Big is beautiful mrs woman Chris and the mum mother!
Thank you 'marwood" this is what I try to explain to Christopher when I talk to him about girl friend's or wifes
I am indeed a Stoke fan and my favourite current player is Sir Peter Crouch.
Good choice marwood!
my favourite player is jack butland and my mum's is Eric Peters isn't it mum? Yes Christopher
Some further family friendly mum and the Chris questions:-
Both - is there a mr Chris mum on the scene the moment?
Mum has a boyfriend called Tony who I don't like much.
Christopher i have told you not to talk about Tony like this. He wants the best for you
Son of mum - what happens if one of you has a burning issue they wish to post or comment upon but the other is out or even worse, on the toilet?
Christopher is free to post what he likes but of course I may come on later and comment or delete if I feel this is not appropriate
Mum - will you be tempted to post yourself on your own pertinent issues ? There is an imbalance of men / women posters on her,e and your views on knitting, cooking, paul Hollywood, reality tv, Tony Blackburn, would be well received and contribute towards board gender equality
Yes I may do I am interest in many issues such as stoke City television and politics
Both - do you share any other Internet forums as a tandem, or activities such as joint shopping, joint meal eating, rock climbing?
No this is our first proper forum isn't it mum?
Yes Christopher
There was that time we tired mum's net but that didn't last!
No it did not