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Post by cobhamstokey on Feb 26, 2024 7:19:21 GMT
I’m sure this will be a controversial one but what would you prioritise if you were PM. In no particular order.
- Prioritise Public Service and the millitary and recruit more Nurses, Police, Millitary, Social Workers and social care. Invest in them and up their working wage. Better key worker schemes.
Make all care for the over 80s free.
- Build more prisons and concentrate on giving strict sentences to the most violent in society and those found in possession of knives. Invest in schemes to support addiction.
- The young and education. No young person should not be in School. Invest in youth clubs and organisations there to support the young.
Spend more on teaching life skills and ban social media till 16.
- Immigration. Process those coming into the country quicker. Priotitise and issue working visa’s to those wanting to work and who can offer something to the U.K. and women and children.
Anyone flagging up as being a risk to the U.K. deport.
- Review Taxation and benefits. Allow less loopholes to exploit the system for both the super rich and those unwilling to work.
Support the working man / woman and encourage them to work and show them the benefits of earning an honest living.
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Post by steve66 on Feb 26, 2024 8:42:06 GMT
Three points for a defeat?
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Post by noustie on Feb 26, 2024 9:34:15 GMT
- Close the tax loopholes for the top 0.5% and if the billionaires fuck off so be it as it's them bleeding the country dry not Sharon spunking her benefits on Sky Sports and fags.
- Make the house of commons mixed seating as it's a fucking chimps tea party at the moment. They're not rival football firms but supposed to be working collectively for the benefit of the country ffs. I'd add to this banning the whip as we're supposed to live in a democracy - each MP should be completely free to vote in the best interests of their constituents.
- Add something in that there's a couple of special votes a term that allow strategies being agreed longer term rather than the short-term 5 year cycle of bollocks we're hamstrung by now.
- Increase military service up to the 40-70 year old as it's these who seem to be the keenest sabre rattlers questioning the stones of the younger generation despite only playing Call of Duty in their bedrooms themselves - courage of your convictions and all that go knock yourselves out.
- Put a system in place where a selection of providers tender to work for the NHS. These firms are then given 5 year contracts and if any of them are shit can be replaced and can lose their spot on the preferred panel. If they're good 2 year extension triggered to avoid getting bogged down in administrative bollocks.
- Commission a massive fuck off statue of Duhan van der Merwe looking majestic in his nakedness with his resplendent dong resting imperiously on the roof of Twickers. Apart from the SNP, Plaid Cymru and Sinn Fein turning up for the bantz can't see it passing to be honest so that's why it's in at number 6 but would be worth it just to see the architect's drawings.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Feb 26, 2024 9:51:36 GMT
- Send all illegal migrants back to France with immediate effect, regardless of breaching international waters law. - Increase salary and incentives for ALL front line police officers and military personnel. - Ensure wokery within the Police, military and education is punishable akin to treason. - Totally restructure the NHS, ensure large scale redundancies across all unnecessary roles and middle management and reinvest into front line staff and driving efficiencies. - Arrest every MP currently in parliament on the grounds of mass incompetence, disservice to the people of this country and ensure all those who voted in favour of lockdowns are given a minimum 10 year sentence. Prison sentences (due to lack of capacity) can be replaced by being chucked in the Thames. 1 for good measure - sort out our catastrophic road works crisis and transport system by putting a stop to ALL but critical road works and mandating all trains increase capacity. Failure to comply will result in huge tax implications for all private railway companies. Continued lack of compliance would result in nationalisation of trains. Ohh, and scfcbiancorossi would be supreme leader supported by Badger and friends in senior cabinet roles 🤗 |
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Feb 26, 2024 9:52:51 GMT
1 Constitutional Reform: Written constitution, Elected Ceremonial) Head of State, elected second chamber
2 Introduce PR in all UK elections
3 Regional assemblies with tax raising powers, central government stripped back to defence and foreign policy
4 Sell off the Houses of Parliament and relocate central government in a fit for purpose building in the north
5 Rejoin the EU
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Post by lordb on Feb 26, 2024 12:19:57 GMT
1:get the most expensive wall paper on the planet for my HoC office
2: ensure all my friends and family get honours
3: ensure they all get directorship of companies that get government contracts
4: get my secretary pregnant
5: take all the cocaine available immediately prior to the King's speech
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Post by cvillestokie on Feb 26, 2024 13:11:33 GMT
1) Center all policies around the question: will this make my population live healthier and for longer?
