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Post by Bowyer83 on Jul 25, 2016 17:37:38 GMT
You could also go with "When id finished the hole was this big so i chucked huw a shovel and said try filling that" 15 million for joe allen tell that welshie huw ive got that down the back of the sofa. Then when ive finished spunking that on players ill spunk on his wife and show him a picture of her face saying "see that thats no melted cheese oatcake thats your mrs face that is" then wipe my dick on a swansea shit and leave em both crying him in despair and her in passion Graphic Stuff! |
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Post by Kjones9 on Jul 25, 2016 17:38:33 GMT
Benji and his doom monger mates have gone very quiet today. Apart from bayern. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 25, 2016 17:39:21 GMT
You could also go with "When id finished the hole was this big so i chucked huw a shovel and said try filling that" 15 million for joe allen tell that welshie huw ive got that down the back of the sofa. Then when ive finished spunking that on players ill spunk on his wife and show him a picture of her face saying "see that thats no melted cheese oatcake thats your mrs face that is" then wipe my dick on a swansea shit and leave em both crying him in despair and her in passion Got a right dominating stonker on now. Playing football in an hour, I'll end up impaling everyone on the pitch. |
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Post by milky on Jul 25, 2016 17:42:00 GMT
I cant help thinking that Joe Allen is biding time on Swansea. I just don't feel we're his first choice. Hope im wrong. Things like home towns do carry weight though. Why would he come for a medical then ? This Unless he has a thing about stripping off and getting his balls cupped |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 17:42:01 GMT
Benji and his doom monger mates have gone very quiet today. Apart from bayern. 😘😘😘😘 |
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Post by nott1 on Jul 25, 2016 17:42:43 GMT
15 million for joe allen tell that welshie huw ive got that down the back of the sofa. Then when ive finished spunking that on players ill spunk on his wife and show him a picture of her face saying "see that thats no melted cheese oatcake thats your mrs face that is" then wipe my dick on a swansea shit and leave em both crying him in despair and her in passion Got a right dominating stonker on now. Playing football in an hour, I'll end up impaling everyone on the pitch. You'll miss the signing! |
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Post by LDE76 on Jul 25, 2016 17:43:42 GMT
15 million for joe allen tell that welshie huw ive got that down the back of the sofa. Then when ive finished spunking that on players ill spunk on his wife and show him a picture of her face saying "see that thats no melted cheese oatcake thats your mrs face that is" then wipe my dick on a swansea shit and leave em both crying him in despair and her in passion Got a right dominating stonker on now. Playing football in an hour, I'll end up impaling everyone on the pitch. Maybe you should go and see Jeremy Peace. |
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Post by bmstoke on Jul 25, 2016 17:43:46 GMT
Benji and his doom monger mates have gone very quiet today. Apart from bayern. I don't really class bayern as one of them, he's a stubborn and argumentative twat, but I don't think he's a total mentalist like those stupid fuckers. |
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Post by Kjones9 on Jul 25, 2016 17:46:27 GMT
I don't really class bayern as one of them, he's a stubborn and argumentative twat, but I don't think he's a total mentalist like those stupid fuckers. Stubborn because he's predicted doom for the past couple of seasons, so he's worse. At least the others have probable mental issues to deal with. |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jul 25, 2016 17:48:02 GMT
Compared to other eye watering transfers I agree. Still stupid money that just says it all about fans being de-sensitised to the real value of the money being spent. £15m is equivalent to the annual wages of 500 people on an average pay deal. £15m would buy around 150 decent 2 bedroom terraced houses in Stoke. The £2m add-on would be enough to buy a decent annuity for 10 BHS staff who have recently lost their pensions. The £2m add-on would pay for over 650 heart by pass operations or over 300 hip replacements. So yes we may see Allen as a good deal in the parallel world called PL football, but in the real world......I'm doubting it very much. Top top post. I've written to Saint Peter suggesting that the club buy 150 decent 2 bedroom terraced houses in Stoke. I'll let you know what he says in reply.  Jesting aside Lakeland, transfer fees and player contracts are just not comprehensible to many fans and my post was aimed at trying to make some sense of what the confetti money equates to in real world terms. Surely this level of increase of expenditure year on year cannot go on foreever? |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 17:49:28 GMT
I don't really class bayern as one of them, he's a stubborn and argumentative twat, but I don't think he's a total mentalist like those stupid fuckers. Stubborn because he's predicted doom for the past couple of seasons, so he's worse. At least the others have probable mental issues to deal with. Give it a rest 😘 |
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Post by iamcliveclarke on Jul 25, 2016 17:49:29 GMT
Why would he come for a medical then ? This Unless he has a thing about stripping off and getting his balls cupped Who hasn't >  |
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Post by Kjones9 on Jul 25, 2016 17:52:11 GMT
Stubborn because he's predicted doom for the past couple of seasons, so he's worse. At least the others have probable mental issues to deal with. Give it a rest 😘 Oh the irony. |
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 25, 2016 17:52:50 GMT
I reckon it'll get done tonight, announced tomorrow.
