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Post by degoeystache on Mar 10, 2024 10:47:25 GMT
I know this has been done to death, but it would be great to have some additional chants rather than singing chants for players who haven’t played for us for years (Kenwyne Jones sung yesterday).
Liverpool had a chant for Patrick Berger that could be changed for Wouter.
The Kinks - Lola
He’s 6 foot 3 and he’s strong as an Ox
And he scores great goals from the edge of the box
His name is Burger
La la Wouter Burger
Mousse T - Horny
Nice and simple one of: Niall Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis (repeat add infinitum)
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Post by clivey05 on Mar 10, 2024 11:19:30 GMT
Manhoef, Manhoef, Manhoef is on fire!!
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Post by nott1 on Mar 10, 2024 11:34:54 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones?
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 10, 2024 11:49:38 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones? Special Brew? |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 10, 2024 11:52:19 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones? Special Brew? And Monkey Dust. A potent mixture. So I'm told. |
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Post by nott1 on Mar 10, 2024 11:54:21 GMT
And Monkey Dust. A potent mixture. So I'm told. Idiocy! |
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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 10, 2024 11:54:47 GMT
I know this has been done to death, but it would be great to have some additional chants rather than singing chants for players who haven’t played for us for years (Kenwyne Jones sung yesterday). Liverpool had a chant for Patrick Berger that could be changed for Wouter. The Kinks - Lola He’s 6 foot 3 and he’s strong as an Ox And he scores great goals from the edge of the box His name is Burger La la Wouter Burger Mousse T - Horny Nice and simple one of: Niall Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis (repeat add infinitum) If Gianfranco Zola was around and playing for us, the kinks song would be a belter…….. we had bigger fish to fry though !! |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 10, 2024 11:55:54 GMT
And Monkey Dust. A potent mixture. So I'm told. Idiocy! Me or them?  |
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Post by nott1 on Mar 10, 2024 11:57:42 GMT
Me or them? Them...not you, sorry if you took it that way. |
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Post by GrahamHyde on Mar 10, 2024 12:13:20 GMT
Just as long as they're not sang at a rate of knots akin to a Ferrari Testarossa.
Couldn't keep up with that Bae Junho chant yesterday it was that fast. Calm down lads!
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Post by bingbang on Mar 10, 2024 12:19:01 GMT
Got my bus all singing " oh Wouter burger, Wouter burger, na na na na na. Simple but if everyone jumped as they sang it would look ace.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 10, 2024 12:22:20 GMT
Me or them? Them...not you, sorry if you took it that way.  I knew really. Although you would have been right with either |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Mar 10, 2024 12:30:45 GMT
And Monkey Dust. A potent mixture. So I'm told. I can confirm that this is one hundred percent correct. |
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Post by roylandstoke on Mar 10, 2024 12:43:27 GMT
If we could sing anything at 45 instead of 78 it would be an improvement.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Mar 10, 2024 14:03:02 GMT
My favourite from yesterday was “Stoke are staying up with a million on the wing”..
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Post by scfcwebby on Mar 10, 2024 14:18:17 GMT
Just as long as they're not sang at a rate of knots akin to a Ferrari Testarossa. Couldn't keep up with that Bae Junho chant yesterday it was that fast. Calm down lads! They are all sung at 100mph with people insisting on clapping through every song... It shouldn't but it pisses me rayt off |
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 10, 2024 14:34:06 GMT
Just as long as they're not sang at a rate of knots akin to a Ferrari Testarossa. Couldn't keep up with that Bae Junho chant yesterday it was that fast. Calm down lads! They are all sung at 100mph with people insisting on clapping through every song... I'm absolutely certain that the prevalence of low-quality 'pub dust' is to blame for this phenomenon. |
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Post by Glory Hunter on Mar 10, 2024 15:14:16 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones? I think it’s for 3 main reasons, first it’s a catchy song that took off, Second very few decent new songs emerging (I like the Lola one though for Burger) and Third, while Kenwyne ‘s performances tailed off at the end of his stay here, for a large part of it he was magnificent and unplayable especially in the air. |
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Post by nott1 on Mar 10, 2024 20:33:49 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones? I think it’s for 3 main reasons, first it’s a catchy song that took off, Second very few decent new songs emerging (I like the Lola one though for Burger) and Third, while Kenwyne ‘s performances tailed off at the end of his stay here, for a large part of it he was magnificent and unplayable especially in the air. Sorry but I thought he was a bone idle layabout! He was unplayable about three times! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 10, 2024 20:49:58 GMT
They are all sung at 100mph with people insisting on clapping through every song... I'm absolutely certain that the prevalence of low-quality 'pub dust' is to blame for this phenomenon. Low Quality Pub Dust? Didn’t they support World of………..oh never mind, it’s my mind playing tricks on me again. |