2) Work with NGO’s to develop youth clubs and education opportunities. Provide sponsorships for those who can’t afford to attend clubs.
3) Work with NGO’s to develop strategies that get the homeless off the street, treated for underlying health issues and then into eventual long-term employment through sponsored work placements.
4) Break the myth that everyone has to go into higher education and create meaningful discussions around an individual’s responsibility to do what is right for them and their own skill set.
5) Work with NGO’s to provide greater outreach for parents, including helping them access No.2.
Those are probably the ones I care about most: I.e., healthcare and tackling social issues at a young age.
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Post by elystokie on Feb 26, 2024 13:16:49 GMT
1:get the most expensive wall paper on the planet for my HoC office 2: ensure all my friends and family get honours 3: ensure they all get directorship of companies that get government contracts 4: get my secretary pregnant 5: take all the cocaine available immediately prior to the King's speech Isn't that all politicians already? I'm 'reliably informed' that they're all the same... |
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Post by flea79 on Feb 26, 2024 13:20:01 GMT
1 - dissolve parliament and replace it with a system of public service much like jury service but you are selected to serve and debate new laws and changes to the country for say 3 years, salaried position, increase the civil service too help advise the council of representatives, thus would end the lobbying and cash for honours and contracts etc
but as the above wont happen:
1 - make it ok to slap the secretary's bottom when you feel like it
2 - overhaul education and at 14 allow those who cant manage school to begin vocational training and apprenticeships, your flogging a dead horse trying to make some of these kids learn in a classroom so let them out and those who can learn and want to learn are not being held back, and make sure everybody can do the basics of CPR when leaving school
3 - legalise certain illicit drugs and reap the tax benefits and end the criminal grip on it
4 - make wonderbras and g strings compulsory for the best looking ladies in society!
5 - bring football club ownership into line with the german model where it is fan owned up to 51%
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 26, 2024 13:28:48 GMT
1. Kick net zero bollox into touch which will include allowing gas boilers & petrol/diesel vehicles to continue in perpetuity.
2. Ban all single use plastics
3. Spend more on NHS, defence, police
4. Abandon HST1 completely and invest in improved road system and other rail routes.
5. All illegal immigrants to be vetted within 30 days of entry. Those not meeting strict qualifying requirements are deported immediately
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 26, 2024 14:06:09 GMT
1) nationalise all utilities
Free gas electricity for all over seventies
2) complete and total crackdown on all drugs
3) reform the free speech laws so as causing offence is no longer considered
4) children at the age of 14 given the option to learn trades rather than continue academic studies except English maths
5) reform the nhs by decreasing management increasing medical staff
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Feb 26, 2024 14:11:39 GMT
- Send all illegal migrants back to France with immediate effect, regardless of breaching international waters law. - Increase salary and incentives for ALL front line police officers and military personnel. - Ensure wokery within the Police, military and education is punishable akin to treason. - Totally restructure the NHS, ensure large scale redundancies across all unnecessary roles and middle management and reinvest into front line staff and driving efficiencies. - Arrest every MP currently in parliament on the grounds of mass incompetence, disservice to the people of this country and ensure all those who voted in favour of lockdowns are given a minimum 10 year sentence. Prison sentences (due to lack of capacity) can be replaced by being chucked in the Thames. 1 for good measure - sort out our catastrophic road works crisis and transport system by putting a stop to ALL but critical road works and mandating all trains increase capacity. Failure to comply will result in huge tax implications for all private railway companies. Continued lack of compliance would result in nationalisation of trains. Ohh, and scfcbiancorossi would be supreme leader supported by Badger and friends in senior cabinet roles 🤗 So to summarise: - Identify non indigenous minority to act as a scapegoat - Break international law - Provoke hostilities with France for not managing our own borders properly - End independence of the police force and subject it to the approved political ideology of the day (aka implement a police state) - Make freedom of thought and speech a treasonable offence - Cause mass employment - Imprison all political opponents - Ensure public health and medical advice is made subservient to political ideology - Eradicate democracy and replace with a self appointed dictatorship - Ensure the trains run on time You've been reading "Mein Kampf" again haven't you? |
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Feb 26, 2024 14:18:59 GMT
