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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:39:41 GMT
Always swaying in his xmas music videos, makes me sick, hope he dies soon.
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:42:30 GMT
This thread will be moved soon I'm sure.
But whatever part its in Cliff Richard is a complete and utter tosser of the highest order.
I remember him saying his faith was tested when his friend Jill Dando got killed. Twat. I reckon he shot her.
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Post by jpm64 on Dec 20, 2007 10:42:46 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:44:55 GMT
OR perhaps Jan Dildo shot herself when she realised that ponce was coming to see her. The tennis loving pillock.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:45:00 GMT
Ooops, your right Joe, should have put it in other folder i guess!!
Mr Christianity and all that, he just saw a gap in the music market and took it with both hands, bet he makes a mint out of xmas.
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Post by Pembo on Dec 20, 2007 10:45:59 GMT
Your right he is a total tosser,maybe wanting him to die soon is a litlle harsh but i wouldnt be that bothered if he did like
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:47:02 GMT
ok pembo i see your point.......just at least lose a leg or something?
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:47:40 GMT
He probably likes to think of himself as 'Mr Christmas'. Imagining his poxy songs become as much part of the festive season as nuts holly and annoying relatives.
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Post by jpm64 on Dec 20, 2007 10:47:52 GMT
Everyone Hates Cliff Richard 1999-12-20 03:11:58
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Everyone in England hates Cliff Richard, which is no big surprise: I hate Cliff Richard, you hate Cliff Richard, and everyone you know probably hates Cliff Richard, too. We hate Cliff Richard because we fear Cliff Richard; we suspect he may be an Elder God sent to Earth to wreak havoc. We also hate him because we're not quite sure who he is.
Richard, who turns 90 next year, currently has the biggest selling smash hit record in England, which doesn't mean that much, really, but it helps us identify and confirm the horrible taste of the British record-buying public. The current thing that is making everyone hate Cliff Richard is this song called "Millenium Prayer," which is, pathetically enough, the Lord's Prayer set to the music of Auld Lang Syne. Everyone in England who hasn't bought a copy of it is hopping mad about it! Everyone in England is either musically unsophisticated or REALLY MAD AT CLIFF RICHARD! So there!
One of the Spice Girls (uh, the lame one, I think) was all like, "A complete pile of shit." And another Spice Girl (the other lame one) claimed Cliff was "ripping off fans."
And noted pederast George Michael said "I don't think anyone's going to shake the vicar." I don't have the slightest fucking clue what that means, but it sounds like he doesn't care for Cliff Richard.
So anyway, there is this big WAR going on over Cliff Richard! CLIFF RICHARD! He wears white suits and talks about Jesus a lot; in a lot of ways, he's way more vile than Pat Boone. And he's got the number one record in that wacky little country over by France.
But that Hamster Dance record is shooting up the charts and might topple Cliff Richard soon. Which would be good, because then English pop stars would have more stuff to hate.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Dec 20, 2007 10:48:26 GMT
I bet he has some wicked orgies with those blue-rinsers.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:49:52 GMT
Joe - there was a program on the hits the other night dedicated to the twat, called " Merry Cliffmas"
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:50:48 GMT
No blue rinse orgies. He drinks tea with big jumpers on.
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Post by Pembo on Dec 20, 2007 10:51:41 GMT
brainleicsstokie, OK mate im with you on that one, Him to lose a leg will do, or maybe him voice?
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:52:19 GMT
In the video for "saviours day" i have this fantasy of them all slipping of the cliffside when they start swaying, and seagulls pecking there eyes out.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:53:40 GMT
Pembo - legs, voice....certainly, but can we throw in an ear for good measure?
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:54:35 GMT
Merry Cliffmas? He has a messiah complex.
The best thing about Cliff Richard is that in the video for Daddys Home one of the kids on the floor looks like Paul Maguire. 50 years in the business and thats the only good thing about anything he's ever done.
Remember at Wimbledon when he started singing during a rainstop? If its not bad enough having to wait in the rain to see some tennis you get that god bothering ponce warbling away.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 10:55:32 GMT
"God bothering ponce" ;D
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 10:56:57 GMT
In the video for Shittletoe and Wine I have a fantasy that one of the kids metamorphosises into a polar bear and sucks his guts out through his eyeballs.
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Post by Pembo on Dec 20, 2007 10:57:05 GMT
brian ...pisser,
I do like the image of the seagulls picking out there eyes on the clifftop as they fall to there deaths,Good call there i say ;D
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 11:00:06 GMT
Oh dear, i dont think Cliff is very popular.......Top 3 things to do before i die.
1. Be a good father for my kids and loving wife.
2. Win the Lottery.
3. Punch Cliff Richard in the Face
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 11:02:40 GMT
That the thing though brianleics. Cliff is actually incredibly popular!
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Post by Pembo on Dec 20, 2007 11:07:58 GMT
Brian , i have give you good karma cos cliff richard is a twat
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 20, 2007 11:47:49 GMT
Joe - I know he's popular, thats what makes it worse! Pembo - if you see him first, will you deck him for me?!?
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Post by The man from Utch on Dec 20, 2007 11:57:22 GMT
If he's religous why was one of his songs called "tits and fanny". Joe in Oz what as happened to you since this board replaced the old un . You seem to be angry a lot and swear like a trooper
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 12:21:26 GMT
No not really Harry. Thing is some things just get the red mist in me. Like Cliff Richard and Justin Timberlake! I don't swear that much.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 12:29:15 GMT
Cliff is ace. A misunderstood genius! GPG Gouranga.
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 12:30:15 GMT
A misunderstood genius!
Yeah but some people probably said that about Fred West!! ;D
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 12:48:10 GMT
Cliff was Englands answer to Elvis (Presley not the specs without glass wearing grown up Joe 90 wannabe wankstain Costello) who can forget some of his timeless classics such as Millenium prayer, Santas list, Peace in our time, Saviours day, Whenever god shines his light, You and me and Jesus, just a few of the timeless classics from his repertoire of 140+ singles 44 EP's 78 Albums and 11 compilations. Cliff is a musical god and don't let anyone try to kid you otherwise. GPG Gouranga.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 20, 2007 12:50:30 GMT
I hate him with a passion as well!
I'd kick him square in the nuts but i doubt it would bother him much at all!
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Post by izod on Dec 20, 2007 12:55:09 GMT
Hit him where it hurts, right in the colostomy bag ;D
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