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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2017 19:47:28 GMT
Have you scattered your seed around your box yet or are you more for the traditional end bell man?
I'm sure you could put other treats on your pole and even hang your nuts just outside the entrance.
Always remember though to grease your pole first when you're on the prowl for a duck or you could end up with a big bill, webbed feet and end up spitting feathers.
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Post by Waggy on Aug 20, 2017 20:23:25 GMT
Good god Bill, mind you after that Bitch Wendy, decieved me with been a sensible lass who was hetro , i will choose wisely next time My cousin is looking for a new boyfriend if you are interested Colin. She wore the last one out with her sexual demands and constant badgering to perform deviant acts upon him. I could introduce you if you like. She's not the best looking of women, but can putt a shot over 6 yards and suck a pea through a straw. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) My god, a nymphomanic ey Bill. Well with the last ( bitch) she used to have sexual demands but i used to get headaches a lot so couldn't copulate that often. That wasn't the reason she turned to lesbianism though, i was a 7/10 i tell you ( i marked myself each time and calculated the average) so i would like a lass thats a once a week gal
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 20, 2017 20:32:16 GMT
Good god Bill, mind you after that Bitch Wendy, decieved me with been a sensible lass who was hetro , i will choose wisely next time My cousin is looking for a new boyfriend if you are interested Colin. She wore the last one out with her sexual demands and constant badgering to perform deviant acts upon him. I could introduce you if you like. She's not the best looking of women, but can putt a shot over 6 yards and suck a pea through a straw. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Billy, You've entered new lows, Pimping out family...
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 20, 2017 21:11:57 GMT
My cousin is looking for a new boyfriend if you are interested Colin. She wore the last one out with her sexual demands and constant badgering to perform deviant acts upon him. I could introduce you if you like. She's not the best looking of women, but can putt a shot over 6 yards and suck a pea through a straw. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Billy, You've entered new lows, Pimping out family... Not pimping Bath. She does it for free. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif)
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 20, 2017 21:19:38 GMT
My cousin is looking for a new boyfriend if you are interested Colin. She wore the last one out with her sexual demands and constant badgering to perform deviant acts upon him. I could introduce you if you like. She's not the best looking of women, but can putt a shot over 6 yards and suck a pea through a straw. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) My god, a nymphomanic ey Bill. Well with the last ( bitch) she used to have sexual demands but i used to get headaches a lot so couldn't copulate that often. That wasn't the reason she turned to lesbianism though, i was a 7/10 i tell you ( i marked myself each time and calculated the average) so i would like a lass thats a once a week gal I get headaches nowadays too Colin. I just take a couple of Paracetamol with my Viagra and it sort that out. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif)
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 18:02:23 GMT
My cousin is looking for a new boyfriend if you are interested Colin. She wore the last one out with her sexual demands and constant badgering to perform deviant acts upon him. I could introduce you if you like. She's not the best looking of women, but can putt a shot over 6 yards and suck a pea through a straw. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Billy, You've entered new lows, Pimping out family... Bill, do you know any sensible, intelligent and as abundance of common sense lass who needs a man who also has said things ( me)
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 18:06:54 GMT
My god, a nymphomanic ey Bill. Well with the last ( bitch) she used to have sexual demands but i used to get headaches a lot so couldn't copulate that often. That wasn't the reason she turned to lesbianism though, i was a 7/10 i tell you ( i marked myself each time and calculated the average) so i would like a lass thats a once a week gal I get headaches nowadays too Colin. I just take a couple of Paracetamol with my Viagra and it sort that out. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Good god. Your a rampant man Bill, i haven't had it off since Wendy told me Sharon is the one for her and i said to her " have you done it with her" ( obviously in a different way) she said " she' licked me out" ( disgusting) anyhow i feel like i may soon be ready to drive the train into a tunnel again ( if you know what i mean)
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Post by dexta on Aug 21, 2017 18:24:18 GMT
I get headaches nowadays too Colin. I just take a couple of Paracetamol with my Viagra and it sort that out. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Good god. Your a rampant man Bill, i haven't had it off since Wendy told me Sharon is the one for her and i said to her " have you done it with her" ( obviously in a different way) she said " she' licked me out" ( disgusting) anyhow i feel like i may soon be ready to drive the train into a tunnel again ( if you know what i mean) so you just been thomas tanking since then waggy lad
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 18:30:52 GMT
Good god. Your a rampant man Bill, i haven't had it off since Wendy told me Sharon is the one for her and i said to her " have you done it with her" ( obviously in a different way) she said " she' licked me out" ( disgusting) anyhow i feel like i may soon be ready to drive the train into a tunnel again ( if you know what i mean) so you just been thomas tanking since then waggy lad I would never reveal if i participate in that kind of thing.
