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Jul 7, 2017 19:04:39 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 19:04:39 GMT
MrsBath's mates coming over from that there London with her Palistinian boyfriend. I'm doing BBQ & have been told not to do him pork, although he smokes & drinks like a fish! Anyway, I hope my getting right on it the night before a match won't impinge on my selection πππΊπΎπΈπ·π₯ Not that you deserve a day off after today's showing but there's no game now until monday. Appropriately we're having a sabbat or whatever. Watch yersen and don't go fighting with Mrs Bath's Palestinian boyfriend.
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Jul 7, 2017 19:47:17 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jul 7, 2017 19:47:17 GMT
Think there may be a compromise here. I'll suggest that the GeneralF switches target, to Lily Allen for example. As for you I think playing in a Tag for the first games of the season may serve as a reminder of yr responsibilities and provide focus. I'll mull it over, cooling off time. If the press get hold of this then I hope Deano's got a positive spin ready to go. Something along the lines of a mix up of meds etc. Just to refresh the memory lets get the Lily pics back out. She's probably smuggled a few in from Calais up that ass π
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Jul 7, 2017 20:45:40 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 7, 2017 20:45:40 GMT
Just to refresh the memory lets get the Lily pics back out. She's probably smuggled a few in from Calais up that ass π I could support that even with a new hip. Possibly!.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2017 21:38:52 GMT
She's probably smuggled a few in from Calais up that ass π I could support that even with a new hip. Possibly!. At least until she opens her mouth anyway !
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 7, 2017 22:10:39 GMT
The Lily dissing is just a distraction. Focus. Pack tomorrow. Fly sunday. Important 'friendly' in Switzerland monday. Cuckooclockland and that. Ktf.
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Jul 8, 2017 3:31:42 GMT
Post by djduncanjames on Jul 8, 2017 3:31:42 GMT
Been pondering the new season and thinking about the line up. Put mesen in nets. It's a 3-4-3. Got Manmarking as a tenacious midfielder, Bish as the clinical centre forward and Mary inside front left.. Positions up for grabs if yer fancy yerself, or consider yourself a master tacticion {sic}. Cheees Felonious HarryBurrows Flashman DjDuncanj Rogerjones Manmarking MickMillsLC Skankmonkey Bishp MaryMungo I'm happy to be benched, but we need a captain. Give us yer skills, or excuses. Chin Chin GET IN ~! I love this i need time to read all this fucking hell I got MOMO Onlooker OldStoke Cheesy Entropy92 StatesideStokie Paul Spencer MrMeseeks DjDUncanJames Humphreypicklewilly BayernMoancake
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Jul 8, 2017 6:20:19 GMT
Post by Northy on Jul 8, 2017 6:20:19 GMT
The Lily dissing is just a distraction. Focus. Pack tomorrow. Fly sunday. Important 'friendly' in Switzerland monday. Cuckooclockland and that. Ktf. afternoon flight after training? Hopefully practicing my ball control later today
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 8, 2017 6:28:29 GMT
The Lily dissing is just a distraction. Focus. Pack tomorrow. Fly sunday. Important 'friendly' in Switzerland monday. Cuckooclockland and that. Ktf. afternoon flight after training? Hopefuly practicing my ball control later today If you can stand on your balls like our Egyptian friend I'll get out of hospital early. βΊ
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Post by manmarking on Jul 8, 2017 8:07:04 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." "Yeah, I mean, it's always nice to get on the scoresheet. And netting a brace from holding midfield is obviously one of those things I'll remember for a long time "At the end of the day, the gaffer's signed me to go out there and do a job - that's what I'm here to do, and that's what I've done today. "I'm really pleased with my performance but it's not just about me. It's a team game and everyone's worked really hard today. Especially our skipper millsy, who's played an absolute blinder. "We're all looking forward to the next match, and we're all confident of a win "In terms of those rumours (Ed: regarding flashman leaving EEFC), I couldn't possibly say. You'd have to ask either him or his agent. I just take each match as it comes. Flashy is a top, top player and a great character to have in the dressing room. Obviously we all hope he stays at the football club "
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Jul 8, 2017 11:40:48 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 8, 2017 11:40:48 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." I understand I'm needed, but two of me on one team is asking rather a lot.