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Post by stokieoldboy on Mar 11, 2024 0:08:52 GMT
Manhoef, Manhoef, Manhoef is on fire!! ok this is a real simple song/tune, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS, MANHOEF. MANHOEF, OH OH OH, MANHOEF MANHOEF, MANHOEF MANHOEF, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS. - - - - - - - - - - - just keep singing it to yourself over and over, I’m going to bed now, and can’t get it out of my head, its fcukg genius, its definitely an upgrade from go on stoke, go on stoke, or when the reds go marching fcukg on, its tedious, outdated,and sung by every fcukg club, wearing red. |
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Post by degoeystache on Mar 11, 2024 0:44:38 GMT
Manhoef, Manhoef, Manhoef is on fire!! ok this is a real simple song/tune, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS, MANHOEF. MANHOEF, OH OH OH, MANHOEF MANHOEF, MANHOEF MANHOEF, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS. - - - - - - - - - - - just keep singing it to yourself over and over, I’m going to bed now, and can’t get it out of my head, its fcukg genius, its definitely an upgrade from go on stoke, go on stoke, or when the reds go marching fcukg on, its tedious, outdated,and sung by every fcukg club, wearing red. Is this to the tune of the Proclaimers? |
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Post by degoeystache on Mar 11, 2024 0:47:22 GMT
What on earth makes ANYONE sing for Kenwyne Jones? I think it’s for 3 main reasons, first it’s a catchy song that took off, Second very few decent new songs emerging (I like the Lola one though for Burger) and Third, while Kenwyne ‘s performances tailed off at the end of his stay here, for a large part of it he was magnificent and unplayable especially in the air. I agree it’s catchy and witty it’s just a shame we are singing songs about players from over 10 years ago. It really would be nice to have a song for Burger and it would be great if the one I posted earlier got into people’s heads, unless someone can find a better chant. Ii would love to hear some different chants and the Bae Junho one is great. I find myself walking round the house singing it most nights 😂 |
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Post by scfcwebby on Mar 11, 2024 4:13:44 GMT
Manhoef, Manhoef, Manhoef is on fire!! ok this is a real simple song/tune, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS, MANHOEF. MANHOEF, OH OH OH, MANHOEF MANHOEF, MANHOEF MANHOEF, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS. - - - - - - - - - - - just keep singing it to yourself over and over, I’m going to bed now, and can’t get it out of my head, its fcukg genius, its definitely an upgrade from go on stoke, go on stoke, or when the reds go marching fcukg on, its tedious, outdated,and sung by every fcukg club, wearing red. Where do we clap? |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Mar 11, 2024 6:44:54 GMT
ok this is a real simple song/tune, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS, MANHOEF. MANHOEF, OH OH OH, MANHOEF MANHOEF, MANHOEF MANHOEF, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS. - - - - - - - - - - - just keep singing it to yourself over and over, I’m going to bed now, and can’t get it out of my head, its fcukg genius, its definitely an upgrade from go on stoke, go on stoke, or when the reds go marching fcukg on, its tedious, outdated,and sung by every fcukg club, wearing red. Where do we clap? Just black up and give it some Jazz hands and you’ll be fine. |
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Post by redwhite on Mar 11, 2024 7:25:03 GMT
Rock the Casbah:
The Vale don’t like him
Wouter Burger
Wouter Burger
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Post by pretzel on Mar 11, 2024 7:25:56 GMT
In honour of our new goalscoring sensation..
Oggy Oggy Oggy... oi oi oi
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Post by nott1 on Mar 11, 2024 8:53:37 GMT
In honour of our new goalscoring sensation.. Oggy Oggy Oggy... oi oi oi We don't have one and have not had one for years and years! |
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Post by stokieoldboy on Mar 11, 2024 9:25:40 GMT
ok this is a real simple song/tune, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS, MANHOEF. MANHOEF, OH OH OH, MANHOEF MANHOEF, MANHOEF MANHOEF, I’LL WALK A { MILLION }MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR GOALS. - - - - - - - - - - - just keep singing it to yourself over and over, I’m going to bed now, and can’t get it out of my head, its fcukg genius, its definitely an upgrade from go on stoke, go on stoke, or when the reds go marching fcukg on, its tedious, outdated,and sung by every fcukg club, wearing red. Where do we clap? You fcukg slow clap, all the way through the the song, we need songs, for our young foreign stars, it will make them feel at home, just thinking of one, for Berger, and Jun Ho, I predict, these three players, are going to be super stars, hopefully with STOKE CITY in the premier league, UTP |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 11, 2024 12:23:31 GMT
I know this has been done to death, but it would be great to have some additional chants rather than singing chants for players who haven’t played for us for years (Kenwyne Jones sung yesterday). Liverpool had a chant for Patrick Berger that could be changed for Wouter. The Kinks - Lola He’s 6 foot 3 and he’s strong as an Ox And he scores great goals from the edge of the box His name is Burger La la Wouter Burger Mousse T - Horny Nice and simple one of: Niall Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis (repeat add infinitum) Love Burger,but scoring outside the box is pushing it a bit. |
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