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Post by musik on Jan 27, 2019 1:43:10 GMT
People who buys loose sweats but put some of them into their mouth on their way to the cashier.
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Post by musik on Jan 27, 2019 1:47:00 GMT
People using the scale in the shop for their bananas, put on the price label to bring it to the cashier, but before doing so put more bananas into the same transparent plastic bag (without paying for them of course). The cashier never controls the weight once more.
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Post by musik on Jan 27, 2019 1:49:33 GMT
People opening boxes with bowls or plates or shirts or musical instruments in stores like Lidl, and then just leave it open, lying among food.
They should be forced to buy it!
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Post by musik on Jan 27, 2019 1:53:14 GMT
People on their way to queues at the cashiers in the store regretting something all of a sudden and just leave the after shave on the shelf among the biscuits or the youghurt among the tomatoes.
Use the cameras more please. Make them pay + a fee for moronity.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 7:25:46 GMT
Standing at a long checkout queue for 5 minutes only to watch someone just arrive and get called to a new till opening up.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 27, 2019 8:17:49 GMT
Pretty much everything,Drivers who don't indicate,FUCKING WANKERS. Saturday night TV.FUCKING WOEFUL. Drivers in Disabled spaces with no badge.FUCKING CUNTS. People who enter building just in front of you and let the door slam in your face.FUCKING TWATS. People who can't say thank you,when you have done them a good turn.FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEOLES. People who swear too much.FUCKING NO NEED FOR IT.
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Post by musik on Jan 27, 2019 11:45:00 GMT
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Post by kidcrewbob on Jan 27, 2019 14:06:06 GMT
Serial snot gobblers - I don't want to listen to you loudly sucking your sinuses every 30 seconds and swallowing it you mucus ridden, phlegm laden piece of shit.......especially when captive at work or sat in a restaurant
Cunts who like to noisily munch on a fucking golden delicious, sucking and fucking slurping with their fat gobs wide open, dribbling down their chins and spraying their filth over the keyboard
Use of would of could of should of - its HAVE you thick cunts......
Use of the word "gobsmacked" - lazy arsed scouse term for the shallow and uneducted
Postcode lottery - exploitation of poor people, Greg from the Halifax - just 5 minutes, any Nationwide faux intellectual advert - all bank ads, you don't love us you just want to rape us of our hard earned and take our house off us.....
God I need a lie down
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Post by trentvale68 on Jan 27, 2019 15:10:38 GMT
When you get to the barbers and someone is in there with 4 kids and you've got to wait eons for all the kids to be done, it's even worse if said parent beat you through the door by about 5 seconds. It's about the only time I'll break into a run if I see some fat munter with 5 young thugs in the making looking like they'll get through the barber's door before me. In fact, the whole barbers is a miserable experience, the shite that gets chatted between customers is unreal. Another thing, when your 4th in line and all 3 of them before you all want a fucking wet shave!! Much better now I found a nice unisex salon locally, where I can drop her a text, pop along as her last job on a Saturday, I'm in and out in 10 mins;no wet shave bollox, no kids, no gobshites and best of all no 3 hours out of a Saturday for just a bog standard crewcut!!
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Post by trentvale68 on Jan 27, 2019 15:16:56 GMT
Also people who hold their knife and fork like they were using them as if they were drumming with them. Funny really, when I was a kid my mum always went on about holding cutlery properly and it used to irk me as I could not see why it mattered. Now it fucking irritates me to fuck LOL 🤔
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Post by boothenboys1863 on Jan 27, 2019 15:37:38 GMT
Cocktails and gins getting served in proper pubs. Full of young girls and lads fannying around drinking raspberry pink gin and all that crap. What ever happened to just going the pub for a pint of beer?
Secondly people on their phones when they just stop still to read a text or whatever or just walk in a straight line face stuck in the phone not looking at people swerving around them that really angers me.
And last but probably the one that pisses me off the most, when young people are born into a wealthy household and think they’ve got the upper hand over everyone. I’ll never forgot this little stuck up cow in Harrods floating around in her big fluffy poncho styled thing everyone moving out her way I just walked straight into her and she screamed like she’d been hit by a bus she really pissed me off. She was probably about 20-23 no older and her parents have more than likely worked hard for themselves which is fair play. Bur her attitude was vile it really pissed me off.
