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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 22:36:18 GMT
58-Amdy is a member of the cesney hawkes fan club, he can play "the one and only" on a banjo with his teeth tied behind his ears.
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 3, 2009 22:36:31 GMT
c) He speaks to lamposts between the hours of 4:37 pm and 8:17 pm because thats when they are most friendly.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 22:38:44 GMT
4531) faye is overweigh....
*faye hunts me down and kills me by just giving me "the look"*
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Post by cartwright4 on Mar 3, 2009 22:40:25 GMT
8.999) He once appeared on "Going for Gold", presented by Henry Kelly, where he got a question wrong about molluscs
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 3, 2009 22:44:45 GMT
118118) Amdy Faye starts each and every day by listening to the theme music to "Steptoe and Son" on his MP3 player.
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 22:53:33 GMT
6- Amdy once set out to bring the titanic to the surface, but instead ended up eating a banana with a shovel by mistake.
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Post by bettyswallocks on Mar 3, 2009 22:54:53 GMT
75.94) Amdy Faye is the real father. Joseph was merely a stepfather who raised Jesus.
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 23:03:28 GMT
ײַצּתּזּﭑגּךּלּ) As a small boy growing up in Senegal, he liked to race downhill on his nan's commode. On one occasion, he ran over a neighbour's cat, killing it outright. Worried that he may get into trouble, he hid the evidence under the commode-seat, with the intention of disposing of the remains after dark. Later that evening, however, he remembered that he had a geography exam the following day and hadn't done any revision; the maimed feline thus remained in situ. This indiscretion resulted in tragedy that very night, when the elderly Mrs Faye was compelled to take a bathroom break. Having used the commode in the normal manner, young Amdy's grandma lifted the seat and gazed upon its contents. Thinking that she'd shat a furry ginger quadruped, Mrs Faye suffered a massive heart-attack and died. Amdy has borne this terrible burden ever since, and now takes out his anger on Premier League midfielders.
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 23:07:52 GMT
T-10) Amdy Faye is not a footballer, but in fact a method actor preparing for a role in the east end version of made for TV movie Splash too (sequel to Splash).
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 3, 2009 23:10:51 GMT
Amdy faye once appeared on QI but the episode was not used because alls that he did was take the mick out of Stephen fry for taking "sausage up the anus"
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 23:13:01 GMT
XIIIV) Amdy doesn't care much for Rogers & Hammerstein musicals. He says Rogers is Ok, but he thinks Hammerstein is a c***.
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Post by Championship Potter on Mar 3, 2009 23:13:47 GMT
When asked the question "Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?", Amdy Faye took a moment to consider, then replied "Abdoulaye Faye."
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 23:15:10 GMT
Amdy faye once punched a cat in the face.
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 3, 2009 23:15:19 GMT
4646) amdy faye was interviewed by the one show about his feellings on the rapid growth of grey squirrells in britain. Amdy faye's reply to every question was " i like hamster"
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 23:21:33 GMT
0) Amdy once had an argument with Deon Burton over which word is the opposite of "gormless". Amdy declared "gormful", while Burton maintained that it is "gormulent". After much debating, it was decided that both are acceptable.
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Mar 3, 2009 23:33:52 GMT
3.14159265) When bored, Amdy Faye loves to have 'Playtime', where his favourite activity is recreating some of the worlds most impressive structures and buildings out of cheesestrings. He then pretends he is Godzilla, smashes them all up, and eats it for lunch with a chocolate milkshake.
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 23:34:51 GMT
Amdy's best friend is two time commonwealth games shot put champion Geoff Capes, they often spend time together watching re-runs of 80's scouse TV show 'Bread'.
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Mar 3, 2009 23:36:07 GMT
123) Amdy Faye was once spotted with a cheeky grin after leaving James Beatties house. Turns out he had shat through his letter box, and eaten his award winning vegetables.
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 23:43:51 GMT
-1) He can recite pi to one decimal place.
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2009 23:47:30 GMT
!@) Amdy once trapped his nose in a canal boat.
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Post by gerrymcmahon on Mar 4, 2009 0:10:31 GMT
19) He once fingered a midget.
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Mar 4, 2009 0:16:48 GMT
Amdy Faye once appeared on the Estonian version of Saturday Night Takeaway dressed as a giant egg-cup.
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Post by scfcdave on Mar 4, 2009 0:17:21 GMT
He bought a condominium on the sun , but it burned down
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Post by scfcdave on Mar 4, 2009 0:17:56 GMT
He can play the spoons with forks
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Post by scfcdave on Mar 4, 2009 0:19:08 GMT
He bought shares in woolworths last week
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Post by serpico on Mar 4, 2009 0:19:32 GMT
Amdy was once a member of a skiffle/jazz/swedish hardcore metal fusion band called, The Alan Titchmarsh Doppleganger Trio Experience .
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Post by scfcdave on Mar 4, 2009 0:22:02 GMT
He once referred to Trouserdog as Dousertrog
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Mar 4, 2009 0:24:07 GMT
He's fine thank you.
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Post by jbstokie on Mar 4, 2009 0:29:09 GMT
He co-wrote the Cadbury's eyebrow advert
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Post by McLovin on Mar 4, 2009 2:26:09 GMT
He single-handedly burnt a hole in the o-zone layer, by making a female bear squirt.
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