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Post by saturday on Sept 27, 2021 16:55:51 GMT
Does anyone else find that if you drink a lot of beer, you talk about Stoke City F.C far too much to anyone who’ll listen which, is particularly bad on a 1st date. “Nick Powell had a free kick and scored right in front of the Boothen end”.. I haven’t heard from them again haha probably for the best.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 27, 2021 16:57:57 GMT
Does anyone else find that if you drink a lot of beer, you talk about Stoke City F.C far too much to anyone who’ll listen which, is particularly bad on a 1st date. “Nick Powell had a free kick and scored right in front of the Boothen end”.. I haven’t heard from them again haha probably for the best. I’d usually say I hate football until I’ve got to 4th base to be honest👀 |
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Post by stokefc on Sept 27, 2021 17:13:55 GMT
You should have taken her the match
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 17:21:10 GMT
Does anyone else find that if you drink a lot of beer, you talk about Stoke City F.C far too much to anyone who’ll listen which, is particularly bad on a 1st date. “Nick Powell had a free kick and scored right in front of the Boothen end”.. I haven’t heard from them again haha probably for the best. I’d usually say I hate football until I’ve got to 4th base to be honest👀 I don't think going on about bloody baseball is much better. I went on about Kabaddi to a bird but turned out she was from Oman not India and didn't speak English apart from 'What time is it' and and 'where is the swimming pool' |
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Post by thevoid on Sept 27, 2021 17:33:15 GMT
I’d usually say I hate football until I’ve got to 4th base to be honest👀 I don't think going on about bloody baseball is much better. I went on about Kabaddi to a bird but turned out she was from Oman not India and didn't speak English apart from 'What time is it' and and 'where is the swimming pool' Course you did mate |
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Sept 27, 2021 18:31:14 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze
Works every time
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Post by hcstokie on Sept 27, 2021 18:33:11 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Avocado is a fruit mate, but agree on the booze 👍🏻 |
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Sept 27, 2021 18:39:46 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Avocado is a fruit mate, but agree on the booze 👍🏻 haha is a fruit really? noted for next time. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 18:40:00 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Don't think ever had an avocado and seriously never mentioned football or any sport on a first date. As for Yoga. I did go a date in New York once years ago with a real estate gal and the whole getting her drunk thing was impossible. Never saw anyone drink like her. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 18:43:50 GMT
Ask her if she prefers 'Barmy Army' or the infrequently used but vastly superior 'Red and White Army'.
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Post by dave1 on Sept 27, 2021 18:46:51 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Quality ply her with booze ha ha |
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Post by pottersrule on Sept 27, 2021 18:58:31 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Don't think ever had an avocado and seriously never mentioned football or any sport on a first date. As for Yoga. I did go a date in New York once years ago with a real estate gal and the whole getting her drunk thing was impossible. Never saw anyone drink like her. Remember trying to do the same with a bird.She got me as pissed as a wheel and ended up driving me home in my own car.We pulled into my driveway and I promptly threw up.Christ I still cringe thinking about it 30+ years on.🤢 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 19:03:48 GMT
Don't think ever had an avocado and seriously never mentioned football or any sport on a first date. As for Yoga. I did go a date in New York once years ago with a real estate gal and the whole getting her drunk thing was impossible. Never saw anyone drink like her. Remember trying to do the same with a bird.She got me as pissed as a wheel and ended up driving me home in my own car.We pulled into my driveway and I promptly threw up.Christ I still cringe thinking about it 30+ years on.🤢  Can still remember this bird's name, Pat O'Brian as was the same as the priest in Angels with dirty faces the Jimmy Cagney film. Thankfully she didn't look like him Pints of Harp and Jack in a pub by Madison Square Garden. She even got booze and cigs on the way home from some caged up late night shop. Fair play to her |
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Post by hcstokie on Sept 27, 2021 19:04:46 GMT
Avocado is a fruit mate, but agree on the booze 👍🏻 haha is a fruit really? noted for next time. You’ll be unstoppable now mate 😂 |
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Post by gregstokie on Sept 27, 2021 19:14:20 GMT
Maybe you were discussing Stoke and she realised you were on different sides of the PHW vs Rimmer divide?
