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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 12, 2011 5:52:58 GMT
Manc Citeh, the Michael Carroll of football. You can give a classless chav wanker all the money in the world, but they will still just be a classless chav wanker. How is Tevez working out for you? Still sulking like the pathetic little deformed bitch he is? What about Bellatelli? Still doing a good impression of an inbred, backwards 10 year old with no life skills? What about the fans? Still jumping up and down like a 4 year old at a Wiggles concert while dressed like the bastard love child of Liam and Frank Gallagher, with all the intellect of Shaun Ryder and a potato? What is it with these Mancs and their obsession with little old Stoke?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 11, 2011 22:29:21 GMT
why is it more revenue???????????????????? Maybe the club plan to charge Liverpool fans for the tickets but not actually provide them, then sell the tickets to someone else for a higher price. Plus if they ask for their money back or dare to complain, the club will lie to them, abuse them and get their mates to threaten them. Nah, nobody would be that low and scummy, would they ?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 11, 2011 21:46:26 GMT
Probably a stupid question, but if its cheaper elsewhere why not buy it from there and save the hassle? Well it wouldn't be cheaper if they negotiate a slightly lower price with me, which they are willing to do Translated as "i tried to blag a discount and it worked" If you are paying by paypal, the seller could just invoice you for the lower amount. Regards the "verbal contract via email", i don't think it would count for much. I looked into it when i got ripped off on here (hi nick, still waiting for my money back. Theif!) and although you may have some protection through ebay, it is unlikely.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 10, 2011 21:01:10 GMT
Finally got myself a PS3. I'm on as yorkshirepotter.
Pretty much just FIFA, although im shit at it
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 8, 2011 20:23:43 GMT
Sitting here googling away on me 5 yr old laptop and texting me daughter about x factor on me 11 year old mobile that dunner even take photos I think......what did steve jobs do for society? Im using my 18 month old mobile phone (that works pretty much all the time), that has full internet, contains about 5,000 songs so far, about 6 movies at the moment, directly downloaded from the net, wireless enabled, great 5mp camera, plays games, shitload of pointless applications (not fooking 'apps') and Mr Jobs had fuck all to do with it. Oh and i dont feel the need to tell everyone i have it every five seconds
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 8, 2011 20:12:43 GMT
I would fucking love to make this but the wife is still on maternity leave so we're skint (until January). Will be a cracking night. Def Leppard are great live, Crue are fucking legends and i'm still waiting to see Steel Panther live. Have fun but if you fall ill and need to offload your tickets for free, you know where i am
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 8, 2011 18:39:38 GMT
Amen to that!
It is just an extention of the bullshit hype and propaganda that has made his products what they are.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 7, 2011 23:43:21 GMT
Fucking wank. Was planning on doing the game as usual and being home to the wife by 7-30.
Won't be able to take my daughter now, wrecks the chance of any drinks on boxing day and pain in the arse getting home after midnight as i'm likely to be working on the 27th.
Fuck off sky.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 5, 2011 9:53:56 GMT
Rangers and Celtic can take their religious bollocks and fuck right off. The last thing we need in the Premier is two more gloryhunter magnets supported by cunts. Aberdeen however should be bought in as they are the classy face of Scottish football
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 1, 2011 20:11:47 GMT
The three way Delilah was awful on Thursday. The South stand started, but the Boothen won't join in so start their own then Block 19 end up totally out of time as they go so fucking quick. Delilah was truly a thing of beauty done properly but at the moment its fucking embarrassing.
We need to get that sorted first. The Boothen start it and by the second 'whooo' the whole ground has joined in and it is done slowly.
We have 'we'll be with you' which, when done well sounds great but we don't use it well enough.
'Oh when the reds' done slowly and for a long time, like against the shit, sounds great.
