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Post by ohbottom on May 18, 2013 18:43:22 GMT
Bayern you're missing a trick - I love talking to conspiracy theory believers, they are such utter fruitcakes! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) I did for one break but the nonsense coming from his gob and the time of day (it was a night shift) just meant that I couldn't be arsed. I did have great success with some Jehovah's Witnesses at the front door though, I preached to them about Stoke and they were the ones to make the excuses to leave. I was disappointed, I was about to tell them about the merits of Tony Pulis. They then came back about two months ago, gave us the leaflet and scarpered immediately! Next time the Jehovahs turn up tell them you're a spiritualist, that usually sends them running. It's like you've told them you're a devil-worshipper. Maybe they think the same about Pulis though?
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 18, 2013 18:45:04 GMT
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) I did for one break but the nonsense coming from his gob and the time of day (it was a night shift) just meant that I couldn't be arsed. I did have great success with some Jehovah's Witnesses at the front door though, I preached to them about Stoke and they were the ones to make the excuses to leave. I was disappointed, I was about to tell them about the merits of Tony Pulis. They then came back about two months ago, gave us the leaflet and scarpered immediately! Next time the Jehovahs turn up tell them you're a spiritualist, that usually sends them running. It's like you've told them you're a devil-worshipper. Maybe they think the same about Pulis though? I will never know.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 18:49:21 GMT
Edit : Tweets already posted.
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Post by stokeramblers on May 18, 2013 18:49:24 GMT
I see plenty of folk have 'Wikipediaed' Rastafarianism ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 19:00:49 GMT
Words fail me it was banter. Definition - banter Noun The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks.
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Post by Beardy200 on May 18, 2013 19:08:05 GMT
Words fail me it was banter. Definition - banter Noun The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks. Definition - practical joke A mischievous trick played on a person, especially one that causes the victim to experience embarrassment, indignity, or discomfort. Better?
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Post by liathroid on May 18, 2013 19:09:22 GMT
they all should cop on ,it was a joke ffs
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 19:10:38 GMT
Definition - banter Noun The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks. Definition - practical joke A mischievous trick played on a person, especially one that causes the victim to experience embarrassment, indignity, or discomfort. Better? Better than what?
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Post by Beardy200 on May 18, 2013 19:14:41 GMT
Definition - practical joke A mischievous trick played on a person, especially one that causes the victim to experience embarrassment, indignity, or discomfort. Better? Better than what? What do you reckon? You seemed to be suggesting that banter was a poor description of events in the true definition of the word so i was asking if practical joke was a better one?
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 19:16:20 GMT
I quoted KKK who used the word "banter". He never said "practical joke". There is a big difference - that's why I quoted the dictionary definition of "banter".
Is that better?
"Banter" has been used by TP to explain the events - it is and was the wrong word to use. Prank or Practical Joke is more appropriate.
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Post by Beardy200 on May 18, 2013 19:18:34 GMT
I quoted KKK who used the word "banter". He never said "practical joke". There is a big difference - that's why I quoted the dictionary definition of "banter". Is that better? Bloody hell you're hard work ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 19:19:48 GMT
I quoted KKK who used the word "banter". He never said "practical joke". There is a big difference - that's why I quoted the dictionary definition of "banter". Is that better? Bloody hell you're hard work ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) I've done an edit on my post. My wife says that I am hard work also .... ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by stantheman on May 18, 2013 21:25:49 GMT
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 18, 2013 21:30:48 GMT
Again, do You need to be a butcher or related to some to get a pig's head? Of course You don't! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Especially one based in soddin' Cornwall!
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Post by sportsman on May 18, 2013 21:49:14 GMT
More importantly we're bottom of the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 21:51:58 GMT
More importantly we're bottom of the Eurovision Song Contest. That's good isn't it?
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Post by sportsman on May 18, 2013 21:56:34 GMT
Bonnie Tyler out
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Post by stokeramblers on May 18, 2013 22:04:57 GMT
More importantly we're bottom of the Eurovision Song Contest. Can't see us getting to 40 points! Pulis Out
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on May 18, 2013 22:18:03 GMT
The Bear Pit Britannia Jones went training this morning,had a mingle with the players then got told to go home by Pulis.
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Post by ParaPsych on May 18, 2013 23:26:55 GMT
Again, do You need to be a butcher or related to some to get a pig's head? Of course You don't! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Especially one based in soddin' Cornwall! But Matty is from Cornwall! All the pieces of the jigsaw are falling into place!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 5:07:25 GMT
Again, do You need to be a butcher or related to some to get a pig's head? Of course You don't! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Especially one based in soddin' Cornwall! But Matty is from Cornwall! All the pieces of the jigsaw are falling into place! Final day of training for the season, it's practical joke day. - Whelan puts a pigs head in the locker of Etherington the butcher. - Matty has spent his childhood chasing girls with pigs heads and gets a bit giddy, remembers that Kenwyne has a 'thing' about meat. - Kenwyne finds out that Whelan brought in the head. Smashes his car. - Brek Shea, artist and lover of social media, finds a discarded pigs head on the floor takes a striking photograph, shares it with the world. - Pulis finds out whats happened, blames Kenwyne. ![http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/12/Professor-plum-67600.jpg%3F1180546328.jpg](http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/12/Professor-plum-67600.jpg%3F1180546328.jpg)
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 7:43:53 GMT
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Post by stokeramblers on May 19, 2013 7:47:22 GMT
What a sanctimonious arsehole. Nothing new there then
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Post by onionman on May 19, 2013 12:52:53 GMT
What a sanctimonious arsehole. Nothing new there then What a moron. What an absolute moron.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on May 19, 2013 13:00:13 GMT
What a sanctimonious arsehole. Nothing new there then The article is a complete steaming pile of pig shit but the annoying thing is that the actions of the players have given this cock smoker yet another excuse to have a pop at us.
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Post by onionman on May 19, 2013 13:12:46 GMT
Very true Jamo.
For once Patrick Collins had a chance to write something knocking Stoke which most of us would have agreed with.
If he hadn't decided to opportunistically exaggerate what few facts he knew, mixing them with stuff he's guessing about, to create a stick to vaguely blame Pulis for all the many much more serious things that are wrong with modern day football, he might have been able to write a decent article.
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on May 19, 2013 13:18:12 GMT
What an arsehole
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Post by sportsman on May 19, 2013 13:18:16 GMT
You'd still like smack him if ever seen at the brit
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Post by oldgit57 on May 19, 2013 13:27:54 GMT
they all should cop on ,it was a joke ffs Surely its a joke when all parties laugh, otherwise isn't it just bullying? ![(question)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/XXiVCR8ugEQgztLfqFjy.gif)
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Post by dieguito88 on May 19, 2013 13:28:04 GMT
...So Kenwyne is the only one who have to pay for this??
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