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Post by chrisandthemum on Sept 28, 2017 21:08:35 GMT
- Hi, I'm Chris. - And I am Christophers mother TOGETHER WE ARE CHRIS AND THE MUM!  - I've been checking out the oatcake for a while. Finally decided to start posting - Not without me you havent, Christopher. I will be making sure Christopher behaves himself - and you all behave towards Christopher. He is 26 but lives at home so I consider him my responsibly. Therefore any questions I will be happy yup help. - Alright, mum. Jesus  - Christopher do not use language like that pls - Okay. Anyway, happy posting every body - Yes happy posting |
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Post by samba :) on Sept 28, 2017 21:34:55 GMT
I..erm...
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Post by robstokie on Sept 28, 2017 21:37:57 GMT
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Post by marwood on Sept 29, 2017 6:26:39 GMT
Hi Chris and the mum
Some quick questions for you both
Mum - how old does Christopher need to be before he can post on his own?
Chris and mum - do you support stoke city?
Chris and mum - if so do you sit together at the match?
Chis and mum - are you a pop band?
Chris - did / do you have trouble at school with your mates fancying your mum?
Happy family posting!
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Post by manmarking on Sept 29, 2017 7:01:12 GMT
Just wow! Thanks for the mindbending intro  And welcome both |
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 29, 2017 7:27:20 GMT
Chris - did / do you have trouble at school with your mates fancying your mum? He's 26 & unless you have inside information & know he's a teacher, I don't think his school mates are an issue |
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Post by chrisandthemum on Sept 29, 2017 10:54:16 GMT
Hi Chris and the mum Some quick questions for you both Mum - how old does Christopher need to be before he can post on his own? Chris and mum - do you support stoke city? Chris and mum - if so do you sit together at the match? Chis and mum - are you a pop band? Chris - did / do you have trouble at school with your mates fancying your mum? Happy family posting! Hi 'marwood'! Thanks and yes it seems like a really interesting board for family posing. These are good questions - I am not happy for Christopher to be on line without me until he has a wife. Unfortunately he is not very good at talking to woman except for me - yes we both love Scfc! We sit in the family stand but my mum sometimes finds the language upsetting don't you mum? Yes I do. Marwood do you support scfc? Who is your favortie player? - lol no were are not a pop band. I would like to go on x factor but my mum won't let me It's because they would not understand you Christopher - there was one boy at school who made some sexual comments about my mum but I laughed then off. She is quite a big lady. Christopher! Don't talk about me like that. Your are not a super model yourself! Hope you find the answers interesting 'marwood" and look forward to your's |
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 29, 2017 11:07:44 GMT
Hi Chris and the mum Some quick questions for you both Mum - how old does Christopher need to be before he can post on his own? Chris and mum - do you support stoke city? Chris and mum - if so do you sit together at the match? Chis and mum - are you a pop band? Chris - did / do you have trouble at school with your mates fancying your mum? Happy family posting! - there was one boy at school who made some sexual comments about my mum but I laughed then off. She is quite a big lady. Christopher! Don't talk about me like that. Your are not a super model yourself! Hope you find the answers interesting 'marwood" and look forward to your's Don't You fret yourself MrsWoman. There's someone on here for everyone & his names BillyBB |
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Post by marwood on Sept 29, 2017 12:59:05 GMT
Big is beautiful mrs woman Chris and the mum mother!
I am indeed a Stoke fan and my favourite current player is Sir Peter Crouch.
Some further family friendly mum and the Chris questions:-
Both - is there a mr Chris mum on the scene the moment?
Son of mum - what happens if one of you has a burning issue they wish to post or comment upon but the other is out or even worse, on the toilet?
Mum - will you be tempted to post yourself on your own pertinent issues ? There is an imbalance of men / women posters on her,e and your views on knitting, cooking, paul Hollywood, reality tv, Tony Blackburn, would be well received and contribute towards board gender equality
Both - do you share any other Internet forums as a tandem, or activities such as joint shopping, joint meal eating, rock climbing?
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 29, 2017 16:44:10 GMT
It's like a scene from psycho
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2017 19:36:27 GMT
Who's controlling who?
