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Post by mistergumby on Feb 15, 2024 16:04:52 GMT
Our former legendary goalscorer has been hanging round Vale Park all day today according to my impeccable source. Anyone else know anything? BTW The BINGO! phrase for this thread is 'Just watch him score against us in the derby next season'.
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 15, 2024 16:07:25 GMT
They need a striker, he lives in Stafford, he's without a club.
I could see it happening in fairness.......
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Post by mrrine on Feb 15, 2024 16:08:20 GMT
Genuinely think he might still struggle at that level.
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Feb 15, 2024 16:09:09 GMT
Our former legendary goalscorer has been hanging round Vale Park all day today according to my impeccable source. Anyone else know anything? BTW The BINGO! phrase for this thread is 'Just watch him score against us in the derby next season'. š š¤£ fucking hell, I reckon you'd have minimum 100 cardiac arrests if Gayle fired a last gasp winner for Vale in front of the Boothen End š š¤£ |
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Post by mistergumby on Feb 15, 2024 16:12:50 GMT
Our former legendary goalscorer has been hanging round Vale Park all day today according to my impeccable source. Anyone else know anything? BTW The BINGO! phrase for this thread is 'Just watch him score against us in the derby next season'. š š¤£ fucking hell, I reckon you'd have minimum 100 cardiac arrests if Gayle fired a last gasp winner for Vale in front of the Boothen End š š¤£ Bit too early to get a bet on as yet but I wonder what the odds on that would be? I'd be all over it. |
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Post by wakefieldstokie on Feb 15, 2024 16:13:03 GMT
Would be good for both I imagine. No doubt heād score 20 before the season endš¤£
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Post by mistergumby on Feb 15, 2024 16:15:54 GMT
They need a striker, he lives in Stafford, he's without a club. I could see it happening in fairness....... Did he and Darren Moore cross paths at West Brom? That's what got me thinking. |
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Feb 15, 2024 16:20:42 GMT
š š¤£ fucking hell, I reckon you'd have minimum 100 cardiac arrests if Gayle fired a last gasp winner for Vale in front of the Boothen End š š¤£ Bit too early to get a bet on as yet but I wonder what the odds on that would be? I'd be all over it. The only reason I don't think it'll happen is because we won't get relegated so won't be playing them. If we were to get relegated and gayle signed for them and played against us you could absolutely guarantee that he'd score against us. A bloody hat trick probably š |
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Post by thepottypotter on Feb 15, 2024 16:26:17 GMT
Make it so!  |
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 15, 2024 16:32:38 GMT
Please let it happen. Can't wait to watch the soapdodgers get excited about signing such a big name, then go through the denial phase where 'he just needs the right service', before finally realising that their new man's legs have well and truly gone.
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Post by etebojan on Feb 15, 2024 16:38:51 GMT
For the rhyming possibilities alone surely its a no brainer
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Post by robwahlmann on Feb 15, 2024 16:40:19 GMT
They need a striker, he lives in Stafford, he's without a club. I could see it happening in fairness....... If they need a striker, why go for Gayle?  |
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Post by nott1 on Feb 15, 2024 16:48:07 GMT
Bit too early to get a bet on as yet but I wonder what the odds on that would be? I'd be all over it. The only reason I don't think it'll happen is because we won't get relegated so won't be playing them. If we were to get relegated and gayle signed for them and played against us you could absolutely guarantee that he'd score against us. A bloody hat trick probably š Wouldn't get too cocky we only beat a very poor QPR by one goal after eight home games without a win! |
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Post by PotterLog on Feb 15, 2024 16:49:20 GMT
There was an old striker named Gayle
Who began to persistently fail
As a youth he was hot
But how bad things have got
That heās ended up playing for Vale
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Feb 15, 2024 16:58:11 GMT
The only reason I don't think it'll happen is because we won't get relegated so won't be playing them. If we were to get relegated and gayle signed for them and played against us you could absolutely guarantee that he'd score against us. A bloody hat trick probably š Wouldn't get too cocky we only beat a very poor QPR by one goal after eight home games without a win! Don't worry I ain't getting cocky. But I do happen to believe we have enough to stay up. I'm still praying every night before bed though š š¬ |
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Feb 15, 2024 17:01:46 GMT
His wages would bankrupt the Fail.