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Post by trentvale68 on Jan 27, 2019 15:57:36 GMT
Shopping for Xmas cards, last time I was in Card Factory, it was like the 45 seconds mark on here.
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Post by yeokel on Jan 27, 2019 16:11:21 GMT
Serial snot gobblers - I don't want to listen to you loudly sucking your sinuses every 30 seconds and swallowing it you mucus ridden, phlegm laden piece of shit.......especially when captive at work or sat in a restaurant Cunts who like to noisily munch on a fucking golden delicious, sucking and fucking slurping with their fat gobs wide open, dribbling down their chins and spraying their filth over the keyboard Use of would of could of should of - its HAVE you thick cunts...... Use of the word "gobsmacked" - lazy arsed scouse term for the shallow and uneducted Postcode lottery - exploitation of poor people, Greg from the Halifax - just 5 minutes, any Nationwide faux intellectual advert - all bank ads, you don't love us you just want to rape us of our hard earned and take our house off us..... God I need a lie down “Use of would of could of should of - its HAVE you thick cunts.....”
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Post by elystokie on Jan 28, 2019 16:45:03 GMT
More amusing than annoying if I'm honest but I got a call off Severn Trent cos I hadn't been arsed paying the water bill (I often wait until they ring me ) Anyroad, lady on the phone says 'I'll just take you through security, what's your d.o.b?' We then went through the full name and address bit and she tells me all is good and proceeds to take a card payment from me. I did ask why it was me who had to prove my identity when I was the one giving them money and not the other way around, to be fair to the lady the irony of it wasn't lost on her. Before the call ended I said that if ever she phoned 'me' and 'I' got the security questions wrong could she take a payment from whoever it was cos I really don't mind
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Post by kelw on Jan 28, 2019 17:02:09 GMT
When getting on a plane and realise yet again that I'm the only person out of 400 not sitting in rows 1-10 when boarding begins
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 28, 2019 17:36:00 GMT
Pretty much everything,Drivers who don't indicate,FUCKING WANKERS. Saturday night TV.FUCKING WOEFUL. Drivers in Disabled spaces with no badge.FUCKING CUNTS. People who enter building just in front of you and let the door slam in your face.FUCKING TWATS. People who can't say thank you,when you have done them a good turn.FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEOLES. People who swear too much.FUCKING NO NEED FOR IT. How about drivers WITH a disabled badge that clearly aren't disabled
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Post by yeokel on Jan 28, 2019 17:40:24 GMT
Pretty much everything,Drivers who don't indicate,FUCKING WANKERS. Saturday night TV.FUCKING WOEFUL. Drivers in Disabled spaces with no badge.FUCKING CUNTS. People who enter building just in front of you and let the door slam in your face.FUCKING TWATS. People who can't say thank you,when you have done them a good turn.FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEOLES. People who swear too much.FUCKING NO NEED FOR IT. How about drivers WITH a disabled badge that clearly aren't disabled How about drivers who are clearly blind and stupid, WITHOUT a guide dog, white stick or carer?
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Jan 28, 2019 18:38:04 GMT
Too many folk on here are outraged when other folk don't say thanks when they let them out from a side road. Far worse are the folk who let others out of side roads. Okay if you're crawling along in traffic, but incredibly inconsiderate (super inconsiderate) if you slow down to let someone out WITHOUT checking in your rear view mirror for the biker behind you
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Jan 28, 2019 21:11:20 GMT
Cyclists on roads. Get on the pavement you Utter wankers.
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 28, 2019 21:48:37 GMT
Too many folk on here are outraged when other folk don't say thanks when they let them out from a side road. Far worse are the folk who let others out of side roads. Okay if you're crawling along in traffic, but incredibly inconsiderate (super inconsiderate) if you slow down to let someone out WITHOUT checking in your rear view mirror for the biker behind you I wouldn't let it bother you. If you're keeping a safe distance you'll be orate.
