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Post by cvillestokie on Mar 12, 2023 0:40:20 GMT
Chat GPT will change the world as we know it. This is what it put together in half a second. Wrestling writers beware!
“Write a story where Roman reigns loses his wrestling title to Albert Einstein because Einstein outsmarts him
Roman Reigns, the WWE Universal Champion, strutted to the ring with his title belt on his shoulder. The crowd cheered as he raised his arms and bellowed his battle cry. But this time, he was facing an opponent unlike any he had faced before. As he turned to face his challenger, he was surprised to see none other than Albert Einstein himself standing in the ring. The audience was stunned. Einstein, the brilliant physicist who revolutionized our understanding of the universe, was now challenging Reigns for his wrestling title. But Reigns was confident he could defeat the genius. The bell rang, and Reigns charged at Einstein with all his might, aiming to take him down with a powerful clothesline. But Einstein was too quick, ducking under Reigns' arm and landing a swift kick to his back. Reigns stumbled, but quickly recovered and lunged at Einstein again. This time, Einstein sidestepped him, causing Reigns to crash into the turnbuckle. Einstein saw his opportunity and capitalized on it. He grabbed Reigns' arm and expertly executed an armbar, applying pressure to Reigns' elbow joint. Reigns struggled to break free, but Einstein's grip was too strong. The referee asked Reigns if he wanted to submit, but Reigns refused to give up. However, Einstein was not just physically superior to Reigns; he also outsmarted him. Einstein had studied Reigns' wrestling style and had anticipated all his moves. With Reigns weakened, Einstein quickly took advantage and executed his signature move, the "Theory of Relativity," a devastating DDT that left Reigns dazed and confused. Einstein pinned Reigns to the mat, and the referee counted to three. The crowd erupted into cheers as Einstein was declared the new WWE Universal Champion. Reigns was left stunned, unable to comprehend how he had lost to a man he had dismissed as a mere scientist. But Einstein had proven that intelligence and strategy were just as important as brute strength in the world of professional wrestling.”
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Post by slash on Mar 22, 2023 2:56:59 GMT
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Post by chigstoke on Apr 3, 2023 16:05:41 GMT
WWE has been sold to Endeavour group, the owner of UFC. They're merging to form one new company, but still operating under their own respective brands. Is this the biggest thing that's happened to the entire industry? The money involved is huge.
Better than being sold to the Saudi Investment Fund granted, but Endeavour certainly are not popular with the UFC fans with some of the decision making. And already with accusations of match fixing in UFC, the WWE merger may well only increase these accusations.
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Post by salopstick on Apr 3, 2023 16:43:16 GMT
WWE has been sold to Endeavour group, the owner of UFC. They're merging to form one new company, but still operating under their own respective brands. Is this the biggest thing that's happened to the entire industry? The money involved is huge. Better than being sold to the Saudi Investment Fund granted, but Endeavour certainly are not popular with the UFC fans with some of the decision making. And already with accusations of match fixing in UFC, the WWE merger may well only increase these accusations. Match fixing in wrestling
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Post by lagwafis on Apr 3, 2023 17:04:46 GMT
just to congratulate Vince McMahon on his new jet black hair, eyebrows and fantastic Gomez Addams moustache.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Apr 3, 2023 18:59:13 GMT
To say I was obsessed with Trish Stratus as a very horny young lad is an understatement and seeing her again this weekend at 47, wow.. like a fine wine 🤤
Not arsed about anything else that happened at WrestleMania.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 3, 2023 19:06:36 GMT
To say I was obsessed with Trish Stratus as a very horny young lad is an understatement and seeing her again this weekend at 47, wow.. like a fine wine 🤤 Not arsed about anything else that happened at WrestleMania.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Apr 5, 2023 8:26:23 GMT
Vince is back in charge so the few months of WWE being vaguely interesting again are up, shame.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 8:48:09 GMT
Vince is back in charge so the few months of WWE being vaguely interesting again are up, shame. Is a real shame because Mania was great for the most part. Good news for AEW at least.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Apr 5, 2023 10:51:07 GMT
I used to like WWF/E but lost interest. Probably my favourite wrestling memory is playing the N64 game No Mercy with friends - still the best wrestling game I've played. Wrestling Empire (a current game) is a blast.
