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Post by knowles on Oct 28, 2009 12:33:02 GMT
After hearing our fans come up with some dreadful songs last night ("4-0, and yer going down" was the icing on the cake) I decided to think of some shit ones of my own during the very long journey home... (To Posh Spice is a Stokie...) Tuncay comes from Turkey, but we don't care one bit, He used to play for Boro, but realised they were shit. ;D (To Walking in a winter wonderland...) There's only one Dave Kitson, There's only one Dave Kitson, He used to be shite, Now he's alright, Walking in a Kitson wonderland* *Perhaps not quite so appropriate after his display last night!!! (To Ian Wright, Wright, Wright) Robert Huth, Huth, Huth.* *Surely we can't get these words wrong?!! (To Vieira, woah...) Diego, woah, Diego, woah, He comes from Uruguay, He loves an English pie, Diego, woah... OK, I fully expect them all to be ringing around the Brit on Saturday.  Seriously though, we need to freshen things up- it was pretty poor last night and has been (originality wise) for a while. |
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Post by nathan on Oct 28, 2009 12:34:32 GMT
4-0 and you're going down has to be the single most boneheaded chant ever sung.
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Post by luke45 on Oct 28, 2009 12:36:13 GMT
I like the Rob Huth one in particular, simple, yet effective  |
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Post by wembley4372 on Oct 28, 2009 12:36:19 GMT
Stick to the day job knowlesy |
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Post by eriksson74 on Oct 28, 2009 12:47:40 GMT
Perhaps change "English Pie" to Wrights Pie" to make it more localish in the Diego song?
I tried singing it with "He loves an Oatcke" but doesn't really sound right.
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Post by Big J on Oct 28, 2009 13:10:58 GMT
For England he should play James Beattie
For England he should play up front.
For England he should play James Beattie
Because James Beattie is.....(insert words here)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2009 13:15:16 GMT
For England he should play James Beattie For England he should play up front. For England he should play James Beattie Because James Beattie is.....(insert words here) For England he should play James Beattie For England he should play up front. For England he should play James Beattie Because James Beattie is.....pretty good up front. He’s got an eye for goal and is good in the air and on the deck. He is also a great penalty taker. Perhaps lacks a bit of pace but will always put a shift in. Great player to have in the squad. Chips in with vital goals. |
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Post by jen on Oct 28, 2009 13:17:45 GMT
Yep, we definitely need new songs for our newer players.
I also think it's about time Matty had a song - especially with his recent good form. I heard a brief "ooohhh Matty, Matty" at the West Ham game, but it doesn't really work (and it's also Tommy's song).
The only pretty crap idea I can come up with is "Go Matty, go Matty, go go go " (to the Stanglers Go Buddy Go, for those old enough to remember).
I'm sure more creative souls out there can come up with something better for our whizzy winger.
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Post by together we are stoke on Oct 28, 2009 13:22:10 GMT
we have a song for matty.
etherington etherington running down the wing
etherington etherington running down the wing
feared by the vale
loved by the stoke
etherington
to the tune of robin hood
also another
viva etherington, viva etherington,
running down the wing
hear the city sing
viva etherington
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Post by jen on Oct 28, 2009 13:24:12 GMT
we have a song for matty. etherington etherington running down the wing etherington etherington running down the wing feared by the vale loved by the stoke etherington to the tune of robin hood also another viva etherington, viva etherington, running down the wing hear the city sing viva etherington Fantastic - must have missed those.  |
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Post by burtonstokie on Oct 28, 2009 13:25:20 GMT
whoah, whoah we are the Boothen Boys. I think that one's pretty good and we should sing it more often.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 28, 2009 13:34:07 GMT
You could wait for a lifetime
To catch a glimpse of the Tuncaaayyyyy
But when you do, he will look fine
Because he'll burst the net...
He's gonna make it happen, he's gonna make it happen.