What a great idea ššš¤©š¤©
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Post by scfc1863 on Feb 15, 2024 17:02:56 GMT
For the rhyming possibilities alone surely its a no brainer Yeah, as in Dwight and shi#e. |
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Post by flea79 on Feb 15, 2024 17:07:45 GMT
They need a striker, he lives in Stafford, he's without a club. I could see it happening in fairness....... Did he and Darren Moore cross paths at West Brom? That's what got me thinking. yes he was fairly prolific at West Brazil under Moore |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 15, 2024 17:09:43 GMT
His wages would bankrupt the Fail. What a great idea ššš¤©š¤© Newcastle and Stoke are paying them! |
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Post by samwidge on Feb 15, 2024 17:10:53 GMT
There was an old striker named Gayle Who began to persistently fail As a youth he was hot But how bad things have got That he ended up playing for Vale Excellente šš..... Let me try... There was an old striker called Gayle Who missed a sitter at Rochdale And another at Carlisle By an absolute mile It's no wonder he plays for the vale .... Coat on. |
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Feb 15, 2024 17:14:02 GMT
His wages would bankrupt the Fail. What a great idea ššš¤©š¤© Newcastle and Stoke are paying them!Ā Why are we paying his wages ? Thought he was "paid" off by mutual agreement.?? So you're saying he could play for the Fail and we pay for the privilege..š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬ |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 15, 2024 17:25:44 GMT
Newcastle and Stoke are paying them! Why are we paying his wages ? Thought he was "paid" off by mutual agreement.?? So you're saying he could play for the Fail and we pay for the privilege..š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬ I meant indirectly, he could pay for Vale for nothing after being paid off essentially............. |
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Post by swampmongrel on Feb 15, 2024 17:31:48 GMT
Iād rather Big John Gayle.
Who incredibly is now 59 years of age.
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Post by stokiejoe89 on Feb 15, 2024 17:34:11 GMT
Newcastle and Stoke are paying them!Ā Why are we paying his wages ? Thought he was "paid" off by mutual agreement.?? So you're saying he could play for the Fail and we pay for the privilege..š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬ That isn't what he said...we have paid him off, we are no longer paying him anything |
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Post by J-Roar on Feb 15, 2024 17:38:17 GMT
There was an old striker named Gayle Who began to persistently fail As a youth he was hot But how bad things have got That he ended up playing for Vale Excellente šš..... Let me try... There was an old striker called Gayle Who missed a sitter at Rochdale And another at Carlisle By an absolute mile It's no wonder he plays for the vale .... Coat on. There was an old player called Dwight Who played for a team who wore white Their fans loved Tom Pope But didn't love soap And consequently all smelled of pig shite |
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Post by etebojan on Feb 15, 2024 18:12:11 GMT
Excellente šš..... Let me try... There was an old striker called Gayle Who missed a sitter at Rochdale And another at Carlisle By an absolute mile It's no wonder he plays for the vale .... Coat on. There was an old player called Dwight Who played for a team who wore white Their fans loved Tom Pope But didn't love soap And consequently all smelled of pig shite There once was a striker named Gayle, Who set course for lowly Port Vale, He hoped there for success But failed to impress And all efforts on goal did fail and A goalless wonder named Dwight Lost his job at the red and white Stoke fans did revel That the Vale is his level For they both are equally sh*te |
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Feb 15, 2024 18:56:15 GMT
Genuinely think he might still struggle at that level. He might just need to get his confidence in front of goal back. If he does, I could see him scoring a good few. |
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Post by sharonbeech21 on Feb 16, 2024 9:21:41 GMT
He will get goals for Port Vale. Its nailed on He was never good enough for us. He always scored goals everywhere else he played but not here. That seems to be the case with strikers for us can score at other clubs but not here
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Post by raythesailor on Feb 16, 2024 9:30:28 GMT
He may be just training with them.?
If he's doing OK and working well maybe a pay as you play deal.?
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 16, 2024 9:34:45 GMT
I think he's done even at league one level. Having said that I hope they sign him, he fails miserably and the twats slide down the leagues back to where they belong.
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