I enjoy the occasional smaller event - is anyone else a Will Ospreay fan? I went to see him up Hanley and in Manchester before the pandemic. I think he mostly wrestles in New Japan Pro Wrestling.
The other day I was listening to an interview with Bob Mould (most famous for being in the bands Husker Du and Sugar) and the conversation went from music to wrestling, as he was a writer for WCW. He's an American guy and as the interviewer was a Brit, so he made a point near the end to mention Will Ospreay and say he's a great wrestler.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 11:14:02 GMT
I used to like WWF/E but lost interest. Probably my favourite wrestling memory is playing the N64 game No Mercy with friends - still the best wrestling game I've played. Wrestling Empire (a current game) is a blast. I enjoy the occasional smaller event - is anyone else a Will Ospreay fan? I went to see him up Hanley and in Manchester before the pandemic. I think he mostly wrestles in New Japan Pro Wrestling. The other day I was listening to an interview with Bob Mould (most famous for being in the bands Husker Du and Sugar) and the conversation went from music to wrestling, as he was a writer for WCW. He's an American guy and as the interviewer was a Brit, so he made a point near the end to mention Will Ospreay and say he's a great wrestler. Ospreay probably the best in the world right now. Match with Kenny at Wrestle Kingdom was phenomenal. Still play No Mercy all the time, definitely the best I've played. Trying to get into the Fire Pro games at the moment.
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Post by 36dd on Apr 5, 2023 13:09:17 GMT
Vince is back in charge so the few months of WWE being vaguely interesting again are up, shame. Proof is in the pudding, the Sunday WrestleMania was a big let down regarding championship matches. Raw was even worse.. looks like my returning interest in WWE is fading again with creative going back to VM. Maybe endeavour may see the decline over the next few months, and then remove McMahon from the production & hand full control to Triple H? Looks like Bray Wyatt is done after going on a hiatus, shame as the white rabbit, Uncle Howdy plot had potential.
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Post by cvillestokie on Apr 5, 2023 13:20:19 GMT
Vince is back in charge so the few months of WWE being vaguely interesting again are up, shame. Proof is in the pudding, the Sunday WrestleMania was a big let down regarding championship matches. Raw was even worse.. looks like my returning interest in WWE is fading again with creative going back to VM. Maybe endeavour may see the decline over the next few months, and then remove McMahon from the production & hand full control to Triple H? Looks like Bray Wyatt is done after going on a hiatus, shame as the white rabbit, Uncle Howdy plot had potential. I personally hated the new Bray Wyatt thing. I think it was done poorly. He took too long to actually have televised matches. For me, it became stale quick. No idea what will happen with WWE now. It wouldn’t shock me if they unify the women’s titles and get rid of half the staff.
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Post by 36dd on Apr 5, 2023 13:44:20 GMT
Proof is in the pudding, the Sunday WrestleMania was a big let down regarding championship matches. Raw was even worse.. looks like my returning interest in WWE is fading again with creative going back to VM. Maybe endeavour may see the decline over the next few months, and then remove McMahon from the production & hand full control to Triple H? Looks like Bray Wyatt is done after going on a hiatus, shame as the white rabbit, Uncle Howdy plot had potential. I personally hated the new Bray Wyatt thing. I think it was done poorly. He took too long to actually have televised matches. For me, it became stale quick. No idea what will happen with WWE now. It wouldn’t shock me if they unify the women’s titles and get rid of half the staff. The whole build up to the white rabbit and firefly fun House characters was pretty good.. it became a disaster just before Royal Rumble when they gave up on Alexa Bliss rejoining (story just ended), plus the shocking Pitch Black match. In all honesty I would have liked to of seen Wyatt in AEW & done something with Brodie Lee’s (Luke Harper), faction. The women’s division has potential but atm there’s plenty of female talent wasted.