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Post by dexta on Aug 21, 2017 18:34:00 GMT
so you just been thomas tanking since then waggy lad I would never reveal if i participate in that kind of thing. nowt wrong about having a thomas tank with the fat controller
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 19:01:53 GMT
I would never reveal if i participate in that kind of thing. nowt wrong about having a thomas tank with the fat controller If i did such a thing i wouldnt call it that. More like " time alone"
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 21, 2017 19:11:59 GMT
Billy, You've entered new lows, Pimping out family... Bill, do you know any sensible, intelligent and as abundance of common sense lass who needs a man who also has said things ( me) I do know of a woman (my cousin) who is in need of a man. If you can get past the lazy eye and ignore the fact that one leg is shorter than the other then you could be on to a winner. She likes a bit of the other ( if you know what I mean) and is not a fan of drinking from the furry cup ,so is not likely to be ' turned' by Sharon or Wendy. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif)
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 20:20:30 GMT
Bill, do you know any sensible, intelligent and as abundance of common sense lass who needs a man who also has said things ( me) I do know of a woman (my cousin) who is in need of a man. If you can get past the lazy eye and ignore the fact that one leg is shorter than the other then you could be on to a winner. She likes a bit of the other ( if you know what I mean) and is not a fan of drinking from the furry cup ,so is not likely to be ' turned' by Sharon or Wendy. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) As Father told me "Colin you can't be too choosy about the looks of a women. Just get in there" not sure what he means by get in there but i suppose i can see past the lazy eye. I could get her one high heel and one flat shoe to wear. I will let you know Bill , i will see if i can pull one night or in a supermarket
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 21, 2017 20:48:20 GMT
I do know of a woman (my cousin) who is in need of a man. If you can get past the lazy eye and ignore the fact that one leg is shorter than the other then you could be on to a winner. She likes a bit of the other ( if you know what I mean) and is not a fan of drinking from the furry cup ,so is not likely to be ' turned' by Sharon or Wendy. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) As Father told me "Colin you can't be too choosy about the looks of a women. Just get in there" not sure what he means by get in there but i suppose i can see past the lazy eye. I could get her one high heel and one flat shoe to wear. I will let you know Bill , i will see if i can pull one night or in a supermarket Good idea Colin. Try Fresh Produce, you might find someone fruity, or the Tropical foods aisle, you may find someone exotic. Maybe avoid the frozen goods department, you'll probably bump into my misses. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif)
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Post by chuffedstokie on Aug 21, 2017 20:52:05 GMT
Apparently if you accidentally on purpose bump trolleys down the baked beans aisle,apologise profusely and volunteer to help your victim/target off the floor like a true gentleman, making eye contact all the time,you can't go wrong. I remember reading about it in the papers. Many a romance has been sparked by a bean.
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Post by Waggy on Aug 21, 2017 20:58:59 GMT
As Father told me "Colin you can't be too choosy about the looks of a women. Just get in there" not sure what he means by get in there but i suppose i can see past the lazy eye. I could get her one high heel and one flat shoe to wear. I will let you know Bill , i will see if i can pull one night or in a supermarket Good idea Colin. Try Fresh Produce, you might find someone fruity, or the Tropical foods aisle, you may find someone exotic. Maybe avoid the frozen goods department, you'll probably bump into my misses. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) There was a lass on sunday in the fruit section , i nearly said nice melons but thought better of it
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 21, 2017 21:56:30 GMT
Good idea Colin. Try Fresh Produce, you might find someone fruity, or the Tropical foods aisle, you may find someone exotic. Maybe avoid the frozen goods department, you'll probably bump into my misses. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) There was a lass on sunday in the fruit section , i nearly said nice melons but thought better of it Or tell the lady in the bakers that you like her tasty baps?
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Post by Waggy on Aug 22, 2017 5:41:18 GMT
There was a lass on sunday in the fruit section , i nearly said nice melons but thought better of it Or tell the lady in the bakers that you like her tasty baps? I don't normally explicit innuendoes but i may start being a wee bit cheeky with the lasses
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Post by scfc147 on Aug 22, 2017 16:21:44 GMT
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