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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:07:31 GMT
1. He sometimes likes to attend the funerals of dead strangers, dressed in a bat-man outfit with his limp cock hanging out of the fly-hole.
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Mar 3, 2009 20:09:21 GMT
101 Thing you never knew about Trouserdog. 1. He's seriously fucked up in the head
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Post by salopstick on Mar 3, 2009 20:09:52 GMT
he is mine and abdy's cousin
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 20:11:24 GMT
Trouserdog, have you escaped from the institute again?
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:13:08 GMT
2. He can't pronounce the word "cheese", so for convenience when shopping, he refers to all cheeses as "Uncle Keith".
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 20:14:06 GMT
3. he loves only the wax of Edam
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:18:09 GMT
4. He auditioned for Carol Vorderman's job on "Countdown", but was rejected for smearing excement over the giant clock.
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:18:54 GMT
Fucking hell, I'll get there in the end even if I have to do all the work myself...
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 20:20:01 GMT
5. He can believe it's not butter
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Post by evans1863 on Mar 3, 2009 20:21:55 GMT
6) He planned on shooting the Sri Lanka cricket squad up but his plane left without him.
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 20:22:20 GMT
7. He was Miley Cyrus' make up artist when she performed on the x factor, he also sung while Britney Spears mimed
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Post by evans1863 on Mar 3, 2009 20:23:42 GMT
8) He was desperate to join the "Jackson 5" and make it the "Faye 6"
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:24:18 GMT
5. If you change all the letters in it, his name is a perfect anagram of "He Who Marries Cats"
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Post by whelan_6 on Mar 3, 2009 20:25:16 GMT
9) He's not really black,just rubbed dubbin all over himself or tone would'nt of signed him.
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Post by Mozzaa on Mar 3, 2009 20:27:10 GMT
10) Amdy Faye once ate a rhino at Chester Zoo
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 20:27:53 GMT
10. he is slowing demolishing every city in england so stoke can rule, just look what he did to leeds
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:27:59 GMT
11) He lists his favourite foods as artichokes, broad beans, and catalytic converters.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 20:37:50 GMT
12. he drinks the inside of lava lamps, even though a sticker tells him not to
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 3, 2009 20:40:56 GMT
13. He once believed that he would start every game at Stoke, but settled for cutting up half time oranges with Kitson and Camara
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 3, 2009 20:41:00 GMT
101 Thing you never knew about Trouserdog. 1. He's seriously fucked up in the head To be fair .... everyone knows that. I did laugh all the same ;D
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Post by alexthestokie08 on Mar 3, 2009 20:41:36 GMT
13. hes a necrofiliac
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Post by magicmanfuller on Mar 3, 2009 20:47:07 GMT
14. he loves marmite on toast
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Mar 3, 2009 20:48:10 GMT
14. Trouserdog is top of his hitlist
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 3, 2009 20:49:06 GMT
15. He once went home without permission and left his twin brother to play instead ..... then he left Charlton.
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Post by Wizbit on Mar 3, 2009 20:51:55 GMT
16) He eats baked beans with a toothpick made of lions toenails
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Post by alexthestokie08 on Mar 3, 2009 20:52:51 GMT
17. hes gay
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Mar 3, 2009 20:53:06 GMT
17. He wont talk to Lennie because 7 8 9
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 20:53:09 GMT
16) His full name is Adamantine because this is what he is made of, but he shortens it to Amdy.
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 20:56:17 GMT
17) He's been banned from Madeley pond for five years after he masturbated into a swan's nest.
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 20:59:23 GMT
18) He does not like geese.
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