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Post by ravey123 on May 13, 2023 12:25:41 GMT
Who’s gonna win then - I’m going for Finland
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Post by lordb on May 13, 2023 13:04:58 GMT
Pubs win as more people will choose to go out tonight to avoid the telly
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Post by wirralstokie1 on May 13, 2023 14:28:06 GMT
BBC needs to up its coverage - very understated.
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 15:12:29 GMT
Australia as seems more than a little Sam Rider and he's got a back story that's decent too.. Always watch this same as we do Last Night of Proms. Confess the fridge is full of booze too which will help
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on May 13, 2023 15:29:53 GMT
Rigged for Sweden to win.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 13, 2023 15:32:23 GMT
Rigged for Sweden to win. Is Musik performing for them inside a giant washing machine?
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Post by str8outtahampton on May 13, 2023 16:24:33 GMT
Rigged for Sweden to win. Is Musik performing for them inside a giant washing machine? We have to hope. He appears on stage with the washing machine on spin cycle. Climbs out. Scoffs a huge tub of pistachio mint ice-cream. Throws up all over his spandex cat-suit. Belts out Swedish Stokie and Proud. A cappella. Strips to his birthday suit. Climbs back in the machine, which is now on drying cycle. Nailed on win.
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 13, 2023 16:42:02 GMT
Is Musik performing for them inside a giant washing machine? We have to hope. He appears on stage with the washing machine on spin cycle. Climbs out. Scoffs a huge tub of pistachio mint ice-cream. Throws up all over his spandex cat-suit. Belts out Swedish Stokie and Proud. A cappella. Strips to his birthday suit. Climbs back in the machine, which is now on drying cycle. Nailed on win. I've never watched it but I'm buying into that 👍. Knock em dead musik.
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Post by musik on May 13, 2023 16:44:33 GMT
Musik is replacing some wet room silicone around the sink atm and is going to finish painting some quartz rods.
Later he will be watching the ESC 2023 final where his personal favourites tonight are Belgium and Estonia.
The first semi were a disaster, he thinks. The contribution from Croatia could possibly have been the worst song ever heard.
The desert tonight will be white creamy ice cream with white chocolate and cubes of pineapple with pineapple juice.
/the secretary
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Post by str8outtahampton on May 13, 2023 16:53:58 GMT
Musik is replacing some wet room silicone around the sink atm and is going to finish painting some quartz rods. Later he will be watching the ESC 2023 final where his personal favourites tonight are Belgium and Estonia. The first semi were a disaster, he thinks. The contribution from Croatia could possibly have been the worst song ever heard. The desert tonight will be white creamy ice cream with white chocolate and cubes of pineapple with pineapple juice. /the secretary Brilliant! And in addition, you have there the track titles on side one of your new album: - Wet Room Silicone - Around The Sink - Quartz Rods - Contribution From Croatia - Cubes of Pineapple.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on May 13, 2023 17:10:35 GMT
Croatia or Belgium, personally I think Belgium as he will get the gay vote.
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 18:49:59 GMT
12 minutes to go and the excitement is building ,time to kill the Telfordstoke kitchen disco,get the hot chocolate on and party like it's 1976 and the Brotherhood are going to kill em dead kid. Or alternatively another glass of Pinot awaits
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on May 13, 2023 18:57:02 GMT
I really couldn't give a monkeys....The BBC looking like a massive drag act and worth every penny of the licence payers money. Im off to watch Shed & Buried on Quest or Smokey & The Bandit on ITV4
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2023 19:09:48 GMT
Croatia or Belgium, personally I think Belgium as he will get the gay vote. I didn't realise there was a straight vote with Eurovision 😉
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Post by noustie on May 13, 2023 19:13:18 GMT
Mel Giedroyc - that's me tapping out.
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:14:08 GMT
Mel Giedroyc, thick as pigshit and doesn't tell you sod all about whats actually on the screen at the time Beeb at its worst
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:24:16 GMT
Austria with a song clearly inspired by an LSD trip..good colours though
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:27:24 GMT
Portugal MimiCat, bit of a "start wearing purple" vibe, crap backdrop and lights so it's nil points from the Telford jury
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:30:57 GMT
Switzerland , dull as dishwater, lad could sing but just reminds me I need to top up my swiss bank account , get some Toblerone and ask my mate Toni how to make love to a beautiful woman 😄
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:35:24 GMT
Poland europop-tastic from Blanka , all a bit Whigfield pour moi . Time for some vino ..great hair btw
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:39:45 GMT
Serbia , gothy wannabe Bond theme ,decent visuals but can't somehow hear this being belted out at the footy anytime soon..Zwei punkte from me
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:43:40 GMT
France , fab hair and hat and outfit , feel like I'm in Cafe Rouge tbh, good effort and voice it's a ten from Len I think and always a sucker for a plinth
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Post by lordherefordsknob on May 13, 2023 19:47:27 GMT
Croatia or Belgium, personally I think Belgium as he will get the gay vote. I didn't realise there was a straight vote with Eurovision 😉 That’s why Belgium will win.🤣
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:48:24 GMT
Cyprus even if he is Australian he can sing but nah that was crazy all a bit Take That video visuals (.not that I'd know obvs )
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Post by noustie on May 13, 2023 19:49:04 GMT
France , fab hair and hat and outfit , feel like I'm in Cafe Rouge tbh, good effort and voice it's a ten from Len I think and always a sucker for a plinth Best so far by miles
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 19:53:42 GMT
Espana its not a Viva from the Telford judge sadly I've even done the washing up during this one , marigold-tastic but dull as dishwater this one
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 20:00:33 GMT
Sweden ooh a former winner but not sure, almost got excited as thought Loreen was a Swedish version of the Bad Manners classic Beige outfit is a bit shit , good staging if a bit Mad Max but she can certainly sing
I went to Stockholm once , fabulously expensive but I wont blame the lady on that . Wont win
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Post by noustie on May 13, 2023 20:02:26 GMT
Sweden is a bit like IKEA furniture- all the bits are there, they've followed the manual but the end result just isn't quite right.
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 20:05:46 GMT
They clearly spent a fortune on red lights this year , Albania a decent family effort but sadly as forgettable as most of the Stoke season. Decent harmonies ..had a nice lunch in Albania on a day trip in the 90s but they wouldn't stamp passports for us so it's not a high scorer for me ,call me petty
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Post by telfordstoke on May 13, 2023 20:09:55 GMT
Italy liked the vest other than that I'm a bit underwhelmed
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