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Post by claytonscrubs on Jan 23, 2019 20:34:49 GMT
My daughter’s boyfriend... He’s got long hair, wears sneakers, and he’s a fuckin Villa supporter.
Next door’s cat shitting in my garden.
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Post by napperwainwright on Jan 23, 2019 20:45:10 GMT
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their animals.
People who go into a pub and order coffee. Just go into a cafe and stop getting in the way of customers who want serving with a proper drink.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 23, 2019 21:21:55 GMT
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their animals. People who go into a pub and order coffee. Just go into a cafe and stop getting in the way of customers who want serving with a proper drink. Agree with the doggers comment, but if you really fancied a coffee would you really want to go to a coffee shop with coffee slurpers and barista, I'd rather go the boozer, than tolerate folk who think they're on a Friends set, even if it's for the milky tepid fag ash.
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Post by clarkeda on Jan 23, 2019 21:23:22 GMT
The penalty point system in driving.
Gladys in her 04 1.2 petrol fiesta who does 25miles a month (to Morrisons and back) has the same ‘allowance for error’ as me, who does anything up to 6k a month.
Which is very relevant as I think I’ve been caught twice in 4 weeks 1 for a genuine mistake (who sets average cameras to 40?!) and one utter shithousery that I’m waiting for the inevitable letter.
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Post by innocentbystander on Jan 23, 2019 21:32:31 GMT
Range Rover drivers , all. Cunts 😉 I never let them out in a queue Spot on. The Evoque must be the smuggest car on the road, anyone buying one is an automatic tosser. I'd never let one out of a side road, however important they think they are, and I never let anyone out if they're not indicating.
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Post by musik on Jan 23, 2019 21:48:59 GMT
People who think little things piss me off; if they were little they wouldn't piss me off - they are BIG to me, damn it!!
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 23, 2019 22:02:51 GMT
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their animals This type of vermin should be forced to eat their pet's faeces on live TV if caught. They should make a weekly show of it, like they used to with the lottery draw. Dave Benson-Phillips and Noel Edmonds to present, 30 minute segment on prime time Saturday night BBC 1 just after Casualty,featuring say 30 offenders from across the country who've been caught that week. Edmonds:"And next up we have Alan from Weymouth who was caught red-handed letting his red setter foul the pristine pavements of the seaside town he calls home..." Dave Benson-Phillips (visibly agitated):"You know what you've got to do Alan... it's time to devour the still warm dog parcel fresh from your best friend's fetid canine anus... [studio audience begins countdown... 5,4,3,2,1] Edmonds and Benson-Phillips in unison (looking straight down the camera):" ALAN... EAT. THAT. TURD!" ['Ecuador' by Sash begins to play at ear-splitting volume... Cuts to close of Alan mushing a chunk of viscous dog shit into his grinng maw at gunpoint] Tell me that people wouldn't watch this ahead of X Factor or Saturday Night Takeaway.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 22:23:01 GMT
People
Cats
People who don’t acknowledge you’ve let them out whilst driving
Subway never having any Meatballs
People walking up and just door-stepping you when they can see you’re bang in the middle of something
People who park in the Taxi/Loading zone at Tesco like they own the fucking place
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jan 23, 2019 22:25:32 GMT
One cricket chirping in the house...usually round 2:30 in the morning. Losing my ability for directional hearing when one of the smoke detectors has a low-battery chirp.
...so I guess, chirping in general?
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jan 23, 2019 22:28:53 GMT
...oh yeah, drumming at any sporting event. Stop, just stop already.
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Post by salopstick on Jan 23, 2019 22:36:03 GMT
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their animals This type of vermin should be forced to eat their pet's faeces on live TV if caught. They should make a weekly show of it, like they used to with the lottery draw. Dave Benson-Phillips and Noel Edmonds to present, 30 minute segment on prime time Saturday night BBC 1 just after Casualty,featuring say 30 offenders from across the country who've been caught that week. Edmonds:"And next up we have Alan from Weymouth who was caught red-handed letting his red setter foul the pristine pavements of the seaside town he calls home..." Dave Benson-Phillips (visibly agitated):"You know what you've got to do Alan... it's time to devour the still warm dog parcel fresh from your best friend's fetid canine anus... [studio audience begins countdown... 5,4,3,2,1] Edmonds and Benson-Phillips in unison (looking straight down the camera):" ALAN... EAT. THAT. TURD!" ['Ecuador' by Sash begins to play at ear-splitting volume... Cuts to close of Alan mushing a chunk of viscous dog shit into his grinng maw at gunpoint] Tell me that people wouldn't watch this ahead of X Factor or Saturday Night Takeaway. If I was the controller of BBC1 I would commission it. I would make it like England World Cup games and get it on ITV at the same time We could have a thread on “eat your dog poo. BBC v itv coverage” It would look better on bbc1 but I would watch it on itv just for the lily savage commentary
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 23:42:36 GMT
I love what I have started
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Post by trentvale68 on Jan 24, 2019 14:29:16 GMT
I love what I have started people who love what they started 😆
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jan 24, 2019 16:46:08 GMT
Nicola Sturgeon.
