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Post by bathstoke on Apr 22, 2017 6:34:05 GMT
Let’s play a game: Coalition Dream Team  I'll make a start; PM: Jezza probs a nice two-faced bloke (deluded college mouthpiece) gets in another couple of years wasting public money for lots of sound-bites, little action, a big fat pension, union blow-backs and completes his destruction of the Labour party Chancellor: Krankie (oil prices will pick up soon surely and no-ones really interested in leaving the UK) builds a tunnel under the north sea to keep hidden EU agenda under wraps but exposed when Bratwurst replaces haggis as new year feast. Diane (you’re all racist) saggy tits as Home Secretary - makes progress underpinning her breasts but proves little else other than being a cunt is nothing to do with race Tim @dim.com (got to save those £7ph jobs) as Secretary of State for exiting the EU brings shame on the Tories (UKIP) exposing the truth about the EU Emily (I’ll get down to a size 22) Thornbury as Secretary for health admits Jezza's dream like her lunch can't be afforded Caroline “ban the bomb, save the lentil ” Defence Secretary lights a jostic, sings cumbi-ya, smoking and talking herbal cabbage while the world burns and we face it with sharpened celery. Oh the joys.... Lets play another game. The Torys mangage to scrape enough disaffected votes to hodge-posher together a government. The neurotic Chicken May hides in her coup for as long she can, dithering over whether it's the leather trousers, the pudding bowel hair-do, are her legs better than Crankies & does she need to call another election/referendum/a friend to make the decision for her... Yadder, Yadder, Yadder... |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 9:25:15 GMT
Momo, has Benji ghost written that for you mate? If so, what does he charge? Amended! In short, if Corbyn is such a bunglecunt what is the cynical May's problem with taking him on? This wont go away. The TV debates have always produced more heat than light imo . The repetition of tedious sound bites makes the whole exercise meaningless and predictable |
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Post by boothenender on Apr 22, 2017 9:37:16 GMT
Tory's are 1/6 to win at William Hill.
Chuck a grand on em.
Not my fave party but easy money.
We need Nigel back to stir things up a bit.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Apr 22, 2017 9:44:23 GMT
Let’s play a game: Coalition Dream Team I'll make a start; PM: Jezza probs a nice two-faced bloke (deluded college mouthpiece) gets in another couple of years wasting public money for lots of sound-bites, little action, a big fat pension, union blow-backs and completes his destruction of the Labour party Chancellor: Krankie (oil prices will pick up soon surely and no-ones really interested in leaving the UK) builds a tunnel under the north sea to keep hidden EU agenda under wraps but exposed when Bratwurst replaces haggis as new year feast. Diane (you’re all racist) saggy tits as Home Secretary - makes progress underpinning her breasts but proves little else other than being a cunt is nothing to do with race Tim @dim.com (got to save those £7ph jobs) as Secretary of State for exiting the EU brings shame on the Tories (UKIP) exposing the truth about the EU Emily (I’ll get down to a size 22) Thornbury as Secretary for health admits Jezza's dream like her lunch can't be afforded Caroline “ban the bomb, save the lentil ” Defence Secretary lights a jostic, sings cumbi-ya, smoking and talking herbal cabbage while the world burns and we face it with sharpened celery. Oh the joys.... A nightmare scenario,.....thank god it couldn't happen ....could it ?  Well not really as Sturgeon is not standing in this election. Some people should really do their research rather than trotting out racist and sexist far right wing Daily Mail filth as fact. |
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Post by Gods on Apr 22, 2017 9:47:46 GMT
Tory's are 1/6 to win at William Hill. Chuck a grand on em. Not my fave party but easy money. We need Nigel back to stir things up a bit. What exactly is 'Nigel' going to do? His party is tracking in the polls at single digits even below the LibDems and his personal electoral record reads 'played 7/lost 7'. For sure he can whip up a fear of foreigners like no one else but I'm not sure we need that right now. |
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Apr 22, 2017 9:59:39 GMT
A nightmare scenario,.....thank god it couldn't happen ....could it ? Well not really as Sturgeon is not standing in this election. Some people should really do their research rather than trotting out racist and sexist far right wing Daily Mail filth as fact. Sturgeon not standing? |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Apr 22, 2017 10:02:13 GMT
Well not really as Sturgeon is not standing in this election. Some people should really do their research rather than trotting out racist and sexist far right wing Daily Mail filth as fact. Sturgeon not standing? What seat for the UK parliament is she standing for? Fuck me, it's ever likely we're in the state we're in, the Tories and the right wing media don't even have to try any more to scare and brainwash folk. |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 10:05:45 GMT
Corbyn is advertising for prospective MP,s on twitter |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 22, 2017 10:07:23 GMT
What seat for the UK parliament is she standing for? She's an MSP However in any coalition that gob shite salmon would want a seat at the table. Personally I think the SNP may lose seats. An easy prediction given their success last time but I don't think the Scottish have the appetite for an other independence battle plus the lib dems and tories are a bit resurgent up there |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 22, 2017 10:08:07 GMT
