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Post by Northy on Jul 6, 2017 13:11:55 GMT
Just to refresh the memory lets get the Lily pics back out. Should give the lads a boost on Match Day. As long as Mackey get his face out of her arse, she's mine too flabby, no squats done there, and its on the same body as her gob. we need a picture of natalies bum from the gym, 2 rock solid glutes
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Jul 6, 2017 13:26:50 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 6, 2017 13:26:50 GMT
Should give the lads a boost on Match Day. As long as Mackey get his face out of her arse, she's mine too flabby, no squats done there, and its on the same body as her gob. we need a picture of natalies bum from the gym, 2 rock solid glutes Nah mate. Lily's a peach. It's nice to have a bit of 'give' in a ladies posterior.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 6, 2017 13:29:28 GMT
Should give the lads a boost on Match Day. As long as Mackey get his face out of her arse, she's mine too flabby, no squats done there, and its on the same body as her gob. we need a picture of natalies bum from the gym, 2 rock solid glutes Don't try and put me off with your words against her just so you can have a go you cheeky fucker
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Jul 6, 2017 13:56:06 GMT
Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 6, 2017 13:56:06 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread?
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 6, 2017 14:35:51 GMT
Important update. New Fifa ruling.
Any player scoring a 12 or more in the player ratings will be subjected to a drugs test. (Yellow Die). Roll a 6 and it's a drug test fail. Another roll to see how many matches banned for.
*Colin's mate Trevor will receive specialist training regarding the extraction and safe storage of the samples.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 6, 2017 15:01:31 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread? I'd be more worried about it popping rather than it doing any suffocating, there's more plastic in that arse than there is in Old Trafford.
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Jul 6, 2017 15:07:44 GMT
Post by chigstoke on Jul 6, 2017 15:07:44 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread? Good Lord above that must have it's own gravitational pull. I might also agree to putting her on the strangely attractive thread
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Jul 6, 2017 18:41:22 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 6, 2017 18:41:22 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 6, 2017 22:00:10 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. Good luck. You're still in the plans. Keep checking in with Colin's mate Trevor, he's in charge of your rehabilitation mate. Patience.
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Jul 7, 2017 0:41:09 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 0:41:09 GMT
I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough? I know a man who syringes Martin Clunes ears and a mate of mine used to clean out Anthea Turner's back passage, he could maybe get his hand on a Snowflake or two for the half time snacks. Exploiting the Norton/Longsdon Axis with Turner there, like yer style. Thinking of rustling up some old Tunstall Town Hall friday night connections to see if Bruno Brookes would be up for giving us an endorsement.
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Jul 7, 2017 1:31:11 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 1:31:11 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread? Park that thought. Give her a wedgie and move on GeneralF. There are far better roll models out there.
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Post by pearo on Jul 7, 2017 4:55:23 GMT
Training has been going very well this week, plenty more rowing and running. I've been following a strict diet regime too, low fat protein shakes for breakfast and lunch, no alcohol during the week. I did lapse on Tuesday when I had 72 hot dogs, made Wednesday's run a slog but all in all a positive week, can't wait for the friendlies to start
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Post by Northy on Jul 7, 2017 5:27:36 GMT
boy was it hot out training last night on a run, but you have to keep it up to stay A1 fit
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Post by harryburrows on Jul 7, 2017 5:38:58 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. Brave man , good luck with that mate
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Jul 7, 2017 5:44:18 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 7, 2017 5:44:18 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. Brave man , good luck with that mate Cheers. Steadily running out of my own body parts. As long as I avoid any powerful magnets it should be ok.
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Post by harryburrows on Jul 7, 2017 5:48:48 GMT
Brave man , good luck with that mate Cheers. Steadily running out of my own body parts. As long as I avoid any powerful magnets it should be ok. I see you are getting the cheaper mild steel option 😀
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Post by felonious on Jul 7, 2017 7:06:47 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. You see this is why you shouldn't be anywhere near the first team. This should have been done immediately pre-season.
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Post by felonious on Jul 7, 2017 7:11:17 GMT
Pre season training going well. Ran up, along and down a mountain range called The Roaches last night, far steeper than the hills in Austria where Pulis used to take his lightweights. Thought about calling in to see the coach on the way back for a team talk but got stuck in The Rock til about 10.30
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2017 9:55:08 GMT
I've just punched a hole in a door. Not happy about being dropped. Wifey not happy!
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 7, 2017 11:29:21 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread? Christ on a bike it's like two owd leather casey's in a sack
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 7, 2017 11:31:13 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. You're our Affelay. Good luck with the re-hab
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Jul 7, 2017 11:37:27 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 11:37:27 GMT
This week I have mostly been eating apricots.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 13:44:14 GMT
As part of this afternoon's final pre-travel training there'll be an 11 a side first XI v back up match, behind 'closed doors': Teams: Clubs Cheeesfreeex Felonious HarryBurrows Bathstoke TheVoid RogerJonesisgod Manmarking Mickmillslc {C} TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase BisphamPotter
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Hearts Samba Crapslinger Rat PrestwichPotter TrickyDicky Pearo BojanMackey {VC} Flashman Northy DJDuncanJ Oldstoke I'll report back with score, stats amd outcomes later.
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Jul 7, 2017 14:27:51 GMT
Post by pearo on Jul 7, 2017 14:27:51 GMT
As part of this afternoon's final pre-travel training there'll be an 11 a side first XI v back up match, behind 'closed doors': Teams: Clubs Cheeesfreeex Felonious HarryBurrows Bathstoke TheVoid RogerJonesisgod Manmarking Mickmillslc {C} TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase BisphamPotter
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Hearts Samba Crapslinger Rat PrestwichPotter TrickyDicky Pearo BojanMackey {VC} Flashman Northy DJDuncanJ Oldstoke I'll report back with score, stats amd outcomes later. Looking good for a back up team victory, not sure too many of the first XI have trained like us, also if Bojan puts in a mercurial performance we can beat anyone.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2017 14:33:11 GMT
I've gone from one extreme to the other, I think burying my face in Nicki Minaj's ass might actually suffocate me... .. maybe this should be on the women I'm strangely attracted to thread? That should be on a thread entitled "Women you might get asphyxiated by" Under a sub heading of "Fart and give me a clue"
We used to call it a fat arse in my day.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 7, 2017 14:50:10 GMT
boy was it hot out training last night on a run, but you have to keep it up to stay A1 fit 😵💤
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 7, 2017 16:00:19 GMT
I'm out of the frame. Going in to have second hip job mid August. Even dressing up is out of the question. Spectating only for a while. You're our Affelay. Good luck with the re-hab If all goes to plan and the surgeon comes up with the goods again I'll be abseiling down everest mid October.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2017 17:44:55 GMT
You're our Affelay. Good luck with the re-hab If all goes to plan and the surgeon comes up with the goods again I'll be abseiling down everest mid October. I was hoping for Blurton Bank tbh^ now I've got the Huskies Terriers to pull me up. I hold on to the Mrs going down (If I fall at least I have a couple of soft things to fall on).
I thought about Everest but went with Safestyle UK .
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 17:46:02 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday."
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Jul 7, 2017 18:41:34 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 7, 2017 18:41:34 GMT
MrsBath's mates coming over from that there London with her Palistinian boyfriend. I'm doing BBQ & have been told not to do him pork, although he smokes & drinks like a fish! Anyway, I hope my getting right on it the night before a match won't impinge on my selection 🍗🍔🍺🍾🍸🍷🥃
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