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Post by ukcstokie on Oct 28, 2020 0:24:05 GMT
He was a shit goal keeper too (if my memory is correct)
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 28, 2020 0:24:11 GMT
I saw Keith Scott, Vokes is not too far behind him.
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Post by upthefud on Oct 28, 2020 0:29:41 GMT
Shit thread, Vokes isn’t that bad Berahino, Choupo, Owen, Gudjonsen, Kitson, Jese were all far worse Choupo?? He was virtually our player of the season 😂 Think your memory is possibly playing tricks on you
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Post by everyoneneedsawhelan on Oct 28, 2020 3:39:37 GMT
Your first paragraph says it all. We can’t be that accommodating to a player that moves like a truck and doesn’t even have a good scoring record. He shouldn’t be anywhere near our team at the minute. It’s literally the ‘Sam Vokes ’ thread? You could have posted this in a general chat about the game but decided to put it here? H ? Doesn’t really make sense that one.
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Post by heworksardtho on Oct 28, 2020 5:29:38 GMT
Mark Stein .................yes I am kidding 😎🎣🎣🎣
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Post by s7oke on Oct 28, 2020 5:36:01 GMT
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Post by s7oke on Oct 28, 2020 5:41:22 GMT
He was a shit goal keeper too (if my memory is correct) Come on he made a save but no where near as good as Cranston at Oldham
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Post by 1982stokie on Oct 28, 2020 7:23:48 GMT
Pound for pound (I mean money not weight) has to be Vokes all the other players were cheap.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2020 7:27:39 GMT
I saw Keith Scott, Vokes is not too far behind him. The thing with Keith Scott was at least he had attempts on goal. He used to miss them, quite often from the goal line, but he was always in with a shout.
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Post by peterpan1 on Oct 28, 2020 8:20:45 GMT
Mr Blobby?
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Post by bambered on Oct 28, 2020 8:31:12 GMT
Absolute nonsense
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Post by RAF on Oct 28, 2020 9:17:49 GMT
It’s literally the ‘Sam Vokes ’ thread? You could have posted this in a general chat about the game but decided to put it here? H ? Doesn’t really make sense that one. Exactly. Makes as much sense as yours earlier. H
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2020 9:34:38 GMT
Vokes has had zero service. I'm not sure what he's meant to do? Hes a target man. That means, sometimes, doing something with a ball played up to you. He was beaten to every single header. It was the worst performance from a centre forward I have ever seen.
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Post by Pirate on Oct 28, 2020 9:42:32 GMT
Awful anyway but in that system last night he actually managed to look even more useless.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Oct 28, 2020 9:42:59 GMT
Awful. Just awful.
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Post by jarhead on Oct 28, 2020 10:00:32 GMT
Jese
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Post by rorystowel on Oct 28, 2020 10:15:11 GMT
Vokes actually did a great job for the Swansea defence, stifling the rare attacks that we had.
Play him at CB instead of Chester? 😂
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Post by mickstupp on Oct 28, 2020 10:18:43 GMT
If we are looking for scapegoats for last night look no further than Mikel, Tymon, and Oakley Booth. They were masquerading as midfielders I believe. Absolutely dog shit, all three of them.
Vokes is dire and he always has been, but there’s starving kids in Kenya who’ve been fed more than Sammy Plank was last night.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Oct 28, 2020 10:44:36 GMT
Choupo?? He was virtually our player of the season 😂 Think your memory is possibly playing tricks on you 5 goals 5 assists in our relegation season not always up front is decent enough, I think you're being a bit harsh on him tbh.
