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Post by wakefieldstokie on May 11, 2023 14:07:28 GMT
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on May 11, 2023 14:19:01 GMT
We’ve two players who can deliver high tempo leaving this week sterling and Hoever , we’ve potentially two left Campbell and Brown and we are allegedly in the market for players over 30 , it really does have the starting note for a summer which plumbs new depths right down to that infamous Bill Asprey summer
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Post by LGH87 on May 11, 2023 14:32:26 GMT
We’ve two players who can deliver high tempo leaving this week sterling and Hoever , we’ve potentially two left Campbell and Brown and we are allegedly in the market for players over 30 , it really does have the starting note for a summer which plumbs new depths right down to that infamous Bill Asprey summer Nathan Jones said similar about athleticism etc and then signed Stephen Ward, Mark Duffy, Lee Gregory and other over the hill journeymen.
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Post by ohbottom on May 11, 2023 14:35:57 GMT
We’ve two players who can deliver high tempo leaving this week sterling and Hoever , we’ve potentially two left Campbell and Brown and we are allegedly in the market for players over 30 , it really does have the starting note for a summer which plumbs new depths right down to that infamous Bill Asprey summer That's the spirit
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Post by flea79 on May 11, 2023 14:41:24 GMT
I just had this myself, it stinks of shit we aint sold many tickets for next year, best get a statement out.
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on May 11, 2023 14:43:30 GMT
"It is absolutely clear that a major overhaul is required. We need to regain our identity and focus and the summer will be spent doing this.
We absolutely understand that this is going to be a great challenge and we cannot offer any guarantees. However, please be assured that we will do all we can to work with everybody at the Club to assemble a squad that can make us all proud again."
- 8th of May 2018
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Post by figo85 on May 11, 2023 14:43:48 GMT
“I know we were crap last season, but we’re definitely not going to be crap next season, so, buy a season ticket”
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Post by Orbs on May 11, 2023 14:55:56 GMT
"It is absolutely clear that a major overhaul is required. We need to regain our identity and focus and the summer will be spent doing this. We absolutely understand that this is going to be a great challenge and we cannot offer any guarantees. However, please be assured that we will do all we can to work with everybody at the Club to assemble a squad that can make us all proud again." - 8th of May 2018 Probably used Chat GPT this year.
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Post by theonlooker on May 11, 2023 15:09:40 GMT
Empty words and have been under the new chairman since day one.
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Post by dirtclod on May 11, 2023 15:14:33 GMT
In related news, yesterday a shipping-container loaded with what was later confirmed to be cocaine was intercepted in Liverpool that some allege, was bound for SCFC. Peter Coates, when asked about the illegal container said, "What's all the fuss about? That isn't ours, you may want to ask the folks over at Vale Park about it."
This may be related to an earlier attempt to provide the older players with motorbikes while on the pitch, which was thwarted by the league. Sources within the club have mentioned "desperate attempts" to increase team pace during matches and to take some pressure off the 18 tables in the treatment room, which has reached its physical capacity. For obvious reasons, the club want to distance themselves from becoming known as the "St. George's of the North."
One thing is obvious: In order deliver on their promise to fans of "front foot football" under 2nd year manager Alex Neal, Stoke will have to persist with "alternative" plans like these, or simply change their historical habit of overloading the squad with older injury-prone players. A habit that they have struggled to break since being relegated from the Premier League.
The leadership at Port Vale has since refuted Coates' allegation that the shipment was Burslem-bound. They suggested an alternative view that "it's probably just local politicians preparing for a party."
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Post by badger on May 11, 2023 15:26:18 GMT
Might ask if they’ve got an update on the ‘root & branch’ investigation and overview they promised after the 17/18 season.
