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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 12:21:13 GMT
Wish me luck!π
Since my fever π€ has went down now, I plan to wash some clothes tomorrow in our shared small laundry room downstairs.
But there is a problem ...
Since the end of May, some person has went down and started one empty(!) washing machine at 20.45 in the laundry room on my time. [Explanation: he/she doesn't put any garments or whatever, in it!] The rules in our contract say we are allowed to use the washing machines between 16.00-20.00. The drying room untill 21.00.
Normally I go down there just before 16.00, put in the stuff into the machines, do some shopping, go back at 17.15, when the machines have stopped, use the drying room and planning to get the stuff dry at 21.00. From time to time I do a 2nd round, put some other stuff into the machines at 18.00 as well.
It's MY washing time (only one household at a time). And why an EMPTY machine?
I do my washing every third week or so, so this has happened 5 times since the end of May. There is a angled wall in our small shared laundry room, so I plan to be there behind the wall in time to hide and catch the idiot, this time.
Any suggestions? What would You have done?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2018 12:38:41 GMT
Swap the potters wheel for a Hotpoint and there is your answer...Plus it's a great excuse to look at the insanely fabulous Demi Moore.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 15, 2018 12:51:13 GMT
Get in there before him/her & secrete a bright red football sock behind the top rim. That'll torn all their whites pink...
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 15, 2018 12:52:27 GMT
Wish me luck!π Since my fever π€ has went down now, I plan to wash some clothes tomorrow in our shared small laundry room downstairs. But there is a problem ... Since the end of May, some person has went down and started one empty(!) washing machine at 20.45 in the laundry room on my time. The rules in our contract say we are allowed to use the washing machines between 16.00-20.00. The drying room untill 21.00. Normally I go down there just before 16.00, put in the stuff into the machines, do some shopping, go back at 17.15, when the machines have stopped, use the drying room and planning to get the stuff dry at 21.00. From time to time I do a 2nd round, put some other stuff into the machines at 18.00 as well. It's MY washing time (only one household at a time). And why an EMPTY machine? I do my washing every third week or so, so this has happened 5 times since the end of May. There is a angled wall in our small shared laundry room, so I plan to be there behind the wall in time to hide and catch the idiot, this time. Any suggestions? What would You have done? You need some hobbies or outside interests, I hear golf or bowls are quite good π
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 13:05:41 GMT
Get in there before him/her & secrete a bright red football sock behind the top rim. That'll torn all their whites pink... Just see who it is first then. Then have a check when they'll wash next time. "Simply" have to get their name and appartment number first also. Thanks! π€
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 13:08:39 GMT
Swap the potters wheel for a Hotpoint and there is your answer...Plus it's a great excuse to look at the insanely fabulous Demi Moore. Love, not hate. Hope you're right!
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 13:14:09 GMT
You need some hobbies or outside interests, I hear golf or bowls are quite good π An empty washing machine. Several times.
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Post by felonious on Sept 15, 2018 13:28:21 GMT
Wish me luck!π Since my fever π€ has went down now, I plan to wash some clothes tomorrow in our shared small laundry room downstairs. But there is a problem ... Since the end of May, some person has went down and started one empty(!) washing machine at 20.45 in the laundry room on my time. The rules in our contract say we are allowed to use the washing machines between 16.00-20.00. The drying room untill 21.00. Normally I go down there just before 16.00, put in the stuff into the machines, do some shopping, go back at 17.15, when the machines have stopped, use the drying room and planning to get the stuff dry at 21.00. From time to time I do a 2nd round, put some other stuff into the machines at 18.00 as well. It's MY washing time (only one household at a time). And why an EMPTY machine? I do my washing every third week or so, so this has happened 5 times since the end of May. There is a angled wall in our small shared laundry room, so I plan to be there behind the wall in time to hide and catch the idiot, this time. Any suggestions? What would You have done? You need some hobbies or outside interests, I hear golf or bowls are quite good π He's got the Oatcake Harry
Do you think this might be another case of multiple personality disorder. One doing the shopping whilst another is doing the washing behind his back
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 15, 2018 13:36:25 GMT
You need some hobbies or outside interests, I hear golf or bowls are quite good π He's got the Oatcake Harry
Do you think this might be another case of multiple personality disorder. One doing the shopping whilst another is doing the washing behind his back
Who said that? I did, you did!
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 13:37:26 GMT
You need some hobbies or outside interests, I hear golf or bowls are quite good π He's got the Oatcake Harry
Do you think this might be another case of multiple personality disorder. One doing the shopping whilst another is doing the washing behind his back
Not doing the washing. The bloody machine is empty! Now just looking at a bottle. It says it removes blood stains as well ...
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 15, 2018 13:45:24 GMT
You wash your clothes every three weeks?
