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Post by metalhead on Sept 9, 2023 12:58:39 GMT
Movie in the making, Danny Dyer in the lead, Career 'criminal' Dave Courtney as his accomplice, Toby Jones as a bumbling sympathetic prison guard. Billy Murray as prison Guvnor Cameos from Camille Coduri , Jill Halfpenny , Jessie Wallace and Billie Piper as visiting prison wives Needs title Frank Harper as the deranged prison mate who came in for stealing a pack of wine gums when he was 17 and never left.
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Post by metalhead on Sept 9, 2023 13:04:56 GMT
Were there train strikes on after he escaped ? You’d have thought he’d have tried to bunk a train. For someone who did well to get out he just doesn’t seem to have known what to do once he was on the outside. You can get to Crewe from Euston and everywhere on the way for nowt these days with a bit of cunning. I must have gone home half a dozen times this year and not been checked for my ticket once. I always refund my ticket and get half back. I've been doing it for years ever since they refused to refund me a train that was cancelled a few years back despite the fact I had to take an alternative transport because I was on a schedule. More than made my money back and then some.
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Post by tigermoth on Sept 9, 2023 13:18:31 GMT
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Post by tommycarlsberg on Sept 9, 2023 13:53:31 GMT
You can get to Crewe from Euston and everywhere on the way for nowt these days with a bit of cunning. I must have gone home half a dozen times this year and not been checked for my ticket once. I always refund my ticket and get half back. I've been doing it for years ever since they refused to refund me a train that was cancelled a few years back despite the fact I had to take an alternative transport because I was on a schedule. More than made my money back and then some. Yeah before the barriers at Stoke and when I was commuting to Manchester I had hundreds maybe thousands off them. Had my system down to a tee.
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Post by marwood on Sept 9, 2023 14:33:18 GMT
Ive faxed Vinny Jones in his Hollywood mansion with my plot outline . He's interested but only if Craig Fairbrass can play the Mr Bridger-type prison Daddy. I just hope he doesnt want a cameo himself. I only want top class actors in this flick. He loves the addition of Biggins and Harper
Working Title:-
"Im sick so Call The Physic, Rooting Tooting Shooting Im off to Chiswick"*
*needs work
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Post by metalhead on Sept 9, 2023 15:41:15 GMT
I've been doing it for years ever since they refused to refund me a train that was cancelled a few years back despite the fact I had to take an alternative transport because I was on a schedule. More than made my money back and then some. Yeah before the barriers at Stoke and when I was commuting to Manchester I had hundreds maybe thousands off them. Had my system down to a tee. love it
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Post by metalhead on Sept 9, 2023 15:43:40 GMT
Ive faxed Vinny Jones in his Hollywood mansion with my plot outline . He's interested but only if Craig Fairbrass can play the Mr Bridger-type prison Daddy. I just hope he doesnt want a cameo himself. I only want top class actors in this flick. He loves the addition of Biggins and Harper Working Title:- "Im sick so Call The Physic, Rooting Tooting Shooting Im off to Chiswick"* *needs work What about One Really Short Walk For Man, One Giant Manhunt To Chiswick? Still needs work. Any chance we can get brick top, Turkish and Tommy in it?
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Post by Paul Spencer on Sept 9, 2023 15:48:15 GMT
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Post by cobhamstokey on Sept 9, 2023 15:56:24 GMT
Pulled off a bike by a plain clothed officer by all accounts.
That’ll be one for the officer to tell his grandkids.
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Post by tigermoth on Sept 9, 2023 16:09:02 GMT
Pulled off a bike by a plain clothed officer by all accounts. That’ll be one for the officer to tell his grandkids. Well done to that officer 🥂
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Post by metalhead on Sept 9, 2023 16:35:26 GMT
Pulled off a bike by a plain clothed officer by all accounts. That’ll be one for the officer to tell his grandkids. Wonder how he got the bike? I assume by bike, you mean bicycle and not a motorbike. Didn't get very far considering he was on a bike.
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Post by dave1 on Sept 9, 2023 20:59:35 GMT
I've been doing it for years ever since they refused to refund me a train that was cancelled a few years back despite the fact I had to take an alternative transport because I was on a schedule. More than made my money back and then some. Yeah before the barriers at Stoke and when I was commuting to Manchester I had hundreds maybe thousands off them. Had my system down to a tee. Same here. One thing that I used to do was sit by the managers office, wait to see which way he/she went, and then move to the opposite end. Very rare did they start there and work there way down!
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Sept 9, 2023 21:16:00 GMT
Were there train strikes on after he escaped ? You’d have thought he’d have tried to bunk a train. For someone who did well to get out he just doesn’t seem to have known what to do once he was on the outside. You can get to Crewe from Euston and everywhere on the way for nowt these days with a bit of cunning. I must have gone home half a dozen times this year and not been checked for my ticket once. I always refund my ticket and get half back. Even Khalife wasn't desperate enough to go to Crewe.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 9, 2023 21:32:23 GMT
Would be the most rubbish ending to a film since Star Wars...don't get me wrong I love Star Wars but you save your planet from the evil Empire and they give you a crappy medal.