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Post by lordb on May 11, 2023 15:33:38 GMT
Looking for a raft of signings before pre season then another, more expensive/higher quality, during the rest of the window
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Post by lordb on May 11, 2023 15:34:21 GMT
Might ask if they’ve got an update on the ‘root & branch’ investigation and overview they promised after the 17/18 season. Nothing to do with Ricky Martin you can blame Scholes for that failure
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Post by shrewspotter on May 11, 2023 15:38:25 GMT
High Tempo, Front font and aggression...........straight out of the Nathan Jones manual
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Post by march4 on May 11, 2023 15:39:37 GMT
Looking for a raft of signings before pre season then another, more expensive/higher quality, during the rest of the window Need something to boost season ticket sales.
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Post by badger on May 11, 2023 15:46:56 GMT
Might ask if they’ve got an update on the ‘root & branch’ investigation and overview they promised after the 17/18 season. Nothing to do with Ricky Martin you can blame Scholes for that failure The name at the bottom of it may be different, the words are just as hollow.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 11, 2023 15:51:02 GMT
Dear supporters we are doing our best, yabber jabber yabber yabber jabber yab jab.
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Post by prestwichpotter on May 11, 2023 15:51:49 GMT
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Post by roborep on May 11, 2023 16:05:58 GMT
"It is absolutely clear that a major overhaul is required. We need to regain our identity and focus and the summer will be spent doing this. We absolutely understand that this is going to be a great challenge and we cannot offer any guarantees. However, please be assured that we will do all we can to work with everybody at the Club to assemble a squad that can make us all proud again." - 8th of May 2018 Probably used Chat GPT this year.
Subject: Your Unwavering Support Powers Our Transformation at Stoke City FC! Dear Valued Season Ticket Holders, As the Chief Operating Officer and Technical Director of Stoke City FC, we write to you today with utmost gratitude for your unwavering support throughout what can only be described as a challenging campaign. Your commitment to our beloved club, even during times of disappointment, has been truly inspiring and fuels our determination to bring about a remarkable transformation. We understand that the home form this season has not met our collective expectations. We share your frustrations, and we take full responsibility for the shortcomings. However, we firmly believe that challenges provide us with the perfect opportunity to learn, grow, and ultimately emerge stronger than ever before. Looking ahead, I want to assure you that we have set our sights on a future filled with exciting football, innovative tactics, and extraordinary transfers. We have already begun implementing significant changes within the club, both on and off the pitch, to usher in a new era of success and exhilaration for Stoke City FC. On the footballing front, our coaching staff and players are committed to a relentless pursuit of excellence. We have undertaken a comprehensive review of our strategies, tactically analyzing every aspect of our game to unlock the true potential of our squad. Rest assured, we are fully aware of the need to improve our home performances, and our coaching team is working diligently to address this. Furthermore, we have been actively engaging in the transfer market to secure the services of exceptional talents that will elevate our squad to new heights. The management team has been working tirelessly behind the scenes, leaving no stone unturned in our quest to bring in players who possess the skill, passion, and dedication to proudly wear the Stoke City jersey. But our ambitions extend beyond the boundaries of the pitch. We are committed to enhancing the overall matchday experience for our loyal supporters. From state-of-the-art facilities to innovative fan engagement initiatives, we are determined to create an unforgettable atmosphere at the bet365 Stadium, where every match feels like a celebration of football. Now, more than ever, your support as season ticket holders is invaluable to us. By renewing your season tickets, you play an integral role in driving our club's resurgence and sharing in the triumphs that lie ahead. Together, we can create a fortress at the bet365 Stadium, where opposing teams fear to tread, and memorable victories become the norm. As a token of our appreciation for your continued loyalty, we have some exclusive benefits and surprises lined up for our season ticket holders in the upcoming season. You can expect enhanced access to training sessions, meet-and-greet opportunities with players and staff, and a range of exciting events tailored specifically for our most dedicated fans. Renewing your season ticket not only guarantees you a front-row seat to witness our transformation but also showcases your unwavering belief in the future of Stoke City FC. It is a powerful statement of solidarity that resonates with the players, coaching staff, and the entire club. To renew your season ticket, simply visit our website or contact our dedicated ticketing team. We have taken steps to ensure the process is as seamless and convenient as possible, and we are always available to assist you with any queries or concerns you may have. In closing, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude for your steadfast support throughout this challenging season. Your loyalty is the bedrock upon which we build our dreams, and we remain committed to repaying that loyalty with the success and excitement that Stoke City FC truly deserves. Together, let's write the next chapter of our storied history, where triumphs, unforgettable moments, and the roar of the Britannia Stadium echo throughout the footballing world. Yours in Stoke,
