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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:51:07 GMT
I’m just trying to embrace the gallows humor of it.
It is properly shit though, I feel the same way about Stoke now as I used to feel about the England team.
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:48:24 GMT
January
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:45:50 GMT
“jack said that even when he plays for England he doesnt warming at half time in case of injury”
My god - how far is Jack living in the past?
At least he won’t have to worry about that much longer, what with the fact he’ll struggle to get anywhere near the England side after this fucking afterbirth of a season.
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:35:31 GMT
I reckon 16k Do they count non attending ST’s? I think they do
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:33:58 GMT
We are fucked. Big time.
Might get the record for least points in a season.
My word we are shit.
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:30:24 GMT
NJ is a magic wand...
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 2, 2019 4:24:54 GMT
Holocaust/10
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 1, 2019 21:04:09 GMT
that's our one shot on target!! Play him up front. It’s not like it could get any worse.
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 1, 2019 21:02:27 GMT
This is by far the worse Stoke team I can remember and we've had some shit. I miss Dave Brammer and Pericard
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 1, 2019 21:01:25 GMT
Not sure a fresh start is gonna save us from the drop. We just lost against the worst team in the league....... 2nd worse 😎 You scamp 😂
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 1, 2019 21:00:33 GMT
fucking shite
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Post by emery1985 on Oct 1, 2019 20:09:14 GMT
Get rid of Jones urghhh
What a load of shit.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 30, 2019 17:39:34 GMT
No urgent meals to eat this time and Nathan is back in the hot seat. “The mood has never been bad” Is he joking? - maybe that’s the problem. None of these fucking spastics we have playing for us are taking it seriously. How is he still in charge? I despair.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 29, 2019 17:03:17 GMT
We fucking wont
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 6:05:57 GMT
They might be shit, but they’re top. What on earth does that make us? Really really really really really really tremendously shit.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 6:04:09 GMT
We’ll get a new manager and butland will score three own goals in the first game. He needs to go, but who’s gonna go for him, he’s shot to pieces. A literal broken man. The relegation from the premier ended his career, never looked the same since. The sad thing is, in prem relegation season it was the defence in front of him that was letting him down, but now it seems to be individual errors.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:53:27 GMT
I’m sick of this club st the moment :/
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:46:13 GMT
A new manager will pick up the points needed to stay up with this lot. Coates needs to get it sorted NOW. Based on what exactly? That’s now 18 wins in 98 games. Ninety eight. It doesn’t look good does it? We reek of relegation
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:41:48 GMT
Probably till January knowing us
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:40:21 GMT
Butland 1 - Awful. Edwards 2 - can't defend won't defend Carter-Vickers 5 - looked ok Indi 5- Usual self. Starts well goes to shit McClean 6 - If we won games on effort he'd be top of league Ince 4 - Show pony. Badou 7 - Along with Etebo best player on park Etebo 8 - Must wonder what he's done wrong to be lumbered with some of this shower. Clucas 5 - ok, effort not much eĺse Gregory 6 - glad he scored Vokes 3 - won a few headers. 9 fucking million. Campbell 4 - OK. Lindsay 3 - 50p Boots. Deep intake of breath whenever he passes I am laughing at the Vokes and Lindsay comments 😂😂 Agree with your assessment, Etebo must have been awful in a previous life to have ended up with us
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:36:21 GMT
He wasn’t in the team I wanted to start. I'll take your word for it but for all the people slating the selection of Butland now - literally no one mentioned it prior to kick off. To be fair, - personally, I’ve given up slating his selection because it happens every week regardless. Whining about Butland being in the team is like a broken record skipping. My god we are a in a horrendous mess.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:32:49 GMT
I can’t wait till Butland goes to be honest. He must be on mad money.
He’s got to go.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 28, 2019 5:25:38 GMT
He said in his Sky interview: "It will probably fall on me.. well it has fallen on me.. well it might do" Feel for him because you cut Butland's mistakes out alone and we have a much better outlook. Not amazing still, but we'd have continued to draw every other game again like last season Butland really has been shite this season
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 21:02:09 GMT
Stupid mistakes but at least their heads didn't go down completely as previously and they did fight back. Coates have a difficult decision to make, stick with Jones or find someone willing to come to a bottom team. Very easy to sack Jones but what then and no, Pulis is not an option. Pulis is the ONLY option. more chance of shitting gold than Pulis coming back
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:59:44 GMT
Hard luck Stoke City . Must have run over a black cat. ...whilst smashing a mirror and chucking away some lavender a gypsy give em.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:48:32 GMT
Oh please come ON lads! I don't know how much difference it would make overall BUT it would be a superb show of heart and surely galvanize players and fans a little. We never get a break though thesedays, could we get one tonight when all has gone against? It would be so important even if Nath left.... Open the bar! Pint of baileys please.
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:47:24 GMT
Typically the two worst players on the park contrive to score a goal! Saves their skin for another week 🤢
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:40:08 GMT
I'm on Monkey Shoulder mate. I’ve started the Monkey Dust over here. Heroin for me
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:35:24 GMT
I can see it now, Paul Hart caretaker manager until the end of the season Oh god i feel sick. Bring back Super Lambert
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Post by emery1985 on Sept 27, 2019 20:33:13 GMT
Rotten fruit? That'll teach them House bricks? grenades?
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