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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Feb 26, 2024 18:50:06 GMT
Well, credit where it's due, at least you're not denying wishing death on other posters. You've genuinely no idea what fascism is. Ironic given you got pretty close to it with your views around anyone who opposed covid mandates. You literally described a fascist dictatorship and stated you wanted to be it's supreme leader. If you don't get that I'm not the one who doesn't understand what it means. As to killing people - I'm not the one who banged on about hanging anyone associated with lockdowns from the nearest lamppost. Glasshouses and all that. But to be fair at least consistent with your politics. Nope, no hanging - a life sentance would suffice for those responsible for lockdowns. As for the Supreme Leader bit..😆
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Post by Veritas on Feb 26, 2024 19:04:37 GMT
Introduce a law requiring the Water Companies to clean our waterways within 5 years and no dividends or bonuses to be paid until they do. Any Company failing to comply to be nationalised without compensation
Outlaw Zero Hours Contracts
All income to be taxed at the same rates as earned income
On-line companies to pay the same tax rates as those operating on the high street
Social media companies to be subject to the same responsibility for content as print media
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Post by oggyoggy on Feb 26, 2024 19:05:33 GMT
Some on here are making me glad we have the shambolic politicians we keep electing in charge!
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Post by oggyoggy on Feb 26, 2024 19:21:15 GMT
1. PR for all elections 2. Regulate MPs, with ministers more stringently regulated. Lying to Parliament would result in a permanent prohibition from holding public office. No second jobs, unless they are in the public sector. And ministers can only be appointed ministers if they have had at least 5 years work experience in the area, unless there are literally no candidates for that. 3. Prohibit political parties to force people to vote for policies not parties 4. Introduce policies to hurt share prices of utilities to then nationalise on the cheap. Such as no dividends until sewage cleaned up for water companies, and large windfall taxes on energy, with green investment incentives. 5. Introduce the French health and childcare system - to include taxing private schools to make them effectively unaffordable. So those who can afford to pay would pay a few quid for health issues and those who can’t don’t pay in a French style preventative system, and have massively subsidised childcare like the French do to encourage people to work when they have kids.
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Post by mrnovember on Feb 26, 2024 20:03:59 GMT
1. Cancel Mrs Brown's boys. Erase it from history. Bludgeon it's fan base and anyone involved in its creation to death with a large luminous sex tool. Do Nish Kumar, Russel Howard and the 'out out' fella in while we're at it.
2. Erect a big fucking massive statue of Ben Stokes in every major town and city. The still of him banging the miracle winning runs at Headingly. Force all visiting Aussies to pay thier daily respects as a visa requirement.
3. Force all political commentators to conduct thier television appearances with the word 'Twat' written on thier head in lipstick and enforce each interview to be conducted mounted upon a recalcitrant animal of some sort.
4. National anthem to be switched to 'One Day Like This' by Elbow with immediate effect. Speakers installed on every street, piping it out loudly each morning.
5. Save the pubs, bring back the Green 'un, four day working week, die hard is a Christmas film, tribal tattoos are illegal, grapefruit is banned, chippies to revert to a level of affordability and it's illegal for my missus to hog all of the onion and riata papaudum dips leaving me with the ginger stepchild of condiments; mango chutney.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 26, 2024 21:23:57 GMT
1. Cancel Mrs Brown's boys. Erase it from history. Bludgeon it's fan base and anyone involved in its creation to death with a large luminous sex tool. Do Nish Kumar, Russel Howard and the 'out out' fella in while we're at it. 2. Erect a big fucking massive statue of Ben Stokes in every major town and city. The still of him banging the miracle winning runs at Headingly. Force all visiting Aussies to pay thier daily respects as a visa requirement. 3. Force all political commentators to conduct thier television appearances with the word 'Twat' written on thier head in lipstick and enforce each interview to be conducted mounted upon a recalcitrant animal of some sort. 4. National anthem to be switched to 'One Day Like This' by Elbow with immediate effect. Speakers installed on every street, piping it out loudly each morning. 5. Save the pubs, bring back the Green 'un, four day working week, die hard is a Christmas film, tribal tattoos are illegal, grapefruit is banned, chippies to revert to a level of affordability and it's illegal for my missus to hog all of the onion and riata papaudum dips leaving me with the ginger stepchild of condiments; mango chutney. Where do I sign up for membership of this party please?
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 8:25:37 GMT
1. Make failure to follow the highway code and give way to oncoming traffic a 3 point offence. Once you reach the requisite amount for a ban that results in permanent revocation of your driving licence.
2. Ensure all bikes, scooters etc - self powered or electricly aided, come with an in built speaker that is fixed to play those cow bells that get shaken on downhill ski racing. Purely as a warning to other road users of your presence.
