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Post by Clayton Wood on May 22, 2018 12:57:21 GMT
AUSTRIA CALL UP DEFENSIVE DUO STOKE CITY pair Moritz Bauer and Kevin Wimmer have been selected to represent Austria in three upcoming international friendlies.
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on May 22, 2018 13:00:07 GMT
Wimmer? Jesus Christ.
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 13:01:26 GMT
Bloody Mark Hughes, dishing out these fantasy fees and astronomical half a decade long contracts with no checks and balances. I think we need to consider putting together some sort of recruitment department with a technical director at the helm and maybe put the Chief Executive inside the process as well. This sort of thing wouldn't happen then. No sirreee. We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those.....
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Post by Clayton Wood on May 22, 2018 13:14:02 GMT
Bloody Mark Hughes, dishing out these fantasy fees and astronomical half a decade long contracts with no checks and balances. I think we need to consider putting together some sort of recruitment department with a technical director at the helm and maybe put the Chief Executive inside the process as well. This sort of thing wouldn't happen then. No sirreee. We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those..... ...and who will work for 1/10th of the salary they are on. Anybody in mind?
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on May 22, 2018 13:17:35 GMT
Bloody Mark Hughes, dishing out these fantasy fees and astronomical half a decade long contracts with no checks and balances. I think we need to consider putting together some sort of recruitment department with a technical director at the helm and maybe put the Chief Executive inside the process as well. This sort of thing wouldn't happen then. No sirreee. We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those.....
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 13:28:55 GMT
We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those..... ...and who will work for 1/10th of the salary they are on. Anybody in mind? I'd do half.......
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Post by NassauDave on May 22, 2018 13:29:25 GMT
AUSTRIA CALL UP DEFENSIVE DUO STOKE CITY pair Moritz Bauer and Kevin Wimmer have been selected to represent Austria in three upcoming international friendlies. Wimmer is employed to make the schnitzel and sauerkraut.
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 13:32:54 GMT
We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those..... My contemporaries included George Osborne and Jacob Rees-Mogg (who looked 50 at aged 18!), so he may well have a point! He went to Cambridge, of course, (while Rowan Atkinson went to Oxford), so it was a bit of an in joke.
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 13:33:23 GMT
AUSTRIA CALL UP DEFENSIVE DUO STOKE CITY pair Moritz Bauer and Kevin Wimmer have been selected to represent Austria in three upcoming international friendlies. Wimmer is employed to eat the schnitzel and sauerkraut. Amended for you!
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Post by NassauDave on May 22, 2018 13:42:49 GMT
Wimmer is employed to eat the schnitzel and sauerkraut. Amended for you! Like it. I have this image of him driving and working on a fast food van like the burger and chips van that used to be parked up by the corner of the Stoke End and Lime Street At The Vic. Talk about the profits being eaten away though.....
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Post by roylandstoke on May 22, 2018 13:56:13 GMT
AUSTRIA CALL UP DEFENSIVE DUO STOKE CITY pair Moritz Bauer and Kevin Wimmer have been selected to represent Austria in three upcoming international friendlies. Austria must be bloody awful.
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 14:20:01 GMT
My contemporaries included George Osborne and Jacob Rees-Mogg (who looked 50 at aged 18!), so he may well have a point! He went to Cambridge, of course, (while Rowan Atkinson went to Oxford), so it was a bit of an in joke. Not to mention Al Murray and Stewart Lee, two great comedians. Being a bloody comedian yourself, you were in good company
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 14:32:08 GMT
My contemporaries included George Osborne and Jacob Rees-Mogg (who looked 50 at aged 18!), so he may well have a point! He went to Cambridge, of course, (while Rowan Atkinson went to Oxford), so it was a bit of an in joke. Not to mention Al Murray and Stewart Lee, two great comedians. Being a bloody comedian yourself, you were in good company As I have told you many times probably, Al Murray was my tutorial partner for most of my time there and still a friend to this day, Stewart Lee in the year above (both at my college). So many went on to memorable (if not great) things, whilst I spend my days on the Oatie!
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 14:37:08 GMT
Stewart Lee is brilliant and I think Al Murray is a lovely chap but not as big a fan of his comedy. Where did it all go wrong, Leese? My only claim to very slight fame is that Martin Fry did English with me at Sheffield and Phil Oakey stayed in my student house when it was vacant over the Summer. So, a musical connection
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Post by terryconroysmagic on May 22, 2018 14:42:35 GMT
Bloody Mark Hughes, dishing out these fantasy fees and astronomical half a decade long contracts with no checks and balances. I think we need to consider putting together some sort of recruitment department with a technical director at the helm and maybe put the Chief Executive inside the process as well. This sort of thing wouldn't happen then. No sirreee. We need an in-house lawyer to negotiate deals, one who has worked on lots of multi-million dollar deals worldwide as a corporate finance lawyer, plenty of experience, Oxford educated, City trained, helpful if also a born 'n' bred Stokie - if only I knew where to find one of those..... Walter "Benji" Mitty?