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Post by noustie on Oct 28, 2020 10:45:21 GMT
I don't mind admitting that Vokes almost brought me to tears tonight. It was just excruciatingly painful watching him lumbering around a field. It was like sending out a donkey with 2 broken legs for 90 minutes. Why? What have we done to deserve that? You don't get much for your 9 Mil these days do you? Could have had this fella for £65 with free delivery and the ball would either sail over his head or bounced off him much the same:
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Post by boskampsflaps on Oct 28, 2020 10:46:41 GMT
If we are looking for scapegoats for last night look no further than Mikel, Tymon, and Oakley Booth. They were masquerading as midfielders I believe. Absolutely dog shit, all three of them. Vokes is dire and he always has been, but there’s starving kids in Kenya who’ve been fed more than Sammy Plank was last night. Difficult to do much when the ball is constantly sailing over your head, I'm not saying they were great but they weren't given a chance to do anything worth while.
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Post by Pirate on Oct 28, 2020 10:48:16 GMT
You don't get much for your 9 Mil these days do you? Could have had this fella for £65 with free delivery and the ball would either sail over his head or bounced off him much the same: View AttachmentSorry mate but thats just a bit silly, would need to be twice as wide to replace our Sam
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Post by kingdaz on Oct 28, 2020 10:57:09 GMT
Vokes has had zero service. I'm not sure what he's meant to do? Break sweat would be a start He breaks sweat walking back from the Kabab shop
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Post by nottsover60 on Oct 28, 2020 12:56:25 GMT
I noticed him doing quite a lot of closing down but he does need quality players around him to be effective and Brown and McLean were far from that last night. It's no surprise that Voke's best game was against Villa when he was playing with Powell and Campbell. If you don't play either of those two I think you have to play Fletcher or perhaps even Brown or Gregory.
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Post by flea79 on Oct 28, 2020 12:58:28 GMT
kitson, henri kamara, john carew, michael owen, list is endless
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Post by Trouserdog on Oct 28, 2020 13:10:09 GMT
Kitson doesn't deserve to be mentioned alongside some of these names.
He didn't do much for us, but was a decent PL striker being asked to do a job he really wasn't suited to. I get that people think he's a bit of a twat, and some of the stuff he's said about us isn't exactly complimentary, but ability wise he's nowhere near some of the truly, truly awful strikers we've had.
Keith Scott, Dave Bamber and Vincent Pericard are at the absolute pinnacle of shite that I've seen in my lifetime. Anybody who saw those three strutting their stuff would think Vokes looks like Alan shearer in comparison.
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Post by skip on Oct 28, 2020 14:57:50 GMT
Nipper 2 (12yrs) analysis of Vokes last night. "OH MY GOD HE CANNOT RUN!"
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Post by everyoneneedsawhelan on Oct 28, 2020 15:00:53 GMT
? Doesn’t really make sense that one. Exactly. Makes as much sense as yours earlier. H Hahah it makes zero sense, whereas mine made complete sense. You weren’t a part of that thread by the way, nice to know I’ve got fans on here despite hardly posting. X
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Post by SteveWyman on Oct 28, 2020 16:48:47 GMT
Kitson doesn't deserve to be mentioned alongside some of these names. He didn't do much for us, but was a decent PL striker being asked to do a job he really wasn't suited to. I get that people think he's a bit of a twat, and some of the stuff he's said about us isn't exactly complimentary, but ability wise he's nowhere near some of the truly, truly awful strikers we've had. Keith Scott, Dave Bamber and Vincent Pericard are at the absolute pinnacle of shite that I've seen in my lifetime. Anybody who saw those three strutting their stuff would think Vokes looks like Alan shearer in comparison. Three pages of 'worst striker' and not one mention of Killer Lightbulb or the mighty O'Neill Donaldson. We've had some class up top in our time...
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Post by RAF on Oct 28, 2020 18:24:59 GMT
Exactly. Makes as much sense as yours earlier. H Hahah it makes zero sense, whereas mine made complete sense. You weren’t a part of that thread by the way, nice to know I’ve got fans on here despite hardly posting. X It made fuck all sense just like you are making none now. You know it's possible to read a thread without commenting? Not part of that thread? Grow up you bell H
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