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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2019 17:34:34 GMT
Fuck off Root. Just fuck off......
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2019 17:35:17 GMT
Finally put out of our misery.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2019 17:37:02 GMT
Absolute rubbish - just incredible seeing how poor we are
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Post by zerps on Sept 7, 2019 17:39:37 GMT
Keep walking Joe
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Post by mattyd on Sept 7, 2019 17:40:17 GMT
0/2
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 7, 2019 17:41:26 GMT
Fuck off Root. Just fuck off...... In fairness, that was a cracking delivery.
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Post by zerps on Sept 7, 2019 17:42:28 GMT
Fuck off Root. Just fuck off...... In fairness, that was a cracking delivery. Yeah but roots got to be defensive. We’re a terrible batting outfit.
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Post by chuckrocky on Sept 7, 2019 17:42:51 GMT
0-2 with two walking wickets at the crease. The Aussies should have this wrapped up before lunch tomorrow.
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Post by chuckrocky on Sept 7, 2019 17:45:35 GMT
Fuck off Root. Just fuck off...... In fairness, that was a cracking delivery. It was a good ball but Root is glued to his crease again. He’s not committing to getting forwards or backwards. You’re vulnerable against any ball that moves off the seam when you don’t have any footwork.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2019 17:45:54 GMT
Fuck off Root. Just fuck off...... In fairness, that was a cracking delivery. Yeah it was a beauty....
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 7, 2019 17:49:05 GMT
In fairness, that was a cracking delivery. Yeah but roots got to be defensive. We’re a terrible batting outfit. He was trying to be defensive. The ball was just too good for him first up. Of course, that doesn’t mean we are not a terrible batting outfit. We are awful. Can lightning strike twice. Unlikely. By this time tomorrow the Ashes will be gone. And Root does bear a responsibility for that. His batting hasn’t been good enough. His captaincy sub standard.
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Post by stokienorthants on Sept 7, 2019 17:53:49 GMT
It’s about time Denly and Roy started earning their fucking match fees.
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Post by zerps on Sept 7, 2019 17:56:19 GMT
Yeah but roots got to be defensive. We’re a terrible batting outfit. He was trying to be defensive. The ball was just too good for him first up. Of course, that doesn’t mean we are not a terrible batting outfit. We are awful. Can lightning strike twice. Unlikely. By this time tomorrow the Ashes will be gone. And Root does bear a responsibility for that. His batting hasn’t been good enough. His captaincy sub standard. A boy amongst men and they made him the captain
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Post by GeneralFaye on Sept 7, 2019 18:09:40 GMT
Finally put out of our misery. You're the most negative person I've ever witnessed regarding the England Cricket team any hint of reverse psychology? It's not ideal but we can still save this.
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Post by M on Sept 7, 2019 18:41:40 GMT
It's. It even fair how good Smith has been so far this series. It's like my brother who's ten years older offering me on for a scrap when he was 12.
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Post by harrysburrow on Sept 7, 2019 19:50:38 GMT
Out and about all day, last I saw they were 40-4 and I'm thinking at least they won't be able to put us in tonight? Catch the end of the highlights and we're 0-2? We're not very good at batting all day to save a match are we? My left nut says there'll be at least one stumping and one run out tomorrow.
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 7, 2019 19:51:57 GMT
Out and about all day, last I saw they were 40-4 and I'm thinking at least they won't be able to put us in tonight? Catch the end of the highlights and we're 0-2? We're not very good at batting all day to save a match are we? My left nut says there'll be at least one stumping and one run out tomorrow. The problem was one of those 4 wasn’t Smith!
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Sept 7, 2019 21:21:08 GMT
We moved Roy to 4 and he still had to bat in the first fucking over. Only England could manage a shenanigans like that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 5:38:47 GMT
All over just after lunch ? Can't see us batting much longer.
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Post by zerps on Sept 8, 2019 5:58:18 GMT
Big ask considering how shit we are (apart from stokes)
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Post by zerps on Sept 8, 2019 5:59:29 GMT
Finally put out of our misery. You're the most negative person I've ever witnessed regarding the England Cricket team any hint of reverse psychology? It's not ideal but we can still save this. He carries on even after being completely wrong for the world cup final and last ashes test. You can’t fault that kind of commitment
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 8, 2019 10:27:52 GMT
Skittles today,when the next wicket falls,expect the rest to follow quite quickly.
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 8, 2019 10:37:29 GMT
Skittles today,when the next wicket falls,expect the rest to follow quite quickly. Probably. We can but hope.
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Post by xchpotter on Sept 8, 2019 11:05:39 GMT
Skittles today,when the next wicket falls,expect the rest to follow quite quickly. Nailed on, but what can you expect with a team made up mainly of gutless types.
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 8, 2019 11:20:47 GMT
Skittles today,when the next wicket falls,expect the rest to follow quite quickly. Nailed on, but what can you expect with a team made up mainly of gutless types. Gutless is not fair. Clueless, gormless, feckless fair enough. That said, Roy and Denny have done well so far this morning. Neither are really good enough to cope with this Australian bowling attack. But they are giving it a good shot.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Sept 8, 2019 11:21:43 GMT
Nailed on, but what can you expect with a team made up mainly of gutless types. Gutless is not fair. Clueless, gormless, feckless fair enough. That said, Roy and Denny have done well so far this morning. Neither are really good enough to cope with this Australian bowling attack. But they are giving it a good shot. Your timing was terrible, absolutely terrible at least Roy got out to a good ball tbf.
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Post by zerps on Sept 8, 2019 11:23:07 GMT
Do you reckon they ever consider protecting the stumps
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Post by partickpotter on Sept 8, 2019 11:23:25 GMT
Gutless is not fair. Clueless, gormless, feckless fair enough. That said, Roy and Denny have done well so far this morning. Neither are really good enough to cope with this Australian bowling attack. But they are giving it a good shot. Your timing was terrible, absolutely terrible at least Roy got out to a good ball tbf. I was just thinking the same thing. But, as good a ball as it was, it exposed Roy’s poor defensive technique.
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Post by chuckrocky on Sept 8, 2019 11:36:10 GMT
The gap between Roy’s bat and pad is wider than his fat arse.
At least he stuck it out for a bit this morning and showed a decent temperament. He’s just technically nowhere near good enough for test cricket.
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Post by zerps on Sept 8, 2019 11:42:20 GMT
Time to put the grand prix on
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