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Post by samba :) on Sept 29, 2017 19:37:19 GMT
He who must not be named controlls both |
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2017 19:41:43 GMT
He who must not be named controlls both The Master of Muppets 😉 |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 29, 2017 19:50:09 GMT
- there was one boy at school who made some sexual comments about my mum but I laughed then off. She is quite a big lady. Christopher! Don't talk about me like that. Your are not a super model yourself! Hope you find the answers interesting 'marwood" and look forward to your's Don't You fret yourself MrsWoman. There's someone on here for everyone & his names BillyBB Thanks Bath. I do like to think of myself as having an eclectic taste where women are concerned.  |
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 30, 2017 1:33:08 GMT
Don't You fret yourself MrsWoman. There's someone on here for everyone & his names BillyBB Thanks Bath. I do like to think of myself as having an eclectic taste where women are concerned. S Eclectic normally means not choosy |
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Post by wagsastokie on Sept 30, 2017 6:20:17 GMT
Thanks Bath. I do like to think of myself as having an eclectic taste where women are concerned. S Eclectic normally means not choosy In his case he's very eclectic he chooses everything |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 30, 2017 8:44:43 GMT
Thanks Bath. I do like to think of myself as having an eclectic taste where women are concerned. S Eclectic normally means not choosy Absolutely! |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Sept 30, 2017 9:39:20 GMT
There's an initiation ceremony on this board that all newbies have to post naked pictures of themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2017 16:42:56 GMT
Cringeworthy retarded bollocks.
Stop it. For the love of god.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 30, 2017 17:12:32 GMT
I don't think Deano's turning up. Oh well 😎
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Post by felonious on Sept 30, 2017 17:19:15 GMT
It's like a scene from psycho It is psycho.  |
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 30, 2017 17:24:07 GMT
It's like a scene from psycho It is psycho. It's absolutely fucking mental mate |
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Post by felonious on Sept 30, 2017 17:44:51 GMT
It is psycho. It's absolutely fucking mental mate 12 flew over the cuckoos' nest. |
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Post by felonious on Sept 30, 2017 17:54:18 GMT
It is psycho. It's absolutely fucking mental mate .....just to add Harry if it wasn't for the change a letter word game, change a letter word game......six letter version, place name game and the 6 word story it wouldn't be worth logging on here |
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Post by muglump on Sept 30, 2017 17:55:19 GMT
- Hi, I'm Chris. - And I am Christophers mother TOGETHER WE ARE CHRIS AND THE MUM! - I've been checking out the oatcake for a while. Finally decided to start posting - Not without me you havent, Christopher. I will be making sure Christopher behaves himself - and you all behave towards Christopher. He is 26 but lives at home so I consider him my responsibly. Therefore any questions I will be happy yup help. - Alright, mum. Jesus - Christopher do not use language like that pls - Okay. Anyway, happy posting every body - Yes happy posting Do you run a motel in america? |
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Post by manmarking on Sept 30, 2017 17:59:02 GMT
This thread is a pisser but not for the reasons the OP might have hoped Some light entertainment waggy-type drops acid, posts twice, and a whole army of miserable old farts immediately goes into meltdown. Deleted posts, crying about the standard of content on the board, openly wishing it would all just go away. As though any of us is forced at gunpoint to read every last post of every fucking thread  And as though certain posters have the right to remove any threads they don't like. A sort of Stoke City for Stalinists. Boring entitled old bellends |
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 30, 2017 18:07:01 GMT
It's absolutely fucking mental mate .....just to add Harry if it wasn't for the change a letter word game, change a letter word game......six letter version, place name game and the 6 word story it wouldn't be worth logging on here W Stand back mate one of the cliff y,s is having an epi |
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Post by felonious on Sept 30, 2017 18:10:53 GMT
.....just to add Harry if it wasn't for the change a letter word game, change a letter word game......six letter version, place name game and the 6 word story it wouldn't be worth logging on here W Stand back mate one of the cliff y,s is having an epi He's my favourite Kerliffy along with T ea B ag. |
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 30, 2017 18:15:24 GMT
W Stand back mate one of the cliff y,s is having an epi He's my favourite Kerliffy along with T ea B ag. There have been soooo many , hard to pin point my all time fave , |
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Post by felonious on Sept 30, 2017 18:22:15 GMT
He's my favourite Kerliffy along with T ea B ag. There have been soooo many , hard to pin point my all time fave , Have to agree Harry. It's like being asked to name your favourite child. |
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And as though certain posters have the right to remove any threads they don't like. A sort of Stoke City for Stalinists. Boring entitled old bellends 
