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Post by Rory's Towel Boy on Mar 3, 2009 21:00:22 GMT
19) He has never been tangoed, but he was "Tapped up" by Phil Brown
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Mar 3, 2009 21:00:59 GMT
18. The Madeley pond thing was a stitch up. He got swans confused with turkeys and thought he was having a gobble
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 21:01:08 GMT
19) his scream does not echo
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 21:01:22 GMT
19) He once failed a random drugs test after pissing liquid heroin into the eyes of a furious FA official.
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Post by Rory's Towel Boy on Mar 3, 2009 21:01:55 GMT
20) He shot Roger Rabbit
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Mar 3, 2009 21:02:31 GMT
19. The Madeley pond incident was a stitch up. He got swans confused with turkeys and thought he was having a gobble
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Post by alexthestokie08 on Mar 3, 2009 21:04:06 GMT
20. he was once seen outside a night club with a condom covering his head
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Mar 3, 2009 21:04:36 GMT
20 (ish) Error message said I hadn't posted so Amdy made me do it again
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 21:05:21 GMT
21) Amdy Faye is not a man but a species. Amdy Fayes are known for their migratory patterns and backward running.
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 21:10:12 GMT
22) His ultimate sexual fantasy is to take Sally Gunnell from both ends at once, while dressed as a locust.
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Post by Trouserdog on Mar 3, 2009 21:14:06 GMT
23) He likes to wake sleeping babies up by screaming "HARRISON FORD" down their little ear-holes.
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 21:17:21 GMT
24) He was Harrison Ford's stunt double in the original Star Wars. He was fired for wearing a bizarre hat.
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 21:20:44 GMT
25) he made Heston Blumenthal's glasses
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Post by alexthestokie08 on Mar 3, 2009 21:23:22 GMT
he is parkin's personal trainer
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Post by One-Two on Mar 3, 2009 21:26:53 GMT
27) he baked the cake for the car in the skoda advert
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 21:28:26 GMT
28) He lists his favourite colour as 'safety orange'.
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Post by Funky on Mar 3, 2009 21:42:18 GMT
29) He knows you can use half of a lemon to remove rhubarb stains out of pie crusts.
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Post by cartwright4 on Mar 3, 2009 21:44:47 GMT
30) His favourite letters of the alphabet are, in the following order, F,Q,I,R,T,P,L,M,N,A,S,J,H,W,E,T,Y,U,O,D,G,K,Z,X & C. He does not acknowledge the letter 'V'.
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Post by evans1863 on Mar 3, 2009 21:50:00 GMT
Amdy Faye is the Chinese Suduko champion
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Post by Olgrligm on Mar 3, 2009 21:52:31 GMT
31) He is a carnivore.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 21:53:10 GMT
32. he defeated king kong in a staring contest
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Post by tsm on Mar 3, 2009 21:53:22 GMT
32. He fills a teacup from the top down, using a system of mini locks.
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Post by tsm on Mar 3, 2009 21:55:18 GMT
34. Amdy plans to write a book of poetry, but only in his native language of latin.
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 3, 2009 21:57:50 GMT
36. He has a fear of heights so bad that he even has to go down stairs backwards.
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Post by LDE76 on Mar 3, 2009 21:57:52 GMT
35) He erased #33 by the power of thought.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 3, 2009 21:58:30 GMT
35. faye presses flowers... then eats them
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Post by scfc1987 on Mar 3, 2009 21:59:01 GMT
37. Amdy Faye is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Amdy Faye.
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Post by alexthestokie08 on Mar 3, 2009 21:59:48 GMT
36. he sucked off a foreign man
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Mar 3, 2009 22:00:46 GMT
37. He invented the Exclamation mark.
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 3, 2009 22:01:16 GMT
38. He once punched his nan so hard, she shat over her curtains and now lives in the pantry.
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