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Post by pearo on Jul 4, 2017 20:23:20 GMT
We need a celebrity fan or two I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough? I know a man who syringes Martin Clunes ears and a mate of mine used to clean out Anthea Turner's back passage, he could maybe get his hand on a Snowflake or two for the half time snacks.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:30:27 GMT
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Post by felonious on Jul 4, 2017 20:30:27 GMT
Might be easier to put another 7 and a half stone on and go in goals mate. Thou shalt not pass..... Please! Go in goal, that's only one step away from becoming a rugby player, you know the ones who don't have enough skill or vision to pass forwards or use both feet. I've been wondering why Cheesy has put himself in goal
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 4, 2017 20:31:58 GMT
We need a celebrity fan or two I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough? We need an old GDB legend on board, Helen Flanagan.
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Post by felonious on Jul 4, 2017 20:39:24 GMT
I've been starting to build the tough miles up off road which will culminate in Thursdays' run up the Roaches in a thunderstorm by the looks of the forecast. That's the physical conditioning sorted for the mental conditioning I'm focussing on a clipping from the Evening Sentinel that I dug out from many many many a few years ago when I executed a superb hatrick on a mudbath in Pooldam
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Post by pearo on Jul 4, 2017 20:43:55 GMT
I've been starting to build the tough miles up off road which will culminate in Thursdays' run up the Roaches in a thunderstorm by the looks of the forecast. That's the physical conditioning sorted for the mental conditioning I'm focussing on a clipping from the Evening Sentinel that I dug out from many many many a few years ago when I executed a superb hatrick on a mudbath in Pooldam Was it a pre season friendly?
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Post by harryburrows on Jul 4, 2017 20:44:55 GMT
I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough? We need an old GDB legend on board, Helen Flanagan. What about Delores ?
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Jul 4, 2017 20:50:15 GMT
Post by felonious on Jul 4, 2017 20:50:15 GMT
I've been starting to build the tough miles up off road which will culminate in Thursdays' run up the Roaches in a thunderstorm by the looks of the forecast. That's the physical conditioning sorted for the mental conditioning I'm focussing on a clipping from the Evening Sentinel that I dug out from many many many a few years ago when I executed a superb hatrick on a mudbath in Pooldam Was it a pre season friendly? The days of the old Newcastle league.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:51:21 GMT
Post by felonious on Jul 4, 2017 20:51:21 GMT
We need an old GDB legend on board, Helen Flanagan. What about Delores ? She can bring the burgers oranges round at half time.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 20:54:03 GMT
Please! Go in goal, that's only one step away from becoming a rugby player, you know the ones who don't have enough skill or vision to pass forwards or use both feet. I've been wondering why Cheesy has put himself in goal I chose nets as a magnanimous gesture to get the ball rolling. And because I thought I might be able to get away with the odd cheeky fag. I'll have you know I'm svelt, though undoubtedly short of conditioning. I've committed to eat a bit more fruit. Plenty of experience of rush keeper which I feel confident I can transfer to the newfangled sweeper keeper thing. My position was left back/left wing.. Adam wand.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 4, 2017 21:14:18 GMT
I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough? We need an old GDB legend on board, Helen Flanagan. As part of the backroom staff I'll take it upon myself to hang outside her house purely to say hello and see if she would want to come along and watch a game. Not on the off chance of seeing her naked, of course. Just doing my bit for the club.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:56:13 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 4, 2017 21:56:13 GMT
We need an old GDB legend on board, Helen Flanagan. What about Delores ? Good call. Real poster girl material and sets the standard.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 22:01:33 GMT
Quite like the 'Putting the World to Rights' motto on the front of the shirt mock up. Couldn't resist a google Latin translation.
ut iura, mundum subjiciat
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Jul 5, 2017 6:48:22 GMT
Post by felonious on Jul 5, 2017 6:48:22 GMT
Good call. Real poster girl material and sets the standard. On that subject there must be some benefit in approaching Ihaveadream and Murphthesurf to muster up some half time entertainment in tribute to the City Slappers with our resident DJ providing the music.
