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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 10:53:47 GMT
Preserved just in case, then I could be brought back when we're good but could need a rake of pickle juice
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Post by musik on Jun 7, 2021 11:11:25 GMT
Preserved just in case, then I could be brought back when we're good but could need a rake of pickle juice I read there are three companies in Cryonics and if you sign a life insurance to the most recommended you'll be fine, it will cover the cost.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 11:16:56 GMT
Preserved just in case, then I could be brought back when we're good but could need a rake of pickle juice I read there are three companies in Cryonics and if you sign a life insurance to the most recommended you'll be fine, it will cover the cost. Just e mailed them. Will get back to you in 2198 if it worked
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Post by thebasfordhedgehog on Jun 7, 2021 18:32:27 GMT
Buried. In a shoebox with straw, somewhere up The Butts.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 7, 2021 18:33:40 GMT
Buried. In a shoebox with straw, somewhere up The Butts. Won’t you be shat out by a fox and left to rot?👀🤣
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Post by thebasfordhedgehog on Jun 7, 2021 18:35:49 GMT
Buried. In a shoebox with straw, somewhere up The Butts. Won’t you be shat out by a fox and left to rot?👀🤣 I’ll be dead, Badge, so I don’t care 🙂
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Post by questionable on Jun 7, 2021 18:50:17 GMT
Christ depressing or what. The wife keeps asking me the same funnily enough.
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Post by NassauDave on Jun 7, 2021 19:33:07 GMT
I thought this was going to be a thread regarding the future of Fail Park.
How disappointing....😕
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Post by brotherleelove on Jun 7, 2021 20:19:21 GMT
I'm not fussed on either of the feckers. Dont say get stuffed. ;D Same as you. Who gives a shit ..... you're dead.
Ever hears of NDE's ? I find them very convincing.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 20:39:23 GMT
If you're a ghost do you haunt in the clothes you were buried in? If anyone has seen one ( apart from the Banshee my Mum swore lived in the back field) let me know. I don't want to be buried in something from Matalan or a pink shirt and come back wearing that. I take it those wispy ghosts are cremated people
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Post by Gods on Jun 7, 2021 21:59:10 GMT
I thought this was the old Les Dawson joke...
‘Your mother-in-law passed away. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?’
Son-in-law: ‘Take no chances. Order all three.’
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 7, 2021 22:10:27 GMT
If you're a ghost do you haunt in the clothes you were buried in? If anyone has seen one ( apart from the Banshee my Mum swore lived in the back field) let me know. I don't want to be buried in something from Matalan or a pink shirt and come back wearing that. I take it those wispy ghosts are cremated people You get a nice negligee handed to you on your way through the pearly gates specifically for haunting. 👍
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 22:14:12 GMT
If you're a ghost do you haunt in the clothes you were buried in? If anyone has seen one ( apart from the Banshee my Mum swore lived in the back field) let me know. I don't want to be buried in something from Matalan or a pink shirt and come back wearing that. I take it those wispy ghosts are cremated people You get a nice negligee handed to you on your way through the pearly gates specifically for haunting. 👍 beats a Coldplay T Shirt or a Superdry thing I guess.
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jun 7, 2021 22:19:38 GMT
How come this thread got dug up?
I'll get me coat. Because Musik.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 10, 2021 7:57:04 GMT
Told my lot to find the cheapest way to cremate me. Cardboard coffin at best and one of those peoples funeral without any god botherer or church. Then chuck £300 behind the bar at The Foxhound with a few trays of sandwiches and have a ball. My daughters friend, a Royal Marine, father died. So him and his brother bought a coffin on eBay and hired a black transit van. It cost to prepare his body and place it in the coffin plus cremation cost.
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