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Post by felonious on Feb 4, 2024 15:51:54 GMT
Time to spill the beans lads I sat at a wedding last year with not one but two Sun journalists
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 4, 2024 15:55:56 GMT
I killed a man.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 15:56:44 GMT
I thought you were going to admit you’d never seen World of Twist in the early 90’s
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Post by salopstick on Feb 4, 2024 16:57:56 GMT
When I was 22 I was engaged to two women at the same time
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 4, 2024 17:00:30 GMT
I gave my ex gf's cat away to a farm when she was at work years ago
She put up posters locally, looking for him for days
The thing was a pest ...and the cat
Was Shannon Matthews in cat form
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 17:00:32 GMT
I once had intimate relations with a ginger
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 4, 2024 17:01:59 GMT
I once had intimate relations with a ginger Was it Ilford Dave?
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Post by thisisouryear on Feb 4, 2024 17:08:26 GMT
I once had intimate relations with a ginger Did he glow in the dark?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 4, 2024 17:10:15 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before.
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Post by felonious on Feb 4, 2024 17:29:49 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before.
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Post by felonious on Feb 4, 2024 17:31:33 GMT
When I was 22 I was engaged to two women at the same time First or second cousins?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 17:32:48 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before. Genuinely shocking, you’ve really gone down in my estimation with that nugget chuffed. I hope you’re ashamed of your actions😉
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Post by innocentbystander on Feb 4, 2024 17:45:40 GMT
Whilst hitch hiking across the USA I regularly told gullible Americans that I had never heard of McDonald's as there were none in the UK. Blagged a steady supply of free happy meals.
It works for KFC and Taco Bell too.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 4, 2024 17:47:09 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before. I thought the cat thing was bad 😨 You weren't in the vicinity of Windsor Castle or Notre Dame in later years by any chance?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 4, 2024 17:47:47 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before. Genuinely shocking, you’ve really gone down in my estimation with that nugget chuffed. I hope you’re ashamed of your actions😉 Our art teacher at the time a Mr Buckler, brother of Rick,said to everyone at the end of the day, "don't leave any work on the heaters",(we were in a portakabin) unfortunately I forgot to remove mine.
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Post by felonious on Feb 4, 2024 17:47:56 GMT
Whilst hitch hiking across the USA I regularly told gullible Americans that I had never heard of McDonald's as there were none in the UK. Blagged a steady supply of free happy meals. It works for KFC and Taco Bell too. The Oatcake's very own Borat* * apart from the other one
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 17:50:02 GMT
Genuinely shocking, you’ve really gone down in my estimation with that nugget chuffed. I hope you’re ashamed of your actions😉 Our art teacher at the time a Mr Buckler, brother of Rick,said to everyone at the end of the day, "don't leave any work on the heaters",(we were in a portakabin) unfortunately I forgot to remove mine. I’m going to start calling you Arthur Brown😉
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 4, 2024 17:55:32 GMT
Genuinely shocking, you’ve really gone down in my estimation with that nugget chuffed. I hope you’re ashamed of your actions😉 Our art teacher at the time a Mr Buckler, brother of Rick,said to everyone at the end of the day, "don't leave any work on the heaters",(we were in a portakabin) unfortunately I forgot to remove mine. 😁 Oddly we had a teacher who was either the brother or cousin, can't remember of Jeff Lynne. One kid brought his Dad's entire collection in and asked him to get them signed which he did I set fire to dry grass in Florida setting fireworks off which spread rapidly but we did the decent thing and drove off
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 4, 2024 18:14:58 GMT
Our art teacher at the time a Mr Buckler, brother of Rick,said to everyone at the end of the day, "don't leave any work on the heaters",(we were in a portakabin) unfortunately I forgot to remove mine. 😁 Oddly we had a teacher who was either the brother or cousin, can't remember of Jeff Lynne. One kid brought his Dad's entire collection in and asked him to get them signed which he did I set fire to dry grass in Florida setting fireworks off which spread rapidly but we did the decent thing and drove off Anonymity can be a blessing sometimes 🤔🙂
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Post by pretzel on Feb 4, 2024 18:16:57 GMT
I once snogged a girl in Sammi Belles that looked like Bill Beaumont.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 4, 2024 18:31:01 GMT
I once had intimate relations with a ginger Mcmuffin's cat? 😯
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Post by alsagerstokie on Feb 4, 2024 19:33:57 GMT
I met some friends yesterday for a catchup. I dont drink often but we were out from 3pm til 11.
We had a good time.
I confess today hasn't been good though. Think the hangover is just about going.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 19:36:54 GMT
I met some friends yesterday for a catchup. I dont drink often but we were out from 3pm til 11. We had a good time. I confess today hasn't been good though. Think the hangover is just about going. Fucking lightweight😉
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Post by alsagerstokie on Feb 4, 2024 19:50:45 GMT
I met some friends yesterday for a catchup. I dont drink often but we were out from 3pm til 11. We had a good time. I confess today hasn't been good though. Think the hangover is just about going. Fucking lightweight😉 Very muuch so. Im glad i dont drink often 😂
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 20:00:32 GMT
Very muuch so. Im glad i dont drink often 😂 I really wish I didn’t🤣
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Post by cdf on Feb 4, 2024 20:02:52 GMT
I always wanted to do a Beverly Hills Cop and steal an house for a week, which I finally managed to achieve in 2011 whilst in holiday in Ayia Napa
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Post by flea79 on Feb 4, 2024 21:00:12 GMT
I like north staffs oatcakes
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 4, 2024 21:00:41 GMT
I like north staffs oatcakes Disgusting prick
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 4, 2024 21:11:23 GMT
I like north staffs oatcakes Worse than DWCs post.
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Post by ChesterStokie on Feb 4, 2024 21:21:46 GMT
Genuinely shocking, you’ve really gone down in my estimation with that nugget chuffed. I hope you’re ashamed of your actions Our art teacher at the time a Mr Buckler, brother of Rick, said to everyone at the end of the day, "don't leave any work on the heaters", (we were in a portakabin) unfortunately I forgot to remove mine. I got Rick Buckler's autograph in the changing room at Deeside Leisure Centre in 1981. For avoidance of doubt, that's not a confession.
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