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Post by TexasPotter on May 22, 2018 15:13:51 GMT
Best damn news all week. Fucking get Augustus gloop back to Austria or Germany stat.
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 15:18:25 GMT
Stewart Lee is brilliant and I think Al Murray is a lovely chap but not as big a fan of his comedy. Where did it all go wrong, Leese? My only claim to very slight fame is that Martin Fry did English with me at Sheffield and Phil Oakey stayed in my student house when it was vacant over the Summer. So, a musical connection "Where did it all go wrong, Leese?" I am living in Bermuda with my beautiful wife, set to retire to her homeland of Barbados in due course - not quite on a par with the "where did it all go wrong, George (Best)", but I reckon things could have turned out far worse for this working class lad from Longton. Anyway, enough of me - when are we getting shot of the lardy Austrian waster? Do you think Rowett may give him, and the other misfits, a chance to impress in pre-season first?
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 15:26:40 GMT
I think we have to give them all a chance mate, considering what we bloody paid for them. Why wouldn't we? Of the four, I reckon Imbula is the one who wouldn't countenance staying if he was given the chance to and I can't see him and Bojan in the same team. Toulouse didn't pull trees this season and no idea if they could afford the £10 million we seemed to be asking before. And then there's his wages...
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Post by jezzascfc on May 22, 2018 16:02:36 GMT
I think we have to give them all a chance mate, considering what we bloody paid for them. Why wouldn't we? Of the four, I reckon Imbula is the one who wouldn't countenance staying if he was given the chance to and I can't see him and Bojan in the same team. Toulouse didn't pull trees this season and no idea if they could afford the £10 million we seemed to be asking before. And then there's his wages... Torino have sniffed around before, but who knows whether they have now bought another midfielder, their interest has waned, or even the manager has changed, since that time? Another loan to the lower reaches of Ligue Un beckons........
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Post by alster on May 22, 2018 16:04:44 GMT
Has the fat lesbian gone yet.
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 16:08:09 GMT
If we can cover as much as possible of his wages, including a loan fee, it's something I guess. maybe we can offer Derby Berahino plus cash for Vydra?
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Post by metalhead on May 22, 2018 16:09:32 GMT
I'm sorry, but just look at that!!!!! Look at that fucking photo. I mean seriously: what, the fuck? One of them looks like an elite athlete at the top of his game. The other looks like that fat cunt from the local boozer who spends his time drunkenly reminiscing about driving at 130mph up the bypass in a 1988 Ford Granada, all the time wearing a fake BMW hoodie (loosely based on a real person I see down the pub). Just everything about that photo is fucking wrong.
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 16:09:43 GMT
Has the fat lesbian gone yet. How are you when it comes to skinny gay blokes?
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Post by alster on May 22, 2018 16:14:32 GMT
Has the fat lesbian gone yet. How are you when it comes to skinny gay blokes? Same I can't stand anybody.
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Post by jimmygscfc on May 22, 2018 16:15:41 GMT
How are you when it comes to skinny gay blokes? Same I can't stand anybody. Does that include hating yourself for being a bigot?
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Post by nott1 on May 22, 2018 16:17:18 GMT
Should add millions to Wimmers value!
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Post by alster on May 22, 2018 16:18:35 GMT
Same I can't stand anybody. Does that include hating yourself for being a bigot? Naah I'm the only person I like.
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Post by thedarkknight on May 22, 2018 16:48:24 GMT
Wimmer can't jump. If you look at the goals we conceded from set pieces or crosses when he was playing you can usually find him feet planted firmly on the ground while the opposition player heads the ball in. Even going back to a "highlights" video compiled before he joined Spurs, the only defensive headers shown had him feet firmly planted on terra firma. It would appear that he can't jump and has never been able to jump. (Well done to our scouting team for failing to spot that "minor" flaw!) The Championship, I am sure that those teams would love to play against a team with a non-jumping centre half. Winner can't jump? I beg to differ! 😂😂😂
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on May 22, 2018 17:12:10 GMT
I'm sorry, but just look at that!!!!! Look at that fucking photo. I mean seriously: what, the fuck? One of them looks like an elite athlete at the top of his game. The other looks like that fat cunt from the local boozer who spends his time drunkenly reminiscing about driving at 130mph up the bypass in a 1988 Ford Granada, all the time wearing a fake BMW hoodie (loosely based on a real person I see down the pub). Just everything about that photo is fucking wrong. Which one's which???
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Post by chamberlain on May 22, 2018 17:44:45 GMT
I'm sorry, but just look at that!!!!! Look at that fucking photo. I mean seriously: what, the fuck? One of them looks like an elite athlete at the top of his game. The other looks like that fat cunt from the local boozer who spends his time drunkenly reminiscing about driving at 130mph up the bypass in a 1988 Ford Granada, all the time wearing a fake BMW hoodie (loosely based on a real person I see down the pub). Just everything about that photo is fucking wrong. I’ll have you know Kev is big boned
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