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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 12:26:24 GMT
Drivers who can't be bothered to actually park within the white lines of a parking space and then leave their vehicle taking up 2 spaces.
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 23, 2019 12:35:46 GMT
Pharmacy staff. Who act as though the 12 people queuing up for prescriptions are an inconvenience The one in the pharmacy that pisses me off is when you get to the front to pick you’re monthly medicine up You suddenly get asked to wait whilst some scruffy oik loitering at the back gets took into a cubicle for his daily fix
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 23, 2019 12:45:16 GMT
Cocktails & Gin served in a pub. Fook me how long does that take, you're second in the queue just wanting a couple of pints of beer that take seconds to pull and some arseholes in front of you wanting a round of cocktails or a gin or 3. Barman then fooks off to chop up cucumber, source juniper berries, find some cherries, climb a tree to pick a coconut, go out the back for a new bucket of ice (cos lets face it the cocktail is 90% ice anyway), then scours the shelves for pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, fanny juice etc. Oh and then a tiny tiny bit of alcohol to add to the hideous fooking mix. Gin & Cocktail drinkers should have there own separate queue so us beer drinkers can get served quickly to do what pubs were invented for, drink beer!!!! The pub Having spent a considerable time in my life as a publican The one that pisses me off most And also now as a customer The person who walks up to the bar to order a round and then turns round and orders a drink one at a time often walking back and forward to ask what they want Then they order a bloody pint of Guinness last
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Post by auntiegeorge on Jan 23, 2019 12:56:12 GMT
Drivers who can't be bothered to actually park within the white lines of a parking space and then leave their vehicle taking up 2 spaces. Agreed. Selfish, ignorant ba****ds. And to think of all the care you took to park your own car properly. It flies in the face of decency!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 12:58:22 GMT
Drivers who can't be bothered to actually park within the white lines of a parking space and then leave their vehicle taking up 2 spaces. Agreed. Selfish, ignorant ba****ds. And to think of all the care you took to park your own car properly. It flies in the face of decency! To be honest I find it fairly symptomatic of a lot of modern day attitudes - these ignorant so and so's have no thought or consideration for other people whatsoever.
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Post by shangamuzo on Jan 23, 2019 13:11:13 GMT
If a taxi is late we just have to accept it and move on but if we're late to get into a taxi they can expect to charge us a late fee, where's our discount? People who don't pick up dogshit from their own mutt's anus.
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Post by auntiegeorge on Jan 23, 2019 13:12:42 GMT
Agreed. Selfish, ignorant ba****ds. And to think of all the care you took to park your own car properly. It flies in the face of decency! To be honest I find it fairly symptomatic of a lot of modern day attitudes - these ignorant so and so's have no thought or consideration for other people whatsoever. I'm with you on that as well mate. At least we can't blame it on Diane Abbott this time!
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 13:33:07 GMT
Drivers stopping at roundabouts when those no fucking cars coming. Where is your speed and hazard perception?
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 23, 2019 13:38:45 GMT
Signs in a car rear window. Grandkids on board, Princess on board. Oh thanks for that if i hadn't seen the sign i'd of ran in your arse end. The baby on board sign isn't for other drivers benefit it's for the emergency services, of course people should only put them up when they have a baby in the car I get that but it still boils my piss. Undoubtedly the signs are never removed so the emergency services wasting time looking for daddy's princess or diva on board because they aren't in the car in the fucking first place !!. Rant over
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Post by thevoid on Jan 23, 2019 13:41:58 GMT
People who replace 'really' with 'super'.
I'm super happy etc.
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Post by Dave the Rave on Jan 23, 2019 13:44:31 GMT
The human race's inability to all pull off at the same time at traffic lights. Why does there need to be a couple of seconds gap between each effing car?!?!
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Post by thevoid on Jan 23, 2019 13:46:46 GMT
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket. It happens on buses too.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jan 23, 2019 13:50:41 GMT
People starting to answer a question with "So...". Every fucker is at it, lately.