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Post by RF10 on Jan 28, 2019 22:35:49 GMT
People who find it impossible to use a self check out machine yet persist on using one.
People who just stop in front of you to have a chat.
People who when you are talking to them suddenly start doing something else halfway through. (Maybe I'm too boring)
Sales people who chat shit with no reason behind it.
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Post by Meggsy on Jan 28, 2019 22:44:53 GMT
Aldi checkout staff throwing my weeks shopping at me like it's a fucking game.
Having to pull into the bay and wait at McDonald's
KFC running out of chicken
B&M
4x4 drivers who don't understand a dipped headlight
Dickheads who put their bins out a week early
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Post by musik on Jan 29, 2019 0:06:47 GMT
People who live in the inner city and not upon the mountains or at some desert somewhere where they belong, but still insist to drive a jeep or a Suv.
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Jan 29, 2019 7:22:06 GMT
Too many folk on here are outraged when other folk don't say thanks when they let them out from a side road. Far worse are the folk who let others out of side roads. Okay if you're crawling along in traffic, but incredibly inconsiderate (super inconsiderate) if you slow down to let someone out WITHOUT checking in your rear view mirror for the biker behind you I wouldn't let it bother you. If you're keeping a safe distance you'll be orate. Always leave a safe distance, still have to come to halt, put my feet down and set off again, all the while some moron sits in his heated cage, listening to Talk Sport and checking Facebook updates. And as for doing it half way up a hill!!!!
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Post by musik on Jan 29, 2019 8:07:06 GMT
Packaging where you can't get all food or drink out of it.
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Post by elystokie on Jan 29, 2019 8:43:42 GMT
Fog light fuckwits, driving around with them on when it's not foggy and sometimes when it's not dark or foggy!
I think there's s fair few actually that don't even know they're on, they should make car controls simpler for the hard of thinking.
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Post by thequietman on Jan 29, 2019 12:32:39 GMT
Too many folk on here are outraged when other folk don't say thanks when they let them out from a side road. Far worse are the folk who let others out of side roads. Okay if you're crawling along in traffic, but incredibly inconsiderate (super inconsiderate) if you slow down to let someone out WITHOUT checking in your rear view mirror for the biker behind you Bikers who keep crashing into my rear end ;-)
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Post by kelw on Jan 29, 2019 12:44:53 GMT
Xmas shoppers.
I usually do my Xmas shopping on Xmas Eve and a bad idea so I did mine a year early this time around. Was still crazy busy on Xmas Eve even though was shopping for the following year.
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Post by Widget123 on Jan 29, 2019 18:19:54 GMT
The barman at a club I can't remember the name of on new years eve 2005, who made me wait 35 mins to be served as he took orders from all the women at the bar instead of the men. He then had the temerity to look offended when I called him a cunt and called over the door staff to eject me and was even more upset when the door man agreed with me.
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Post by Ygor on Jan 30, 2019 1:02:53 GMT
Supermarkets who sell things like cakes, bread, pasties, etc. in open bins knowing full well little Johnny will get his grubby mits all over it, before Mummy chucks it back in the bin for someone else to buy.
Parents who tell little Johnny that if he doesn't stop standing on the table in McDonalds, the lady cleaning the tables will tell him off (True story honestly).
Parents who think pubs, restaurants, shops, GP surgeries can be used as a playground for kids.
People who cough and splutter without at least attempting to cover their mouth.
Keith Fucking Lemon.
Dog owners who insist on having their pet cut like an ornament rather than a dog.
Restaurants that allow people to piss about on their laptops before, during and after their meal.
People who insist on playing games, watching TV, listening to music on planes without headphones.
RyanAir.
People who flash you to turn right across their path when they have the right of way, and the guy sat at the halt sign waiting for both of you to move thinks he's been flashed to pull out in front of you both. Stick to the laws of the road ffs and there might just be less accidents.
Women who can't go out without their face on.
When the wife can't just throw a jacket on to accompany you for the last pint at the pub and costs you at least 30-40mins drinking time.
People who can't do anything without punctuating the job with endless cups of tea.
I feel cleansed already. Great thread. Thank you.
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