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Post by spiderpuss on May 4, 2023 11:46:14 GMT
The candidates in our area were useless, they won't change anything.
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Post by prestwichpotter on May 4, 2023 12:44:11 GMT
A ringing endorsement......
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Post by spiderpuss on May 4, 2023 13:17:06 GMT
A ringing endorsement...... It reminds of Spinal Tap in the Simpsons, "yeah err (checks Guitar) great to be in Springfield".
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Post by prestwichpotter on May 4, 2023 13:17:46 GMT
A ringing endorsement...... It reminds of Spinal Tap in the Simpsons, "yeah err (checks Guitar) great to be in Springfield". I thought the exact same thing when I watched it
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Post by wannabee on May 4, 2023 13:20:11 GMT
A ringing endorsement...... Indistinguishable from an Alan Partridge Parody
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Post by theonlooker on May 4, 2023 13:23:38 GMT
Am I missing something or has it always been 3 candidates that you can vote for?bizzare I thought it was 4 and you had to write "Wankers" across the bottom of the paper? Oops...
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on May 4, 2023 13:25:49 GMT
A ringing endorsement...... Today in Clown World....
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Post by spiderpuss on May 4, 2023 13:36:25 GMT
It reminds of Spinal Tap in the Simpsons, "yeah err (checks Guitar) great to be in Springfield". I thought the exact same thing when I watched it Just in case anyone doesn't know what me and Prestwich are jibbering about:
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on May 4, 2023 14:55:16 GMT
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Post by questionable on May 4, 2023 15:57:39 GMT
I’ve got a choice between Conservative or Lib Dem, for the first time ever I’ll be voting Lib Dem, I’ve seen their candidate delivering leaflets and he looks proper dopey git
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Post by gawa on May 4, 2023 16:25:15 GMT
I’ve got a choice between Conservative or Lib Dem, for the first time ever I’ll be voting Lib Dem, I’ve seen their candidate delivering leaflets and he looks proper dopey git So you're voting for the dopey looking git? 😂 Tbf I'd pick dopey over evil too!
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on May 4, 2023 16:59:00 GMT
One rule for them and another for everyone else? Surely not! If Boris Johnson's tenure told us anything about the Conservative Party it's that they abide by their own laws....
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Post by wagsastokie on May 4, 2023 17:01:49 GMT
I’ve got a choice between Conservative or Lib Dem, for the first time ever I’ll be voting Lib Dem, I’ve seen their candidate delivering leaflets and he looks proper dopey git So you're voting for the dopey looking git? 😂 Tbf I'd pick dopey over evil too! Everyone to their own If sooner stick my dick in a blender than vote Lib Dem
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 17:02:38 GMT
So you're voting for the dopey looking git? 😂 Tbf I'd pick dopey over evil too! Everyone to their own If sooner stick my dick in a blender than vote Lib Dem Show off!
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Post by wagsastokie on May 4, 2023 17:10:30 GMT
Everyone to their own If sooner stick my dick in a blender than vote Lib Dem Show off! Why thanks
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on May 4, 2023 17:20:53 GMT
So you're voting for the dopey looking git? 😂 Tbf I'd pick dopey over evil too! Everyone to their own If sooner stick my dick in a blender than vote Lib Dem Are you sure that isn't who you did end up voting for
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Post by cobhamstokey on May 4, 2023 17:26:22 GMT
Just finished work, done a 5km swim, 10km run and 20km cycle so now off to put my X in the box that says “none of the above.”
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 17:35:38 GMT
Just finished work, done a 5km swim, 10km run and 20km cycle so now off to put my X in the box that says “none of the above.” Bloody hell Cobs were all at it today. I myself have just completed my ballot paper but not before pulling an aeroplane for 2 miles on sand. I got all hot and sweaty but those goons at the polling station didn’t bat an eyelid🤷🏻♂️
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Post by cobhamstokey on May 4, 2023 17:40:56 GMT
Just finished work, done a 5km swim, 10km run and 20km cycle so now off to put my X in the box that says “none of the above.” Bloody hell Cobs were all at it today. I myself have just completed my ballot paper but not before pulling an aeroplane for 2 miles on sand. I got all hot and sweaty but those goons at the polling station didn’t bat an eyelid🤷🏻♂️ I didn’t even break sweat mate and still had enough energy left to do 200 press-ups (1 arm each) and 100 sit-ups. They had to get me a specially reinforced pen because I kept accidently crushing the little blue plastic ones they gave me at the polling station.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 17:41:55 GMT
Bloody hell Cobs were all at it today. I myself have just completed my ballot paper but not before pulling an aeroplane for 2 miles on sand. I got all hot and sweaty but those goons at the polling station didn’t bat an eyelid🤷🏻♂️ I didn’t even break sweat mate and still had enough energy left to do 200 press-ups (1 arm each) and 100 sit-ups. They had to get me a specially reinforced pen because I kept accidently crushing the little blue plastic ones they gave me at the polling station. 🤣
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 17:43:58 GMT
Bloody hell Cobs were all at it today. I myself have just completed my ballot paper but not before pulling an aeroplane for 2 miles on sand. I got all hot and sweaty but those goons at the polling station didn’t bat an eyelid🤷🏻♂️ I didn’t even break sweat mate and still had enough energy left to do 200 press-ups (1 arm each) and 100 sit-ups. They had to get me a specially reinforced pen because I kept accidently crushing the little blue plastic ones they gave me at the polling station. Yeh those pens are crap, luckily there was a Tory candidate there handing out leaflets who generously gave me a marker pen, he even told be where to write on the paper. Wouldn’t let me keep it mind🤷🏻♂️
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Post by questionable on May 4, 2023 17:50:03 GMT
Literally only me in the Polling Station, two women at a desk and the clerk.