Ange to organise the supporters council and of double up with the dancing.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jul 5, 2017 8:13:15 GMT
Mackey is tearing up as we speak, as was I to get an honorable mention. Great, surreal and may I(and James Beam)say, kinda beautiful thread. Cheeers... it's real. Still unsure about the commitment and staying power of some of the squad, so please don't rule yourself out at this early stage Trick. Hoping the recruitment team will step up and provide some options, but no panic just yet. What's your position? Right wing back. A cross between Paul Breitner and Mark Chamberlain. That good. But Rog and The Void might have that position nailed on!
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 5, 2017 9:34:58 GMT
Sweet. 5 - 2 is a tidy score. Plenty of good performances and the first ever goal for EEFC coming from the Gaffer. Fairytale stuff lads. Onward's and upward's Appreciate your backing Rog, rest assured it's what actually happened in the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice. Similarly I'm disappointed you didn't make Captain {and the extra protection that position brings}. It's unfortunate that the squad have a tenuous grasp of the democratic process, but nevertheless I've done the adding up. The folk have spoke. Time's Up. Congratulations... Mickmills Captain. BojanMackey Vice Capt.Democracy has spoken Boss. Me voting for Captain Mick helped him to the armband and I'm happy with that. It's a team game or even a squad game over the season.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 5, 2017 10:02:27 GMT
I've just give me owd boots a clean, plain black of course, non of that fancy dan, prima donna bright pink boots for me! I reckon we should all have shaved heads aswell (Not as that's a problem for me!) so we can put the fear of God up the oppo before we've even kicked off like the old triumvirate of Wilko, Dicko & Shawcross used to!
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 5, 2017 10:31:46 GMT
Good call. Real poster girl material and sets the standard. On that subject there must be some benefit in approaching Ihaveadream and Murphthesurf to muster up some half time entertainment in tribute to the City Slappers with our resident DJ providing the music.
Ange to organise the supporters council and of double up with the dancing.
Sexist. I was thinking of approaching Murph for back up Ace striker, having some difficulties organising work permits etc for our Transatlantic back up strike pairing. I fear a potential 'Agudelo' scenario unfolding re DJDJ. Trying to keep the squad manoeuverings as hush hush as poss, protect the playing staff from too much disruption. First XI is fairly settled, this window will be all about strengthening the squad. Can see some personnel changes before monday, the curtain raising friendly.
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Jul 5, 2017 11:41:34 GMT
Post by felonious on Jul 5, 2017 11:41:34 GMT
On that subject there must be some benefit in approaching Ihaveadream and Murphthesurf to muster up some half time entertainment in tribute to the City Slappers with our resident DJ providing the music.
Ange to organise the supporters council and of double up with the dancing.
Sexist. I was thinking of approaching Murph for back up Ace striker, having some difficulties organising work permits etc for our Transatlantic back up strike pairing. I fear a potential 'Agudelo' scenario unfolding re DJDJ. Trying to keep the squad manoeuverings as hush hush as poss, protect the playing staff from too much disruption. First XI is fairly settled, this window will be all about strengthening the squad. Can see some personnel changes before monday, the curtain raising friendly.Don't think they're the sort who need you or anyone else looking after them
Who are we playing, Portly Vale?
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 5, 2017 12:20:29 GMT
Spending my first day hanging out the back of Helen Flanagan, she's not being very receptive to my advances so far but hopefully will have some more positive news for you all later on. Taking my role at the club seriously, as ever.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 5, 2017 12:36:04 GMT
Just got myself arrested in a drunken twos up misunderstanding with Helen Flanagan & the General. Anyway Cheesy, is there any chance of coming down the station to get the General to drop the charges!?!
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Post by pearo on Jul 5, 2017 13:11:55 GMT
Just got myself arrested in a drunken twos up misunderstanding with Helen Flanagan & the General. Anyway Cheesy, is there any chance of coming down the station to get the General to drop the charges!?! Anymore behaviour like that and Cheesy may sell you to Sheffield United.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 5, 2017 13:20:54 GMT
Sexist. I was thinking of approaching Murph for back up Ace striker, having some difficulties organising work permits etc for our Transatlantic back up strike pairing. I fear a potential 'Agudelo' scenario unfolding re DJDJ. Trying to keep the squad manoeuverings as hush hush as poss, protect the playing staff from too much disruption. First XI is fairly settled, this window will be all about strengthening the squad. Can see some personnel changes before monday, the curtain raising friendly.Don't think they're the sort who need you or anyone else looking after them
Who are we playing, Portly Vale?