When we are on form, our crowd is awsome, but sometimes we dont put in enough effort to getting it right.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 30, 2011 23:11:04 GMT
I heard rumours that Tevez is coming to Stoke. Apparentley he signed a 4 year deal with Monkey Forest at Trentham.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 30, 2011 22:57:27 GMT
How can life be so shitty? At 16 he was still a kid. It's hard enough to hear about blokes in their 30s, 40s or 50s losing a fight with cancer but when its someone who hasn't even had a crack at life yet it just seems so wrong.
RIP.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 27, 2011 14:25:40 GMT
It is awkward for us living out of the area as it means taking a days holiday for many. Im lucky that im incharge on a night so can sneak off an hour early to (hopefully) get there for kick off.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 26, 2011 19:53:31 GMT
Eh?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 19:59:53 GMT
Every day is a school day Unlike previous games against them, my heart didnt sink after they scored. I know it was early on (ish) but i still felt that we could get something.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 19:28:56 GMT
And what happens if the shit scrape into the charity shield? Bit wank that one.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 14:35:13 GMT
You can just imagine the editorial team behind the show being a load of Arsenal loving luvvies. When they move to Manchester, if they haven't already done so, they with morph into a load a sycophantic United lovers. United lovers.... in Manchester? Don't be so daft
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 9:55:40 GMT
Am i the only one who thinks these photographers are scum. Taking pictures of people from some distance with a massive telephoto lens, probebly while hiding in a bush and having a wank. I just don't get the point of it.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 9:01:27 GMT
Yeah that was me in the red top Then don't let it stop you supporting the club and make a bloody complaint. These rent-a-thug nazi wankers (the cunts in the yellow hi viz, not the orange coats) are desparate for it to kick off somewhere so they can have a brawl without the risk of getting into trouble and sometimes seem to go out of their way to stir it up. Make it clear to the club how you feel and how visibly upset your kids were, then get your arse back down for the next game and get behind the lads.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 8:22:05 GMT
Are you right in the top corner of the south stand, red sweatshirt on i think?
If so we saw the stewards go rushing up the stairs as though WW3 had broken out and went to where this bloke was. He looked to be talking with the stewards but cirtainly didnt look aggressive, and when he came down with about 8 steward the guy looked more stunned than anything.
He was then folllowed by a woman looking equally as stunned with two young kids, the little girl was bawling her eyes out.
I can understand people thinking there must be more to it but the way the stewards charged up, we assumed it had kicked off or their were shit fans in the stand. Totally over the top reaction to a bloke swearing.
Another point, even if he had sworn or even threatened her (im not saying you did, just an example) why can the stewards just chuck you out on the word of a random person with no proof, no right of reply or defence?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 25, 2011 7:17:05 GMT
Idiots being idiots.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2011 21:45:43 GMT
Is this because it was on ESPN or are sky just not showing it bacause we didnt roll over
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 24, 2011 6:39:21 GMT
As an Stoke fan I was asked what my ideal outcome would be in the Man united - Arsenal game.
Apparently a terrorist attack is not a valid response........
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One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Man United fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the United fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the United fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
The United fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig.
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I reckon Grannies give the best blowjobs.
All that experience AND they can take their teeth out.
My wife hates me mentioning it though, she thinks I'm disgusting and should concentrate on scoring goals for Man United.
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Reports have emerged that Barcelona fans sneaked into Old Trafford last night.
They unfurled a '19 times' banner in reference to the amount of times Man United touched the ball in the champions league final.
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A man walks into a brothel in Rome and asks, "What can I get for £32.50?"
The Madam says, "Humiliation."
The man replies, "What will I get?"
The Madam responds, "A fucking Man United shirt."
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If a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes on a short prick, what do you put on a thick prick?
A Man United shirt.
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks,"What is your IQ?" The man answers "241". "Wonderful" replies Einstein, "We shall talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mystery of the missing mass". Albert then introduces himself to a woman and asks her, "Whats your IQ". She answers "144". "Fantastic" responds Einstein, very pleased with the party, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss." Albert goes to another person and asks "What is your IQ', and the man answers, "17". Albert says, "Man. United done well this season, didn't they?"