Fucking hell. You either have loads of skiddies or really smelly ones.
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 13:59:47 GMT
You wash your clothes every three weeks? Fucking hell. You either have loads of skiddies or really smelly ones. First of all, I don't eat or drink a lot of shit, so my sweat doesn't smell at all. The garments only get some wet stains - assuming I work physically hard, that is ... Last time I counted I had 27 t-shirts and just as many pair of socks. Boxers around 15, plus some sportier underpants. But I'm rather short on the jeans&trousers front. It would have been different if I just had 2 ...
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Sept 15, 2018 14:16:45 GMT
You wash your clothes every three weeks? Fucking hell. You either have loads of skiddies or really smelly ones. First of all, I don't eat or drink a lot of shit, so my sweat doesn't smell at all. The garments only get some wet stains - assuming I work physically hard, that is ... Last time I counted I had 27 t-shirts and just as many pair of socks. Boxers around 15, plus some sportier underpants. But I'm rather short on the jeans&trousers front. It would have been different if I just had 2 ... And a gargantuan laundry basket...π
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 14:23:37 GMT
First of all, I don't eat or drink a lot of shit, so my sweat doesn't smell at all. The garments only get some wet stains - assuming I work physically hard, that is ... Last time I counted I had 27 t-shirts and just as many pair of socks. Boxers around 15, plus some sportier underpants. But I'm rather short on the jeans&trousers front. It would have been different if I just had 2 ... And a gargantuan laundry basket...π Yes. It's from 1950 and huge! I inherited it from my grandmother. I left it once for just some seconds in the backyard, and my neighbour mistaken it for a dust-bin and was about to put his trash bag in it!
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 15, 2018 17:09:42 GMT
You wash your clothes every three weeks? Fucking hell. You either have loads of skiddies or really smelly ones. First of all, I don't eat or drink a lot of shit, so my sweat doesn't smell at all. The garments only get some wet stains - assuming I work physically hard, that is ... Last time I counted I had 27 t-shirts and just as many pair of socks. Boxers around 15, plus some sportier underpants. But I'm rather short on the jeans&trousers front. It would have been different if I just had 2 ... Mystery solved then. My sweat stinks mate.
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Post by felonious on Sept 15, 2018 17:33:17 GMT
He's got the Oatcake Harry
Do you think this might be another case of multiple personality disorder. One doing the shopping whilst another is doing the washing behind his back
Who said that? I did, you did! Stop trying to muddy the waters, the jury's still out on you
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2018 17:54:34 GMT
Whoever has to have it after you thinks it needs cleaning first....stinky
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 18:05:23 GMT
Whoever has to have it after you thinks it needs cleaning first....stinky It's part of the lease, Berry. You have to clean the machines afterwards.
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 18:10:59 GMT
Just out of interest:
How often do you guys wash in a shared laundry room? (Own private bathroom with a washing machine doesn't count.)
I hope noone here is one of those sick bastards coming down with a few (4-5) garments and a lonely towel, just to occupy the keyplate for the whole period (5 hours).
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 18:34:35 GMT
One out of 3
I have two persons I seriously suspect.
1) One living rather close to me, 2) and one idiot at the staircase next to mine.
3) It could be a third person though. He's really odd and brings altogether three large black sacks, only 2-3 times a year. He lives across the yard and is within the advertising/marketing business. I asked him about the content in those huge sacks he brings. "One is for clothes, one is for towels, sheets etc and one is for ... special things." Then he showed me what was in the third sack, blushing: It was some huge dices, different doormats, soft toys, an inflatable rubber boat. But I don't think I was supposed to see the inflatable rubber doll underneath it.π
It's probably a long shot, but he might turn on a machine occasionally, to compensate for him seldom being there.π
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Post by swampmongrel on Sept 15, 2018 20:00:55 GMT
Just out of interest: How often do you guys wash in a shared laundry room? (Own private bathroom with a washing machine doesn't count.) I hope noone here is one of those sick bastards coming down with a few (4-5) garments and a lonely towel, just to occupy the keyplate for the whole period (5 hours). When I was single I used to go to a launderette because I didnβt have a washing machine at home. Once a nice West Indian lady (from the West Indies not the West if India ) helped me fold my sheets. That was the most interesting thing that happened. I always had more than 5 items if that puts your mind at rest.
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Post by swampmongrel on Sept 15, 2018 20:06:11 GMT
One out of 3 I have two persons I seriously suspect. 1) One living rather close to me, 2) and one idiot at the staircase next to mine. 3) It could be a third person though. He's really odd and brings altogether three large black sacks, only 2-3 times a year. He lives across the yard and is within the advertising/marketing business. I asked him about the content in those huge sacks he brings. "One is for clothes, one is for towels, sheets etc and one is for ... special things." Then he showed me what was in the third sack, blushing: It was some huge dices, different doormats, soft toys, an inflatable rubber boat. But I don't think I was supposed to see the inflatable rubber doll underneath it.π It's probably a long shot, but he might turn on a machine occasionally, to compensate for him seldom being there.π Incidentally most British households with a washing machine keep it in the kitchen. When I moved to the continent I was surprised to find this isnβt a universal thing.