Simon King and Ricky Martin
Chief Operating Officer and Technical Director Stoke City FC
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Post by roborep on May 11, 2023 16:11:02 GMT
"It is absolutely clear that a major overhaul is required. We need to regain our identity and focus and the summer will be spent doing this. We absolutely understand that this is going to be a great challenge and we cannot offer any guarantees. However, please be assured that we will do all we can to work with everybody at the Club to assemble a squad that can make us all proud again." - 8th of May 2018 Probably used Chat GPT this year. Subject: Unleash the Spectacular! Stoke City FC Season Tickets: The Gateway to Football Extravaganza! Dear Esteemed Season Ticket Holders, Prepare to be swept off your feet, for I, the Chief Operating Officer and Technical Director of Stoke City FC, stand before you with a message brimming with boundless enthusiasm and captivating promises. Despite a campaign that left us yearning for more, I assure you that the tide is turning, and a thrilling new era is about to dawn upon Stoke City FC! Picture this: the grand unveiling of world-class signings that will reverberate throughout the footballing world, their names etched in gold as symbols of our undying ambition. We are talking about exceptional talents, the kind that command awe and respect, whose mere presence on the pitch strikes fear into the hearts of our rivals. Brace yourselves, dear supporters, for a constellation of stars is poised to grace the hallowed grounds of the bet365 Stadium, catapulting us to the summit of footballing greatness! Imagine a style of play so exhilarating, so relentless, that it leaves both fans and foes in a state of disbelief. We are leaving behind the mundane and embracing a high-tempo, aggressive, all-out approach that will have our opponents trembling in their boots. Our players will display an unyielding spirit, attacking with verve, defending with resilience, and executing tactics that leave onlookers spellbound. Prepare for a breathtaking display of skill, passion, and unwavering determination as Stoke City FC carves its path towards glory! But that's not all! In a daring move to invigorate our club's identity, we are launching a competition to choose a new nickname that encapsulates the very essence of our illustrious history and limitless potential. Brace yourselves for the options that will ignite your imagination: The Stoke City Thunderbolts: A name that embodies the electrifying power we unleash on the pitch, striking fear into the hearts of opponents and sending shockwaves through the footballing realm. The Stoke City Titans: A moniker befitting our towering stature, symbolizing our indomitable strength, resilience, and unyielding spirit in the face of adversity. The Stoke City Magicians: Embracing the enchanting artistry of our players, we become the masters of illusion, weaving spells of mesmerizing football that leave audiences in awe and disbelief. To further elevate your matchday experience, we are orchestrating a series of sensational events that will transport you into a realm of unparalleled excitement. Picture exclusive access to training sessions, where you can witness the magic unfold firsthand and forge a deeper connection with the players who don the sacred red and white. Imagine intimate meet-and-greet sessions with our footballing prodigies, providing you with the opportunity to share tales, capture memories, and bask in the presence of true footballing greatness. Now, I implore you, dear supporters, to embark on this extraordinary journey alongside us. By renewing your season tickets, you stake your claim to a front-row seat, a ringside view of the footballing spectacle that is set to unfold. Your unwavering belief and undying loyalty serve as the driving force behind our resurgence, and we pledge to reward your commitment with a level of success and excitement that will resonate through the annals of Stoke City FC history. To secure your season ticket and lay claim to your spot in the realm of footballing ecstasy, simply visit our website or reach out to our dedicated ticketing team. We have streamlined the process to ensure seamless and effortless renewal, and we stand ready to assist you with any queries or concerns that may arise. In closing, I extend my deepest gratitude for your unyielding support throughout this season of challenges. Your unwavavering passion and loyalty are the bedrock upon which we build our dreams of greatness. Together, we shall author a chapter of triumph, a tale of extraordinary moments that will resound throughout the footballing world. Renew your season ticket today, and join us on this exhilarating journey of transformation. Let us unleash the spectacular, rewrite the rules of possibility, and forge an indomitable legacy that will be spoken of for generations to come. In the immortal words of Stoke City FC: Rise, Stoke, Rise! Yours in a thrilling new era, Simon King and Ricky Martin Chief Operating Officer and Technical Director Stoke City FC
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2023 16:14:45 GMT
We’ve two players who can deliver high tempo leaving this week sterling and Hoever , we’ve potentially two left Campbell and Brown and we are allegedly in the market for players over 30 , it really does have the starting note for a summer which plumbs new depths right down to that infamous Bill Asprey summer Just remind us who signed the two players who are leaving this week
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Post by Gods on May 11, 2023 16:38:36 GMT
That definitely sounds like 'Ricky speak' straight from his 'helicoptering around and zooming in' manual.
