allen is tons better than Cousins! Cousins- tackling 7/10 Passing 2/10 Awareness 3/10 Flare 0.01/10 Flair? Why would flair come into judging Cousins? 😂 Cousins is a much better defensive midfielder. He’s a better tackler. Better at reading the game defensively. Better at holding shape. That’s what he does. We don’t need him to have flair. Just like we don’t Allen to have flair 😂
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