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 20:55:29 GMT
Incidentally most British households with a washing machine keep it in the kitchen. When I moved to the continent I was surprised to find this isnβt a universal thing. π That's right. In Sweden I think there are some rules against it. You can even be denied to install a dish washer sometimes here. It has something to do with the tube dimension. Many people I know here in Sweden find it disgusting to do the laundry in the same area where you prepare food and eat. Myself have not thought about it that way. Some swedes put their socks in the microwave oven every now and then, if they've become sweaty. Now THAT's disgusting! I've been to England three times and I found real(!) wooden floor (not plastic woodprinted one) in bathrooms at two different B&Bs. It was very odd! In Sweden there are strict regulations against that. The oddest thing about my whole thread is this: Why doesn't he/she put any garments into the washing machine at all? If he/she at least had done that. Tomorrow hopefully I'll get the answer.π€
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Post by thequietman on Sept 15, 2018 21:10:26 GMT
It's me, Emperor Quietman washing my new clothes.
I worked in Switzerland for 3 months in the 80's. First month lived in a hostel mostly occupied by Yugoslavians + Albanians. Fairly friendly bunch apart from one oddly secretive chap. He was a dead ringer for Bobby Ball. Apparently lived on nothing but water, bread + cold sausages, he'd wash his sausages in the machine before cooking them. Nobody ever plucked up the courage to challenge him.
Perhaps you should ask your neighbours if you could check their sausages.
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 21:17:56 GMT
It's me, Emperor Quietman washing my new clothes. I worked in Switzerland for 3 months in the 80's. First month lived in a hostel mostly occupied by Yugoslavians + Albanians. Fairly friendly bunch apart from one oddly secretive chap. He was a dead ringer for Bobby Ball. Apparently lived on nothing but water, bread + cold sausages, he'd wash his sausages in the machine before cooking them. Nobody ever plucked up the courage to challenge him. Perhaps you should ask your neighbours if you could check their sausages. Lovely story! π My uncle always cleans his peppers and tomatoes thoroughly with washing-up liquid before he eats them. He says he's afraid of pesticide. Apparently he doesn't mind washing-up liquid. p.s. Are your clothes invisible then? d.s.
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Post by thequietman on Sept 15, 2018 21:39:26 GMT
It's me, Emperor Quietman washing my new clothes. I worked in Switzerland for 3 months in the 80's. First month lived in a hostel mostly occupied by Yugoslavians + Albanians. Fairly friendly bunch apart from one oddly secretive chap. He was a dead ringer for Bobby Ball. Apparently lived on nothing but water, bread + cold sausages, he'd wash his sausages in the machine before cooking them. Nobody ever plucked up the courage to challenge him. Perhaps you should ask your neighbours if you could check their sausages. Lovely story! π My uncle always cleans his peppers and tomatoes thoroughly with washing-up liquid before he eats them. He says he's afraid of pesticide. Apparently he doesn't mind washing-up liquid. p.s. Are your clothes invisible then? d.s. It's a Hans Christian Andersen story, Musik. I'm a salesman's wet dream. I'll buy anything. Mrs Q has had to lock off the tv shopping channels. Anyone want to buy a foot bath that plays Grieg's Peer Gynt? Unused.
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Post by musik on Sept 15, 2018 22:07:24 GMT
Lovely story! π My uncle always cleans his peppers and tomatoes thoroughly with washing-up liquid before he eats them. He says he's afraid of pesticide. Apparently he doesn't mind washing-up liquid. p.s. Are your clothes invisible then? d.s. It's a Hans Christian Andersen story, Musik. I'm a salesman's wet dream. I'll buy anything. Mrs Q has had to lock off the tv shopping channels. Anyone want to buy a foot bath that plays Grieg's Peer Gynt? Unused. Of course! I've heard of, even my father read it too me when I was a kid: "The Emperor's New Clothes".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2018 22:33:26 GMT
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Post by musik on Sept 16, 2018 0:07:29 GMT
Yet more music to explore. Thanks for the clip! The rhythm figure in that intro had small similarities with "Lookin'out my back door" by CCR. Heard the whole picked Odie&Dunbar album. "Cote-St-Antoine-Song" wasn't that bad.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 11:00:03 GMT
Just what every Sunday Morning should have. A thread, laced with LSD.
I have not got a clue what I've just read.
π
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