I’ve done it before 7-10 longest most boring day ever.
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Post by thevoid on May 4, 2023 18:38:04 GMT
Bloody hell Cobs were all at it today. I myself have just completed my ballot paper but not before pulling an aeroplane for 2 miles on sand. I got all hot and sweaty but those goons at the polling station didn’t bat an eyelid🤷🏻♂️ I didn’t even break sweat mate and still had enough energy left to do 200 press-ups (1 arm each) and 100 sit-ups. They had to get me a specially reinforced pen because I kept accidently crushing the little blue plastic ones they gave me at the polling station. That's nothing yer wet lettuce. I got up three hours before I went to sleep (on a bed of nails), bit the head off a bull mastiff for breakfast, played keepy ups with a 12kg medicine ball whilst running backwards for 30 miles in steel toe capped boots, while donating my worldly possessions to charity. Ended up at the Polling Station, used hypnosis to befuddle the security guards as I had no ID on me and sketched Lowry's 'Going to the Match' on the ballot paper.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 18:39:18 GMT
I didn’t even break sweat mate and still had enough energy left to do 200 press-ups (1 arm each) and 100 sit-ups. They had to get me a specially reinforced pen because I kept accidently crushing the little blue plastic ones they gave me at the polling station. That's nothing yer wet lettuce. I got up three hours before I went to sleep (on a bed of nails), bit the head off a bull mastiff for breakfast, played keepy ups with a 12kg medicine ball whilst running backwards for 30 miles in steel toe capped boots, whilst donating my worldly possessions to charity. Ended up at the Polling Station, used hypnosis to befuddle the security guards as I had no ID on me and sketched Lowry's 'Going to the Match' on the ballot paper. I thought you helped out at the local food bank on a Thursday?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 18:39:54 GMT
Literally only me in the Polling Station, two women at a desk and the clerk. I’ve done it before 7-10 longest most boring day ever. They must have heard you were coming
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Post by iancransonsknees on May 4, 2023 18:40:52 GMT
That's nothing yer wet lettuce. I got up three hours before I went to sleep (on a bed of nails), bit the head off a bull mastiff for breakfast, played keepy ups with a 12kg medicine ball whilst running backwards for 30 miles in steel toe capped boots, whilst donating my worldly possessions to charity. Ended up at the Polling Station, used hypnosis to befuddle the security guards as I had no ID on me and sketched Lowry's 'Going to the Match' on the ballot paper. I thought you helped out at the local food bank on a Thursday? That's Prestwich after he's solved homelessness for one legged, somali, dwarf, trans gendered pan sexuals in the morning.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 4, 2023 18:42:10 GMT
I thought you helped out at the local food bank on a Thursday? That's Prestwich after he's solved homelessness for one legged, somali, dwarf, trans gendered pan sexuals in the morning. Shhhhh you’ll blow my cover!
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Post by wannabee on May 4, 2023 18:53:56 GMT
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Post by thevoid on May 4, 2023 18:57:31 GMT
That's nothing yer wet lettuce. I got up three hours before I went to sleep (on a bed of nails), bit the head off a bull mastiff for breakfast, played keepy ups with a 12kg medicine ball whilst running backwards for 30 miles in steel toe capped boots, whilst donating my worldly possessions to charity. Ended up at the Polling Station, used hypnosis to befuddle the security guards as I had no ID on me and sketched Lowry's 'Going to the Match' on the ballot paper. I thought you helped out at the local food bank on a Thursday? I usually do but I'm only working 150 hours there this week as I've just invented a brand new musical note which I'm using as the basis of a Palestinian rebel song.
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Post by prestwichpotter on May 4, 2023 19:28:58 GMT
I thought you helped out at the local food bank on a Thursday? That's Prestwich after he's solved homelessness for one legged, somali, dwarf, trans gendered pan sexuals in the morning. I do the graveyard shift normally fella, 22:00 - 02:00. I leave the morning for the old dears. Not solved homelessness yet but managed to clear the streets of Somali dwarves so we’re getting through it bit by bit…….
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