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 13:54:54 GMT
Blokes who piss all over toilet seats in public, pub, football toilet cubicles when you go in there for a crap. Filthy, filthy bastards.
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Post by thevoid on Jan 23, 2019 13:55:53 GMT
People who bottleneck at the front of a bus when there are seats readily available, meaning people getting on or off have to enter a rugby scrum.
People who hog aisle seats on public transport leaving the window seat empty but inaccessible.
Adverts that are on too much- meerkats, Halifax Ghostbusters etc.
Those idents before and after the ad break to tell you a programme you're watching is sponsored by somebody. I've just sat through an ad break- I want to watch the programme.
The text surveys you get after phoning a call centre.
My Google feed thinking that just because I commented once about The Chase on social media, I want daily updates on Mark Labett or Bradley Walsh.
People who order cocktails comprised mainly of ice at the bar, which means I have to wait 10 minutes for a pint.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 23, 2019 13:57:40 GMT
Drivers stopping at roundabouts when those no fucking cars coming. Where is your speed and hazard perception? As my old dad used to say, (often shout! ) at me 'roundabouts are give way NOT stop'! It was a tough learning school! People who replace 'really' with 'super'. I'm super happy etc. Super Trouper by ABBA possibly their worst song!
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 14:00:39 GMT
I’m loving this thread. It’s reassured me that I’m not so grouchy after all...there’s plenty like me.😂😂😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 14:33:40 GMT
People starting to answer a question with "So...". Every fucker is at it, lately. Yes, and loads start a response with...."Well,..."
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 23, 2019 14:42:02 GMT
Similar to a post about buses Getting on a packed train, briefcase / handbag on the seat by the window. Person is sat by the aisle. Laptop and tub of hummus on the table and a look of utter contempt that you would like to sit down
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 23, 2019 14:46:02 GMT
Range Rover drivers , all. Cunts 😉 I never let them out in a queue
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 23, 2019 14:47:50 GMT
The word Amazing seems to have crept into conversation to describe the most mundane things , drives me nuts
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 23, 2019 14:49:13 GMT
The word Amazing seems to have crept into conversation to describe the most mundane things That's amazing I was going to say that Harry
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 23, 2019 14:52:38 GMT
The word Amazing seems to have crept into conversation to describe the most mundane things That's amazing I was going to say that Harry I would say it was coincidental mate 😁 If I hear another TV chef call. A Yorkshire pudding Or a fucking roast potato amazing I'm going to scream
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 23, 2019 16:39:02 GMT
I’m loving this thread. It’s reassured me that I’m not so grouchy after all...there’s plenty like me.😂😂😂😂 It doesn’t mean your any less grouchy It just means you’re not alone
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 16:43:16 GMT
I’m loving this thread. It’s reassured me that I’m not so grouchy after all...there’s plenty like me.😂😂😂😂 It doesn’t mean your any less grouchy It just means you’re not alone Ahh, bollocks then. I’ll carry on being a miserable bugger then knowing I have kindred spirits.😂😂
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 23, 2019 16:45:48 GMT
It doesn’t mean your any less grouchy It just means you’re not alone Ahh, bollocks then. I’ll carry on being a miserable bugger then knowing I have kindred spirits.😂😂 That’s the spirit
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Post by turtlefox on Jan 23, 2019 17:09:03 GMT
My willy
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 19:31:43 GMT
People on tv supposedly playing guitar or bass and their hands are in the wrong place doing the wrong thing. Ok, so they can’t play, I get that but at least do a little bit of research and get it just a little more convincing.
Talking of tv, all those pottery antique experts who pronounce Beswick as Bezzick, really annoys me that.
Fast food restaurant staff that serve at the slowest speed possible.
That cat across the road.
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Post by numpty40 on Jan 23, 2019 19:43:48 GMT
Drivers stopping at roundabouts when those no fucking cars coming. Where is your speed and hazard perception? Drivers not indicating at roundabouts should receive 3 points on their licence.
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 23, 2019 20:16:43 GMT
The empty space in unopened crisp packets.
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