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Post by saturday on Sept 27, 2021 19:39:20 GMT
I’m a girl, the 1st date was with a bloke and it was in a dingle pub.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 27, 2021 19:45:37 GMT
I’m a girl, the 1st date was with a bloke and it was in a dingle pub. Were they a dingle or a Stoke fan?
If they were a dingle, then you've already made a gigantasaurous mistake from the off.
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Post by saturday on Sept 27, 2021 19:47:36 GMT
I just remember something about rams and Notts County. 😂😂
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Post by stokefc on Sept 27, 2021 19:55:01 GMT
I’m a girl, the 1st date was with a bloke and it was in a dingle pub. You should have took him the match  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 19:57:12 GMT
I can remember on a slightly different note a gal coming to mine before a night out as just home from work and running late. Was maybe 20 years ago. I think after a quick look at my film collection she was having second thoughts. I had a rather large collection of banned films. (no not those). The ones that were labelled video nasties etc that you could get at horror conventions under the counter back in the day.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 27, 2021 20:07:44 GMT
I can remember on a slightly different note a gal coming to mine before a night out as just home from work and running late. Was maybe 20 years ago. I think after a quick look at my film collection she was having second thoughts. I had a rather large collection of banned films. (no not those). The ones that were labelled video nasties etc that you could get at horror conventions under the counter back in the day. Are we talking Cannibal Holocaust and the like? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 20:29:57 GMT
I can remember on a slightly different note a gal coming to mine before a night out as just home from work and running late. Was maybe 20 years ago. I think after a quick look at my film collection she was having second thoughts. I had a rather large collection of banned films. (no not those). The ones that were labelled video nasties etc that you could get at horror conventions under the counter back in the day. Are we talking Cannibal Holocaust and the like? Oh baby yes and many more. A jolly, chewy, jungle romp |
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Post by stantheman on Sept 27, 2021 21:51:11 GMT
You need to set out the ground rules for the future on that 1st date.
My Wife of 23 years and I nearly split up many years ago, all because of an away game at Bolton in the mid 90's. She didn't want me to go, I told her that was it then, and went to the match.
A week later she rang to say that I was "forgiven" and ever since then she has never questioned me following Stoke home and away.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 22:08:12 GMT
You need to set out the ground rules for the future on that 1st date. My Wife of 23 years and I nearly split up many years ago, all because of an away game at Bolton in the mid 90's. She didn't want me to go, I told her that was it then, and went to the match. A week later she rang to say that I was "forgiven" and ever since then has she questioned me following Stoke home and away. I went to watch us play Gills away the night of my then gfs 30th birthday party. I didn't like her much anyway |
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Post by dirtclod on Sept 28, 2021 2:59:53 GMT
Thing is...when you TELL her that you're a Stoke fan...
If she knows anything about football at all, then she knows that you are a sadomasochist.
If she stays, your sex-toy bill will escalate immediately. Bingo!
It's great for transparency and could get you a great relationship right out of the gate!
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Post by dutchstokie on Sept 28, 2021 11:32:31 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Let me just add the phrase "90 % of women dont know how to give a good blow job"........ that one really gets them thinking and bobs your uncle !  ( with the back up line of "Id really like to kiss you but darent as I dont know how you will react " - a non offensive way of getting them onside. Do that 10 times and 9 out of 10 will say "Theres only one way to find out") Im here all day !  |
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Post by thepirehillpoet on Sept 28, 2021 12:22:25 GMT
Started dating a young lady at the end of May. Explained to her that I would not be dating her after the football season started. We have been married for 46 years yesterday. So either talking about Stoke does or doesn't work in these circumstances.
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Sept 28, 2021 12:26:58 GMT
Love an avacado me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 12:29:21 GMT
You should take her up the Arsenal.
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Post by flea79 on Sept 28, 2021 12:35:16 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time i once met a bird who seemed very nice and quiet and not the type at all, took her out treated her nice and all that, turned out she was a raging nympho who only wanted a shag! there was no bloody need for the nice booze and the steak dinner at all, in fact im convinced i could have turned up wearing a hessian sack and smeared in horse manure and she would still have had a go on me! |
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Can still remember this bird's name, Pat O'Brian as was the same as the priest in Angels with dirty faces the Jimmy Cagney film. Thankfully she didn't look like him Pints of Harp and Jack in a pub by Madison Square Garden. She even got booze and cigs on the way home from some caged up late night shop. Fair play to her