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 24, 2019 16:54:29 GMT
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 24, 2019 17:45:02 GMT
People throwing lit cigarettes (and any other litter for that matter) out of their car windows as they drive by.
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Post by alsagerstokie on Jan 24, 2019 18:08:58 GMT
Cocktails & Gin served in a pub. Fook me how long does that take, you're second in the queue just wanting a couple of pints of beer that take seconds to pull and some arseholes in front of you wanting a round of cocktails or a gin or 3. Barman then fooks off to chop up cucumber, source juniper berries, find some cherries, climb a tree to pick a coconut, go out the back for a new bucket of ice (cos lets face it the cocktail is 90% ice anyway), then scours the shelves for pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, fanny juice etc. Oh and then a tiny tiny bit of alcohol to add to the hideous fooking mix. Gin & Cocktail drinkers should have there own separate queue so us beer drinkers can get served quickly to do what pubs were invented for, drink beer!!!! Yes Was in Botanist in Manchester other week. Waiting to order a wheat beer on tap. To be fair the barman was well dressed and obviously a bit of an expert. Someone in front of me had orderd a cocktail. There he is crushing some mint. Then squeezing a lemon. Some vodka somthing else all into a silver tumbler. Then washing the glass. Fills it with ice. Then throws the ice back out (wtf) adds some juice to tumbler. Ice in the glass. Then the glass onto tumbler shakes up and down pours into glass adds straw. Then finally i order pint. Glass under pump filled done away to table.
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Post by trainstobrazil on Jan 24, 2019 19:17:51 GMT
The overuse and misuse of the word ‘shocking’.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2019 12:28:06 GMT
People who leave shopping trollys in parking bays.
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Post by steve66 on Jan 25, 2019 13:39:43 GMT
Radio presenters who say Staffyshire instead of Staffordshire!
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Post by musik on Jan 25, 2019 13:39:52 GMT
monkey dancing
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Post by napperwainwright on Jan 25, 2019 20:28:23 GMT
Radio presenters who say Staffyshire instead of Staffordshire! Everyone knows it's Staffycher!
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Post by thequietman on Jan 26, 2019 0:13:08 GMT
Doormen outside pubs. Fk off Jesus, you can't come into this establishment wearing sandals. Oh come on in Mr Hitler, nice boots.
Being told I'm a chauvinist etc. For being polite. Holding doors open, allowing someone to go before me in a narrow space. Fk 'em. I'm an old-fashioned gentleman and will remain so. If they give me gip for being polite, I'll still remain a gentleman and will civilly reply "well fk you too, MADAM".
Tom Cruise.
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on Jan 26, 2019 0:13:35 GMT
Jack Whitehall He's a cunt. Charity collections in supermarkets and shopping centres. Fook. Right. Off Stepping in dog poo Trying to find the end of the Sellotape
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Post by stoke111 on Jan 26, 2019 0:21:01 GMT
In my street we have a grass verge. People that mount the kerb and park on the grass verge causing it to be ridiculously muddy this time of the year.
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Post by musik on Jan 26, 2019 0:51:22 GMT
People who never see connections, who don't understand why things happen, having problems to see the obvious natural cause.
With that kind of people I have struggled all my life. And that's why life can be difficult.
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 26, 2019 6:44:55 GMT
A car on your side of the road, parked up with full headlights on facing oncoming traffic. Usually sat picking their nose or on the phone. Just turn off or dip your lights you amoeba
Ps just happened to me hence my ire
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 7:52:19 GMT
self service checkouts when it says "unknown item in bagging area"
Aggghhhhh
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 26, 2019 8:04:22 GMT
Radio Stoke traffic and travel. "Tell us of any problems if it is safe and legal to do so"... no, I'm going to call you while getting blown off by a crack whore as we do 90mph in the traffic jam I'm stuck in with a hostage in the boot.
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Post by SneydGreenStokie on Jan 27, 2019 1:27:38 GMT
A tremendous thread. This has to be kept going and pinned to the top with immediate effect
People who don't acknowledge you when you have held a door open or let them out in traffic when driving KFC having no gravy Women in the pub at the bar. They take ages regardless of what they are ordering People taking a chip or something off your food plate - I DONT SHARE FOOD! Tailgaters Buses and lorries - They are a pain in the arse and should be banned between the hours of 6am and 6pm.
SGS
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