3. Scrap the house of lords. Form a second house of random people who serve a fixed 3 year term to oversee the bullshit that goes on in parliament. No political affiliation allowed. No members of the legal profession, PPE graduates or Oxbridge graduates are entitled to take part - their presence is limited to the lower house only.
4. Ensure all school children complete an apprenticeship from the age of 15-18 before undertaking any form of further education.
5. Ban pensioners from all shops on Saturdays and Sundays, in return for free snow clearing, bread and milk collection and an annual stipend for beige slacks, knitwear and slip on shoes from M & S.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Feb 27, 2024 8:34:10 GMT
Bring in a tax for homeworking for all the money saved on petrol and other sundries that not working in the office brings. Might bring people back to the office and get the sandwich shop / food shop economy bouncing again.
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Feb 27, 2024 9:25:09 GMT
You literally described a fascist dictatorship and stated you wanted to be it's supreme leader. If you don't get that I'm not the one who doesn't understand what it means. As to killing people - I'm not the one who banged on about hanging anyone associated with lockdowns from the nearest lamppost. Glasshouses and all that. But to be fair at least consistent with your politics. Nope, no hanging - a life sentance would suffice for those responsible for lockdowns. As for the Supreme Leader bit..😆 You can run away from what you said but you can't run away from the fact you said it.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 27, 2024 14:47:07 GMT
1. Cancel Mrs Brown's boys. Erase it from history. Bludgeon it's fan base and anyone involved in its creation to death with a large luminous sex tool. Do Nish Kumar, Russel Howard and the 'out out' fella in while we're at it. 2. Erect a big fucking massive statue of Ben Stokes in every major town and city. The still of him banging the miracle winning runs at Headingly. Force all visiting Aussies to pay thier daily respects as a visa requirement. 3. Force all political commentators to conduct thier television appearances with the word 'Twat' written on thier head in lipstick and enforce each interview to be conducted mounted upon a recalcitrant animal of some sort. 4. National anthem to be switched to 'One Day Like This' by Elbow with immediate effect. Speakers installed on every street, piping it out loudly each morning. 5. Save the pubs, bring back the Green 'un, four day working week, die hard is a Christmas film, tribal tattoos are illegal, grapefruit is banned, chippies to revert to a level of affordability and it's illegal for my missus to hog all of the onion and riata papaudum dips leaving me with the ginger stepchild of condiments; mango chutney. Never seen Mrs Brown's boys but not much love for it on here Grapefruit us the only fruit I really like Never seen Die Hard either All Robin Williams films should be erased
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 14:56:25 GMT
Nope, no hanging - a life sentance would suffice for those responsible for lockdowns. As for the Supreme Leader bit..😆 You can run away from what you said but you can't run away from the fact you said it. You can run away from what you said but you can't run away from the fact you said it You can run away from what you said but you can't run away from the fact you said it You can run away from what you said but you can't run away from the fact you said it And that's what gets results That's a Bananarama/Funboy 3 cover isn't it?
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Post by gawa on Feb 27, 2024 15:06:04 GMT
1. All penalty fines are whichever is highest between a set amount and 5% of your monthly income to apply same deterrent to all. 2. All sentences relating to tax avoidance/fraud result in one month's imprisonment per £5000 dodged. If you reach life imprisonment threshold then you're declared bankrupt with all assets ceased by the public and your sentence is capped at 10 years. 3. All political representatives have to live in the least deprived area of their constituency for at least 12 months prior to election and for the duration of their appointment. 4. Each individual is only allowed to own 1 home or 2 if part of a couple. Anything over and beyond that will be sold at average market rate with capital gains from sales taxed at 20% for those with 10 or less homes and 40% for all homes owned above said limit. 5. Introduction of a 4 day week with the 5th day officially a community day where constituents are required to do some voluntary work and partake in a recreational activity or sport. Those whom are unemployed will be required to do the voluntary side for 20 hours a week to receive any benefits. Through this money can be saved on council spending, social care etc.. too. The 5th day off will pay for itself.
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Feb 27, 2024 16:21:42 GMT
I can't think of 5 possibly the two most critical though
I would ensure all cars are sold with indicators and ensure drivers use them. Failure to use them will result in confiscation of car.
I would lane off the pavements into a slow, medium, fast lane. If you want to dawdle along looking at your phone or are prone to just fucking stopping walking abruptly, get in the slow lane. If you like a bit of danger you can use the fast lane and for the more moderate the nice and easy medium lane.
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Post by gawa on Feb 27, 2024 17:33:30 GMT
I can't think of 5 possibly the two most critical though I would ensure all cars are sold with indicators and ensure drivers use them. Failure to use them will result in confiscation of car. I would lane off the pavements into a slow, medium, fast lane. If you want to dawdle along looking at your phone or are prone to just fucking stopping walking abruptly, get in the slow lane. If you like a bit of danger you can use the fast lane and for the more moderate the nice and easy medium lane. Would there be pedestrian roundabouts? If I'm in the left hand slow lane and wish to turn right do I need to cross the fast lanes to do so or do I simply just do 3 left turns instead?