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A fan runs on to the pitch during a Liverpool Man United game at Old Trafford and stabs Steven Gerrard in the chest, killing him instantly. After consultation between referee Howard Webb and Alex Ferguson, Gerrard is booked for diving.
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Peter Andre has revealed in an interview details of the last conversation he had with Jordan before they split.
Peter: "Your pussy reminds me of Man united's ground, Old trafford". Jordan: "What do you mean by that ?". Peter: "It has a large capacity and there's been loads of cocks in it over the years !".
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Alex Ferguson says Man United have something every other team doesn't... yeah its own fucking referees
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I was planning on going to watch a movie with the kids today and we were looking through the paper for something to watch.
"who's this guy with the green costume and the mask and the ring?" i asked.
"silly dad, thats The Green Lantern." replied my daughter
"oh, so who are those little dwarfy things with colourful outfits and stupid hats?"
"stop playing dad, thats Gnomeo & Juliet."
"oh right, then who's this retarded looking ugly fucker with the weird beak?"
"come on, dad, that's Rio!" she yelled.
To be fair, i should have noticed he was in his Man United kit.
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Jonathan Pearce commentating on the Wolves-Man United game on Match Of The Day.
As the first goal went in he said "Nani saw a Chink."
I'm not Fucking surprised they do make up about 90% of their fan base.
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So there's now a female official in the premier league.Will that count as prostitution when Man United start paying her to fuck other teams?
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Bottle of San Miguel, check. Barca scarf, check and did I mention I once went on a day trip to the Nou Camp? According to the same ideologies and principals 95% of Man United fans I'm basically a die hard Barca fan.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 23, 2011 12:58:37 GMT
We'll be getting to Stoke about half 3.
Will be nice not having to set off to early.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 23, 2011 12:49:22 GMT
bloody typical, week before half term here Scholes out
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 23, 2011 10:15:06 GMT
That is awesome! His support for his team is very 'special'
But what the fuck is the BPL?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 23, 2011 9:20:24 GMT
RedCafe is our trainspotting board, most proper Mancs use RedIssue and slate you far more than you're getting on RedFlask proper mancs! thats a good one What you say? I am ploper Manc. Ive not had liverpool top since 92.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 22, 2011 10:00:01 GMT
As Coates is a fully paid up member of the labour Party who is also a big donor to the party, I doubt you'll get any complaints about him from Labour supporters. And why should anyone complain whatever their politics? Bet 365 have arranged their tax affairs sensibly - as all good companies should. If anyone wants to campaign for a change in the tax law then that is what they should do, not have a go at compainies who operate within the law. It's ok mate Yorkshire Potter is one of those who like to moan about socialists before they moan about tories. He's obsessed ;D I wouldnt say i was obsessed, i think the whole lab/con side taking is pathetic. Theyre both a bunch of cunts. Just find it amusing that some people bitch about companies avoiding tax however they do it (vodafone is a your favorate exmple Sausage) but Stoke are doing the same thing. Doesnt bother me either way as they both create jobs in the UK.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 22, 2011 8:47:16 GMT
NIce find Rob. When Mr Coates took over the club again it was something I was told by somebody in the Know. The club was purchased throught a holding company that is owned by Bet 365 and the way that the Coates family have set it up means that loans and investment in to the club or holding company can be offset against tax. So in real terms it's not the coates family who have bank rolled us to our recent success, it's the tax man. Thanks Uncle Peter and the extended family. Heres hoping that Stoke City FC can starve the taxman of more money in the coming years. So basically Coates and SCFC are tax dodgers? Can't wait to hear what the loony labour, anti tory brigade have to say about that ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Sept 22, 2011 6:57:55 GMT
3 in the morning and they are still wetting their gussets over little old Stoke. Admit it, you fucking love us. 3am in our time zone, dont forget hes a shit fan. Fair point ;D "hey you Stokeings are all gays and you loves younited"
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