Corbyn is advertising for prospective MP,s on twitter He means Definate losing candidates He needs to know that likes and retweets do not mean votes |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 10:09:28 GMT
What seat for the UK parliament is she standing for? She's an MSP However in any coalition that gob shite salmon would pant a seat at the table. Personally I think the SNP may lose seats. An easy prediction given their success last time but I don't think the Scottish have the appetite for an other independence battle plus the lib dems and tories are a bit resurgent up there I agree with you AL , I think Ruth Davidson is doing great work , she is one to watch |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Apr 22, 2017 10:09:34 GMT
What seat for the UK parliament is she standing for? She's an MSP I know. However the Daily Mail rentagobs on here seem to think she could sit in the Cabinet. Thick as two short planks. |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 10:11:29 GMT
Let’s play a game: Coalition Dream Team I'll make a start; PM: Jezza probs a nice two-faced bloke (deluded college mouthpiece) gets in another couple of years wasting public money for lots of sound-bites, little action, a big fat pension, union blow-backs and completes his destruction of the Labour party Chancellor: Krankie (oil prices will pick up soon surely and no-ones really interested in leaving the UK) builds a tunnel under the north sea to keep hidden EU agenda under wraps but exposed when Bratwurst replaces haggis as new year feast. Diane (you’re all racist) saggy tits as Home Secretary - makes progress underpinning her breasts but proves little else other than being a cunt is nothing to do with race Tim @dim.com (got to save those £7ph jobs) as Secretary of State for exiting the EU brings shame on the Tories (UKIP) exposing the truth about the EU Emily (I’ll get down to a size 22) Thornbury as Secretary for health admits Jezza's dream like her lunch can't be afforded Caroline “ban the bomb, save the lentil ” Defence Secretary lights a jostic, sings cumbi-ya, smoking and talking herbal cabbage while the world burns and we face it with sharpened celery. Oh the joys.... Let's play a game:Tory Nightmare Government PM:Chicken May who every time it gets tough disappears, as Clucker did in the Referendum! Chancellor:Gammond, who will get his wish of a commitment in the Manifesto of abandoning the 2015 commitment not to raise taxes! N.I.C. TAX ALERT! BoJo shagger-in-chief continues as the biggest joke as a Foreign Secretary in the history of this great country! Sir Thug Fallon continues as Defence Secretary! Awarded a knighthood for trashing Ed Miliband at the last g.e.! Amber Red but really Green for continued immigration at the Home Office! Oh the tears......VOTE NOW PAY LATER! IT'S ALWAYS THE TORY WAY |
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Post by followyoudown on Apr 22, 2017 10:11:44 GMT
Corbyn is advertising for prospective MP,s on twitter Having seen the teacher and kids party political ad he should advertise for a grown up to help with PR. |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 22, 2017 10:12:07 GMT
I know. However the Daily Mail rentagobs on here seem to think she could sit in the Cabinet. Thick as two short planks. Not as thick, momo, as those who think Corbyn has a chance. |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 10:13:36 GMT
I know. However the Daily Mail rentagobs on here seem to think she could sit in the Cabinet. Thick as two short planks. Just a bit of satire from hammered, lighten up  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 10:16:20 GMT
What seat for the UK parliament is she standing for? Fuck me, it's ever likely we're in the state we're in, the Tories and the right wing media don't even have to try any more to scare and brainwash folk. And the left never try to scare and brainwash do they ? Make it fit where it suits . |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 10:18:06 GMT
Let’s play a game: Coalition Dream Team I'll make a start; PM: Jezza probs a nice two-faced bloke (deluded college mouthpiece) gets in another couple of years wasting public money for lots of sound-bites, little action, a big fat pension, union blow-backs and completes his destruction of the Labour party Chancellor: Krankie (oil prices will pick up soon surely and no-ones really interested in leaving the UK) builds a tunnel under the north sea to keep hidden EU agenda under wraps but exposed when Bratwurst replaces haggis as new year feast. Diane (you’re all racist) saggy tits as Home Secretary - makes progress underpinning her breasts but proves little else other than being a cunt is nothing to do with race Tim @dim.com (got to save those £7ph jobs) as Secretary of State for exiting the EU brings shame on the Tories (UKIP) exposing the truth about the EU Emily (I’ll get down to a size 22) Thornbury as Secretary for health admits Jezza's dream like her lunch can't be afforded Caroline “ban the bomb, save the lentil ” Defence Secretary lights a jostic, sings cumbi-ya, smoking and talking herbal cabbage while the world burns and we face it with sharpened celery. Oh the joys.... Let's play a game:Tory Nightmare Government PM:Chicken May who every time it gets tough disappears, as Clucker did in the Referendum! Chancellor:Gammonand, who will get his wish of a commitment in the Manifesto of abandoning the 2015 commitment not to raise taxes! N.I.C. TAX ALERT! BoJo shagger-in-chief continues as the biggest joke as a Foreign Secretary in the history of this great country! Sir Thug Fallon continues as Defence Secretary! Awarded a knighthood for trashing Ed Miliband at the last g.e.! Amber Red but really Green for continued immigration at the Home Office! Oh the tears......VOTE NOW PAY LATER! IT'S ALWAYS THE TORY WAY As opposed to vote now and never pay as is the labour way |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 10:19:55 GMT