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Post by spiderpuss on May 11, 2023 16:43:00 GMT
My message to Rick, no more has-beens, unfit slow coaches or people over the hill (Pukki? no thanks). Reduce loanees to a few marquee ones. Sort it.
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Post by Timmy on May 11, 2023 16:43:18 GMT
Stoke City's Glorious Rise
In the land of Stoke-on-Trent, Where the footballs fly and hearts are bent, There rose a team of grit and might, Led by a coach with vision bright.
Alex Neil, a man of steel, With a plan to make the fans feel, That Stoke City could rise once more, And win their battles like never before.
He rallied his troops, his army of red, And in the midst of war, young Jacob Brown led, A striker with fire in his eyes, Who fought like a lion, with heart and with pride.
Together they marched, to glory they strove, With every game, their spirits rove, Higher and higher, they climbed the ranks, Each victory, a tribute to their faith and thanks.
And so the story goes, of Stoke City's rise, Of a team that refused to compromise, Of Alex Neil, the coach who believed, And Jacob Brown, the striker who achieved.
Their tale is one of hope and inspiration, Of never giving up, of fighting with dedication, May we all learn from their glorious feat, And rise to greatness, with hearts full of heat.
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Post by gingerninja on May 11, 2023 16:44:55 GMT
They are damned if they do, damned if they don't. They are trying to communicate with the fans more and they are now being lambasted, let's see what materialises and if we get it wildly wrong, we can rightly give them what for..
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Post by Gods on May 11, 2023 16:51:29 GMT
They are damned if they do, damned if they don't. They are trying to communicate with the fans more and they are now being lambasted, let's see what materialises and if we get it wildly wrong, we can rightly give them what for.. Oh come on, they must have known when they pushed out that flannel it would be subject to a little mirth.
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Post by thevoid on May 11, 2023 17:18:50 GMT
Players on the way up not on the way down please. Players with hunger and ambition, not has been after one last pay off at the ST4 Retirement Home & Treatment Centre
At least Barnes looks like he's Norwich bound
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 11, 2023 17:26:02 GMT
Players on the way up not on the way down please. Players with hunger and ambition, not has been after one last pay off at the ST4 Retirement Home & Treatment Centre At least Barnes looks like he's Norwich bound It’s John Barnes we’re after, right age profile
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Post by theonlooker on May 11, 2023 17:26:59 GMT
They are damned if they do, damned if they don't. They are trying to communicate with the fans more and they are now being lambasted, let's see what materialises and if we get it wildly wrong, we can rightly give them what for.. If?
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Post by danceswithclams on May 11, 2023 17:44:44 GMT
They are damned if they do, damned if they don't. They are trying to communicate with the fans more and they are now being lambasted, let's see what materialises and if we get it wildly wrong, we can rightly give them what for.. If? They've gotten it wildly wrong for the past six years but for whatever reason, have not been given what for. For me, there's never been a better time for giving them what for, fourfold.
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