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Post by cvillestokie on Apr 5, 2023 14:48:15 GMT
I personally hated the new Bray Wyatt thing. I think it was done poorly. He took too long to actually have televised matches. For me, it became stale quick. No idea what will happen with WWE now. It wouldn’t shock me if they unify the women’s titles and get rid of half the staff. The whole build up to the white rabbit and firefly fun House characters was pretty good.. it became a disaster just before Royal Rumble when they gave up on Alexa Bliss rejoining (story just ended), plus the shocking Pitch Black match. In all honesty I would have liked to of seen Wyatt in AEW & done something with Brodie Lee’s (Luke Harper), faction. The women’s division has potential but atm there’s plenty of female talent wasted. The Women’s Division is a huge waste of talent, I agree. WWE are incapable of building storylines for women (and most men) if there isn’t a title involved. They should have an intercontinental title for that division. It could be cross-brand and work as a midcard title (not something stupid like the 24/7 belt). Without something like that, too many women will get too little time on air and fail to get over.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 15:26:15 GMT
Proof is in the pudding, the Sunday WrestleMania was a big let down regarding championship matches. Raw was even worse.. looks like my returning interest in WWE is fading again with creative going back to VM. Maybe endeavour may see the decline over the next few months, and then remove McMahon from the production & hand full control to Triple H? Looks like Bray Wyatt is done after going on a hiatus, shame as the white rabbit, Uncle Howdy plot had potential. I personally hated the new Bray Wyatt thing. I think it was done poorly. He took too long to actually have televised matches. For me, it became stale quick. No idea what will happen with WWE now. It wouldn’t shock me if they unify the women’s titles and get rid of half the staff. I hated it too. The spooky nonsense is a bridge too far for me. He's rubbish in the ring as well.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Apr 5, 2023 16:40:06 GMT
I used to like WWF/E but lost interest. Probably my favourite wrestling memory is playing the N64 game No Mercy with friends - still the best wrestling game I've played. Wrestling Empire (a current game) is a blast. I enjoy the occasional smaller event - is anyone else a Will Ospreay fan? I went to see him up Hanley and in Manchester before the pandemic. I think he mostly wrestles in New Japan Pro Wrestling. The other day I was listening to an interview with Bob Mould (most famous for being in the bands Husker Du and Sugar) and the conversation went from music to wrestling, as he was a writer for WCW. He's an American guy and as the interviewer was a Brit, so he made a point near the end to mention Will Ospreay and say he's a great wrestler. Ospreay probably the best in the world right now. Match with Kenny at Wrestle Kingdom was phenomenal. Still play No Mercy all the time, definitely the best I've played. Trying to get into the Fire Pro games at the moment. Best in the world - I don't need to watch anyone else then! I haven't watched anything with Ospreay for a while so will check that match out. I've got my eye on Ultra Pro Wrestling for release: I no longer have an N64 set up so haven't played No Mercy for a few years, and Ultra Pro Wrestling looks like it could be just the ticket.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 16:50:44 GMT
Ospreay probably the best in the world right now. Match with Kenny at Wrestle Kingdom was phenomenal. Still play No Mercy all the time, definitely the best I've played. Trying to get into the Fire Pro games at the moment. Best in the world - I don't need to watch anyone else then! I haven't watched anything with Ospreay for a while so will check that match out. I've got my eye on Ultra Pro Wrestling for release: I no longer have an N64 set up so haven't played No Mercy for a few years, and Ultra Pro Wrestling looks like it could be just the ticket. Have got high hopes for Ultra too, hopefully it comes off!
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Post by flea79 on Apr 5, 2023 19:47:52 GMT
The whole build up to the white rabbit and firefly fun House characters was pretty good.. it became a disaster just before Royal Rumble when they gave up on Alexa Bliss rejoining (story just ended), plus the shocking Pitch Black match. In all honesty I would have liked to of seen Wyatt in AEW & done something with Brodie Lee’s (Luke Harper), faction. The women’s division has potential but atm there’s plenty of female talent wasted. The Women’s Division is a huge waste of talent, I agree. WWE are incapable of building storylines for women (and most men) if there isn’t a title involved. They should have an intercontinental title for that division. It could be cross-brand and work as a midcard title (not something stupid like the 24/7 belt). Without something like that, too many women will get too little time on air and fail to get over. Bring back the bra and panties matches I say!!! No but in all seriousness as a kid there was more titles knocking about, light heavyweight, cruiserweight, intercontinental and of course the hardcore championship, these belts gave some actual meaning to the lower and midcard matches and feuds, these days they seemingly wrestle for nothing! Why not reintroduce some and same for the women’s division so some of the matches have meaning other than I just dislike you this month!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 5, 2023 19:52:19 GMT
Was a huge WWE fan back in my teens (throughout the 90’s) but it got sterile after the attitude era so never bothered since. I some times catch AEW after a night on the piss and quite enjoy it, think they’ve got the blend about right.