Let's play a game:Tory Nightmare Government PM:Chicken May who every time it gets tough disappears, as Clucker did in the Referendum! Chancellor:Gammonand, who will get his wish of a commitment in the Manifesto of abandoning the 2015 commitment not to raise taxes! N.I.C. TAX ALERT! BoJo shagger-in-chief continues as the biggest joke as a Foreign Secretary in the history of this great country! Sir Thug Fallon continues as Defence Secretary! Awarded a knighthood for trashing Ed Miliband at the last g.e.! Amber Red but really Green for continued immigration at the Home Office! Oh the tears......VOTE NOW PAY LATER! IT'S ALWAYS THE TORY WAY As opposed to vote now and never pay as is the labour way True! Since WW2, Labour has run the British economy better than the Tories! Run far lower deficits too! |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 10:25:40 GMT
As opposed to vote now and never pay as is the labour way True! Since WW2, Labour has run the British economy better than the Tories! Run far lower deficits too! Take off those beer goggles and try to have a sensible debate , even the labour voters know they can't manage the economy . |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 10:31:29 GMT
True! Since WW2, Labour has run the British economy better than the Tories! Run far lower deficits too! Take off those beer goggles and try to have a sensible debate , even the labour voters know they can't manage the economy . No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 11:00:31 GMT
Take off those beer goggles and try to have a sensible debate , even the labour voters know they can't manage the economy . No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! Just because you have a degree doesn't make you intelligent. |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 11:12:24 GMT
No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! Just because you have a degree doesn't make you intelligent. No! Not having one doesn't make you intelligent! Interestingly, Hammond isn't ruling out any other tax increases apart from N.I.C.s e.g. Income Tax, V.A.T. and the manifesto commitment to OAPS of a triple lock for pensions to 2020 will be dumped too. So pensioners will lose 3 years of guaranteed increases! Conned in 2015 Conning Again in 2017. Though nothing has been ruled out the con-artists won't have the integrity to tell voters what they've ruled in! If this was the High Street, Trading Standards would close Clucker and Co. down!  |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 11:14:28 GMT
Take off those beer goggles and try to have a sensible debate , even the labour voters know they can't manage the economy . No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! Woodwork CSE , however I have done what most economists never do . I've run a large and complex business very profitably for international companies and for myself so I have some experience |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 11:22:08 GMT
No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! Woodwork CSE , however I have done what most economists never do . I've run a large and complex business very profitably for international companies and for myself so I have some experience Fine! O.K.! But can I ask you this question? As Hammond has been Chancellor for 12 months and knows 'the books' inside out so why won't he tell us what taxes he plans to increase? As it stands, the tax burden is rising to the same levels as the 1980s when Maggie Thatcher was in power! |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 22, 2017 11:22:32 GMT
No, I'm talking as someone with degrees in economics? How many have you got to base your opinion on? I'll accept GCSE's! Woodwork CSE , however I have done what most economists never do . I've run a large and complex business very profitably for international companies and for myself so I have some experience Those that talk a good game v those that have played a good game Intellectuals. I shit em |
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Apr 22, 2017 11:25:27 GMT
Woodwork CSE , however I have done what most economists never do . I've run a large and complex business very profitably for international companies and for myself so I have some experience Those that talk a good game v those that have played a good game Intellectuals. I shit em Mess food isn't what it used to be?  |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 22, 2017 11:29:37 GMT
Woodwork CSE , however I have done what most economists never do . I've run a large and complex business very profitably for international companies and for myself so I have some experience Fine! O.K.! But can I ask you this question? As Hammond has been Chancellor for 12 months and knows 'the books' inside out so why won't he tell us what taxes he plans to increase? As it stands, the tax burden is rising to the same levels as the 1980s when Maggie Thatcher was in power! He won't tell us because he wants to win the election, simples . |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Apr 22, 2017 11:29:51 GMT
In this Tory term, the deficit has gone up, we've lost our AAA credit rating, we're still cutting the NHS, our debt as a % of GDP has gone up despite 7 years of cuts and corporation tax is still a bad joke.
You're telling me the Tories know how to run the economy? Other than one that suits them?
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Post by barcaontrent on Apr 22, 2017 11:41:18 GMT
I also find it amazing how much virtue Signalling Champagne socialists there are in the celebrity world. Gary Lineker getting a massive hard on thinking about taxing all the rich without releasing his wages would be capped.
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