- Send all illegal migrants back to France with immediate effect, regardless of breaching international waters law. - Increase salary and incentives for ALL front line police officers and military personnel. - Ensure wokery within the Police, military and education is punishable akin to treason. - Totally restructure the NHS, ensure large scale redundancies across all unnecessary roles and middle management and reinvest into front line staff and driving efficiencies. - Arrest every MP currently in parliament on the grounds of mass incompetence, disservice to the people of this country and ensure all those who voted in favour of lockdowns are given a minimum 10 year sentence. Prison sentences (due to lack of capacity) can be replaced by being chucked in the Thames. 1 for good measure - sort out our catastrophic road works crisis and transport system by putting a stop to ALL but critical road works and mandating all trains increase capacity. Failure to comply will result in huge tax implications for all private railway companies. Continued lack of compliance would result in nationalisation of trains. Ohh, and scfcbiancorossi would be supreme leader supported by Badger and friends in senior cabinet roles 🤗 So to summarise: - Identify non indigenous minority to act as a scapegoat - Break international law - Provoke hostilities with France for not managing our own borders properly - End independence of the police force and subject it to the approved political ideology of the day (aka implement a police state) - Make freedom of thought and speech a treasonable offence - Cause mass employment - Imprison all political opponents - Ensure public health and medical advice is made subservient to political ideology - Eradicate democracy and replace with a self appointed dictatorship - Ensure the trains run on time You've been reading "Mein Kampf" again haven't you? After your hideous meltdown on here a few months ago which saw you wish death on other oatcake posters I'm amazed you've still got the nerve to still post on here. I'm amazed you're actually still allowed to post on here to be honest. Are you still endorsing throwing old women into the back of police vans in the name of health and safety? It's certainly ironic how virtuous you pretend to be given what an evidently unpleasant individual you are. |
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 26, 2024 14:19:13 GMT
- Send all illegal migrants back to France with immediate effect, regardless of breaching international waters law. - Increase salary and incentives for ALL front line police officers and military personnel. - Ensure wokery within the Police, military and education is punishable akin to treason. - Totally restructure the NHS, ensure large scale redundancies across all unnecessary roles and middle management and reinvest into front line staff and driving efficiencies. - Arrest every MP currently in parliament on the grounds of mass incompetence, disservice to the people of this country and ensure all those who voted in favour of lockdowns are given a minimum 10 year sentence. Prison sentences (due to lack of capacity) can be replaced by being chucked in the Thames. 1 for good measure - sort out our catastrophic road works crisis and transport system by putting a stop to ALL but critical road works and mandating all trains increase capacity. Failure to comply will result in huge tax implications for all private railway companies. Continued lack of compliance would result in nationalisation of trains. Ohh, and scfcbiancorossi would be supreme leader supported by Badger and friends in senior cabinet roles 🤗 So to summarise: - Identify non indigenous minority to act as a scapegoat - Break international law - Provoke hostilities with France for not managing our own borders properly - End independence of the police force and subject it to the approved political ideology of the day (aka implement a police state) - Make freedom of thought and speech a treasonable offence - Cause mass employment - Imprison all political opponents - Ensure public health and medical advice is made subservient to political ideology - Eradicate democracy and replace with a self appointed dictatorship - Ensure the trains run on time You've been reading "Mein Kampf" again haven't you? Sounds a tad like a hybrid Blair / starmer double act |
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Post by phileetin on Feb 26, 2024 14:28:51 GMT
Build more prisons and incarceration centres
Bulid basic immigration holding centres to hold up to 30000 refugees ie pods within a stadium c/w soup kitchens.
Abandon ECHR and cap legal fees to £100 .
Cap social care costs at 30K
tax landlords at 85%
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Post by noustie on Feb 26, 2024 14:45:09 GMT
The scariest thing about this thread is I'd seriously consider voting for a lot of you crazy fuckers in an election over the shit we're currently being served up!
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Post by gawa on Feb 26, 2024 15:18:10 GMT
1. Evict England from the UK.
2. Substitute Ireland in replace of England and create the Celtic Kingdom.
3. Remove all illegal immigrants who first stepped foot in a safe country (South of england) and send them back.
4. Use Northern English chavs attacking Scots as an excuse to defend ourselves and sieze the North of England for the celtic kingdom.