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Post by lagwafis on Apr 5, 2023 19:56:08 GMT
To say I was obsessed with Trish Stratus as a very horny young lad is an understatement and seeing her again this weekend at 47, wow.. like a fine wine 🤤 Not arsed about anything else that happened at WrestleMania.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 20:11:19 GMT
The Women’s Division is a huge waste of talent, I agree. WWE are incapable of building storylines for women (and most men) if there isn’t a title involved. They should have an intercontinental title for that division. It could be cross-brand and work as a midcard title (not something stupid like the 24/7 belt). Without something like that, too many women will get too little time on air and fail to get over. Bring back the bra and panties matches I say!!! No but in all seriousness as a kid there was more titles knocking about, light heavyweight, cruiserweight, intercontinental and of course the hardcore championship, these belts gave some actual meaning to the lower and midcard matches and feuds, these days they seemingly wrestle for nothing! Why not reintroduce some and same for the women’s division so some of the matches have meaning other than I just dislike you this month! Think you devalue the titles if you have too many of them, they’ve probably got the right amount now. They’d had 2-3 of their best storylines for years running up to Mania, but they’ve damaged Cody hugely with that Mania finish.
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Post by flea79 on Apr 5, 2023 20:15:00 GMT
Bring back the bra and panties matches I say!!! No but in all seriousness as a kid there was more titles knocking about, light heavyweight, cruiserweight, intercontinental and of course the hardcore championship, these belts gave some actual meaning to the lower and midcard matches and feuds, these days they seemingly wrestle for nothing! Why not reintroduce some and same for the women’s division so some of the matches have meaning other than I just dislike you this month! Think you devalue the titles if you have too many of them, they’ve probably got the right amount now. They’d had 2-3 of their best storylines for years running up to Mania, but they’ve damaged Cody hugely with that Mania finish. Yes it can dilute but it just gave some form of jeopardy to these matches and made it feel like something a little more special
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 5, 2023 20:38:44 GMT
Think you devalue the titles if you have too many of them, they’ve probably got the right amount now. They’d had 2-3 of their best storylines for years running up to Mania, but they’ve damaged Cody hugely with that Mania finish. Yes it can dilute but it just gave some form of jeopardy to these matches and made it feel like something a little more special Quite like how AEW got round that with the rankings system. Agree that wins and losses not mattering in WWE for years made it hard to invest in.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 6, 2023 6:46:17 GMT
AEW coming to London on 27th August. Should be a great show.
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Post by flea79 on Apr 6, 2023 7:57:13 GMT
AEW coming to London on 27th August. Should be a great show. all not well in the AEW house though by all accounts, seems Cody was the glue holding it together, now we have CM Punk being CM Punk and an apparently unhappy locker room again! well if the dirt sheet is to be believed
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Apr 6, 2023 8:45:15 GMT
AEW coming to London on 27th August. Should be a great show. all not well in the AEW house though by all accounts, seems Cody was the glue holding it together, now we have CM Punk being CM Punk and an apparently unhappy locker room again! well if the dirt sheet is to be believed Seems like it’s not a massively happy camp in either WWE or AEW at the moment. Punk at least is out of the picture still in AEW - just as he was about to come back he kicked off again, as he does…
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Post by salopstick on Jun 7, 2023 19:19:53 GMT
RIP Iron Sheik. Hilarious on twitter Fuck the Hulk Hogan
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jun 8, 2023 18:38:05 GMT
Loved Iron Sheik. He Camel Clutched a bunch of jabronis in his day.
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Post by slash on Jun 15, 2023 2:01:04 GMT
Pretty cool interview from the man behind MLW, done by a Slipknot group. I'm no wrestling fan but the MicroMan guy is so fucking awesome and hilarious.
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