I thought I'd lay down me cape. We're playing Xanadu of France. Do keep up mate. ;-?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2017 13:33:25 GMT
Fuck all of note to report so far. Keeping my eye on John Percy's Twitter for my reports rather than lurking around the conifers at the training ground.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 5, 2017 13:41:02 GMT
Don't think they're the sort who need you or anyone else looking after them
Who are we playing, Portly Vale?
I thought I'd lay down me cape. We're playing Xanadu of France. Do keep up mate. ;-? Xanadu. Are we playing in the pleasure dome? ;-)
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Jul 5, 2017 14:06:21 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 5, 2017 14:06:21 GMT
Just got myself arrested in a drunken twos up misunderstanding with Helen Flanagan & the General. Anyway Cheesy, is there any chance of coming down the station to get the General to drop the charges!?! Think there may be a compromise here. I'll suggest that the GeneralF switches target, to Lily Allen for example. As for you I think playing in a Tag for the first games of the season may serve as a reminder of yr responsibilities and provide focus. I'll mull it over, cooling off time. If the press get hold of this then I hope Deano's got a positive spin ready to go. Something along the lines of a mix up of meds etc. Oh yes and let's have no more talk of Sheff Utd.
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Post by bringmesunshine on Jul 6, 2017 8:11:16 GMT
Just got myself arrested in a drunken twos up misunderstanding with Helen Flanagan & the General. Anyway Cheesy, is there any chance of coming down the station to get the General to drop the charges!?! Think there may be a compromise here. I'll suggest that the GeneralF switches target, to Lily Allen for example. As for you I think playing in a Tag for the first games of the season may serve as a reminder of yr responsibilities and provide focus. I'll mull it over, cooling off time. If the press get hold of this then I hope Deano's got a positive spin ready to go. Something along the lines of a mix up of meds etc. Just to refresh the memory lets get the Lily pics back out.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 6, 2017 8:13:31 GMT
Think there may be a compromise here. I'll suggest that the GeneralF switches target, to Lily Allen for example. As for you I think playing in a Tag for the first games of the season may serve as a reminder of yr responsibilities and provide focus. I'll mull it over, cooling off time. If the press get hold of this then I hope Deano's got a positive spin ready to go. Something along the lines of a mix up of meds etc. Just to refresh the memory lets get Lily pics back out. I'd bury my face so far in that arse my jaw would erode.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 6, 2017 8:20:03 GMT
Just to refresh the memory lets get Lily pics back out. I'd bury my face so far in that arse my jaw would erode. Unfortunately you'll have to wait in line, my responsibilities with the club dictate that I am "the chose one" when it comes to burying ones face in the rear of Lily Allen. I have decided to take up the opportunity as Helen decided to take out a restraining order on me, temporarily I hope, as I wish to get back to work with her.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 6, 2017 9:35:38 GMT
Think there may be a compromise here. I'll suggest that the GeneralF switches target, to Lily Allen for example. As for you I think playing in a Tag for the first games of the season may serve as a reminder of yr responsibilities and provide focus. I'll mull it over, cooling off time. If the press get hold of this then I hope Deano's got a positive spin ready to go. Something along the lines of a mix up of meds etc. Just to refresh the memory lets get the Lily pics back out. Should give the lads a boost on Match Day. As long as Mackey get his face out of her arse, she's mine
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Jul 6, 2017 11:34:21 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 6, 2017 11:34:21 GMT
I've just give me owd boots a clean, plain black of course, non of that fancy dan, prima donna bright pink boots for me! I reckon we should all have shaved heads aswell (Not as that's a problem for me!) so we can put the fear of God up the oppo before we've even kicked off like the old triumvirate of Wilko, Dicko & Shawcross used to! Not convinced by the idea of shaved heads, me mullets took a lot of nurturing. I'll have a go at dying it see-through or skin tone. Like the idea of 'Skinhead Moonstomp' as our theme though.
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