5. Build a big fucking wall across the Midlands and down the side of Wales.
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 26, 2024 15:45:12 GMT
1. Evict England from the UK. 2. Substitute Ireland in replace of England and create the Celtic Kingdom. 3. Remove all illegal immigrants who first stepped foot in a safe country (South of england) and send them back. 4. Use Northern English chavs attacking Scots as an excuse to defend ourselves and sieze the North of England for the celtic kingdom. 5. Build a big fucking wall across the Midlands and down the side of Wales. As living in the delights of east anglia wouldn’t necessarily be against this Where would Stoke be is it in the midlands or north |
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Post by gawa on Feb 26, 2024 15:49:54 GMT
1. Evict England from the UK. 2. Substitute Ireland in replace of England and create the Celtic Kingdom. 3. Remove all illegal immigrants who first stepped foot in a safe country (South of england) and send them back. 4. Use Northern English chavs attacking Scots as an excuse to defend ourselves and sieze the North of England for the celtic kingdom. 5. Build a big fucking wall across the Midlands and down the side of Wales. As living in the delights of east anglia wouldn’t necessarily be against this Where would Stoke be is it in the midlands or north Stoke is part of the celtic kingdom except for Robbie Williams House which will become a landlocked foreign entity. |
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Post by elystokie on Feb 26, 2024 15:59:24 GMT
As living in the delights of east anglia wouldn’t necessarily be against this Where would Stoke be is it in the midlands or north Stoke is part of the celtic kingdom except for Robbie Williams House which will become a landlocked foreign entity. Can we extend it south a bit to include Cannock Chase? Quite nice around there 👍 |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 26, 2024 16:08:30 GMT
Make custard illegal
Free Mini Rolls on a Friday
Tax fat people
Caravans are only allowed on the roads on Sundays between the hours of 9pm and 9-03pm
All postage stamps should feature Lukewarm Biggins
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Post by noustie on Feb 26, 2024 16:17:17 GMT
1. Evict England from the UK. 2. Substitute Ireland in replace of England and create the Celtic Kingdom. 3. Remove all illegal immigrants who first stepped foot in a safe country (South of england) and send them back. 4. Use Northern English chavs attacking Scots as an excuse to defend ourselves and sieze the North of England for the celtic kingdom. 5. Build a big fucking wall across the Midlands and down the side of Wales. Make custard illegal Free Mini Rolls on a Friday Tax fat people Caravans are only allowed on the roads on Sundays between the hours of 9pm and 9-03pm All postage stamps should feature Lukewarm Biggins Never thought I'd say this but maybe being governed out of England isn't so bad after all! Free mini rolls Friday then taxing the fuck out of fatties - straight out the New Labour playbook that one! Give it a decade and Scotland would be the custard death capital of Europe too. |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 26, 2024 16:22:17 GMT
1. Evict England from the UK. 2. Substitute Ireland in replace of England and create the Celtic Kingdom. 3. Remove all illegal immigrants who first stepped foot in a safe country (South of england) and send them back. 4. Use Northern English chavs attacking Scots as an excuse to defend ourselves and sieze the North of England for the celtic kingdom. 5. Build a big fucking wall across the Midlands and down the side of Wales. Make custard illegal Free Mini Rolls on a Friday Tax fat people Caravans are only allowed on the roads on Sundays between the hours of 9pm and 9-03pm All postage stamps should feature Lukewarm Biggins Never thought I'd say this but maybe being governed out of England isn't so bad after all! Free mini rolls Friday then taxing the fuck out of fatties - straight out the New Labour playbook that one! Give it a decade and Scotland would be the custard death capital of Europe too. See the Fat tax would pay for the necessities if free Mini rolls Hospitals Schools Topless bowling alleys |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 26, 2024 16:26:46 GMT
- Send all illegal migrants back to France with immediate effect, regardless of breaching international waters law. - Increase salary and incentives for ALL front line police officers and military personnel. - Ensure wokery within the Police, military and education is punishable akin to treason. - Totally restructure the NHS, ensure large scale redundancies across all unnecessary roles and middle management and reinvest into front line staff and driving efficiencies. - Arrest every MP currently in parliament on the grounds of mass incompetence, disservice to the people of this country and ensure all those who voted in favour of lockdowns are given a minimum 10 year sentence. Prison sentences (due to lack of capacity) can be replaced by being chucked in the Thames. 1 for good measure - sort out our catastrophic road works crisis and transport system by putting a stop to ALL but critical road works and mandating all trains increase capacity. Failure to comply will result in huge tax implications for all private railway companies. Continued lack of compliance would result in nationalisation of trains. Ohh, and scfcbiancorossi would be supreme leader supported by Badger and friends in senior cabinet roles 🤗 Aye aye Captain |
