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Post by thevoid on Apr 15, 2023 6:43:25 GMT
The Google Pixel ads, one where the condescending Lucian explains why we’re all stupid for not having a phone that puts all your Google apps in one place (oh, like every other smartphone then!). And AJ, yakking on about looking too black in her “for ors”. I like AJ, proper northern girl and down to Earth. No idea who the other guy is though
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 15, 2023 6:53:07 GMT
The Google Pixel ads, one where the condescending Lucian explains why we’re all stupid for not having a phone that puts all your Google apps in one place (oh, like every other smartphone then!). And AJ, yakking on about looking too black in her “for ors”. I like AJ, proper northern girl and down to Earth. No idea who the other guy is though "you can only see me teeth!". She's OK, never heard of her mind.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2023 7:47:08 GMT
The Google Pixel ads, one where the condescending Lucian explains why we’re all stupid for not having a phone that puts all your Google apps in one place (oh, like every other smartphone then!). And AJ, yakking on about looking too black in her “for ors”. I like AJ, proper northern girl and down to Earth. No idea who the other guy is though I'd fire one in her, but that voice is fucking irritating, nobody is that northern 😉
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Apr 22, 2023 19:50:12 GMT
That Nando's advert is fucking shit. Just like their fodder.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 22, 2023 20:18:04 GMT
That Nando's advert is fucking shit. Just like their fodder. Not seen that one🤔 But you’re right, it takes a special kind of Neanderthal to go for tea at Nando’s
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 27, 2023 21:19:06 GMT
Ian Botham, Revitive, god he’s let himself go. It makes me laugh it so bad
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 28, 2023 7:17:36 GMT
Ian Botham, Revitive, god he’s let himself go. It makes me laugh it so bad "race you to the cafe". I'm guessing she'd win that one.
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Post by thevoid on May 2, 2023 13:49:12 GMT
Tesco seem to have cornered the market for shit adverts recently.
Firstly we had the painfully unfunny face filter one (that's still overplayed) and now they have a trolley rescuing someone from a well with a string of sausages, Lassie style
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Post by questionable on May 2, 2023 13:54:22 GMT
Honestly can’t remember the last time we watched live TV, mind noted more and more advertising on the likes of Amazon nowadays
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Post by salopstick on Jul 17, 2023 14:47:53 GMT
“Jo’s passed her driving test……….”
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 17, 2023 14:58:11 GMT
Noticed that Verisure have nailed it again with another crap scripted thriller and mind boggling storyline. 90 seconds of silence (or less) and a still picture of a doorbell would probably get them more business.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2023 15:58:32 GMT
'Comedy is back in the building'
I didn't realise it had left
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Post by hamsta2 on Jul 17, 2023 16:54:57 GMT
Over 50s life cover. The funeral one where it’s dead (!) cheap and the ashes get delivered to those left behind.
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Post by salopstick on Jul 17, 2023 21:14:20 GMT
'Comedy is back in the building' I didn't realise it had left It certainly isn’t back
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jul 17, 2023 21:28:23 GMT
Over 50s life cover. The funeral one where it’s dead (!) cheap and the ashes get delivered to those left behind. I’m kind of glad it’s the over 50’s who are being marginalised. At 43 I already feel like I could pop my clogs at any moment!🤣
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Post by hamsta2 on Jul 18, 2023 0:01:29 GMT
Over 50s life cover. The funeral one where it’s dead (!) cheap and the ashes get delivered to those left behind. I’m kind of glad it’s the over 50’s who are being marginalised. At 43 I already feel like I could pop my clogs at any moment!🤣 43? I’ll look in my ledger. 💀
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 18, 2023 4:31:23 GMT
Over 50s life cover. The funeral one where it’s dead (!) cheap and the ashes get delivered to those left behind. I’m kind of glad it’s the over 50’s who are being marginalised. At 43 I already feel like I could pop my clogs at any moment!🤣 I'm going to stop watching QUEST, the advertisers on there must know something I don't. Reassuring though that Botham must be weighing in at about 40 stone and is doing something about his circulation issues 👍.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jul 18, 2023 21:27:13 GMT
Did you drive a diesel car, were the mileage and emissions achieved different to the manufacturers predicted figures, are you after a scrounging payout?