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Jul 8, 2017 14:43:19 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 14:43:19 GMT
The Lily dissing is just a distraction. Focus. Pack tomorrow. Fly sunday. Important 'friendly' in Switzerland monday. Cuckooclockland and that. Ktf. afternoon flight after training? Hopefully practicing my ball control later today love your enthusiasm mate but take a couple of days off. A steady 6 rating ain't too shabby for the first outing.
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Jul 8, 2017 14:45:13 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 14:45:13 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." "Yeah, I mean, it's always nice to get on the scoresheet. And netting a brace from holding midfield is obviously one of those things I'll remember for a long time "At the end of the day, the gaffer's signed me to go out there and do a job - that's what I'm here to do, and that's what I've done today. "I'm really pleased with my performance but it's not just about me. It's a team game and everyone's worked really hard today. Especially our skipper millsy, who's played an absolute blinder. "We're all looking forward to the next match, and we're all confident of a win "In terms of those rumours (Ed: regarding flashman leaving EEFC), I couldn't possibly say. You'd have to ask either him or his agent. I just take each match as it comes. Flashy is a top, top player and a great character to have in the dressing room. Obviously we all hope he stays at the football club " Tremendous work Manmarking. Bravo.
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Jul 8, 2017 14:51:48 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 14:51:48 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." I understand I'm needed, but two of me on one team is asking rather a lot. A rating of 11.5 and two goals is a phenomenal performance, as manmarking points out it's a team/squad game, early days but a great start to start bursting into the first XI. Don't get ahead of yourself BJ.
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Jul 8, 2017 14:56:27 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 14:56:27 GMT
Been pondering the new season and thinking about the line up. Put mesen in nets. It's a 3-4-3. Got Manmarking as a tenacious midfielder, Bish as the clinical centre forward and Mary inside front left.. Positions up for grabs if yer fancy yerself, or consider yourself a master tacticion {sic}. Cheees Felonious HarryBurrows Flashman DjDuncanj Rogerjones Manmarking MickMillsLC Skankmonkey Bishp MaryMungo I'm happy to be benched, but we need a captain. Give us yer skills, or excuses. Chin Chin GET IN ~! I love this i need time to read all this fucking hell I got MOMO Onlooker OldStoke Cheesy Entropy92 StatesideStokie Paul Spencer MrMeseeks DjDUncanJames Humphreypicklewilly BayernMoancake Welcome aboard DJ. You need to catch up, moved on from that original line up, got a 22 man squad (sort of) now. You rated an 8 and scored on your debut in yesterdays training match. Goood lad.
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Jul 8, 2017 15:24:54 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 8, 2017 15:24:54 GMT
I understand I'm needed, but two of me on one team is asking rather a lot. A rating of 11.5 and two goals is a phenomenal performance, as manmarking points out it's a team/squad game, early days but a great start to start bursting into the first XI. Don't get ahead of yourself BJ. Oh shit it's the goalscorers I thought it was the teamsheet, forgive me I'm hideously hungover.
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Jul 8, 2017 15:31:43 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 15:31:43 GMT
A rating of 11.5 and two goals is a phenomenal performance, as manmarking points out it's a team/squad game, early days but a great start to start bursting into the first XI. Don't get ahead of yourself BJ. Oh shit it's the goalscorers I thought it was the teamsheet, forgive me I'm hideously hungover. Mmmmmm... as I said a performance rating of 11.5 in a Prem game would raise the eyebrows.of the Drug Testers. Sort yourself out for the flight man. :-)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 15:44:54 GMT
Been pondering the new season and thinking about the line up. Put mesen in nets. It's a 3-4-3. Got Manmarking as a tenacious midfielder, Bish as the clinical centre forward and Mary inside front left.. Positions up for grabs if yer fancy yerself, or consider yourself a master tacticion {sic}. Cheees Felonious HarryBurrows Flashman DjDuncanj Rogerjones Manmarking MickMillsLC Skankmonkey Bishp MaryMungo I'm happy to be benched, but we need a captain. Give us yer skills, or excuses. Chin Chin GET IN ~! I love this i need time to read all this fucking hell I got MOMO Onlooker OldStoke Cheesy Entropy92 StatesideStokie Paul Spencer MrMeseeks DjDUncanJames Humphreypicklewilly BayernMoancake Bloody right back?
