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Post by madnellie on Oct 27, 2020 21:55:00 GMT
Kitson.
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Post by Goonie on Oct 27, 2020 21:55:06 GMT
Ryan Shotton......but then again he did beat West Brom 🤣
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Post by Sven on Oct 27, 2020 21:58:04 GMT
vokes makes billy whitehurst look like alan shearer
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Post by fulagoals on Oct 27, 2020 21:59:45 GMT
I’d put him in the Bruce Dyer category to be honest. Very similar mobility!
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Post by fulagoals on Oct 27, 2020 22:01:40 GMT
In fact think of a combination of Dyer, Bony and Guidetti playing for Stoke and you get Sam Vokes!
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Oct 27, 2020 22:03:09 GMT
When I was a nipper I got a second hand foosball table for my birthday.
Vokes reminds me of one of the “players”, the one who was missing his legs!!!!!
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Post by march4 on Oct 27, 2020 22:03:57 GMT
Brown is even worse.
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Post by RAF on Oct 27, 2020 22:15:20 GMT
He's ok, passable at best, if you play Powell off him and two speedy wingers either side of him. ie. What we did at Huddersfield when we stuck 5 past them last season. Play him in that system and you might aswell play a traffic cone. That system is made for a Gregory / Brown pairing. Two players that will run their nuts off for 90 minutes and have mobility to shift around their back line. Your first paragraph says it all. We can’t be that accommodating to a player that moves like a truck and doesn’t even have a good scoring record. He shouldn’t be anywhere near our team at the minute. It’s literally the ‘Sam Vokes ’ thread? You could have posted this in a general chat about the game but decided to put it here? H
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Post by jimigoodwinsbeard on Oct 27, 2020 22:17:10 GMT
Lee Gregory
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Post by iglugluk on Oct 27, 2020 22:21:12 GMT
Hard to believe that Afobe was sent out on loan and we kept Vokes.. oh hold on.. Vokes is so poor that no other team wants him.
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Post by Trouserdog on Oct 27, 2020 22:26:01 GMT
There have been many strikers worse than Sam Vokes.
He's bad, but there are other levels of bad that are way beyond his rather modest level of shitness. Big Sam is merely paddling in the shallows in the ocean of utter shite, whereas others have plumbed depths that only the shivering husk of the Titanic has seen.
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Post by walton corner on Oct 27, 2020 22:26:39 GMT
Big billy whitehurst
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Post by spongebobflathead on Oct 27, 2020 22:54:20 GMT
Keith Scott
Although it’s close
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 27, 2020 22:56:27 GMT
Sliced bread
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Post by generationex on Oct 27, 2020 23:00:15 GMT
Jese? Seriously no-one going to say it? Vokes was probably cheaper too!
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Post by spitthedog on Oct 27, 2020 23:01:37 GMT
I don't mind admitting that Vokes almost brought me to tears tonight. It was just excruciatingly painful watching him lumbering around a field.
It was like sending out a donkey with 2 broken legs for 90 minutes. Why? What have we done to deserve that?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 23:08:45 GMT
Why oh why cannot our manager see how laughable he is. He offers nothing. His only attribute is that IF he gets the perfect ball he can head it. That’s it. No pace, no effort too - alarming for a player probably earning 25k a week. If he starts again I will switch off as I can’t justify wasting 90 minutes of my life wondering how he has become a footballer.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Oct 27, 2020 23:11:21 GMT
I don't mind admitting that Vokes almost brought me to tears tonight. It was just excruciatingly painful watching him lumbering around a field. It was like sending out a donkey with 2 broken legs for 90 minutes. Why? What have we done to deserve that? You don't get much for your 9 Mil these days do you?
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Oct 27, 2020 23:14:46 GMT
The manager said in his interview after that he wasn’t weakening the team by bringing Vokes in
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 27, 2020 23:16:42 GMT
I don't mind admitting that Vokes almost brought me to tears tonight. It was just excruciatingly painful watching him lumbering around a field. It was like sending out a donkey with 2 broken legs for 90 minutes. Why? What have we done to deserve that? You don't get much for your 9 Mil these days do you? 2,163,461 traffic cones from Screwfix (plus VAT)
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 27, 2020 23:17:13 GMT
The manager said in his interview after that he wasn’t weakening the team by bringing Vokes in 😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by spitthedog on Oct 27, 2020 23:19:47 GMT
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Post by spitthedog on Oct 27, 2020 23:20:32 GMT
You don't get much for your 9 Mil these days do you? 2,163,461 traffic cones from Screwfix (plus VAT)
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 27, 2020 23:20:58 GMT
The manager said in his interview after that he wasn’t weakening the team by bringing Vokes in Must have had his Whiskey delivery from Amazon just in time this morning😳
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Oct 27, 2020 23:21:42 GMT
My belief is in a 2 he’s effective,isolated and on is own it’s just ridiculous
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 23:21:48 GMT
The manager said in his interview after that he wasn’t weakening the team by bringing Vokes in That’s worrying!
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Post by upthefud on Oct 27, 2020 23:23:20 GMT
Terrible terrible striker But have we had worse? Shit thread, Vokes isn’t that bad Berahino, Choupo, Owen, Gudjonsen, Kitson, Jese were all far worse
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Post by Squeekster on Oct 27, 2020 23:24:38 GMT
No contest Ian "fucking" Alinson and I don't go with this he gets no service, Flectcher gets similar balls into him yet he can flick, pass hold up the ball and link up play, Vokes does ziltch!
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Oct 27, 2020 23:25:26 GMT
I've defended vokes in the past but that was utterly pathetic
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 28, 2020 0:00:57 GMT
Terrible terrible striker But have we had worse? Shit thread, Vokes isn’t that bad Berahino, Choupo, Owen, Gudjonsen, Kitson, Jese were all far worse Choupo?? He was virtually our player of the season 😂
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