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Post by marrer on Sept 28, 2021 12:39:43 GMT
Just recounted some of these recommended lines to my wife. She told me i can forget trying them on her. Women these days eh?
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Post by marrer on Sept 28, 2021 12:42:53 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time i once met a bird who seemed very nice and quiet and not the type at all, took her out treated her nice and all that, turned out she was a raging nympho who only wanted a shag! there was no bloody need for the nice booze and the steak dinner at all, in fact im convinced i could have turned up wearing a hessian sack and smeared in horse manure and she would still have had a go on me! You're going to start bragging now that you're built like a stallion!
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Post by flea79 on Sept 28, 2021 12:44:02 GMT
i once met a bird who seemed very nice and quiet and not the type at all, took her out treated her nice and all that, turned out she was a raging nympho who only wanted a shag! there was no bloody need for the nice booze and the steak dinner at all, in fact im convinced i could have turned up wearing a hessian sack and smeared in horse manure and she would still have had a go on me! You're going to start bragging now that you're built like a stallion! nah far from it, grower not a shower here!
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Post by tpholloway1 on Sept 28, 2021 12:48:40 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time Let me just add the phrase "90 % of women dont know how to give a good blow job"........ that one really gets them thinking and bobs your uncle ! ( with the back up line of "Id really like to kiss you but darent as I dont know how you will react " - a non offensive way of getting them onside. Do that 10 times and 9 out of 10 will say "Theres only one way to find out") Im here all day ! My favourite chat up line, which never failed to get me a shag, is "hello darling, do you think this cloth smells of chloroform?"
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Post by boothenesque on Sept 28, 2021 13:23:34 GMT
Pretend you do yoga, avocados are your favourite vegetable, and state you never have sex on a first date!! Then ply her with booze Works every time i once met a bird who seemed very nice and quiet and not the type at all, took her out treated her nice and all that, turned out she was a raging nympho who only wanted a shag! there was no bloody need for the nice booze and the steak dinner at all, in fact im convinced i could have turned up wearing a hessian sack and smeared in horse manure and she would still have had a go on me! Do you have her name and number?
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 28, 2021 16:03:41 GMT
i once met a bird who seemed very nice and quiet and not the type at all, took her out treated her nice and all that, turned out she was a raging nympho who only wanted a shag! there was no bloody need for the nice booze and the steak dinner at all, in fact im convinced i could have turned up wearing a hessian sack and smeared in horse manure and she would still have had a go on me! Do you have her name and number? Credit Card number, sort code and account number will also suffice if we're dishing out personal details
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 28, 2021 16:23:09 GMT
It’s taken me years to get her used to me going football and not questioning it, then lockdowns and no football has unraveled years of hard work.
Going to be a rough few months for her
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Post by march4 on Sept 28, 2021 16:36:23 GMT
Talk to any date about TP would be a sure fire winner.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 28, 2021 16:40:15 GMT
Talk to any date about TP would be a sure fire winner. Definitely, if your intention is for them to go and shag someone else
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Post by marylandstoke on Sept 28, 2021 16:52:10 GMT
I can remember on a slightly different note a gal coming to mine before a night out as just home from work and running late. Was maybe 20 years ago. I think after a quick look at my film collection she was having second thoughts. I had a rather large collection of banned films. (no not those). The ones that were labelled video nasties etc that you could get at horror conventions under the counter back in the day. You run deep. Like a river JMac, deep.
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Post by RF10 on Sept 28, 2021 17:00:38 GMT
My Mrs actually pretended to like football on our first date.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 17:10:12 GMT
I can remember on a slightly different note a gal coming to mine before a night out as just home from work and running late. Was maybe 20 years ago. I think after a quick look at my film collection she was having second thoughts. I had a rather large collection of banned films. (no not those). The ones that were labelled video nasties etc that you could get at horror conventions under the counter back in the day. You run deep. Like a river JMac, deep. You can stuff your Rom Coms and Pixar. give me Herschell Gordon Lewis, George A Romero or Russ Meyer any day
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Post by apb1 on Sept 28, 2021 17:14:58 GMT
Talk to any date about TP would be a sure fire winner. If they're in a cage maybe.
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Post by jezzascfc on Sept 28, 2021 17:18:05 GMT
I told one young lady that my first love is Stoke and I have loved them far longer than I have loved her. She's now my wife of 9 years, so maybe honesty is the best policy.
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Post by marylandstoke on Sept 28, 2021 17:25:32 GMT
I told one young lady that my first love is Stoke and I have loved them far longer than I have loved her. She's now my wife of 9 years, so maybe honesty is the best policy. Nah, she just realized she’d still be able to see me 2 til 6 on home games and most of Satdee when they are away.
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Post by robstokie on Sept 28, 2021 21:16:22 GMT
Does anyone else find that if you drink a lot of beer, you talk about Stoke City F.C far too much to anyone who’ll listen which, is particularly bad on a 1st date. “Nick Powell had a free kick and scored right in front of the Boothen end”.. I haven’t heard from them again haha probably for the best. I have that issue too! And I can't use the grog as an excuse either! Luckily I've found a very patient and understanding young lady who can see past my Stoke obsession (even dragged her to Fulham on a weekend that was otherwise very cultured).
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Post by Linx on Sept 28, 2021 21:42:44 GMT
Just recounted some of these recommended lines to my wife. She told me i can forget trying them on her. Women these days eh? What, not even avocado?
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Post by Linx on Sept 28, 2021 21:44:22 GMT
Talk to any date about TP would be a sure fire winner. Providing you’ve got that little bit of quality in the final third
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Post by marrer on Sept 29, 2021 13:07:38 GMT
Just recounted some of these recommended lines to my wife. She told me i can forget trying them on her. Women these days eh? What, not even avocado? Actually that one may work. I will report back...
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Post by heworksardtho on Sept 29, 2021 13:16:38 GMT
If she was a 10/10 and a Vale fan I’d fuck off up the Vale 😉
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Post by Goonie on Sept 29, 2021 18:22:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2021 22:07:40 GMT
I don’t think it’s ever really come up on dates. I’ve never been a big fan of out all day on a weekend with the lads before a game, so I’ve never had to make a choice of Stoke versus partner.
Unless they like football, why would you bring it up on a first date? 😂 sounds like you may be a bit out of practice to be honest.
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Post by potterburt on Sept 30, 2021 6:29:22 GMT
Talking about your passions on a first date is a great thing to do. People love passionate people, apparently (who woulda thunk?!) it’s quite the turn on compared to someone with little interests and zero fire in their belly.
Talking toooo much - yeah that might not be the best, especially if it’s quite domineering and takes over. I brought it up on a first date recently, said that on Saturdays I like to have ‘me time’ where I watch my footy and take time out of the week to enjoy my passion/past time. She enquired who and how we were doing etc. It was left at that, second date this weekend (although, highly doubt the level of Stoke chat has any impact on the matter of No2 on this instance 😎 )
No one on a date likes it when the other person just blabs about themselves for ages. If youre engaged, enjoying the natural flow of the convo and enquisitve as to find out who they are and their passions, then if the convo allows - there’s no reason you can’t go into more depth about Stoke. Try keep it relevant of course- but if you can’t because you have ‘POTTourettes’ and it’s the majority of who you are - then If that’s you, then you have to do you.
If they’re not into footy/Stoke but into you then they’ll take your love of Stoke as part of who you are. If they’re into footy/Stoke and you… well, then enjoy 😉
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