A bloke escapes from prison, makes national news,many expecting some kind of epic showdown when spotted trying to flee the country , bullets blazing etc
Instead...Chiswick high street...hey you riding the bike, you're nicked.
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Post by riverman on Sept 9, 2023 21:50:18 GMT
Is it too much to ask now for the same sort of commitment to catch burglars and rapists etc. or will hammering down on hurty words still take precedent?
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Post by marwood on Sept 9, 2023 22:16:48 GMT
Would be the most rubbish ending to a film since Star Wars...don't get me wrong I love Star Wars but you save your planet from the evil Empire and they give you a crappy medal. A bloke escapes from prison, makes national news,many expecting some kind of epic showdown when spotted trying to flee the country , bullets blazing etc Instead...Chiswick high street...hey you riding the bike, you're nicked. Ealing comedy territory, into the realms of Wrong Arm of the Law
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 9, 2023 22:40:04 GMT
Would be the most rubbish ending to a film since Star Wars...don't get me wrong I love Star Wars but you save your planet from the evil Empire and they give you a crappy medal. A bloke escapes from prison, makes national news,many expecting some kind of epic showdown when spotted trying to flee the country , bullets blazing etc Instead...Chiswick high street...hey you riding the bike, you're nicked. Ealing comedy territory, into the realms of Wrong Arm of the Law Wow not seen that since was a kid. Never liked Peter Sellers but seemed to remember Arthur Mullard in it. A poor Lukewarm Biggins substitute , didn't have his grace and camera appeal. Was a film where Lukewarm had an inflatable doll girlfriend I thought of earlier, been bugging me what it was.
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Sept 10, 2023 10:18:38 GMT
Gazza must've been torn. Do I hang aound where Prince William is due to visit on the "off-chance" that I might get to gatecrash, or do I hotfoot it to London with a four pack and some KFC?"
Think you made the right, choice, Paul 😄
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Post by metalhead on Sept 10, 2023 11:24:42 GMT
Is it too much to ask now for the same sort of commitment to catch burglars and rapists etc. or will hammering down on hurty words still take precedent? Hurty words still take priority mate.
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Post by upthefud on Sept 13, 2023 9:08:24 GMT
I’ll be amazed if he isn’t already halfway to Iran Increased border security? Police everywhere? I'm actually convinced they are going to catch this tit. If he makes it to Iran, then it will drain what little faith I have left in this country. We will be the laughing stock of the world... which we basically already are, but we love fucking our own citizens in the process. Good call, I owe you a cyber pint 🍻
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 13, 2023 10:56:53 GMT
How does Shawshank Redemption not make your list? One of the greatest films of all time never mind the prison break section. Ive seen it once and to be honest , thought it was massively over-rated. I know, sacrilege to many , just like someone saying they don't rate Queen's music or watch Formula 1, but I just never saw the hype. I met someone once who said they didnt find Withnail and I funny and I haven't spoken to them since It also suffers from a serious lack of Steve McQueen or Lesley Ann Downey F1 and Queen would be what I imagine Hell to be like. If you're really bad like that there Hitler or that bloke with a hook for a hand ,you get Gavin & Stacey and Paul McCartney solo stuff . How do you cover a hole in the cell wall with a poster when you're on the other side?
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Post by Northy on Sept 14, 2023 7:12:07 GMT
Would be the most rubbish ending to a film since Star Wars...don't get me wrong I love Star Wars but you save your planet from the evil Empire and they give you a crappy medal. A bloke escapes from prison, makes national news,many expecting some kind of epic showdown when spotted trying to flee the country , bullets blazing etc Instead...Chiswick high street...hey you riding the bike, you're nicked.
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Post by spitthedog on Sept 16, 2023 10:23:58 GMT
Pulled off a bike by a plain clothed officer by all accounts. That’ll be one for the officer to tell his grandkids. Something about the fact that this guy was cycling down a towpath just a few miles from where he escaped 75 hours later, kind of makes me question the 'dangerous terrorist spy working for Iran' narrative What a joke!
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Post by franklin on Sept 21, 2023 10:37:36 GMT
Plead Not guilty to escaping from prison 😁
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Post by cheadlepotter on Sept 21, 2023 11:34:38 GMT
Plead Not guilty to escaping from prison 😁 How does this work then? Is he suggesting that he was forcibly removed from prison?
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Post by franklin on Sept 21, 2023 12:31:36 GMT
Plead Not guilty to escaping from prison 😁 How does this work then? Is he suggesting that he was forcibly removed from prison? No idea mate it's bonkers but a person is allowed to plead how they wish the sentence will reflect him wasting he courts time and be longer than it would be if he'd plead guilty.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Sept 21, 2023 14:52:09 GMT
Tickled me
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Post by tommycarlsberg on Sept 21, 2023 15:17:38 GMT
Great banter from Khalife to be fair.
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