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Feb 27, 2024 18:08:14 GMT
I can't think of 5 possibly the two most critical though I would ensure all cars are sold with indicators and ensure drivers use them. Failure to use them will result in confiscation of car. I would lane off the pavements into a slow, medium, fast lane. If you want to dawdle along looking at your phone or are prone to just fucking stopping walking abruptly, get in the slow lane. If you like a bit of danger you can use the fast lane and for the more moderate the nice and easy medium lane. Would there be pedestrian roundabouts? If I'm in the left hand slow lane and wish to turn right do I need to cross the fast lanes to do so or do I simply just do 3 left turns instead? This is where it gets really exciting and you'll need to cross the fast lanes.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 18:39:02 GMT
I feel there's a need to bring a dose of reality to some of dreams and expectations espoused on this thread. Steve Evets says it best -
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 18:43:07 GMT
Would there be pedestrian roundabouts? If I'm in the left hand slow lane and wish to turn right do I need to cross the fast lanes to do so or do I simply just do 3 left turns instead? This is where it gets really exciting and you'll need to cross the fast lanes. If I get cut up can I call someone a cunt?
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Feb 27, 2024 18:48:58 GMT
This is where it gets really exciting and you'll need to cross the fast lanes. If I get cut up can I call someone a cunt? Mandatory
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 18:51:06 GMT
If I get cut up can I call someone a cunt? Mandatory Could we identify lanes for use by political leaning on one day per week?
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Feb 27, 2024 18:53:27 GMT
Could we identify lanes for use by political leaning on one day per week? I'm not creating lanes for the greens. Even more potential for lane rage surely? Not sure I have the officers to supervise this.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 27, 2024 18:54:43 GMT
Could we identify lanes for use by political leaning on one day per week? I'm not creating lanes for the greens. Even more potential for lane rage surely? Not sure I have the officers to supervise this. Just left leaning, right leaning and normal. Not by party affiliation.
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Feb 27, 2024 18:55:41 GMT
I'm not creating lanes for the greens. Even more potential for lane rage surely? Not sure I have the officers to supervise this. Just left leaning, right leaning and normal. Not by party affiliation. Motion carried. Piece of piss this power lark.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 27, 2024 20:43:56 GMT
I feel there's a need to bring a dose of reality to some of dreams and expectations espoused on this thread. Steve Evets says it best - Sums up those who bore you in the pub ...Oh I've just been to Glasto yah Oh F- off Love Brassic
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 28, 2024 10:30:54 GMT
I feel there's a need to bring a dose of reality to some of dreams and expectations espoused on this thread. Steve Evets says it best - Lives round the corner from me in Prestwich. See him out and about most weeks, he's a top bloke is Steve.........
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Post by dutchstokie on Feb 28, 2024 11:44:51 GMT
Make custard illegal Free Mini Rolls on a Friday Tax fat people Caravans are only allowed on the roads on Sundays between the hours of 9pm and 9-03pm All postage stamps should feature Lukewarm Biggins As King George said in Blackadder III - " sensisble policies for a happier Britain !"
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Post by cobhamstokey on Feb 28, 2024 15:09:37 GMT
Ban all lycra wearing cyclists and an order where they can’t be in larger groups than 2.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 28, 2024 15:44:32 GMT
Ban all lycra wearing cyclists and an order where they can’t be in larger groups than 2. Cyclists should have a licence per bike owned. Any motorist can avoid 3 points by agreeing to follow the likes of Cycling Mikey and Jeremy Vine with a headcam for every feasible minute of the day. There'd be enough volunteers to undertake 24 hour surveillance, posting all their misdeeds and indiscretions on social media.
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Post by redstriper on Feb 28, 2024 15:52:41 GMT
Make suing the NHS illegal. Replace with a fixed compensation scheme based entirely on severity of injury and time off work. Make sure everyone who lives on benefits does some work to earn it. Immediately deport all immigrants convicted of any crime. Increase VAT on anything made abroad and reduce it on anything made in the UK Ensure Prince Harry pays the legal fees of the uk taxpayer for his latest ridiculous court case.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 28, 2024 16:05:38 GMT
Kids convicted of car theft etc should be given carry over bans when they get their first license
Carry over fines automatically deducted from earnings for all juvenile crime
A month ban for using a phone whilst driving
No license fee - BBC subscription only
Texan and fruit Toffo have to be brought back
People who try to bore you with their political views should have to wear pink pointy hats with TWAT on
Declaring you're vegan to a stranger is a £50 fine
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Post by ihaveadream on Feb 29, 2024 13:24:46 GMT
Re-nationalise the utilities Re-nationalise the railway network Abolish zero hours contracts Allow people with a lowered life expectancy to receive their state pension early Bring in a tax band of 50% for anyone earning over £250,000
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