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Oct 28, 2009 13:50:39 GMT
Etherington Etherington running down the wing Etherington Etherington running down the wing Hated by the Vale, loved by the Stoke ETHERINGTON, ETHERINGTON Follow, Follow, Follow Stoke is the team to follow we'll score from the left and we'll score from the right and we'll score from Rory's long throoooooooooooow Take me down to the Stooooke City where the grass is green though the footy ain't pretty oh the Brit is my hooooooooome yeaaaaaaaaaah Oh my eyes have seen the days of Wembley 72 When little Stoke City showed the world what they could do they went down wembley way and they beat the Chelseaaaa and this is what we sing Fuck the media, we're city Fuck the pundits, we're city Fuck off Wenger, we're city and we're here to fucking stay They said we'd go back down, t'was inevitable Durham said our football was really really dull Of Pulis we're a fan, he says we're the twelth man and this is what we sing Fuck the media, we're city Fuck the pundits, we're city Fuck off Wenger, we're city and we're here to fucking stay There's a twelth man in the Boothen Open up and hear him go There's a twelth man in the Boothen Better let him out so he can roar AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
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Post by Peters Pipe on Oct 28, 2009 13:54:16 GMT
For England he should play James Beattie For England he should play up front. For England he should play James Beattie Because James Beattie is.....(insert words here) For England he should play James Beattie For England he should play up front. For England he should play James Beattie Because James Beattie is.....pretty good up front. He’s got an eye for goal and is good in the air and on the deck. He is also a great penalty taker. Perhaps lacks a bit of pace but will always put a shift in. Great player to have in the squad. Chips in with vital goals. Doesn't quite trip off the tongue does it? ;D |
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Post by Block 22 on Oct 28, 2009 15:46:34 GMT
Oh Ricci Fuller,
When You Shoot and Score,
Hear the city ROAR!
OI OI OI!
TO the tune of Planet Funk - Chase The Sun.
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Post by knowles on Oct 28, 2009 15:48:39 GMT
Love that one Block 22. I was trying to think of something to that tune!
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Post by KevinWhimper on Oct 28, 2009 15:55:19 GMT
For Rob Huth, I prefer, "The HUTH, The HUTH, The HUTH is on fire!!"
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Post by bunnyscfc on Oct 28, 2009 16:02:27 GMT
hark now hear
the City sing
a king was born today
and noone ever f***s with him
his name is Abdoulaye
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Post by Block 22 on Oct 28, 2009 16:04:55 GMT
Oh Ricci Fuller, When You Shoot and Score, Hear the city ROAR! OI OI OI! TO the tune of Planet Funk - Chase The Sun. as you can imagine, brit would be rockin to that! |
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Oct 28, 2009 16:06:55 GMT
hark now hear the City sing a king was born today and noone ever f***s with him his name is Abdoulaye Great song but too many words How about... Na na na..na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Abdoulaye My Lord Abdoulaye.. ;D |
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Post by Block 22 on Oct 28, 2009 16:08:32 GMT
NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, TUNCAAAAAYYYY!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2009 16:16:08 GMT
How about a Xmas one!!
(Silent night)
Tuuuuuuncaaaaay, Tuuuuuunncaaaaay
He wears the red, he wears the white
Turrrrrrkish delight, the pooootters pride
Fulllll of tricks, upfront or out wide
Never a mooooments peeeeeace
We’ve let Tuncay off his leash
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Post by stokerstayinup on Oct 28, 2009 16:17:30 GMT
hark now hear the City sing a king was born today and noone ever f***s with him his name is Abdoulaye Great song but too many words How about... Na na na..na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Abdoulaye My Lord Abdoulaye.. ;D ;D |
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Post by gloucesterstokie on Oct 28, 2009 16:21:32 GMT
NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, TUNCAAAAAYYYY! simple and effective, nice one |
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Post by lew86 on Oct 28, 2009 16:23:35 GMT
Can you hear us Boothen Boys
Repeat
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Post by rigsby on Oct 28, 2009 16:30:53 GMT
"He used to be shite, now he's alright" That's a backhanded compliment if ever i've heard one  |
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Post by rigsby on Oct 28, 2009 16:35:37 GMT
How about a Xmas one!! (Silent night) Tuuuuuuncaaaaay, Tuuuuuunncaaaaay He wears the red, he wears the white Turrrrrrkish delight, the pooootters pride Fulllll of tricks, upfront or out wide Never a mooooments peeeeeace We’ve let Tuncay off his leash See with the festive period almost upon us, it's a shame Tom Soares never made it in red n' white. 'You'd be better watch out, you'd better go cry, you'd better look out i'm telling you why, TOMMY SOARES IS COMING TO TOWN!' or who could forget the tender.... I... ...SAW MUMMY KISSING ...TOMMY SOARES ....UNDERNEATH THE BOOTHEN ROW |
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Post by scfcrob on Oct 28, 2009 17:43:53 GMT
hark now hear the City sing a king was born today and noone ever f***s with him his name is Abdoulaye Bunny is that Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits? Singer of such hits as Mrs. Brown, You've got a lovely daughter - Don't Go Out Into the Rain (You're Going to Melt) - No Milk Today - This Door Swings Both Ways and I'm Henry VIII, I Am? |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Oct 28, 2009 18:10:21 GMT
you've lost me rob!
It's to the tune of Hark now hear the City sing, the Vale ran away....
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Post by You want salad on kebab boss? on Oct 28, 2009 18:22:34 GMT
NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, TUNCAAAAAYYYY! Like it a lot ! |
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