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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 27, 2024 21:17:47 GMT
First trip to Saint Mary's today. As usual for an away day, we went drinking around the ground first, no colours or anything like that.
As usual, I ordered a Guinness, and being left handed, I held my pint in that hand, because you know... it's natural.
What followed was weird enough, but I thought it was extra weird because it happened not once, but twice- in two different pubs, with two different Southampton fans.
I was standing there minding my own business, not doing anything unusual, when I was approached- twice remember- by Saints fans who whispered "Ooh, lefty blackstuff, whistling willy?", and then without another word, they headed directly to the gents.
Needless to say, I was, and remain, highly confused- did anyone else experience the same?
Edit- great game, Manhoef was excellent.
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Post by musik on Apr 27, 2024 21:24:14 GMT
Some local thing?
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Post by DansViews on Apr 27, 2024 21:25:23 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet.
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Post by wazbagsbro on Apr 27, 2024 21:37:02 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. Ha ha ha ha ha fuckin hell that’s made me laugh. Thank the good lord you didn’t need a piss at the time. That would of confused you. |
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Post by lordb on Apr 27, 2024 21:37:24 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. Useful to know |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 27, 2024 21:43:18 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. They must have been really annoyed when I went in and sucked two different blokes off. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 27, 2024 22:17:21 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. And this is why this is the best fanbase message board. |
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Post by thanksjon on Apr 27, 2024 22:47:13 GMT
Grinder has saved left handers and awful lot of confusion.
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Apr 27, 2024 22:59:58 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. Useful to know Why you now going on the prowl for lefties drinking porter…😆 |
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Post by lordb on Apr 27, 2024 23:08:55 GMT
Why you now going on the prowl for lefties drinking porter…😆 Doesn't everyone?? Tbh I find left handers sinister |
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Post by wrighter on Apr 27, 2024 23:12:28 GMT
where is this pub ?
asking for a friend lol
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Apr 27, 2024 23:39:11 GMT
Good job there weren't any brown hatters , nine bob notes or dykes in the pub..
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Post by southcoaststokie on Apr 27, 2024 23:42:30 GMT
30,000 and not one song 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 27, 2024 23:44:30 GMT
30,000 and not one song 🤣🤣🤣 Hard to sing with a gob full of dicks. |
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Apr 28, 2024 0:50:52 GMT
Thought their fans were very subdued ..But they had to be with play offs coming up.
Heard a bit of booing at the end..
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Post by 36dd on Apr 28, 2024 6:39:03 GMT
Fair play to the Concourse staff (or who managers them), forgive me if this happens at any other club? Mid way through the second half I saw the offer out left over pies and Hot Dogs to supporters situated in the Disabled platforms. Which I felt was generous to do, in addition a big steward personally attended Stoke Fan who had a walking stick as she walked to the ground from the coach. Nice touch tbh, I was right next to the home fans, and they were quiet as, the odd ‘You Dirty Northern W@nkers’ every now and then.
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Post by theonlooker on Apr 28, 2024 7:03:15 GMT
This thread has serious potential. Well played sir. 👍
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Post by Clayton Wood on Apr 28, 2024 8:21:06 GMT
30,000 and not one song 🤣🤣🤣 Hard to sing with a gob full of dicks. Saw A Gob Full of Dicks supporting WOT in early '90's Lead singer used to gargle to Someday my Prince will Come from Snow White for the encore. Great singer, great band. |
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Post by Roger Everyone on Apr 28, 2024 8:38:32 GMT
30,000 and not one song 🤣🤣🤣 I went in the Southampton stands with my best friend (saints fan) it's possibly the most silent we have ever heard the crowd. The most noise they made was the fans shouting at them to stop trying to play it out from the back. And stop playing it backwards 😂, the stoke fans were very noisy. Credit to the Southampton fans who accepted me within there stand and were all a great laugh to spend 90 minutes with. They were more than impressed with million his work rate was exceptional. |
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Post by loosestools on Apr 28, 2024 9:03:17 GMT
Hard to sing with a gob full of dicks. Saw A Gob Full of Dicks supporting WOT in early '90's Lead singer used to gargle to Someday my Prince will Come from Snow White for the encore. Great singer, great band. Some things just really make me laugh - and this is one of them. |
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Post by senojbor on Apr 28, 2024 9:10:59 GMT
I'm a man of the world but never heard of that.
For as long as I've been on this message board I've thought you were female
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Post by tqstokie on Apr 28, 2024 9:26:51 GMT
Good job there weren't any brown hatters , nine bob notes or dykes in the pub.. Or four speed walking sticks! |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Apr 28, 2024 9:33:50 GMT
I'm a man of the world but never heard of that. For as long as I've been on this message board I've thought you were female Let's be honest these days he could identify as both a left handed female and left handed male all in the same day. |
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Post by frasier37 on Apr 28, 2024 10:00:05 GMT
Back in the day, if you drank any type of stout in one of the port ale houses with your left hand, it means you wanted to suck another bloke off in the toilet. You know this how?  |
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Post by J-Roar on Apr 28, 2024 10:21:38 GMT
Why you now going on the prowl for lefties drinking porter…😆 Doesn't everyone?? Tbh I find left handers sinister The word sinister comes from the Italian for left. |
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Post by J-Roar on Apr 28, 2024 10:22:49 GMT
30,000 and not one song 🤣🤣🤣 Hard to sing with a gob full of dicks. I've always found it quite easy. |
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Post by pmjh on Apr 28, 2024 11:09:32 GMT
I'm a man of the world but never heard of that. For as long as I've been on this message board I've thought you were female They is  |
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Post by dadofsam on Apr 28, 2024 12:08:10 GMT
Did you recognise any of them as tory MPs
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Post by Waggy on Apr 28, 2024 12:24:27 GMT
Must be an old fisherman’s saying. I once had a fisherman ask me if I wanted to suck his friend. I take it, it was a joke about a sweet but he kept a straight face so just said “no thanks.” and looked away. Bit odd on the coasts.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 28, 2024 18:29:28 GMT
Must be an old fisherman’s saying. I once had a fisherman ask me if I wanted to suck his friend. I take it, it was a joke about a sweet but he kept a straight face so just said “no thanks.” and looked away. Bit odd on the coasts. Never trust a man who dangles his tackle in the water for a living Colin. Sounds much like my mate who went to Ibiza as Steve and came back as Stephanie after spending a week with a salty old sea dog. 🫣 |
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