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Feb 26, 2024 16:54:08 GMT
So to summarise: - Identify non indigenous minority to act as a scapegoat - Break international law - Provoke hostilities with France for not managing our own borders properly - End independence of the police force and subject it to the approved political ideology of the day (aka implement a police state) - Make freedom of thought and speech a treasonable offence - Cause mass employment - Imprison all political opponents - Ensure public health and medical advice is made subservient to political ideology - Eradicate democracy and replace with a self appointed dictatorship - Ensure the trains run on time You've been reading "Mein Kampf" again haven't you? After your hideous meltdown on here a few months ago which saw you wish death on other oatcake posters I'm amazed you've still got the nerve to still post on here. I'm amazed you're actually still allowed to post on here to be honest. Are you still endorsing throwing old women into the back of police vans in the name of health and safety? It's certainly ironic how virtuous you pretend to be given what an evidently unpleasant individual you are. Thing is if someone resorts to name calling you can pretty much guarantee you've nailed their position. And that's true even if I am an unpleasant person (which is a bit rich from someone who has just described their desire to implement a fascist dictatorship). |
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Feb 26, 2024 17:29:11 GMT
After your hideous meltdown on here a few months ago which saw you wish death on other oatcake posters I'm amazed you've still got the nerve to still post on here. I'm amazed you're actually still allowed to post on here to be honest. Are you still endorsing throwing old women into the back of police vans in the name of health and safety? It's certainly ironic how virtuous you pretend to be given what an evidently unpleasant individual you are. Thing is if someone resorts to name calling you can pretty much guarantee you've nailed their position. And that's true even if I am an unpleasant person (which is a bit rich from someone who has just described their desire to implement a fascist dictatorship). Well, credit where it's due, at least you're not denying wishing death on other posters. You've genuinely no idea what fascism is. Ironic given you got pretty close to it with your views around anyone who opposed covid mandates. |
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Feb 26, 2024 17:32:42 GMT
1:get the most expensive wall paper on the planet for my HoC office 2: ensure all my friends and family get honours 3: ensure they all get directorship of companies that get government contracts 4: get my secretary pregnant 5: take all the cocaine available immediately prior to the King's speech Be careful what you wish for lordb... Wait until you see the state of your secretary! I've heard she's a 25 stoner 😉 |
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Feb 26, 2024 17:45:42 GMT
Thing is if someone resorts to name calling you can pretty much guarantee you've nailed their position. And that's true even if I am an unpleasant person (which is a bit rich from someone who has just described their desire to implement a fascist dictatorship). Well, credit where it's due, at least you're not denying wishing death on other posters. You've genuinely no idea what fascism is. Ironic given you got pretty close to it with your views around anyone who opposed covid mandates. You literally described a fascist dictatorship and stated you wanted to be it's supreme leader. If you don't get that I'm not the one who doesn't understand what it means. As to killing people - I'm not the one who banged on about hanging anyone associated with lockdowns from the nearest lamppost. Glasshouses and all that. But to be fair at least consistent with your politics. |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 26, 2024 18:09:25 GMT
Pass a law that says that any corrections or apologies for bullshit printed in the newspapers has to be printed in the same size font as the aforementioned bullshit.
Jail anyone involved in corruption during the pandemic.
Ban any form of part time work/consultancy for any MP.
Put energy caps in place for businesses like there are for households.
Nationalise the water industry and pump what would be dividends into sorting out our waterways.
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Post by lordb on Feb 26, 2024 18:47:58 GMT
1:get the most expensive wall paper on the planet for my HoC office 2: ensure all my friends and family get honours 3: ensure they all get directorship of companies that get government contracts 4: get my secretary pregnant 5: take all the cocaine available immediately prior to the King's speech Be careful what you wish for lordb... Wait until you see the state of your secretary! I've heard she's a 25 stoner 😉 Hatti Jacques type? She was notorious |
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