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Post by chiefdelilah on Jul 25, 2016 17:55:07 GMT
The change came I guess because he improved a lot under Klopp and then had a stormer at the Euros? The jury is out on whether he can play a holding role or even if we'll have a specific holding role in the conventional sense this season. He's definitely being signed as a Whelan upgrade IMO. I personally think he'll be able to play that role while being more mobile and being able to push up with Whelan coming in when required. I accept others aren't as confident and there's an argument for that as well though. But Klopp is a very very good manager, what's to suggest he won't just go back to being Joe Allen like he was under other decent managers? I'm definitely not convinced he can replace Whelan but do think that's where he is earmarked. He was still very good at Swansea and still had some decent games, though not enough of them, for Liverpool pre-Klopp. If Chris Coleman can get a tune out of him Sparky should be able to. |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 17:56:03 GMT
Decent discussion about a football players talents descends into personal stuff when poster arrives. And a pathetic dig about mental illness too. It's all too classy. Now back to Joe Allen..... 😘 |
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Post by nutterpotter on Jul 25, 2016 17:56:44 GMT
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Post by draytonstokie on Jul 25, 2016 17:57:55 GMT
Should be around. 6:30pm announcement. Done photo's. Physically signed, sending final minor documents trough to authorities etc... You almost sound like you know. Or are we opening a book t see who gets closest to the announcement time. Just asking like So are we to assume the minor documents have got stuck in the fax machine? Perhaps we haven't t heard of DSLR,s and we are waiting for the photos to come back from being developed at Boots. Are you able to tell us what time to set our alarms for next? Hope you didn't put too much on the 18:30 announcement. |
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 25, 2016 17:58:04 GMT
That's a tease if ever I saw one. |
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Post by Bombus on Jul 25, 2016 17:58:21 GMT
Can't see us letting this one slip You never know with us, mate. |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 17:58:39 GMT
But Klopp is a very very good manager, what's to suggest he won't just go back to being Joe Allen like he was under other decent managers? I'm definitely not convinced he can replace Whelan but do think that's where he is earmarked. He was still very good at Swansea and still had some decent games, though not enough of them, for Liverpool pre-Klopp. If Chris Coleman can get a tune out of him Sparky should be able to. I never really liked him at Swansea as he always seemed to be one of these midfielders that didn't offer much defensively or going forward. Decent point that but I just hope it doesn't involve a 5-3-2....... |
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Post by unknown182 on Jul 25, 2016 17:59:17 GMT
Did midlands today just say we've scheduled a press conference or have I misheard it?
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Post by Kjones9 on Jul 25, 2016 18:00:20 GMT
Decent discussion about a football players talents descends into personal stuff when poster arrives. And a pathetic dig about mental illness too. It's all too classy. Now back to Joe Allen..... 😘 You think he's shit and will remind everyone so at his first misplaced pass/tackle. And contribute every single goal we conceded down to him. Predictable. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 18:00:58 GMT
That's a tease if ever I saw one. He's just covering his arse isn't he (because he probably knows nothing). "It's getting a bit late now so will probably announce it tomorrow. But you never know, the club might release something tonight." Quality reporting from The Sentinel as always. |
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jul 25, 2016 18:01:15 GMT
Should be around. 6:30pm announcement. Done photo's. Physically signed, sending final minor documents through to authorities etc... The timing was an estimate from *cringe* 'my source'(who left cw bout an hour ago) 100% signed though, but its always better seeing it from the club, i imagine it'll be announced tonight. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 18:01:56 GMT
Waiting ......  |
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Post by Pugsley on Jul 25, 2016 18:03:15 GMT
He was still very good at Swansea and still had some decent games, though not enough of them, for Liverpool pre-Klopp. If Chris Coleman can get a tune out of him Sparky should be able to. I never really liked him at Swansea as he always seemed to be one of these midfielders that didn't offer much defensively or going forward. Decent point that but I just hope it doesn't involve a 5-3-2....... If Arnie goes then 4-3-3 might be in order? Midfield 3 of Joe, Imbo and Glenn behind Bojan Saido and Shaq? If Arnie stays then God knows what Hughes has got lined up? |
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Post by chiefdelilah on Jul 25, 2016 18:03:38 GMT
He was still very good at Swansea and still had some decent games, though not enough of them, for Liverpool pre-Klopp. If Chris Coleman can get a tune out of him Sparky should be able to. I never really liked him at Swansea as he always seemed to be one of these midfielders that didn't offer much defensively or going forward. Decent point that but I just hope it doesn't involve a 5-3-2....... I liked his passing at Swansea and he was disciplined too, though Britton was the one doing the dirty work. He has added a nice line in niggly fouls to his game though, which I like to see from a DM. Can't see 3-5-2 or a variant happening, we surely wouldn't be trying to hold onto Arnie or putting the effort into signing Sobhi if that was the case? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 18:04:43 GMT
I never really liked him at Swansea as he always seemed to be one of these midfielders that didn't offer much defensively or going forward. Decent point that but I just hope it doesn't involve a 5-3-2....... If Arnie goes then 4-3-3 might be in order? Midfield 3 of Joe, Imbo and Glenn behind Bojan Saido and Shaq? If Arnie stays then God knows what Hughes has got lined up? Have you calmed down a bit now? |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 18:05:09 GMT
I never really liked him at Swansea as he always seemed to be one of these midfielders that didn't offer much defensively or going forward. Decent point that but I just hope it doesn't involve a 5-3-2....... If Arnie goes then 4-3-3 might be in order? Midfield 3 of Joe, Imbo and Glenn behind Bojan Saido and Shaq? Â If Arnie stays then God knows what Hughes has got lined up? Possibly but if Arnie went I'd like to see another winger in on top of Sobhi. His experiment with 5-3-2 is disconcerting though even as a plan b! |
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