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Jul 8, 2017 16:37:08 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 16:37:08 GMT
GET IN ~! I love this i need time to read all this fucking hell I got MOMO Onlooker OldStoke Cheesy Entropy92 StatesideStokie Paul Spencer MrMeseeks DjDUncanJames Humphreypicklewilly BayernMoancake Bloody right back? DJDJ's gone in feet first there. What's yer preferred slot onlooker?
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Jul 8, 2017 16:41:57 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 16:41:57 GMT
DJDJ's gone in feet first there. What's yer preferred slot onlooker? Chalk on your boots right winger.
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Jul 8, 2017 16:58:18 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 16:58:18 GMT
DJDJ's gone in feet first there. What's yer preferred slot onlooker? Chalk on your boots right winger. Interesting. Certainly something to ponder if considering a 442. Currently planning on sticking with a variant of the 343 during the preseason friendlies, though undoubtedly service to the strikers seemed an issue in the training match. The right hand side of the first XI is fairly strong, though we need to find better ways of bringing maninasuicase's height into play. Looking for some flexibility and adaptability in the squad... do you do wingback, and have you got a passport?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 17:30:15 GMT
Chalk on your boots right winger. Interesting. Certainly something to ponder if considering a 442. Currently planning on sticking with a variant of the 343 during the preseason friendlies, though undoubtedly service to the strikers seemed an issue in the training match. The right hand side of the first XI is fairly strong, though we need to find better ways of bringing maninasuicase's height into play. Looking for some flexibility and adaptability in the squad... do you do wingback, and have you got a passport? Too idle for wingback. I'll carry the medic bag until the coach sees sense and reverts back to wingers... ;D
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Post by Miles Offside on Jul 8, 2017 18:08:23 GMT
I'd play if anybody could explain the offside rule to me.
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Jul 8, 2017 18:37:00 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 8, 2017 18:37:00 GMT
I'd play if anybody could explain the offside rule to me. Thanks Miles Offside Common sense will eventually prevail and offside will be done away with as in hockey. It works a treat but I don't think the game is ready for it yet.
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Post by Miles Offside on Jul 8, 2017 18:44:40 GMT
I'd play if anybody could explain the offside rule to me. Thanks Miles Offside Common sense will eventually prevail and offside will be done away with as in hockey. It works a treat but I don't think the game is ready for it yet. Interesting thought. We could tell Crouch never to leave the opposition's penalty area and just lump it at his head, rather than lumping at his head when he's 10 yards past the halfway line.
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Jul 8, 2017 18:50:31 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 18:50:31 GMT
Anyone caught offside in this game gets benched. Immediately.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 8, 2017 18:53:39 GMT
I'd play if anybody could explain the offside rule to me. Thanks Miles Offside If the ball comes over your shoulder, slightly bouncing off a team mate & you catch it, just chuck it on the floor & hold your hands in the air & it'll be given as an accidental offside & the opposition wont get a penalty
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Jul 8, 2017 18:58:05 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 8, 2017 18:58:05 GMT
Common sense will eventually prevail and offside will be done away with as in hockey. It works a treat but I don't think the game is ready for it yet. Interesting thought. We could tell Crouch never to leave the opposition's penalty area and just lump it at his head, rather than lumping at his head when he's 10 yards past the halfway line. It's a radical concept i know but having your centre forward chatting to their keeper for half the game never happens. As for Crouch.
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Post by pearo on Jul 8, 2017 19:03:48 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." Sorry about the lack lustre performance boss but I think the 72 hot dogs from Tuesday are still playing havoc with me. When we get to the Alps I'll stick to the schnitzel and muesli.My bag is packed and I've put some extra gaviscon and immodium in just for emergencies.Have you decided who is rooming with who yet? A few of the lads say they are happy to share with Trevor, can't see the appeal myself.
