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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 20, 2009 16:50:48 GMT
I'm not fussed on either of the feckers.
Dont say get stuffed. ;D
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Post by french toast on May 20, 2009 16:54:02 GMT
burned
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Post by premierstokie on May 20, 2009 16:55:17 GMT
kept in a big box of vinegar
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Post by stokie25 on May 20, 2009 16:57:29 GMT
i'm going to live forever...so none  |
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Post by luke45 on May 20, 2009 17:00:29 GMT
Buried, so i can wear my stoke shirt |
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Post by cantspellwontspell on May 20, 2009 17:04:28 GMT
cremated, and to have my ashes scattered in the following places  Looking down on Howtown, the dead end side of Ullswater   scattered into the wind from the back of Block24 |
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Post by Beardy200 on May 20, 2009 17:28:21 GMT
I'm not fussed on either of the feckers. Dont say get stuffed. ;D Same as you. Who gives a shit ..... you're dead. |
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Post by chunky on May 20, 2009 17:30:26 GMT
smokey!!!
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Post by DannyStokie on May 20, 2009 17:33:11 GMT
cremated, and to have my ashes scattered in the following places Looking down on Howtown, the dead end side of Ullswater scattered into the wind from the back of Block24 it will go all over the seats if you scatter from the back of Block 24. |
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Post by stantheman on May 20, 2009 17:33:24 GMT
read my little thingymajid at the base of this post
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Post by Dazzlerscfc on May 20, 2009 17:52:40 GMT
Cremated, i'm not giving those fucking maggots or worms a fucking dinner.
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Post by bondygodfatherleek on May 20, 2009 18:11:10 GMT
I'm leaving my body, or whats left of it?? to the North/Staffordshire University hospital Keele. No fuss , just their undertakers fetching you. Simple and easy.  8-)me  You get Buried, the Council dig you up and built on the plot what was "SACRED Ground" . sacred Ground my arse  , cremated, ??? ???just a waste of a bit of dead research meat. When you dead your body might as well be use to save some other poor fucker. No fuss when I leave, Just a Proper Irish wake. celebration no tears. Which won't be long if all the pissing Governments don't put Money in the National Health. 8-)me www.keele.ac.uk/depts/ms/resources/anatomy/KF002leafleta5vs.pdf |
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Post by mermaidsal on May 20, 2009 18:15:53 GMT
Buried in a wood please.
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Post by premierstokie on May 20, 2009 18:21:18 GMT
thrown buried, same thing? |
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Post by bondygodfatherleek on May 20, 2009 19:00:26 GMT
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Post by frasiertruffles on May 20, 2009 19:30:53 GMT
Don't worry Sal, if there's no woods left there's plenty on here who will give you wood  Oh yeah, Viking burial. Cast me out to see and set fire to my boat PS when i'm dead of course  |
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Post by bondygodfatherleek on May 20, 2009 21:20:18 GMT
Don't worry Sal, if there's no woods left there's plenty on here who will give you wood Oh yeah, Viking burial. Cast me out to see and set fire to my boat PS when i'm dead of course I likes the idea of that one frasier. ;D ;D ;D The setting Rudyard lake on a moon lit night, my wee boat on the lake ,loch , bit of water if we have a drought that year. Me There all in Stoke gears, Ma make sure you wash it first duck, lay ed out with the Union Flag draped on me. Drifting to wards Rushton. Then lads and lassies do your deed, alight your arrow of fire on to my vessel. and don't drink all the decent whiskey yer fuckers ;D 8-)me  Keep it away from the banks, or the warden will fine yer, the twat |
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Post by widnesstokies on May 20, 2009 21:46:28 GMT
The funeral director rang me to see if i wanted my mother in law burying or cremating after she sadly passed away, i said "Both, take no fuckin chances.
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Post by robchicken on May 20, 2009 21:49:34 GMT
cremated
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 20, 2009 23:55:58 GMT
I can imagine the scene now Sal. A beautiful english wood, layed to rest in small sleepy hollow surrounded by bluebells, the birds are singing and a small lonley deer wanders through. Still, silent and enchanting. And then on the first fucking night, the Pope arrives and shits on you. |
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on May 21, 2009 7:48:41 GMT
I want to be put in a solid lead coffin, and dropped from a helicoptor on Leicester Centre on a Saturday afternoon.
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Post by Arthurdollar on May 21, 2009 9:50:20 GMT
I going to put on an owd boat and pushed out on the Trent and Mersey Canal and all me muckers shoot burning arrows onto the boat.....A real Viking funeral.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 21, 2009 11:25:13 GMT
I've decided I want recycling. Into what, I have'nt a clue yet.  |
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Post by edwardhitler on May 21, 2009 14:32:30 GMT
Neither. I have signed up to have my body used for medical science.
Suppose it will be burned when they have finished with it though!!
No funeral for me either.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 21, 2009 14:57:49 GMT
I wanna be cryogenically frozen and shot into space.
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Post by bondygodfatherleek on May 21, 2009 17:47:30 GMT
Neither. I have signed up to have my body used for medical science. Suppose it will be burned when they have finished with it though!! No funeral for me either. You can state if after use, 3 years Max unless . Like 8-)me you tick the box saying they can use your bits for longer . Have whats left. Your kin can always sell the other bit's in certain resterants in Hanley. Hal -hal i think It's called??? |
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Post by musik on Jun 6, 2021 23:15:29 GMT
None.
My testament will say: stuffed and placed seated in an unbreakable glass bubble, showing the world the finger.
If that's not possible, cryonics for a couple of hundred years.
Reminding you, I have already been clincilly declared dead afterwards by screening once in this life.
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Post by heworksardtho on Jun 7, 2021 6:21:53 GMT
Cremated so my wife can sprinkle some of my ashes on her corn flakes so I can go through her arse one more time
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 7, 2021 10:05:25 GMT
How come this thread got dug up?
I'll get me coat.
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Post by franklin on Jun 7, 2021 10:14:41 GMT
I think the costs associated with death are disgusting. My father died some time before my mother but when she did die the cost alone for digging a hole to allow her ashes to be buried with my dad was about £700!!! If I'd known or been allowed I'd have dug it myself it was only about 3 foot square and 3 foot deep I would have taken me about an hour at most.
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8-)me 
, cremated, ??? ???just a waste of a bit of dead research meat. 
