Garth crooks speaks some crap

[Wonto]

for a former stoke player i have a certain amount of respect for the guy. but for a man who used to have a potteries accent he sounds like a posh london plank???

any opnions............

[soicowboy]

Have some Karma



Just don't start me on that tosser

[Tubes]

you don't like him soi?

[Wonto]

He really does speak some absolute garbage another pundit we can add to the list of most annoying. along with that alcy merson

[Wonto]

Really soi i want you to open up on the tosser

[swampySCFC]

I dont think I can say this about anybody who used to play for Stoke but yes I would like to smash his fucking face in

[Pretty Little Boother]

He really appears as if he's ashamed of being from here.

[japwba]

boother said:

He really appears as if he's ashamed of being from here.

Dont blame him.

[Pretty Little Boother]

Fuck off back to your favella, you shanty town Brazilian bastard.

[soicowboy]

Is a goggle eyed long winded shit talking twat

[Trouserdog]

I've warmed to Crooksy after he defended Stoke in the televised cup match v The Geordies.

Only slightly though, because you can't speak in a "put-on" accent and not be considered a twat. It's the law.

[njkk]

wonto said:

for a former stoke player i have a certain amount of respect for the guy. but for a man who used to have a potteries accent he sounds like a posh london plank???

any opnions............

To be fair to Crooksy he's lived longer in That London than he did up here so he will have lost some of it, don't know how he lost that much though

[Deleted]

I take issue with this. Garth Crooks does not speak 'some crap', he speaks total crap.

[soicowboy]

If you want easy Karma just post on here every hour


Coming your way Malvern

[lancer]

As a Stoke player, he was a mini God. As a tv pundit, I'm sorry to say he comes over as the token black. He speaks crap, but doesn't even do it naturally, he affects a London accent. Sorry Garth, loved you once. Gone off you now.

[Linx]

I thought we'd done this topic to death a few weeks ago

Ah well - here's my fourpenn'orth: He probably isn't putting on his accent. A combination of living down south for nearly 30 years and compulsory BBC elocution lessons mean that he just speaks like that now. I've lived out of Stoke for more than 25 year and most of my Stoke accent is gone although, like Crooksy, the intonation is still there and is very recognisable to any other Stokie. It happens. It's natural.

He still talks shite, though ;D

[soicowboy]

If you put 'Garth Crooks is a wanker' into Google you get one hell of a lot of web pages


Particularly like this Liverpool fan


'he's a conniving little worm who needs a good slap.
I remember one year we were playing Spurs at Wembley and he was posing with Hoddle in front of the tunnel after a pre match walkabout and a couple of pies and sandwiches flew their way. He went straight to a policewoman and pointed out someone and asked her to get him arrested. I was near enough to hear what she said to him and she just laughed and told him to grow up and get down the tunnel...................'

[Wonto]

linx said:

I thought we'd done this topic to death a few weeks ago

Ah well - here's my fourpenn'orth: He probably isn't putting on his accent. A combination of living down south for nearly 30 years and compulsory BBC elocution lessons mean that he just speaks like that now. I've lived out of Stoke for more than 25 year and most of my Stoke accent is gone although, like Crooksy, the intonation is still there and is very recognisable to any other Stokie. It happens. It's natural.

He still talks shite, though ;D

Sorry link if i have repeated this post but he does my head in week in week out on final score or footy focus or match of the day the man may have been a half decent player but as a pundit he is nothing to me.

[Wonto]

Anyway i'm not pissing on his accent but his personality

[mermaidsal]

Linx, I'm agreeing with you again. No-one listening to Garth would think he came from the South, he's just got a slightly pretentious North Staffs accent. Coatesy has got less of an accent than Garth but you'd know where he came from too. My issue with Garth is he's made himself so totally bland, which has got worse as the years go by.

[leeklad]

ANDI PETERS,S best friend?

[soicowboy]

Edd the duck talks more sense than the bullfrog eyed git

[mermaidsal]

So now it's over to Edd the Duck at Stamford Bridge with Avram Grant... you're right, definitely better ;D

[Linx]

Sal, we're obviously soulmates . If I had some karma to give you, I would. But, unfortunately, I just smote potters92 for that 'Nugent down the Brit' idiocy .

[y_oh_y_delilah]

If you put 'Garth Crooks is a wanker' into Google you get one hell of a lot of web pages

Well, I've just googled "'Garth Crooks is a wanker'" and guess what came up ........................?

;D

[soicowboy]

;D Cool


And 2 down 'Garth Crooks is still a penis'



Hope his Mum reads this

[Wonto]

have some kama

[Scanner]

Tonight on score he said " i played under a certain Mr. Waddington and taught us that it was better to have 1/2 a loaf than none" what the fuck! Now thats some ability to speak shite

[y_oh_y_delilah]

Soi - do you know what time it is???

P.S. - Don't you EVER sleep?

;D

[soicowboy]

Is 4am- am watching footie and waiting for something called 'Life on Mars' to download- fed up of hearing about it so decided to watch it.


Pubs all shut for 2 days- ???