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Post by Pembo on Dec 20, 2007 13:06:40 GMT
Brian, yes mate i'll twat him for you if i see him , but i dont think i will
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 13:07:54 GMT
Here's the king of Pop: GPG Gouranga.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 13:10:43 GMT
And again in his early "Elvis UK" years: GPG Gouranga.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 13:13:00 GMT
And again when he was the lead singer of Radiohead: GPG Gouranga.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 13:15:43 GMT
This is one of my favourites: GPG Gouranga.
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Dec 20, 2007 13:22:48 GMT
We have the Cliff 2007 calendar in our office actually (last year's secret santa), here is the highlight (if i can make it work)
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 13:25:51 GMT
WOW that's fucking ace!! GPG Gouranga.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 20, 2007 13:48:43 GMT
That is quite funny
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 13:58:28 GMT
Has he got leather trousers on on the calendar cover?
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Dec 20, 2007 14:07:13 GMT
Not on the cover I don't think, you have to wait for the autumn for that little beauty. I think we may have even kept the bike one up for two months. Other highlights are Cliff washing his car in a vest and Cliff holding a lamb.
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 20, 2007 14:10:31 GMT
That shows he's a cad! If he was a proper rock star he'd wash the car in the vest and hold a lamb at the same time!
Any chance of scanning the lamb photie? ???
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Dec 20, 2007 16:45:09 GMT
Err no. Just had a look at the calendar, the motorcycle one is actually the cover, hence being able to googleimage it. Also featured is cliff making a cocktail, and cliff taking care of the barbeque where he is holding a sausage on a barbeque fork. If you give me some £p&p I will post it to Oz if you want it that bad!
Edit: Or I'm sure there will be a 2008!
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 20, 2007 19:37:19 GMT
That shows he's a cad! If he was a proper rock star he'd wash the car in the vest and hold a lamb at the same time! Any chance of scanning the lamb photie? ??? If he was a real rock rebel he'd have washed his car with the lamb! Cliffs far too godly to do anything like that though. GPG Gouranga.
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Post by LDE76 on Dec 20, 2007 20:04:49 GMT
In an ideal world, Sue Barker will stab him in the throat with a sun-dried dog turd and he'll live just long enough to realise that he hasn't made Christmas Number One. Barker is then sent to prison, leaving the way clear for Wayne Biggins to be appointed host of A Question of Sport.
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Post by frasier37 on Dec 20, 2007 20:23:32 GMT
Take a look at her hair, its real, don't believe what i say just feel. Gonna rap her up in a trunk, so no big hunk can...... steal her away from me. Got myself a cryin talkin, sleepin, walkin, livin doll. ROCK ON CLIFF BABY
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Post by craig67 on Dec 20, 2007 22:24:40 GMT
They don't write them like that anymore,do they?
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 20, 2007 23:47:08 GMT
Biggins would make an excellent host!
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Post by myleftboot on Dec 21, 2007 17:03:51 GMT
If ever theres another world war bombing campaign by the germans I am going Cliff Richards house.
He hasn't seen a hit in years ;D
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 21, 2007 23:05:36 GMT
Last time I saw him he was blarting about radio stations not playing his songs and he didn't know why.
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Post by starkiller on Dec 22, 2007 1:22:36 GMT
Whilst agreeing with the opinions on Cliff, the real Kings of Corporate Christmas Cash-in are those fucking despicable incubii - Westlife. Yet they seemingly avoid the tag.
Just check out the release dates for EVERY album they have done.
Worthy of a hate-thread of their own, I notice these cunters once again have some bland bilge out for Chintzmas.
Can anyone watch these karaoke wannabes get off their stools again on the last chorus of a song without wanting blood?
The vilest of imagination could not dream up a death painful enough for them.
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 22, 2007 1:52:21 GMT
Starkiller, surely you aren't slating Westlifes cover of the Billy Joels Uptown Girl classic?? ;D
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Post by Pembo on Dec 22, 2007 11:28:24 GMT
Fucking Hate Westlife too
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