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Jul 8, 2017 20:03:24 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 8, 2017 20:03:24 GMT
Played in what was described as 'far too competitive a spirit', the oppressively muggy conditions were hopefully miles away from the rarified atmosphere of the Alps. Nevertheless a valuable exercise which augers well for the summer campaign. Everyone completed the game, no one injured nor sent to the dressing room. Threw up some interesting conundrums. Whilst the following events may stretch credulity, it is what happened with the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice and the turn of the cards. EEFC Clubs 6 v 6 Hearts Scorers ClubsManmarking HarryBurrows MickMillslc {c} TheDrunkenCommunist Manmarking Cheeesfreeex HeartsO.g Felonious BojanMackey {vc} Crapslinger Pearo DJDJ BojanMackey Players get a +1 rating for each goal except Felonious who gets a -1 for the o.g. {In high scoring games the King of Spades is inserted into the playing suit to represent an own goal. Shuffle of the pack to name the scorer.} Player ratings Cheees {7} Felonious {7.5} HarryBurrows {8} Bathstoke {2.5} TheVoid {7.5} RogerJones {6} Manmarking {8} MickMillslc{c} {10.5} The Drunken Communist {7} Maninasuitcase {7} Bisphampotter {3.5}
Samba {6.5} Crapslinger {4} Rat {8.5} Prestwichpotter {6.5} TrickyDicky {4} Pearo {3.5} BojanMackey{vc} {11.5} Flashman {1.5} Northy {6} DJDJ {8.5} Oldstoke {8} An engrossing goalfest with Felonious's opening own goal salvo which looped and left me stranded, I made amends by scoring the closer, and equalizer, with a mazy run from deep {no doubt.} Mickmills and BojanMackey both responded well to their added responsibilities with goals and sound performances {in proper competition BM's 11.5 performance would put him on the threshold of a drugs test}.Unfortunately Bathstoke didn't react too well to playing in the bailTag, hopefully get that lifted by sunday. Despite the o.g there were solid performances throughout the first XI right hand side, holes all over the show in the back up line up despite their protestations re fitness. Despite fine ratings from the majority of the forwards, as if to mirror real life, they're just not scoring enough goals. An area of concern going forward. Not wishing to name names at this early stage but Bisph, Pearo and Flashman need to pull their socks up, and Bath perhaps needs to roll his down. Nevertheless an engrossing exercise, no one got hurt, plenty of competition in the squad and stuff to mull over. The players left for a day of rest with the words of the manager ringing in their ears: "Chill the fuck out and don't forget yr passports. We fly on sunday." Sorry about the lack lustre performance boss but I think the 72 hot dogs from Tuesday are still playing havoc with me. When we get to the Alps I'll stick to the schnitzel and muesli.My bag is packed and I've put some extra gaviscon and immodium in just for emergencies.Have you decided who is rooming with who yet? A few of the lads say they are happy to share with Trevor, can't see the appeal myself. I have no concerns whatsoever about your football Pearo. Not quite on yer game but you scored so that's ok. Slight concerns about balancing the plane, don't pack too much. The room share is a brilliant idea. Not sure I can get me head around the pairings. I was thinking a big dorm with bunk beds.
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Post by pearo on Jul 8, 2017 20:20:58 GMT
Sorry about the lack lustre performance boss but I think the 72 hot dogs from Tuesday are still playing havoc with me. When we get to the Alps I'll stick to the schnitzel and muesli.My bag is packed and I've put some extra gaviscon and immodium in just for emergencies.Have you decided who is rooming with who yet? A few of the lads say they are happy to share with Trevor, can't see the appeal myself. I have no concerns whatsoever about your football Pearo. Not quite on yer game but you scored so that's ok. Slight concerns about balancing the plane, don't pack too much. The room share is a brilliant idea. Not sure I can get me head around the pairings. I was thinking a big dorm with bunk beds. Gaffer, we need to be as professional as possible about this, surely there must be some kind of Tyrollean Premier Inn we could stay at. Why don't you ask the lads who they want to share with. I'm happy to share with Bojan as I see us as the Potteries version of Messi and Suarez.
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