Then call 0800 bell end and we'll waste everyone's time and money.
Bombarded with this shit during the darts.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jul 18, 2023 21:38:54 GMT
Did you drive a diesel car, were the mileage and emissions achieved different to the manufacturers predicted figures, are you after a scrounging payout? Then call 0800 bell end and we'll waste everyone's time and money. Bombarded with this shit during the darts. I just want to know what the sound track is for the Masters this year? Loved Chase the Sun, wasn’t keen on Chelsea Dagger…..
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jul 18, 2023 21:43:42 GMT
Did you drive a diesel car, were the mileage and emissions achieved different to the manufacturers predicted figures, are you after a scrounging payout? Then call 0800 bell end and we'll waste everyone's time and money. Bombarded with this shit during the darts. I just want to know what the sound track is for the Masters this year? Loved Chase the Sun, wasn’t keen on Chelsea Dagger….. Tune in. Cullen Vs Price was entertaining.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jul 18, 2023 21:51:00 GMT
I just want to know what the sound track is for the Masters this year? Loved Chase the Sun, wasn’t keen on Chelsea Dagger….. Tune in. Cullen Vs Price was entertaining. So long as Price lost in happy
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Post by hamsta2 on Jul 19, 2023 12:14:50 GMT
I’m kind of glad it’s the over 50’s who are being marginalised. At 43 I already feel like I could pop my clogs at any moment!🤣 I'm going to stop watching QUEST, the advertisers on there must know something I don't. Reassuring though that Botham must be weighing in at about 40 stone and is doing something about his circulation issues 👍. I’ve got a Revitive. It helps.
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Post by elystokie on Jul 19, 2023 14:15:30 GMT
That one with the police and the gummy sweets in the patrol car, I wasn't a fan when they first showed it about 8 years ago, I've thoroughly had enough now.
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Post by hamsta2 on Jul 19, 2023 15:25:57 GMT
That TUI holiday ad. Hideous. Posh people pretending yo enjoy being somewhere us oiks would frequent.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 21, 2023 12:05:08 GMT
I'm sick of seeing ads for that shit reality TV show where Bradley Dack's marrying some sloshpot from Love Island
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Post by hotterpotter on Jul 22, 2023 8:21:11 GMT
Those washing tablet ads that assume everyone is a paedo.
"Your clothes will be cleaner than ever with our fancy new three stage washing tablets. Keep away from children."
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Mar 27, 2024 21:09:57 GMT
There's a Pepsi Max advert on Youtube that's making me want to viciously assault someone every time it comes on. Seems to be several decibels louder than what you're actually watching as well.
And those Jet2 adverts with that fucking atrocious Jess Glynne song that has been doing the rounds for fucking years. It was shit the very first time I saw it, amd it hasn't aged well since that point.
Two complete and utter rackets.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 21:14:46 GMT
There's a Pepsi Max advert on Youtube that's making me want to viciously assault someone every time it comes on. Seems to be several decibels louder than what you're actually watching as well. And those Jet2 adverts with that fucking atrocious Jess Glynne song that has been doing the rounds for fucking years. It was shit the very first time I saw it, amd it hasn't aged well since that point. Two complete and utter rackets. Oooooh the Jess Glynne one is right up there. My lady’s daughter said the other day that her dad was taking her to see Jess Glynne. It’s the first time I’ve called him a prick in front of her😉
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Mar 27, 2024 21:29:52 GMT
Heard on the radio a while back that she has the most UK number ones of any female solo artist in the UK, or at least she did have. You'd never get that answer right in a million years if someone asked you.
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Post by Northy on Mar 27, 2024 21:35:28 GMT
some daft dancing Asian twat who wears pink trousers and a green jumper or some weird combo like that, and of course as standard these days he's with a white woman
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